/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19673689
Bake your shit into a pie and feed it to massa

Buy an apple pie at the store, scoop out the apples, and replace with meat. Wala.

>>19673689
cream chicken, casserole, classic mince, all of these are fairly standard and easy.
The most important part of pies and pastries is the dough, not the filling, a good pastry can handle soupy wet food well. And for the love of god use LARD or TALLOW, not shortening otherwise your pastry wont flake right. good luck OP, if you're gonna do it make a thread tomorrow so we can see how it goes

>>19673689
Creampie in the men's bathroom at your frequent gay bar

>>19673689
wrap yourself in dough

call it faggot pie

>>19673708
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>>19673773
didn't know /ck/ had so many brownoids posting

>>19673746
Honestly the EASIEST of all pies would be something like the thatched roof pie from townsends without the pasta decor.
a nice stiff paste, a whole thigh or breast of chicken, seasoned lightly and baked.
Hell, prolly the easiest would be a couple breasts cubed up, seasoned and a can of organic vegetable soup dumped on.
Whatever Opie does, you are right to call for the Tallow or Lard,(leaf lard specifically)
https://youtu.be/Z6adp3fNmdI

>>19673787
Mostly white alcoholics, actually.

>>19673804
Heya.mman..
I resemnble that remardk.
ssSN'ot FAIR mann..

>>19673787
says the dip shit who never made a pie, you're the real nigger here

Meat pies are all beginner tier. It's literally poor bong food.

>>19673689
Buy a pair of frozen pie shells. Cook one as directed while the second one thaws out. When the first one is cooked then dump a can of chili into it, and cover it with the second (thawed out) pie shell, and bake it again.
wa la.

>>19673945
I hate to admit it...But this is perfectly valid.
At least throw in some extra beef or chicken--Man cannot live on TVP alone.

I'm really tired of pig faced isle apes trying to push their "cuisine" here

>>19673956
here, Rassist..
HABBA COOKIE!

>>19673950
only vegans eat TVP

>>19673970
Not if you eat canned chili
you should pay closer attention to labels anon.

hot water crust is piss easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU0YL17NP5w

>>19673804
Can confirm. This is just about the time of night when /ck/ alchies start getting blitzd.
t. /ck/ alchie

>>19673689
are you making the crust or buying premade pie crust?

>>19674282
just cracked open a four loko gold

>>19673689
>beginner tier meat pie
It's a fucking meat pie. They're ALL beginner tier. What the fuck do you think this is. It's literally the easiest retarded shit any 40-IQ coal miner's wife could make.

Mince and cheese pie
>Grease pie dish with butter
>Add short crust pastry
>Blind bake
>Set aside
>Fry onion
>Add beef mince and garlic
>Season
>Add flour and cook for a few minutes
>Gradually add beef stock and stir to make a thicc as fuck gravy
>Add to pie
>Cover with grated cheese or make a really thicc Mornay
>Top with puff pastry and press edges with a fork
>Beat an egg with a little salt and brush the top
>Pierce with a knife for steam vents
>Bake

>>19673689
just make a nice boef bourguignon and put it inside a pastry

>make beef stew
>put it in pastry
>bake
wa la

>>19673828
>>19673956
>pretending to hate the idea of stew in pastry because you're a seething /int/nigger that can't stop yapping about how butthurt the brits make you
desperately sad

>>19674608
>projection

>>19674685
>cope

>>19673689
A simple minced beef and onion pie will be ideal. Always nice and easy to do.

>>19673689
pretty easy to make
you're just adding some curry powder and turmeric to the pie crust and the filling is just ground beef, sauteed onions, garlic, scotch bonnet peppers and some dried spices like paprika

>>19674005
What shitty brand of shitty canned chili are you buying that contains TVP?

>>19673689
here is a good one I found recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEjyHLNwCQM

>>19675668
All of them?

Totally common since the Carter administration.

>>19673689
Steak and kidney. Ok, it's not the easiest pie in the world to make, but it's the best one.

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>>19673959
I'm pretty sure I've seen the source and those are plates