/ck/ - Food & Cooking

jello cake

Does she do porn? Is she over 11?

>>19699233
not sure about cake, but you could do almond flour chocolate chip cookies with sugar free chocolate chips, and instead of sugar you can use monkfruit extract or stevia

>>19699233
Make a banana cream pie. You can sub anything dairy for a non dairy milk and use sugar free pudding. Here's a recipe. Hope its helpful.

https://thesugarfreediva.com/easy-sugar-free-banana-cream-pie/

If not this one, you can check the website out it has a lot of recipes that fit what you are looking for

I'd say give the little girl a creampie.

>>19699233
almonds taste real nice if you buy em ground and incorporate them in the flour. not much sugar required. maybe an almond chocolate raspberry cake? just go light on the sugar

Have sex with her

>>19699233
>she can't eat carbs
Then how can she eat cake?

>>19699240
Can I bake it as one really big cookie then make a cheescake on top or something?
Almond cookies sound great but it has to be a cake
She is one big seizure away from becoming a vegetable so it would be nice to give her an actual cake since it could be the last

>>19699281
yes that would be fine, or you could just do an almond flour crust cheesecake, or if you want crustless, a basque cheesecake

sorry about your sister anon

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>>19699267
Go back reddit faggots

>>19699233
cheesecake, low in carbs if you skip the crust and you can opt sugar for your stevia

sorry about your sis man
Make her a veggie tray

i make whipped cream with artificial sweetener for my mom, but she really likes whipped cream
sorry i don't have any helpful suggestions

>>19699281
Nta but if she can eat almonds, an olive oil based almond flour cake might be nice if she wants something close in texture to a regular cake.
If you want to go with the cheesecake idea, you can buy a stevia based chocolate syrup to drizzle on it, or you can make it yourself.
Sorry about your sister. You're a good brother anon.

>>19699233
Sugarfree cheesecake with an almond crumble crust is probably your best bet like >>19699297 said, poor girl

>>19699291
>Go back reddit faggots
fuck off, redditor
>>19699267
>>19699258
>>19699239
are true 4chan replies to such a shit thread
"Waaah, I need help so I made this stupid thread"

>>19699346
A true 4channer does not get butthurt and throws a tantrum because he knows that's what a newfag does

>>19699376
*4channeler

>>19699376
Says the butthurt newfag replying to true 4channers. "Waah, you guys are not being helpful, go back!"
You think 4chan is wholesome or something?

>>19699449
I did not mind the troll posts but I call a whiny bitch when I see it

>>19699233
Try making her a logcake, simply take one log of shit from Andy Biersacks asshole and serve as is!

>>19699452
>I call a whiny bitch when I see it
ur the only whiny bitch here, faggot. go fuck your sister and take pics or gtfo

>>19699452
>I did not mind the troll posts
>ESL
They're not troll posts, they're just the average anon replying to you, so just go back. We're not as wholesome as Reddt <:^)

>>19699482
Do people forget why 4chan is called the darkest corner of the internet or something?

>>19699482
>>19699490
While these are true (and I don't have any advice on non-sugary, non-carb cakes), I do hope your sister gets better so I can creampie her.

>>19699233
Coconut flour and artificial sweeteners.

>>19699697
me too, I'll even let you go first

>>19699697
unless you cum frosting you're probably already good to go

By far the worst thread on ck rn. Maybe up there on the site desu.

Best thread on ck rn

>>19699233
Maybe do a variation on a no bake cheesecake leaving out the sugar and topping it with a dusting of cocoa powder. If you whip the cream yourself using heavy cream the whipped cream should be pretty close to zero carbs. I think cream cheese has about 1 carb/serving. Make the cheesecake and then frost it with your whipped cream. Cream cheese and whipped cream both taste good, even without sugar, so I think this might work.

You can find keto cheesecake recipes out there that are probably some variation on this but would use some sort of artificial sweeteners and have more carbs. Maybe check out those too.

>>19699714
I, for one, disagree. It's always been this way. At least back to 2007 when I started coming here.
Also
>doesnt know about t b h
Newfag confirmed.

>>19699233
I'm sorry to hear about your sister's dietary restrictions, but it's wonderful that you want to make a special cake for her birthday. Given her dietary limitations, you can consider making a keto-friendly, sugar-free, and high-fat cake using ingredients that are safe for her. Here's a basic recipe for a keto chocolate cake using stevia:

Keto Chocolate Cake:

Ingredients:

For the Cake:

1 1/2 cups almond flour
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/3 cup stevia (adjust to taste)
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
3 large eggs
1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted (or coconut oil if dairy-free is not a concern)
1/2 cup sour cream (or full-fat coconut cream for dairy-free)
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/4 cup sugar-free chocolate chips (optional)

For the Frosting:

8 oz cream cheese (or dairy-free cream cheese alternative)
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/3 cup stevia (adjust to taste)
1 tsp vanilla extract
Heavy cream or coconut milk (to adjust the consistency)

Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and line an 8-inch round cake pan with parchment paper.

In a mixing bowl, whisk together almond flour, cocoa powder, stevia, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.

In another bowl, beat the eggs, melted butter (or coconut oil), sour cream (or coconut cream), and vanilla extract until well combined.

Combine the wet and dry ingredients, mixing until you have a smooth batter. If desired, fold in sugar-free chocolate chips.

Pour the batter into the prepared cake pan and smooth the top.

Bake in the preheated oven for about 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

Allow the cake to cool in the pan for about 10 minutes, then transfer it to a wire rack to cool completely.

While the cake is cooling, prepare the frosting. In a bowl, beat the cream cheese, cocoa powder, stevia, and vanilla extract until well combined. Add heavy cream or coconut milk as needed to achieve your desired frosting consistency.

Once the cake is completely cooled, spread the frosting evenly over the top.

Decorate the cake as you like, using more sugar-free chocolate chips or shaved dark chocolate, if desired.

Remember to taste the cake and frosting as you go to adjust the sweetness to your sister's liking since her tolerance for sweetness may differ. This cake should be low in carbs, sugar-free, and high in fat, making it suitable for her dietary restrictions.

>>19699740
TACITLY WRONG
>>19691109

>>19699742
I do know. I simply do not care desu senpai baka

>>19699774
>>19699778
i love you chatgpt

>>19699233
Go for a classic Jewish cheesecake
>Cream cheese 300g
>(Unsweetened) yogurt 150g
>3 eggs
>4 tablespoons sugar
>Vanilla essence

Maybe you can even cut a bit on the sugar but I think that's ok for a whole cake
Basically just mix everything in a bowl and plop it on your preheated 175c oven for 15 minutes. Then lower the temperature to 150c for 30 minutes. Then turn off the heat but leave in in the oven (closed) for an hour. Make sure to serve it cold though

>>19699233
SHE GOT A RETT SINDROME ON HER X CHROMOSOME, PROBLEM TOO COMPLEX TO EXPLAIN ON A MICROPHONE
IF YOU WANNA TALK RHETT LET ME GIVE YOU A LINK

>all these wannabe edgy posts
>not one gore spammer
faggots like you lot are probably too stupid to know how to get around an IP ban. OP I recommend a gelatin cake with banana flavoring (if it aligns with her dietary needs)

>>19699482
>>19699490
Dirty shitty fat asshole of the internet*

We are anonymous
We are abused,
We are permasingle

>>19699233
I don't know shit about baking sweets but I'm sorry about your sister. You sound like a great brother and I know this because I know the feeling of loving your sister so much you want to do things for her like making her a meal or setting up a fort to watch movies or making her laugh. I wish the best for you and your family.

>>19699740
Nothing beats some of the retards you could find on /ctg/.

>>19700527
This, as a doctor I prescribe 1 giant sincere sibling kiss on the forehead.

quark + pudding powder + milk, bring to boil, in form do layer of sugarless ladyfingers, then layer of berries of choice. Every time cover with quark/pudding mixture. Fridge over night

>>19699860
thanks, I managed to read it before it got jannied

>Although there's no cure for Rett syndrome, potential treatments are being studied. Current treatment focuses on improving movement and communication, treating seizures, and providing care and support for children and adults with Rett syndrome and their families.
This sucks. Keep being strong for your sister Op.

>>19699281
the basque cheesecake is the easiest anon, you could do the big cookie and that, might as well be generous :(

I have nothing to add that might help your cake become better but I hope that it turns out well. Post updates if you can, thank you for being a good brother.

>>19699233
>checked
Sorry about the shit hand your sis got dealt, anon.
>>19699240
There are lots of flour-less or almost flour-less cake recipes.
They all involve folding stiff peak beaten egg whites into the other ingredients. Some require a Tblspn. of flour, and your suggestion of almond flour would serve here since gluten doesn't come into play.
Angelfood cake is a good example. Additions of Stevia and cocoa powder will sweeten and make chocolate cake if desired.
*This post by the Chat GPT b0t that Fucked your mom last night.

Chocolate mousse, with an emphasis on dark choc, less sugar, slightly sweetened with stevia but focus on cocoa flavors over sweetness
Sorry about your sister bro. My little brother in law has something similar.
Dont forget to sleep a lot and to take good care of yourself so you can be your best for her. Im sure she loves you very much.
Maybe cantonese style egg tarts w stevia?
As a heads up she might not give a shit about what it tastes like. Focus instead on making it the most beautiful cake shes ever seen. Tons of details like sparkles, colors, pretty plate, berries artfully placed on top, tall elegant candles from the supermarket, a lovely card, and then spend the day with her and show her how much you care. Talk with her and make her feel like the most special person in the world.

>>19699233
Make a savory cake OP. That's literally your best option, it's still delicious, you can stuff it with fat. Google savory cake recipes

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>>19699291
Holy what in the oldfaggot LARP

>>19699233
You could make the base with keto bread, i.e. almond flour and egg whites. As long as stevia is ok you could make your own fillings, like stevia chocolate, stevia almond paste and cream.

>>19699233
Just make her a Keto style chocolate cake sweetened with Stevia. They can be pretty tasty, I eat them all the time. You can even make a stevia glaze, it's pretty good. You are a good brother anon.

>>19699239
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>>19699267
I'm such a fucking cunt for laughing at this shit

>>19700538
Sorry, I meant kiss on the pussy.

>>19701782
one of those posts doesn't belong