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19693772 No.19693772 [Reply] [Original]

Good morning, anon. Tell me how dark you want your toast using words, not pictures.

>> No.19693782

>>19693772
I want it so dark I it will cause my racist uncle to call it a nigger.

>> No.19693783

I want it half black like my wife's son

>> No.19693808
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19693808

>>19693772
See that crust?
Match it, with bits of white underneath.

>> No.19693860

>>19693772
the setting goes on 2 if the maximum is 5.

>> No.19693914

>>19693772
If light rye is on the table, I would like it to be toasted crisp but not charred. Ideally the toasting would give the faces of the bread a maillard tan somewhere in the neighbourhood of that of the pre-toasted crust. Ideally, when the toast is buttered, it should be reminiscent of oiled mahogany, and when bitten into it, a crunch that wouldn't be out of place in a foley artist's repertoire as he mimics the snapping of ancient bone should give way immediately to a satisfying chewiness on par with the fat of a rare prime rib.

>> No.19693922

>>19693914
Unremittingly based.

>> No.19693949

I'd like a brick of burnt carbon and I mean BURNT

>> No.19693974

>>19693949
Activated, reactived, or deactivated carbon?

>> No.19694004

>>19693914
based faggot

>> No.19694059

>>19693974
Preactivated

>> No.19694330

>>19693772
latina brown
soft enough to chew a little but a crunch in each bite

>> No.19694610

Peanut butter coloured or perhaps the slightest tad darker.

>> No.19694694

>>19693772
I would like my toast raw please

>> No.19696410

>>19694059
Fuuuuuuuug. That's so sick.

>> No.19697711

>>19693772
Like lenny kravitz but after a 2 month long drugs and recording binge predominantly indoors.

>> No.19697716

>>19693772
almond please

>> No.19697776

>>19693772
Just a little tan.

>> No.19697861

>>19693772
a touch over the medium setting

>> No.19697961

>>19693772
As dark as a BBC. I identify as a slender 18 year old white supermodel with blonde hair and blue eyes btw

>> No.19698001

>>19693772
Suntanned Iranian.

>> No.19698843

>>19693914
based vocabulary chad