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19677357 No.19677357 [Reply] [Original]

>think I hate beer
>try Rolling Rock
>wtf-i-love-beer-now

I don't even care what you cringe beer-nerds say about "muh troo piss water", Rolling Rock is the chimps tits.

>> No.19677360
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19677360

Yep it's a light beer. Try German beer next, or pic related.

>> No.19677361

>>19677357
Now just imagine if you could have tasted the real thing from Latrobe, before it was outsourced to a Chinese InBev megafactory.

>> No.19677370

>>19677361
Rolling Rock is brewed in New Jersey....

>> No.19677371

>>19677357
>the chimps tits
how dare you bring michelle, serena and oprah into this

>> No.19677402

>>19677357
I crush rollin rocks like I crush libtards lies OH THESE RICH MEN NORTH OF RICHMOND DRINKING IPAS IM DOWN HERE DRINKING STEEL RESERVES THINKIN IM GAY

>> No.19677406

>>19677357
Shit gives me pounding headaches

>> No.19677410

>>19677361
This isn’t /pol/

>> No.19677411

He's gonna take you back to the past

>> No.19677422

>>19677411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5hBtw-3Wjg

>> No.19677458 [DELETED] 

>>19677411
Back before Mike fired Bootsy for being likeable? Based.

>> No.19677670

I'M DRINKING ROLLING ROCK
ON THE ROLL-N-ROCKER

>> No.19677679

>>19677411

To play some shitty games that suck ass.

>> No.19677753
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>>19677670
came here to post this lololol

>> No.19677772

>>19677357
Don't listen to the fags who like das mienz German biers, if it gets you drunk in an enjoyable fashion, nothing can beat it.

>> No.19677866

rolling rock can be good sometimes. if i'm gonna get a 24oz can it'll be that

>> No.19677883

>>19677357
For me, it's buschhhhhh light. But RR is a close second. HH brother

>> No.19677933

>>19677357
What kind of beer did you try before? Rolling rock tastes exactly the same as every other generic macrobrew pislner.

>> No.19677935

>>19677357
i fucking love rolling rock, bro. Got too fat over last winter and had to switch to miller lite. I die a little inside when i walk past the cheap ass 30 of RR to get a 24 of miller lite for a dollar more.

>> No.19677968

>>19677933
Sam Adams, Busch, Landshark, Corona, Longboard.

>> No.19677982
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>>19677357
Just drink steelies anon its faster

>> No.19677999

>>19677982
you are about to get stabbed.

>> No.19678017

>>19677999
After 5 steelies that bum would be moving in slow motion

>> No.19678021

>>19677982
What does steel reserve taste like? Rolling Rock tastes very light, crisp, with a hint of citrus at the end. Very refreshing. Almost like an adult Ginger Ale.

>> No.19678036

>>19678021
I'm not a big beer snob, it tastes kinda malty to me, but DESU I mostly assocatite the euphoria because I get fucked up halfway through the drink
https://youtu.be/hBgQp16U-hs?t=24

>> No.19678040
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>>19677968
How can you hate Busch and love Rolling Rock? Its the same product.

>> No.19678042

>>19678040
Busch was too bitter.

>> No.19678049

>>19678036
What does malty taste like?

>> No.19678051

> bartender, give me a rock
> make it... rolling

>> No.19678080

>>19678049
Almost earthy, bold not overly sugary

>> No.19678084
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>>19678049
Stomach cancer. Goddamn I want a steelie right now!

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>>19678042
That's like saying mild salsa is too spicy. All of the those generic brews are at the absolute bottom of the spectrum for bitterness, they have no hoppiness whatsoever.

>> No.19678109

>>19678098
I hate hopps.

>> No.19678112
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>>19678049
Ever have a whopper candy?

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>>19677753

>> No.19678146

>>19678109
Then it's understandable that you hate beer, because it's only ingredients are water, malted barley, hops, and yeast.
Just drink vodka and carbonated water diluted to 4% ABV and you'll have the epitome of what light beer producers are trying to make.

>> No.19678579

>>19678049
imagine a nice lager, now imagine you left that lager sitting out in the sun for a week.

>> No.19679061

>>19678112
Awful fucking candy. Biting them give me shivers. My sensitive teeth really have a problem with the crunchy inside.

>> No.19680178

>>19677982
I can't tell if that man is black, indian, or just a regular appalachian.

>> No.19680342

>>19677670
came here to post this x2

>> No.19680443

>>19680178
i think he might just be white and beat to shit by the sun

>> No.19680545

>>19677357
Rolling Rock is pretty good.

>> No.19680575

>>19677357
this nigga suckin chimp tits kek

>> No.19681252
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i rockin and rolling rn