/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19689025
I would charge his fucking stand like a bull...

>>19689034
>like a boar
ftfy

>>19689025
Just eat each cone he gives you

>>19689025
So does he use the cones that guy touched later? I wouldn't want to eat something his clammy hands had been all over...

webms and images still won't load for me

>>19689048
btw im a gay sissy, not sure if that matters

>>19689060
I like how the kid barely sold any eggs.
Like all the dumbasses were like.
Yeah. That old mean really knows how to cook an egg.
Like it's a fucking fried egg. Do these people really think that you haven't hit the egg cooking ceiling after a couple of months of cooking eggs every day?

t*rks must die

>>19689107
there you go m8

>>19689025
these always make me so sad

>>19689060
how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>>19689123
disagree

Her approach is definitely the way to go. Fuck you cone man I'm going elsewhere.

>>19689123
>only one with any sense
extremely based

>>19689163
Are there really that many people looking to buy eggs during the middle of the night?

>>19689165
i kept saying nice and then dropping my cursor down the video and it had 30 seconds left

>>19689163
>press A to interact

>>19689213

>>19689123
bismillah

>>19689165
damn, and i thought my publix sub orders were stuffed to bursting...

>>19689034
t.

>>19689239
lol why she cry

>>19689195
>>19689199
My favorite approach is still this guy

>>19689261
They gave her the spicy milk

>>19689261
from what I've been told, and this has not been confirmed by fact checkers on Facebook, they are having a spicy curry contest and she purchased a few drops of milk with a cute gesture for the camera to relieve the pain. I suppose it did not suffice.

>>19689123
I van save her inshalla

>>19689272
I was gonna say that that's a fun way for the lads to serve up food at a party, but then I realized it's a professional restaurant

>>19689165
would

>>19689259
he's using his right arm again now?
progress
>>19689260
>>19689263
based as fuck

>>19689123
Protect at all costs

>>19689295
Behead this vile whore

>>19689221
>"that will be $60 + taxes + tip"

>>19689295
And people wonder why male on female rape is so high

>>19689272
next level goyslop
>>19689311
ive always wondered how someone comes up with the ideas for these things
ive never even considered carving a melon like a pumpkin, much less doing some fancy 3d carving

>>19689306
nah, it's an old vid

>>19689295
I want to forcibly spread her legs and rape her until i run out of cum.

>>19689327
>baked bean mayo salad with a dash of onion
jack needs to just rope already
>>19689340
i have to wonder how many units they sold
surely nobody is stupid enough to fall for this shit, right?

>>19689053
i want to give an Amazonian woman's sloppa the ol' lickaroo

>>19689123
god she's beautiful

>>19689060
I made one of these this morning in His honor

>>19689123
Jesus christ if that's what the 42 virgins look like sign me the fuck up.
>tfw no cute sad Islama mama

>>19689192
he has to eat his way out

>>19689025
>putting the napkin In his mouth when he tries to take a bite

>>19689123
Imagine her looking up at you while she services you

>>19689295
yep would enjoy a good ol rape or two with this fine woman

>>19689260
bloody basterd sir do not be doing that
go to hell basterd

>>19689295
I BET SHE ENGAGES IN COITUS SIMILARLY TO AN AIRCRAFT OF WARFARE

>>19689498
I've never seen a fighter jet fuck, but I'd imagine it's a thing to behold.

>>19689386
BLESSED REDEEMER

>>19689368
>surely nobody is stupid enough to fall for this shit, right?
Isn't that the exact same way they marinate/tenderize in resturants? What's the issue here?

>>19689295
fuck up and cook twatto

>>19689429
She looks disturbingly similar to a big tiddy goth girl I know, clothes and all.

>>19689211
Daytime is just to hot to do anything in these parts of the world so most things are done at night. That's also why everytime you call a 24h support hotline a Ranjeet is helping you at daytime if you are living in the US

>>19689263
A God among men.

>>19689767
Dunno what kitchens you've worked in but at least in the ones I've worked, that shit gets prepped well before service begins
If we're marinating in the middle of dinner shift, something has gone seriously wrong
That said, if such a situation were to occur, if this works (and assuming it's not pure Chinesium that will break within a year), it would be useful

>>19689165
absolutely ruined it after the first set of ingredients

>>19689221
Some really should do a mashup of "chefs" taps knive webm. The last twelve month alone it would be at least 10 minutes long.

>>19689263
DO NOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTARD BITCH

>>19689053
How does someone this hot even exist?

>>19689123
Probably extremely domineering in private life.
>would

>>19689034
While the bbc bull rams your wife in your own bed

>>19689192
it takes a crane to get out

>>19689838
found the gayboi

>>19689123
Based chick, just wants her ice cream and no shenanigans

>>19689025
chinks now pretend to be turks as well? Did they "discover" ancient chink text about how turkey is actually china or sth?

>>19689295
This is kind of whore that when I look at her I think more about kicking her in the ass to calm her down rather than thinking it's hot. maybe because of ugly, horse face, maybe because of stupid behavior.

>>19689259
Where is he at Disney world or Helen GA?

>>19689025
based fatty headfucker

>>19689195
>doesnt know how to have fun in life.

>>19689786
>She

>>19689295
i came here to see food not butts

>>19689165

>>19689192
He eats them all and then blasts the wall open with one massive explosive egg fart

>>19689261
they told her it was actually the jizz of their most ugliest bastard out of their fans/buddies* (me) and she thought she can't get married (結婚する) anymore because she's impure
*buddies is what they call their fans

>>19689123
why would he make her sad? :(

>>19689272
>coked up server misses your plate
>steaming hot pile of sloppa burns your dick off
no thanks fags

>>19689053
Where do you see a kebab?

>>19689426
Trans women are not women. If you have a Y chromosome at birth you will never be a woman.

>>19690564
no shit, but if they moan like a girl on my dick they're woman enough for me
whether you continue to mald over it isn't my problem

>>19689056

>>19689295
That's gonna be a shitty fucking omelette.

>>19690488
She was having a rough day and wanted a bit of ice cream to lift her spirits. Then the guy pulled this stunt

>>19689313
Only 60?

>>19689123
Pay attention how she feigns sadness in hopes that the Chad ice cream server will cave in but he stood his ground. Once she realized she has been dominated she reveals her true nature and leaves angrily. The Chad then proceeds to give her the ice cream since she has already paid for it and he is not a dishonest man.

>>19689295
this has virtually nothing to do with food

Total nigger gastronomy.

Slaughter niggers. Dry age niggers. Repurpose a nigger into soup stock. Dunk a nigger baby into ranch sauce. Sanitize filthy blacks in the sink. Turn niggers into food. Launch niggers into the stovetop. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into casserole. Stuff vegetables into a niggers breast. Judo throw niggers into a hot pot. Twist niggers wings off. Report niggers to the butcher. Fillet niggers in half. Make a flavorful roast with pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in pens. Crush niggers before preparing the seasoning for the meatballs. Liquefy niggers into pie filling. Eat niggers. Debone niggers. Cook niggers in the gas oven. Tenderize nigger thighs with steel tenderizers. Pre heat niggers in the oven. Bake niggers. Mandatory grilling for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses into hamburger patties. Marinate niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a microwave. Turn old niggers into sausages. Feed niggers to guests. Slice niggers with a paring knife.

>>19689313
60 dollars for all of that is a steal anon wtf are you on about?

>>19689937
Mutt's Law

>>19689053
A living goddess. My queen.

>>19689295
Cut the fucking vegetables you stupid bitch, you can bounce your asscheeks when they're in the pan

>>19689263
Chad

>>19689123
she cute
pls gib cute hijabi wife

>>19690617
I've got news for you. YOU GAY!!

>>19690617
Your dick has never been in anything but your hand

>>19689295
so fucking cringy

>>19690019
The turks themselves like to larp as mongols

>>19689165
Every time I see this, I can't help but imagine that sandwich would make me I'll from all the fats and carbs. I love meat & cheese as much as the next guy, but some veggies or even just some sort of sauce would make it better.
Maybe just a shit ton of pepper relish or something. Literally anything to balance out all that meat and cheese.

Imagine the gut wrenching greasy shits

>>19689847
The little finger wag they do with the fakeout of cutting the meat and pulling it with their hands instead would be easily twice as long.

>>19689426
God I'd love to be balls deep in that boipucci massaging that prostate with my swollen head and seeing the big creamy load that leaks out when he has a sissygasm.

>>19691247
i always lose it at the end how he throws 3 olives on that mangled corpse of an abomination

>>19690050
you might have the homosex disorder anon

>>19689295
bet she cooks like a fighter jet

>>19690207
my bad
>it

>>19690414
That's actually pretty fucked.

>>19690639
Cute

>>19690639
cute

>>19691000
I want to make rough love to her every night.

>>19691233
She dropped the shell in there, stupid cunt.

>>19689123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbOlrxXzWmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRipgzaPVc
found more of her+longer video

>>19691000
>>19689053
whores getting praise just for breathing. I hate this simp thirst farming shit

>>19690639
those kinky little shits, they are LOVING it

>>19691233
Vile. Reminds me of tubgirl.

>>19689221
its been 8 years since that webm has been posted every week and i still dont understand why its fucking burnt yet he's so proud of it

>>19689261
she literally says "its spicy" you fucking retard
using 4chan assumes you at least can read/speak basic nipanese

>>19689426
>>19689429
people do this shit to only make $100 per 10 million views

>>19691239
ah, footage of the Blizzard Activision HQ
nice find anon

>>19691314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frye2-mwMaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7saqhnUcgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIrxc6nyja8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0t_7PJIxWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P78XcWcEC08
more of her. this seems to be the official channel of the ice cream seller, in lahore, pakistan. we're getting baited. they are skits.

>>19689192
It's not easy, he has to walk on eggshells.

>>19691365
>they are skits.
that should've been obvious considering their whole business model is putting on a show

>>19691353
they do it for the dopamine hits. Tik tok uses bots to trick people into thinking their videos are being watched and have more engagement than they really have, then slowly they start pulling it away, it drives people insanely addicted.

>>19691317
t. incel

Gaming Foodie, 1.2m instagram, 2.7m tiktok, 1.2m youtube
>Wife cooks gourmet dinner for husband while he plays video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MqKpyiMeps
>I cook dinner for my gamer husband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf3kmHgCcIE
>I cook dinner for my gamer husband pt 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA3tf71JCrw
>Here are some of the dinners I’ve made in 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEkxOqyvDpU
>Making dinner for my husband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ2vfxEsEcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOuIBvSTDyU

>>19689221
i knew it was going to be pretentious just from seeing the doodle histrionic tattoos and gloves.

>>19691398
Woman doing her duty, as she should be. Funny how you have to praise normal behaviour nowadays.

>>19689123
>>19689260
muslims really are subhuman animals, driven only by reptile brain impulse. the entire point of going to the goofy ice cream guy is for some lighthearted shenanigans. im sure the ice cream there is mediocre at best, you're paying for the show

>>19691365
who cares? she's top tier qt

>>19691351
>using 4chan assumes you at least can read/speak basic nipanese

>>19691000
this girl isnt even 1/10 as attractive or as charismatic as goyslop queen. its almost embarassing anytime she gets posted right after serena, its like the ultimate cope

>>19691578
sequels rarely match up to the original

>>19689295
Maybe its just me getting older but all I'm thinking about is not "She's so hot" but "I bet she's really fucking high maintenance"

>>19691567
Did he stutter?

>>19691483
Its fake seo farming by the average social media whore

>>19691551
ts fake seo farming by the average social media whore.

>>19689652
How many human children has this man consumed?
Was it just the one time "local delicacy" thing, or has he made a habit of it?

>>19691551
Really depends. If she's a housewife, then yeah that's the bare minimum effort she ought to put in.

>>19691351
dekinaifags btfo

>>19691351
>using 4chan assumes you at least can read/speak basic nipanese

We speak english here, retard.

>>19692005
If 4chan was true to american demographics half the posts would be in spanish

>>19689060
>You have to eat all the eggs

>>19691351
lmao kys

>>19691858
Yes, that's true. That is why they added "lazy gamer" bait too.
>>19691960
Please elaborate. What does it depend on?

>>19692110
If she works a normal wageslave job, then she has no more responisibility over their meals than the guy. But if she stays home while he works then she should do the normal housewife duties like cooking and cleaning

>>19689429
You can't mix estrogen and alcohol, it can fuck you up and send you to the hospital

>>19689165
Woke up this mo'nin...

>>19689165
But why do that to the fries, they did nothing wrong

>>19692352
Why the hell do people like that guy? He's so annoying.

>>19692549
The three are

>>19689295
Food?

>>19691348
https://www.foodfirefriends.com/bbq-bark/

Someone post the webm’s of people eating off the ground in india

>>19692128
I don't think it's that easy in the case you are describing. I think that in the case of avarge poor family, where both husband and wife have to work, there might be need of different than traditional division of labor, however it's for the husband to decide how much wife can handle and how much he takes upon himself. He should obviously listen to his wife's opinion, but the final say is his.
In a scenario where woman can potentialy make more money than man, perhaps man decides to take care of the house more and work part-time so wife can overtime; but he also has to consider whether or not it would damage the relationship.

>>19692352
The ultimate reddit vdeo.

>>19691266
Kek

>>19692352
Christ, the only thing that could make this gayer is if they literally started fucking.

>>19691247

That pizza was ruined already 1,5s into the video.

>>19691365

By Allah, why is she even allowed to smile at a man not married to her?

>>19691239
shes a pure angel, wonder how its tastes like

>>19690639
Wouldn’t they be in pain from being branded?

>>19689259
yo look at that duck
hes biding his time

I miss Ja/ck/ bro

>>19693021
I don't, and I'm sick of seeing that walking dead man. Fuck, how many years has it been? A decade or so, yeah?
Jack isn't even fun to watch anymore, it's all just depressing. No comedy value what so ever nowadays.
And even back when he was fresh, it was only funny a few times before it gold old and boring.
Oop, here goes the silly fat man failing to cook chicken again!
Ooowee, there he goes using rotten freezer burnt meat again!
Wowee, look at him mix mayo with a bunch of canned slop and a block of cream cheese!

Fucking broken record. At least Kay actually makes it interesting. Jack is just a boring piece of shit. Always has been, always will be.

>>19693021
rest in peace

>>19690050
No it just means you have wisdom and understand she's narcissistic and thinks she can control men easily.

>>19689426
If they were all this cute and passing, I don't think you guys would be as perturbed by them

>>19693579
Most complaints about trannies are actually complaints about medical technology not being advanced enough.

>>19693584
True, and if I could seamlessly transform into a woman (and back afterwards) I'd do that shit for sure. I don't hold that against anyone. If I could take a teleportation pad to a bar flying in the rings of saturn I would do that too. But I can't. What makes trannies mentally ill is that they are convinced either that the transition will be this good, or that they are "really" women when in fact they are men with a mental malfunction, and they go ballistic forcing their delusion on anyone they encounter.

>>19689053
Why is she emoting so much

>>19693000
One cakes pain is another cakes pleasure.

>>19693640
Attention whore who knows she is being filmed for the internet

>>19693552
she clearly over did it

>>19689313
Is ~5 lbs. of BBQ meat plus sides really not enough for you, you fat fuck?

>>19690617
They don't moan like women, though. They moan like men doing falsetto.

>>19693021
>check out what ja/ck/ is up to these days
>he's making fucking birthday cake ice cream bread with sprinkles (which turns blue and looks like it's moldy)
>turns out he already made an ice cream bread video 9 years ago with rocky road ice cream, and his stroke brain forgot about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmReBlrS48s
Multiple wake up calls throughout his life, and he's hit the snooze button every single time. There's just no stopping him.

>>19691247
makes me laugh out loud every single time

>>19693021
I miss the Simply Sara threads. What ever happened to those?

>>19691247

>>19691483
>Pretentious
How is it pretentious?
That whole presentation is very direct to form and function. No shit the guy serving food is going to be wearing gloves.

>>19691247
is he feeding the fire with cardboard and tall grass lmao

>>19691239
That’s a great person

>>19691247
>hmm fire is getting low in my wood oven
>throws in piece of treated lumber, an old cardboard box, and some grass
>that'll get my fire nice and hot to makea da perfect pizza pie!
fucking BRs

>>19689652
Thank god there's no sound.

>>19692352
Poor little Guga.

>>19693815
>I miss the Simply Sara threads. What ever happened to those?
Laughing at /jack/ is deserved because he's kind of a shithead irl. Simply sara and kay are basically making fun of retarded people.

>>19689053
The worlds top actress: Zendaya

Meanwhile in a random street corner food truck

>>19691351
Based and true. 4chan is rightful otaku clay and all normalfags must leave.

>>19691197
I have no idea what you're talking about post an example

>>19694350
Not that poster but I think they're talking about something like this

>>19694305
Self identifying as otaku is the cringiest shit ever. Ultimate poser move

>>19689025
Duality of man

>>19689123
This is staged - They don't do the circus shit if you ask them not to

>>19693640
its a drunk chick excited to be getting food

>>19691317
Attractive people of either gender deserve praise and admiration, sorry nobody's ever salivating over your salty unwashed ass

>>19694549
Ok, simp

>>19689165
couldn't help but think of this
https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc

>>19689060
>filename
holy kek good one anon

>>19689838
Yeah, should have stopped @ :22 before the amerimutt state fair bs

>>19691073
She looks like this girl I went to school with. Same resting bitch face and hijab style and everything.

>>19690679
>she was totally sad-looking, see?!
Inability to recognise emotion from facial expression is a sign of autism, 'Sperger-kun

>>19689426
>doesn't pour it into a dog bowl and lick it up like the bitch they are
????

>>19689053
kek of course y'all only save and share the cut version that didn't include the last bit where she handing this sloppa dish to her tall big black date lmao

>>19694527
I like how they both seem spiritually exhausted by the end of it.

>>19693061
>>19693746
>>19694203
My favorite part about Jack is that he thinks all of his strokes are genetic

Test

>>19694591
Do you understand what the word "subtle" means? Of course she isn't crying, but she's clearly making the face of one who is trying to express the subtle emotion of "stop being mean to me :(" before she turns away.

>>19694845
Holy shit, you're fucking retarded.
Let me spell it out to you, you autistic goddamn moron: that look is not "wah, I'm sad! :'(" it's "I'm fucking annoyed, fuck this," as exemplified by her walking away in an obviously angry manner.
Well, perhaps not so obvious to your autistic fucking brain, holy shit

>>19694527
> Turkish ice cream
> Indian men
> Indian TikTok
> signs in English, Thai, and Japanese
> Clean street

I am so fucking confused.

>>19694915
if he mistakes obvious dagger eyes for sadness, he must think every poor, unfortunate female unlucky enough to have to interact with him is very, very sad : (
but they're not
they just want him dead

>>19694915
Damn, you call me autistic but look at you getting worked up over nothing.

>>19694959
That's nice, dear. Nobody loves you and you have no friends.

>>19694928
>Japanese
wut?
It's chinese.
As for where it is, Chon Buri, Thailand. The stand is well known.
Resort area, so they keep that shit fucking spotless. Those Indians look Southern as fuck, probably Telugus, which are in no short supply throughout Thailand.

>>19689311
>fagggy light added
ruined

>>19694967
>wut?
>It's chinese.
Am I missing a sign somewhere? I only see a single kanji, how can you possibly tell?

>>19694967
>That's nice, dear. Nobody loves you and you have no friends.
So not only are you autistic, you're a psychopath as well.

>>19694979
Oh, sorry. I've seen other pics of the same stand. As I said, it's well-known.
Also, Japanese is kinda rare outside of Japan, anyway. If you happen to see a character somewhere, it's far more likely to be Chinese than Japanese.

>>19694978
lol cry more

>>19693584
the other complaints then are about the idiots willing to do it anyway

>>19694984
>lol cry more

Weren't you the one crying because my words offended you?

>>19694682
Nah, it was a wake up call from god caused by stress, caffeine and energy drink(s). Fortunately Jack has vowed to cease drinking caffeine, so that never happens again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>>19695007
>still doesn't know the difference between sad and annoyed
lol
no tincture for your 'tism, I suppose lmao

>>19694984
Oh right. I thought I was witnessing some arcane language knowledge.

>>19689043
I remember a webm of a guy doing that with The Last Byzantine getting pissed.

>webm thread
>231 replies and 44 images
you guys suck

>>19694527
My feet hurt
I have to juggle icecream 200 times a day
I wish I was at home beating my wife

>>19695086
happy?

>>19689263
Can't bamboozle a bamboozler.

>>19695092
God the things I'd do to her...

>>19689025

>>19693584
Yeah its not the vitriolic behavior, sexual deviancy or authoritarian ideology

>>19691239
her calorie intake has to be crazy, normal milk production of around 30oz can increase BMR about 25%. she is doing almost 2 gallons.

>>19693663
nigger detected

>>19689259
Wasnt that fat fuck dying a couple months ago?

>>19693746
You can just hear that he can't control the right side of his face anymore either. Talking with the lisp and his mouth drooping down as well. It just keeps getting worse.

>>19692352
Christ, they distilled everything wrong with trendy cooking shit, and processed it into 1 video.
Guga is just a generally disgusting person to look at and his content feels like its targeting retarded people.
Uncle roger is a racist POS who literally only gets a pass cause his target of hatred is white people("do it the right way, not the white way" is literally the tag line to his videos! And all while white youtubers flock to him to collab.)
Weinstein is the lesser of the two, but its still retarded shit to impress fat stay at home moms and morons with low impulse control.

>>19694979
Chinese is like the second or third most spoken language. Also if it was japanese it would've most likely been written in katakana.

>>19689800
do you know how timezones work you colossal tard

>>19689053
It hurts so much bros

>>19695403
Faggot here. Just thought I'd say that I don't understand why anyone with a vagina would look at this thoroughly mid motherfucker and think he's the hottest shit ever. Ryan Gosling is not even meh to me since he's got that lazy eye and I have a huge thing about eyes.
He's gross.

>>19694116
>fucking BRs
Watch as we ruin your entire country by creating tiktok challenges to do things the hue way.

Imagine all the sushi on pizza you would have to see these retarded teens eating and saying it is the best thing ever and that everyone should try it.

Can you possibly handle the popcorn pizza?

>>19695412
They don't really, he's a hetero man's idea of a Hot Guy. Anybody who actually likes men considers him mid-decent at best. That said, if he was working at your local starbucks or whatever, he'd be an obvious home town chad. If he messaged me on grindr I'd go for it np. He just doesn't really measure up to celebrity standards.

>>19695522
Yeah, nah. I wouldn't even bother opening anything sent to me by that face. Instant delete.
First time I saw him at length was when my friend dragged me to see 2049 and I was just like "really? This motherfucker's gets bitches' panties wet? He looks like that dog from the old cartoons."

>hometown chad
lmao
He ain't shit. He's hometown mid at best.
Pic related. It's him in Bladerunner.

>>19695569
Yeah, he even got his role in The Notebook specifically because the casting director thought that a man who is actually attractive would be wrong for the part. The actual director agreed so they went with Ryan Gosling specifically because he's NOT hot. And apparently, women don't like him for his looks. They like what they think his personality is, built up in no small sense specifically because of The Notebook.

>>19695569
Gosling isn't anything remotely special but my dude you sound like the queer version of pic related right now.

>>19695569
Post the hottest male celebrity/model/whatever you can think of so we can see what's good, anon

>>19695602
lol
Nah. RG is just not attractive and that lazy eye is an instant "no." See >>19695579

/ck/ - Ryan Gosling

>>19695634
Roosted Goose

>>19689221
idgaf I've nutted to this webm more than any other most likely

>me opening the /ck catalog

>>19692692
based logical anon (my wife can't cook)

>>19695092
>That body
>that face
God has left us

>>19695092
If you think I wouldn't, you are horribly mistaken

>>19695806
props for the event horizon joke but
>chicken gyros
is better

>>19692352
The unholy trinity

>>19693552
Grim.

>>19693579
>if you were all gay like me, i bet you wouldn't be disturbed by men larping as women

>>19692352
It's like they tailor-made this to fucking irritate the shit out of me. My 3 least favorite faces I have to see around here, uncle ching chong sifu fu man chu but no it's okay cuz I do it pretending nothing fazes him while Jewy McJewjew drops expensive steak on the floor and the fat gay baldy jobs to the 110lb fake chinese man. I can't fathom the amount of dark energy that went into the creation of this video. The forces of evil are on the rise, brothers, hold fast

>>19692805
>the only thing that could make this gayer is if they literally started fucking.
protip: next time try "that's even gayer than if they all started fucking"

>>19695830
according to who

>>19694389
That looks so fucking good fuck.

>>19695092
why is this allowed :'(

>>19695918
your fat momma, you dingus

>>19694566
lurk moar

>>19695092
absolute wife material (after a vasectomy)

>>19693640
Drunk munchies.

>>19695373
Depends on where you living

>>19691561
and that guy was the show. look at that huge crowd. I bet they're all gonna queue up

Obligatory

>>19696137
>retards using teflon pans
checks out

>>19693640
she's happy

>>19695092
This has to be some kind of genetic or medical condition, right?

>>19696372
Yes. The treatment is a paper bag

>>19696178
whats that like

>>19696383
salty coins and milk

>>19690617
Whose in more denial, you or the tranny?

>>19695092
Looks like my ex wife

>>19696380
And a bungie cord. Wouldn't want to risk it getting blown off.

>>19696455
By definition, all trannies are in denial.

>>19695092
holy shit what's wrong with her face?
Even tits the size of golden retrievers won't make up for that.

Why didn't her parents off her like shoveldog?

>>19689313
Imagine tipping lol, lmao.

>>19695223
Weissman is the worst with his stupid jokes and le B roll shots. He is very smug, annoying and gives off predditor vibes.
>Uncle roger is a racist POS
Stop whining lil Timmy. He literally does a stereotypical Chinese voice yet I don't hear you bitching about it. Stop crying about le white genocide and take it as a joke you humourless cunt.

>>19689053
That's a man btw, I found 'her' online.

>>19696848
>take it as a joke
sure, just as soon as I get to return the favor in a public setting with zero consequences

>>19696865
you can make Asian jokes. No one cares, lil Timmy.

>>19691385
Why, thank you!

>>19696142
At least they have the good sense to use wooden utensils, unlike some Boomers who spent their lives huffing leaded gasoline and then went on to eat chipped Teflon chips.

>>19693640
Her controller has a joystick drift problem.

>>19696972
33% of them can't distinguish between wood and metal.

>>19694263
Most women you see irl are honestly better then celebrities or anyone you see online in general really. But this could just be me though

>>19689025
Based retard

>>19691561
Ice cream is serious business!!!! No goofiness here!!

>>19691398
Why don’t they eat together at the table.

>>19689025
>Pay to get bullied by some turk
Top kek

>>19695412
What about Patrick Bateman

>>19689165
I bet this could cure any hangover.

>>19689221
Not nearly enough coleslaw. Still looks good tho.

>>19694527
>>19689025
>>19689123
>>19689260
so do these guys sell the cones thet bait with after people have touched them?

>>19697063
you see the guy throw a cone away in this one >>19689263

i'm guessing that's why it looks like they have so many cones and not really that much ice cream

>>19691239
>last line
I DO!

>>19689652
How has he not died from his AIDS

Like he has looked malnutrited for years

>>19692352
>drinks milk to stop wasabi burn
top kek that won't do jack shit for rhizomes

>>19690937
Oh God, it never fails.

>>19695734
Whoever made this was 100% aware of what they were making

>>19696137
Cute

>>19691353
If you can regularly get 10 million views you can easily transition to YouTube, start some mwrch and make millions. Tiktok is great for advertisement and exposure.

>>19693061
This
Cunt went the way of Epic Meal Time

>>19697063
Cones are super cheap. Like 1 penny each.

>>19694305
you're a middle aged latinx man from reddit who discovered 4chan in 2016

>>19694527
See that photo on the side of the freezer? I think he's serving not ordinary ice cream but booza. It's like ice cream but with mastic gum added to it which makes it denser and elastic/chewy. That would also explain why it sticks to things during all the trickery and why it doesn't seem to melt much.

>>19696865
Kek just fuck their women instead, that's what Asian women are good for. Taking white cock

>>19689261
found out about unit 731

>>19689295
I hate women so much it's unreal

This thread sucked. All of you need to go take a lap.

>>19698349
It’s the incels and the people posting videos intentionally to trigger incels for (you)s
>>19698119
shut up incel

>>19689053
I don't mind this chick but all her copycats are such soulless whores

>>19696137
awwwww they think they're people :)

>>19689295
women like this genuinely deserve rape

>>19697037
>DURRRR IM A BROWN RETARD HURRRRRR
>oooooo lookie lookie at me can use my me hands to make foodles
>i keep my ringring on cause i like SHINY SPECIAL YELLOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19698364
that's a raping for you too

>>19689053
I never understood why this makes 4chancels so upset? This is how a lot of the women I know act. It's pretty normal afaict.