/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19687309
Post this thread every week or two for months or years on end and then about 6 months after you give up he will actually die

>>19687309
Don't even say that. Jack will never die.

>>19687317
This is the only time I will post the thread.

>>19687309
You are wrong. The power of God and his hatred of fake meat and liberals has kept him alive.

>>19687309
he just posted a video today, he does not sound good. jannies should stop being shitty towards us /foodjaks/ he doesn't have that much longer.

>>19687309
Guy has had a million strokes and lives like shit. You're hardly nostradamus

>>19687374
> Guy has had a million strokes
Is it because of the fake meat?

Only ever watched two Jack videos, the aunts weird gelatin dish and a pie of some sort which was him just dumping a can of frosting in a pre-made crust. What is some essential Jackino?

>>19687389
oh man there are so many possible responses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

this one is a legend for his classic burger presentation at the end

>>19687384
It's because of the paynaynus

>>19687367
He sounds like absolute dogshit in his newest video, and has his wife and son doing all the shit for him

>>19687491
The most iconic Jack moments to me will always be him crying in the nursing home after moving his stroke arm for the first time in four years, then his first meal out of the nursing home being a sandwich with 1800mg of sodium. Jack got a wake up call and hit snooze multiple times in his life. His first mini stroke was before he was 40 and he blames genetics for it all

>>19687326
He says that he will never diet. He cooks in fat and in grease and he is a /ck/ favorite. He never diets, the pudge. He is stroking, stroking. He says that he will never diet.

>>19687505

The American health system is designed to keep "people" like Jack alive, my guess is that he will make at least 60

jack's death may be cause for /ck/'s first ever sticky. the mods here are pretty /no fun allowed/ in comparison to other boards so i'm not holding my breathe that

I had a premonition earlier that the sun will rise tomorrow... just saying.

>>19687360
Uhh....ja/ck/bros?

>>19687309
That's OK, call the cops. They can't revirgin your olive oil mate.

>>19687505
It makes no difference what men think of cooking, said the Jack. Cooking endures. As well ask men what they think of meat. Cooking was always here. Before Jack was, cooking waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.

>>19687309
dead magatards are good magatards, so good riddance to this one

>>19687869
His Facebook is full of boomer comedy

>>19687309
That's normal. He's had multiple strokes and sounds very bad. My grandpa sounded the same way after his stroke and he didn't live much longer after that. My grandpa was decently healthy and in his 80s though, it's sad to see that happening to someone 20~ years younger. I know it's mostly Jack's own fault, but it's still sad.

>>19687309
I watched one of his videos for the first time a couple of months even though I've seen him posted here for years. With all the Jackposting I had assumed was some comedy youtuber playing a character who makes completely over the top culinary disasters on his channel. I was not prepared for some schlub who looks like he's behind on his mortgage.

>>19687505

>>19687869
im assuming you are fat because its not maga thats killing him