/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19665385
I once grabbed the handle of a cast iron skillet after taking it out of the oven and gave myself second degree burns over my entire hand, including the pads of all 5 fingers. Was not fun.

>>19665453
Do you have finger prints still?

>>19665385
Those are bees at least

>>19665453
I've never horrifically injured myself but I had 2 or 3 bad mandolins cuts before really tightening up on safety.
One job I watched this guy fuck himself up several times though.
He would always spill bacon grease taking trays out of the oven then slip on it. Slipped with a knife in his hand once and yeeted it in to the wall 3 feet away from me. On 2 different occasions just walked right up to the 6 ft combo oven and opens it while looking through the glass only to nearly melt his face off with steam. He lost the tip of his finger in a robocoupe somehow and was finally fired (because he broke the robocoupe).
My personal horror story is when I set off the ansul in an open booth at the hockey arena in front of like 150 people waiting in line for food.

>>19665453
I did the same thing. I still get nervous when I go to grab a handle if the oven is on, even if no pots or pans went in.

>>19665453
>>19665531
This is why they teach you to leave the towel you grab the handle with draped over the handle to signify it's hot. Luckily I never did this with a cast iron but grabbed a stainless steel soup ladle that was left in a pot over a burner once.

>>19665385
Went to eat sushi with my dad for lunch before my now Late grandmother's Bday dinner at a Hamachi place.

I remember clearly, when I was a few Nigiri in to the meal, one of the senior chefs Shout whispering at one of the other workers "What you mean freezer is still broken!"

I got terrible food poisoning, and felt like death by time for the bday celebration. The sushi joint shut down in like a week after that, and I stayed away from sushi for a few years.

It was the octopus that got me sick, I think, since that's the only thing my dad hadn't touched before we both heard that the freeze wasn't working.

I splashed boiling water on my foot and got 3rd degree burns and couldn't walk for 2 weeks. Foot swell up to like 50% larger than normal. I never thought boiling water was that dangerous in small amounts but I barely splashed my foot and it fucked up my life.

>>19665522
>I had 2 or 3 bad mandolins cuts before really tightening up on safety
Define "tightening up". I've used a cheap kevlar glove since day 1 and can be as reckless as I like with the mandolin. No fucking about with guard pieces or anything

>>19665551
Just in general, but specifically with the mandolins it meant using a glove yeah. My cuts happened when I would use the hand guard then ditch it trying to get every last bit shaved. Also fuck the handguard in general fumbly piece of shit. Admittedly with the glove I get reckless. I'll do a large onion in like 5 seconds by going at jerkoff speed and only stopping when I feel the glove catch the blade.

>>19665385
Ok I'll bite.

>be me, working closing shift in a bakery
>mix up several dozen batches of garlic butter
>show the new guy how to scoop the butter from the mixer bowl and put it into the plastic containers and put a lid and a sticker
>leave, come back fifteen minutes later
>what's this red streak in every single one?
>new guy cut his finger, pretty bad actually, and portioned his blood into three dozen containers of garlic butter

This really redpilled me on how stupid people can be. I gave him a spatula, but he somehow managed to cut his finger. It also didn't bother him that he bleeding into people's food.

>>19665385
I worked once at a dairy queen.

>be me, show up for shift
>55 year old woman with no teeth is "training" me
>she wears no gloves
>hair all over the place
>constantly touching her face
>"now we're gonna show you how to do the fryer"
>I notice that raw food starts on the right, and cooked food gets pushed left
>trainer lady sets box of raw chicken from the floor onto the finished food section that is warmed by a heat lamp
>finally some gloves
>takes raw chicken from the box, in full view of customers, drops chicken into fryer
>closes cardboard box, then takes off glove
>nasty filthy greasy half empty chicken box now taken off the finished food section, a visible residue square from the box is visible.
>this was a shift leader

This redpilled me on goyslop.

>>19665602
>Sara the 4 star server and customer faborite shows up hungover on 3 hours sleep
>Sara! Do the thing again!
>Ughhhokay

I feel for her.

>>19665625
>webm
Thats so punk rock

>>19665602
Around 50% of white people have an IQ of less than 100. Is this really a surprise?

>>19665453
i did that right before i had to help move a 5 bedroom house

>>19665625
holy shit that pig absolutely demolished that pig

>>19665602
"She spilled my coffee..."

>>19665625
that nigga strong as shit lmao

>>19665943
Is this from those domestic violence PSA's from like 15 years ago

>>19666003
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

>>19665602
poor wagie, you can see the misery in her face

>>19666020
I can fix her

>>19666040
Nah.

>>19665385
Bees?

>>19665625
Im leaving this thread now to go work out. With hopes of becoming strong enough to body slam a hamplanet one day.

>>19666088
Lift to hoist the feels. Pray to move mountains

>>19665453
I've done it.
My hand was wet even so that hiss stuck in my head for a long time.
I just keep a rag on my waist at all times for touching basically any pan, now.

>>19665544
Dude the fucking ladles are the worst.
Pans at least you can use a towel to grab or always have an oven mitt nearby. But needing to scramble for some kind of mitt or something that won't catch fire for an overheated ladle always sucks.

>>19665602
I have developed a crush on Sara

>>19665625
You think it's any different at a farm? Who do you think is picking vegetables? It's all border-hopping beans that bathe maybe once a week and don't wipe after having a shit. There is zero way to be sure the food on your plate wasn't abused by a retard unless you grew it yourself

>>19665385
>had two female roommates
>one was cool but the other quickly demonstrated she was retarded
>retard offered to make us dinner one night
>I watch silently as she sticks three frozen chicken breasts in the oven and cooks a pot of rice
>she is completely baffled that they chicken isn't done 25 minutes later, rice gets cold while she keeps checking the chicken for the next hour and a half
>explain to her she should thaw it in warm water for an hour before cooking if it's frozen
>next day go in the kitchen
>there's a bunch of raw unpackaged chicken legs in a bowl of water just sitting there all afternoon
pretty minor I guess but it was baffling to me at the time that she had no concept of how to take care of herself including cooking the most basic of meals.

>>19666060
Beads

>>19665459
finger prints will always regenerate unless the dermis and hypodermis is completely removed. second degree burns usually only affect the epidermis and part of the dermis.

>>19666573
She listened to you Anon.
She was a retard, but a willing to improve one.
Strange that the oven took 2h to bake frozen chicken tho.
Maybe because she was opening it constantly, dropping the temperature?

>>19665602
>>19666020
That's what happens when you wear a mask.

>>19666573
>slowly i began to hate them

>>19665385
what the fuck is that

>>19665625
>throw whore on the ground
>money appears
Just like grand theft auto

>>19666681
>Strange that the oven took 2h to bake frozen chicken tho.
>Maybe because she was opening it constantly, dropping the temperature?
Yeah she'd take it out and cut them open in a different spot every 10 minutes, of course leaving the oven door wide open.
You might think she was trying to improve but her true colors came out when it came to doing chores. She'd leave a constantly growing pile of dishes next to the sink and never wash them. When my roommate and I would gently ask her to please do her dishes she'd be flabbergasted and say they weren't hers, even when we pointed out she was the only one eating cereal and mac and cheese for every meal since she couldn't cook anything else and even though she'd watch us clean our own dishes daily. It's like she didn't have object permanence and forgot the dishes were hers as soon as she was done eating out of them. After a while we stopped being nice about it because she would never do it, or clean any other messes she made.

>>19666573
>
The industrial revolution has been devastating

>>19666701
Diversity

>>19665385
i really don't like people of color

>>19667186
They seem to be in their own native land and feeding each other flies so I don't really see the issue here

>>19666573
More effort than I'd expect from a female roommate. She'll probably get upset at constantly giving suggestions because she knows she sucks but is clearly willing to learn

>>19665602
he put a little bit of himself into every dish

>>19665546
Two people can eat the same contaminated food and not both get sick.
It has a lot to do with gut health depending on the pathogen

>>19666701
you thought thise were raisins in your "raisin" bread?

>>19665385
I was making a quesadilla in fry8ng panand when I went to flip it it spilled flaming hot molten cheese down my wrist and melted the skin off. there were holes where the dermis had sloughed right off revealing the subdermal layers beneath. my mom put some salve from the witch on it and it didn't even scar.

>>19666720
What the fuck lmao it just explodes out of her.

>>19666761
>pile of dishes
Why anyone would ever pile dishes? It literally doubles the cleaning effort because now both sides need to be cleaned equally strongly..

>>19665385
Wanted to try wasabi sushi in Japan.
Got 3 rolls STUFFED with wasabi. Not just a little bit. No full wasabi balls.
Put one in my mouth as "how bad can it be". Well that turned my brain to jelly. Still finished the others slowly though. Tasty af

>>19665453
Who hasn't?

>>19668338
your mum knows a witch?

>>19665992
With correct leverage you'd be stunned at what you can do.

>>19666761
What a useless eater. Was she cute?

>>19665930
What racial group are you part of that is much better than that?
Even the smartest races are close to 50% of the population under 100
Do you understand how standard deviations even work?

>>19668678
She had a cute face but at that point (we were in college but I knew her from high school) she was trying to be cool and rebellious by pretending to be a smoker and cutting her hair short and going to sex toy parties (?) now that she was away from her parents, stuff like that coupled with her general stupidity made her really unattractive to me.
Also one time while taking her laundry out of the dryer since she always left it in there and noticed a serious shit stain in a pair of her panties, it was unappealing to say the least.
>>19668411
It was hard to imagine what her mind was doing. She'd add more dishes to the stack every day but never say "hmm maybe I should wash these so it's less work" and instead would apparently think "where did these dishes come from? guess I'll put more on top of them, there is no other choice" every single day.
>>19668113
The chicken incident was like week 1 of her moving in, shortly after which the water was shut off because she forgot to put it in her name, one of two utilities entrusted to her. Once we started asking her to clean up after herself we basically never saw her.

>>19668749
>uni rebellion
This is why nobody should marry a working woman. Just gotta find a woman who didn't go to uni and still is a virgin.

>>19668338
>my mom put some salve from the witch on it and it didn't even scar
Based witch doctor

>one time I bought like 6 fat ribeyes for a bbq at a family party
>meticulously preheated the grill, waited for the temp to raise and get hot enough
>patted dry, salted and arranged ribeyes for grill
>arranged them on grill, set them down closed the lid and left them on a timer for 3 minutes
>go back after timer and spin them for classic grid sear marks
>close lid
>go grab a beer and talk with my cousin for a few moments
>come back to grill and my aunt has already cut them open and packed in the grill weenies, hamburger meat and some chicken legs
>tt..thanks..

>>19666701
Frozen pizza dough factory

>>19670242
Ya Allah…this is the Mona Lisa of arguments for converting to Islam, if for no other reason than to be even more correct about women

>>19665453
Yeah who hasn't done that on the line at some point? One of the many reasons why I got out of the restraunt industry and moved up into running and hosting private dinner parties and do private chef gigs for rich fucks.

>>19665522
DUDE Ansel systems going off is THE WORST

>>19670242
>cut them open
Let me guess, so they cook faster? My grandma used to do the same thing. She wasn't a bad cook for the most part, though.

>>19670290
I thought she cut them to check if they where done.

>>19670299
Maybe but my grandma came from the "all meat must be well done" days so she'd cut steaks and chops in the middle to make them cook faster and let any blood out. If she cut them clean through the middle before they were ever flipped once it's a good bet that's why, especially if she's an older person.

>>19665625
Doing restaurant equipment maintenance was what put me off from ever eating out. The amount of bugs, dirty, mishandled raw food, and built up scum inside of equipment would make the average person puke. It made me realize that health inspections are an absolute meme. You're paying the majority of places to boil in a bag or heat up premade sysco goyslop that sits out for hours and the people making it are druggies. The only store that I ever wasn't grossed out by was chickfila.

>>19665385
It's the BEES that confirm ORIGIN tho-
(Where the fuck??)

>>19665385
>be me
>19 Y.O. working @ Olive Garden in the early 90s.
>Front of house Pasta maker(yeah they used to make that shit IN HOUSE.) and summer was SWEET.
>Usually the job was mix up semolina, eggs water--and make the par sheet culled from the analysis of the last 3 years on this day..
>Opening duties--->DONE!
>3 batches of pasta(1/2 LONG cambro box, FULL) --->DONE
>It's an OLD Italian HOT brass die pasta maker
>Fuck up the ratio on the dry side, BOOM! cement---enjoy digging out the machine for the next 2 hours--Oh yeah--you have 12 carry-outs to get together for lunch-rush.
>Hot as fuck Hostess comes in--it's ~20 mins until Open...
>she's a flirty one.. AND cute-- too bad that that's the skillset she prolly tried to use her entire life.
>miscalculate ratio.... It looked right, but now isn't coming out...FUCKfuckfuckfuc...
>Kill machine, pray it's not too late. The Die was HOT and cranking out just about Perfect pasta--2 Fett. and a Spag.
>NOPE... FROZEN...get the food grade prybar, ya' moran...
>Lunch rush is rolling along now, about 2 carry-outs per 5mins, and I'm WAY behind on my par sheet for pasta--Friday's coming FAST.
>and then

(2 of 2)
>I do the DUMBEST FUCKING THING anyone could do to a screw-drive(that screw weighed 14 fucking lbs.)---I put my fingers in the way while trying to clear the chute...
>POP goes the CrowBar!!
>SMACK!! Goes my index finger--I was about 10 lbs. of pressure short of losing my fingertip.
>Pain is excruciating...Full FOH, waitlist at 15 mins in a 275-top
>Blood pouring down my fingertip like a macabre magic trick, I wrap that shit up in a service towel and hightail it to the freezer-Walk-in.
>rush back through the kitchen, back past prep/Back-up, Into the fucking freezer...
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
>actually went to urgent care to get an X-Ray on the General Mills dime to make sure I hadn't snapped my first Phalange in 2.
>Still nailed the ElVira lookin' bartender that summer, good thing I wasn't high that day--Still a lot of coke going around in the early 90s.
I blame the BOH Kitchen managers..
...DOn't get me wrong, I THANK them too...but THAT's what I can point to.
>https://youtu.be/r4mzEMeWml0

>>19665385
Qhen i was 17 whilst washing up dishes a plate slipped out my hand into the sink and I reflex recaught it, hands on both sides, at the moment it landed on an upturned glass already in the sink. It cracked down the middle so my catching action pushed one half into my other hand. I split my knuckle open and almost severed the tendon of my finger completely. I remeber wiping at it thinking the white was a piece of the ceramic on my hand before I realised it was the bone. It has caused me pain in my right hand ever since, but at least my finger works still. Remember to always take glasses out the sink first.

>>19666008

>>19665385
>be me
>be kid
>be stupid
>fascinated by fire
>watch candle
>see the flame dancing
>must feed it
>wonder if toilet paper is flammable
>pick up roll of toilet paper
>hold it over fire
>WAIT!
>what if toilet paper is flammable?
>i could burn down house
>take off a tiny piece of toilet paper
>i am so smart
>put it in the fire
>it is in fact flammable
>burn the fuck out of my fingers

>>19670452
>I remeber wiping at it thinking the white was a piece of the ceramic on my hand before I realised it was the bone.
Oh god that made me shudder
>>19670462
One time my 16-year-old brother set his napkin on fire at a pizza restaurant and beat it out on the wooden table

>>19666720
It's like a Saints Row game

>>19666720
kek

>>19665546
>Hamachi

>>19665453
I once laid a steak I just pulled out of the fridge into a smoking hot skillet of way too much oil in a way the last part to hit the oil was facing me. Scalding hot oil exploded outward into my face. I did not go to school for weeks because it looked like I had AIDS or was a junkie with all the scabbing. Some of it got on my tear duct. I got really lucky. Also it was Halloween night. My family described my scream as blood curdling. I was 16 as I was working my first job. Still went to work and everyone looked at me like I was going to give them AIDS. I was a cart attendant but I had to do everything including stand at the entrance to greet people, cashier, and work the fucking Pizza Hut. Fucking Target.

Chick-fil-A and In-N-Out are the only fast food places any white man should go to.

>>19670622
good post

>>19670452
Dang lol, one time I cut my thumb open to the bone (or whatever the white surface below the dermis is honesty idk) opening a can of hormel hash while hungover at 3 am. I lived across the street from a hospital at the time so I just walked over the ER and got it stitched and I was back home in an hour, no phantom pain.

>>19670462
Basedretardgang

>>19670434
Anon. I'm that cute waitress. I thought you were cute too. I have 4 kids now tho. :((

>>19665930
Poland pls

>>19665930
The real question is what do we do with them

>>19670429
Did you purposely type this out in a way that makes it barely readable because if so you hit the nail on the head, retard. The way this is written is absolute dribble, I’m embarrassed for you after trying to read it

>>19670906
You actually read it? I took once glance at it and kept scrolling. Embarrassing you wasted your time like that. Just kidding, buddy.

Extra protein

>>19670915
Well I started out and it was pretty bad but I had to keep going out of morbid curiosity. I kept thinking “Jesus fuck this can’t get any worse,” but it unfortunately did. I’m not convinced it wasn’t written by a 12 year old or a pajeet (same thing pretty much)

>>19665453
>>19665459
I do that with my oven thermometer every damn time I use it.
When I had to get fingerprinted it took them like 20 minutes to make the scanner (they don't use ink these days) accept my digits.

>>19665385
Why don't they like, close the doors?

>>19670429
This writing style is soulful but also painful to read

>>19666008
do canadians really?

>>19670242

>>19670973
>soulful
You misspelled ‘awful’

>>19666573
Hey, I'll give her credit for trying to improve at least. It takes guts to make an effort and get out of your comfort zone.

>>19670429
>>19670434
If I'm still on this website when I'm almost 50 I'm going to fucking kill myself...

>working closing shift
>suddenly get a rush out of nowhere
>homeless junkie shows up
>homeless people show up all the time asking for food and water so think nothing of it
>give him some food
>decides to hang out right behind the back door
>hear him tinkering with the door handle but couldn't be sure at the time due to all the chaos
>rush finally calms down for a bit
>he gives me a five and asks if he can get some quarters so he can do his laundry
>take bill and walk to the safe
>left the window open
>guy grabs the register while I'm not there and runs off
>rush continues while I call the store manager and tell her what happened
>she's pissed and tells me to call the police
>"Okay I'll do it after the rush though we're really busy"
>hour and a half later and the rush is still going
>never call the cops and quit the next day
Good riddance, always felt so burnt out working there, I did get too fuck and meet a ton of girls though so at least I gained something while working there.

>>19665453
Same here. It was high heat too (300 C = 570 F) The skin of my palm got stuck to the handle and tore off as I dropped it.

I've also accidently dipped the same hand into a deep fryer.

>>19665385
When I worked at McDonald's for a summer some girl slipped and went up to her elbow into the fryer.

My mate slipped a week later and tried to catch his fall and ended up with his hand on the grill top where they made the hamburgers.

I myself was putting in this 15 liter bag of ketchup into this holder when the cap blasted off and it spilled the ketchup through the whole kitchen

2 weeks apart some girl and guy left the back door open and we got robbed at gunpoint.

I worked there for maybe 2 months.

>>19671389
Sounds like the problem wasn't the establishment itself but the quality of the average worker. Most people truly are retards in all workplaces.

>>19670452
I was listening to some creepy horror music when I read this, nice. Especially the “ceramic” part.

>>19665385
ffs oprah

>>19670271
i like pork and not being killed for apostasy too much

Most unpleasant thing I've had happen to me in the kitchen was probably that time I was wearing headphones while making pickled eggs so I didn't hear the cops come through the door. Turned around and there was a gun in my face.
Some cocksucker from IRC had swatted me.

I cut my finger a little bit one time while I was cutting carrots, it kind of stung while doing dishes for like a week.

>>19665467
What if the bee bites your bottom and then you're bottom's big?

>>19666573
>thaw in warm water
I'm sorry anon you're a retard too.

>>19665385
friend of mine once worked at Little Caesars, one night he was working on some dough and cut his finger and bled all into the dough. his manager told him use the dough. some, that night someone or somepeople at his cooked blood. like some kind of fucked up ritual

>>19671587
>NOOOOOOO THE FDA SAYS THAT WILL KILL YOU!!!!!

>>19670915
>Just kidding, buddy.
damn bro, you got me good

Not me but my father was making an oven stew sort of dish with chestnuts and potatoes during Christmas for our family including some uncles, aunts and cousins. he had been working on this meal the entire day and had personally collected the chestnuts from our local forest.

right as he was walking to the dinner table to serve it up, the dish fell from his hands and shattered. Because it was a glass dish we couldn’t save even a little bit of the stew because glass shards might have gotten mixed into the stew. My father didn’t even say anything and just looked defeated as he quietly went upstairs while we ordered chinese as a replacement.

>>19671597
I'm not American and don't listen to the FDA. Maybe it's not extremely dangerous but it's not exactly good advice either.

>>19671606
>I'm not American
stopped reading there

>>19671608
I'm surprised you made it that far.

>>19670615
Brutal

>>19671611
I often wish that esls would preface their posts so I could ignore them entirely rather than having to determine that they're third world trash and then ignore them

>>19670429
This reads exactly like how it would sound coming into your ear at the bar across the street at after a night service, coming out of the mouth of the hammered old timer day time prep cook who is still there from when he got off at 4pm. Nicely done

>>19671389
Non slip shoes are like 30 dollars man

Order Whopper meal at BK. Big nigger picks his nose, then grabs my whopper and puts it in the bag. He then looks at me realizing what he had just done while I had a disgusted look on my face. Hands my the bag anyway. I take it and throw it in the trash as I walk out.

>>19671923
cuck

>>19671923
You didn't complain and at least get a refund? Companies like that will refund over basically nothing and you might even get something free out of it.
It's generally easier for the staff, leaders, manager etc to just push refund than to risk arguing over something.

>>19671595
That's supremely jewish, shockingly so. Surely the dough is the cheapest part of pizza.

>>19665453
PROTIP: if you own a cast-iron pan for over a year without accidentally burning your hand at least once, you aren't cooking enough. Burns are a natural part of handling hot cookware, just like feeling muscle soreness is part of weightlifting and experiencing minor dings is part of driving. I burn my hand several times a year because I'm actively involved in cooking and know how to use my kitchen tools. It makes me a better cook and helps me become more skilled in the culinary arts. It's a small part of the learning process in the world of cooking.

The simple fact is, having a hyper-cautious mentality around safety in the kitchen can create mental barriers that hinder your progress as a chef. You need to be comfortable handling hot pans and pots without constantly second-guessing yourself, regardless of the situation or the status of the cookware. Taking time to check if a pan is hot every time you use it can slow you down in a cooking scenario. You overly cautious folks are going to make people miss out on delicious meals, all because of this fear of getting burned. Cooking can be inherently risky, and it's essential to embrace that reality.

>>19671452
>>19671905
You don't understand, I used to live in the Detroit of the Netherlands, Rotterdam. you make like 2 euros an hour there. Even we had obese back woman eating 2 big tasty menus during the break, at 8 months pregnant woman from venezuela still working the register.

>>19671319
That's what we all said, but don't forget, you're here forever. The only way out is sushi side or the website being shut down entirely.

>>19672209
dumb phoneposter

>>19670958
Because barriers are racist and anti-earth and anti-nature. Life is an open door anon.

>>19671319
Dont do it anon! Share oldfag stories with us!

>>19671319
lots of boomers arrived after reddit banned the conservitard subs , they haven't been here that long but you can be the sadfag generation

>>19666761
had an ex roommate who was like this. his entire family behaved that way. they'd let their dishes pile up until there were no more clean dishes available. at that point they would wash only a single fork, a plate, or a bowl, whatever they needed immediately for their next meal. it was insanity, and really nasty.

i was friends with him for years before he moved in with me, i never saw their home's kitchen sink NOT full of dirty dishes. their house was a pigsty. his mom was an alcoholic and a drug addict and didn't do anything valuable unless she pissed someone off, and she'd do light cleaning as a way of saying 'sorry'. they also all stole each other's food. the fridge was always empty, or just had beer in it, which they also stole from one another. if you brought beer home, you basically had to guard it, or drink all of it to spite anyone who would want to steal it, which in turn fueled all of their alcoholic tendencies.

he was doing this dirty dish pile thing in my home when he was staying here. all my cups would disappear, i'd find them all dirty in his room. it was 'correct' behavior for all he knew. he knew no better. i wouldn't clean them for him. i just started adding my own to his pile. this is clearly how the cycle begins. he'd only clean up all the dishes occasionally, as a way of saying "sorry" for not doing his own, the same as his mom would. when he stopped paying rent, i kicked him out. we stopped talking.

i could go on and on about that guy but i'm already being too long-winded so i'll just say this: the whole roommate situation happened because i felt sorry for him as a friend. he had a chance to grow up living with me instead of his lazy abusive family, to get better, and rid himself of these behaviors. he didn't do it. i couldn't help him. clearly i was no better of a person, and not a good friend. i haven't spoken to him in years but he's most likely still the same. sorry for blogging.

>>19665453
I had a cookie sheet with tendies in.
>High as hell
Ding* Oh, tendies done!
Open oven, grab cookie sheet and set on top. I didn't notice for about 1.2seconds. Then it hurt like hell, woke up parents, I smelled like weed, got grounded, didn't eat any tendies either

>>19672372
I cannot think of a single instance in which letting someone move in to "help" them has ever gone well, anecdotal or otherwise. People who live in shitty filthy living situations live that way because that's the way they are comfortable and trying to change that will either not work or just ruin whatever relationship you had.
I had two different sets of roommates in college and the dynamic was the same both times: one was a filthy fucking pig that never learned to be considerate of others, and the other was normal. And I know plenty of other people to whom cleaning is a foreign concept, be it because they were spoiled as a kid, they're drunks, they're just plain stupid, and so on. There's a lot of them, probably a quarter of the population imo. It's fine to be friends with those people but one thing I learned was that given the opportunity you should always see how a potential roommate lives before letting them live with you, because that will show what kind of hell you're about to get into. Never ask if they're clean because they will always lie and say they are when they're not.

>>19672414
It's called a low time preference behavior. In my defense, I am clean, in the sense that I just reuse the same dishes over and over to not make more dishes :^). I wanna talk about some of the retardation that goes on on the other side of the spectrum though, like febreeze. You would think man made horrors like febreeze would be something for this poor sloppy type of individual but really it's the overachieving neat freaks who love to bombard themselves with chemicals. I only wash my body and things with organic soaps and oils.

>>19668338
Based voodoo practitioner mom

>>19672456
I've only known lazy dirty people to use stuff like air fresheners, especially people with pets that are too lazy to properly clean up after them since you need to clean more often if you have an animal. A real clean home will smell clean naturally or like nothing at all in my experience. Whenever I smell Febreeze it seems to be a poor attempt to cover up something like cat piss.
The worst for me though is people that put air fresheners in their cars, you're stuck in there with overpowering chemical "freshness" you can't get away from mixed with the smell of filthy car. One of my coworkers' work truck is always filled with dust and mud and reeks of sweat and old fast food and the dirty clothes in the back seat, then he sticks the little air freshener pods in the vents and takes a Little Tree complete out of the wrapper. It's a miserable gas chamber in there. If you get the trash out of your car and vacuum it then it won't smell like ass.

The best way to clean is to not clean until it creates a logistical obstacle - no more clean dishes, surfaces obstructed by trash, all clothes smell bad - and then bulk clean all at once. This minimizes cleaning time altogether with no loss of functionality and includes full clean resets to prevent stagnation problems from e.g. bugs from never taking out trash, or extremely gnarly mold in the sink, etc. People who clean constantly are obvious neurotic freaks with no respect for their time, and likely abused children who still feel nervous if they don't clean their room every day. People who accumulate filth then wash 1 dish at a time are even worse, because they spend the same amount of effort or more on cleaning but their house is still fucked up all the time anyway.

>>19672490
I live alone. I keep my apartment pretty much spotless and it only takes around 5 hours total weekly cleaning time to maintain: around half an hour of doing dishes and general tidying up on weeknights and a couple hours at most on the weekends to cover bigger chores. My surroundings are a reflection and influence on my state of mind, and living by myself means that I have sole accountability to how clean or messy it is. If I let it go to shit, that means that it's my fault and I can't pass the blame onto a lazy roommate. Plus, cleaning is satisfying and I can have people over without ever second guessing things or rushing to get shit clean.

>>19672593
>My surroundings are a reflection and influence on my state of mind
>cleaning is satisfying
This is the "abused child" mindset. Mentally healthy people do not start having panic attacks when they see a couple dirty dishes or a half full trash can, they can simply let these things go until it needs to be cleaned up for a real, physical reason rather than to soothe compulsive anxiety.

>>19672487
I disagree, my experience is the opposite and also actually makes sense, what kind of poor addict has 6 spare dollars for febreeze, that is a couple of 40s. I will also cite that air freshener products are more often used by women who are generally considered to be less lazy than men.

I once ate and now I am hungry for more

>>19672670
It's anecdotal I guess. Dumb lazy people I know seem to be willing to spend money on dumb shit like Febreeze so they can use it in place of cleaning and spend more time doing whatever dumb shit they do. Poor money management goes hand in hand with dirtiness in my experience.

>>19671979
This is a good cooking version of the gun pasta.

"PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it."

>>19672680
Yeah see that doesn't make any sense though, do you really envision us living in a world where everybody takes care of all their responsibilities just at different levels of effectiveness? Dirty people don't clean in a worse way, they just don't clean.

>>19672663
This is the "neglected child" mindset. Mentally healthy people do not start having panic attacks over basic hygiene or household maintenance, they can simply do these things on a normal, regular schedule rather than procrastinating to soothe avoidant anxiety.

>>19671368
Just invest in a steel prosthetic at that point if you plan on burning that hand so much

>>19666573
You can easily cook chicken breasts from frozen in the oven, takes about 45 minutes. I used to do it all the time.

>>19672766
>t. coping slob
lmao k

>>19672593
>5 hours total
You could read a book a week with that extra time

>>19672798
>esl reading comprehension
I'm the one advocating cleaning regularly

>>19672759
>Dirty people don't clean in a worse way, they just don't clean
Not the anon you replied to, but dirty people can clean in worse ways

Guy I knew would hand wash his dishes improperly, leaving food on plates and cutlery
I was over at his house and he offered me a boiled egg since he had some left over from breakfast.
When I was about to stick a spoon in the egg, I noticed a yellow hardened mass on the inside of the spoon. Apparently that was some old, dried in egg he couldnt be bothered to remove

>>19672818
Any book worth reading is going to take longer than 5 hours if you actually want to understand and internalize it.

>>19672822
>backpedaling this hard
hahahaha... holy shit

>>19672838
Fuck off retard

>>19666573
show her how to defrost in a microwave.
also can defrost overnight in fridge
or run water on it.
warm water is how you get bacteria growth.
in general a bad idea to freeze chicken since it has a high water content. freezing cooked food makes more sense. i try not to freeze any raw meat unless i vac-sac it.

>>19670452
Damn bro the beginning is close to what happened to me, although not as severe
>Clean a plate
>Drop the plate
>Reflexes makes me attempt to catch it
>Plate hits table too soon, breaks into many shards
>Shove my hand into one of the shards
>Profuse bleeding starts
I still have a large scar in my hand

>>19672845
>posts irrelevant ss
lol? keep seething tho

>>19672864
Keep trying to learn English, you have a long way to go

>>19665453

>>19665625
Webm source?

>>19668749
>a serious shit stain in a pair of her panties
Women are so fucking filthy, goddamn.

>>19665660
she can't hear you bro

>>19671321
>Oh by the way I'm a filthy, disgusting fornicator wow aren't you impressed?
People. Please put any notes of sex-having at the TOP of your post so I can skip your awful normie sex-haver story. Fun fact: I DONT CARE.

>>19670462
>be me
>be kid
>be stupid
>spend time "experimenting" with nice smells by mixing soaps and shampoos and putting it in a spray bottle
>spray a little on a lightbulb
>entire room smells amazing
>try spraying more and more on
>bulb explodes
>cuts all over my hand

>>19665453
I did this with a newly extinguished sparkler when I was 7-8. My hand is normal.

>>19672487
whats funny is most those cleaners are all ammonia based so you are basically layering piss on top of piss.
i think you use vinegar and baking soda to de oderize piss.

>>19672210
gay fagposter

>>19672867
>seethe this palpable
lmfao

>>19672830
There are many insightful books that are less than 200 pages

>>19665453
campe?

>>19673208
I just wanted to share that while the job sucked I got something fun out of it, you too could be having sex if you weren't a hideous abomination.

>>19666551
the point is that you don't contaminate the food after cooking it dumb dumb
nobody cares about your beaner fantasies, it doesn't matter if a beaner sticks his finger in his ass before packing my apples, I'm going to wash them

>>19672490
yeah, this is how I feel. bulk processing is almost always more efficient than on-demand processing. far less time spent pathing from task to task; if you do 3 days' dishes at once, everything can be within arms' reach and tackled at scale.

>>19672727
thanks for the (you). I enjoyed it. And I'm glad someone enjoyed it.

>>19665602
>It also didn't bother him that he bleeding into people's food.

the mantra of the zoomer: not my problem.

my blood in YOUR food? not my problem.

>>19671321
that dude has a super nintendo and a dreamcast in his pockets. i need to know the story of this amazing person.

>>19672255
I hope you fucking suffocate on your vomit

>>19665385
Why are there so many flies? I think you'd have to be deliberately cultivating flies to get that many in one room.

>>19674644
by how heavy and slow they fly, i'd say they're bees

>want to make instant noodles
>grab the electric kettle
>it's already filled
>not that unusual, have it boil
>smell something weird from the kettle
>open the now boiled kettle and have a good whiff of the fumes
>sinuses ON FIRE
>most painful nasal experience I ever had
>turns out mom put a bunch of vinegar in the machine to descale it and I boiled and inhaled it

>>19673279
commit sushi side

>>19674720
Lol.
>New-ish guy working warehouse with me, I finally decided the week prior he's capable enough to be unsupervised with some of the lower acids (dangerous goods) and hand off some of the pick lists to him
>Hear a shuffle of feet and a bonk noise around the corner
>Hear another bonk noise
>Investigate around corner, mfw
>Dude's passed out from huffing the glacial acetic acid he dropped 2.5L of on the ground
>Hulk out and drag his ass outside before going for the spill kit
Ngl, the smell of vinegar always made me hungry up to that point. I'd drizzle vinegar over hot chips with reckless abandon, salivate at the THOUGHT of salt and vinegar chips. Boy howdy that shit was strong I can almost smell it on mere recollection.

The weirdest thing though, was that he was super sensitive to formaldehyde but I couldn't smell it at all, the opposite with ammonia.
Thanks for listening to my ted talk.

>>19670429
Stopped reading at the second line.

>>19672209
>sushi side
I have no mouth and I must newspeak.

>>19671604
Probably a good thing. You eat the wrong chestnuts and you'll end up in a chest.

>>19665625
>slams someone down on the street
>money litters the ground

Yakuza vibes

>>19674701
That just raises further questions.

>>19666008
Lmao

anyone got any actual stories

>>19671321
>call the store manager
You can always tell how bad a place is to work by how often the person who manages the store bothers to show up.

>>19674190
That's a PlayStation you underage tourist.

>>19675225
Well to be fair it was closing time, the store manager usually only stays throughout the mornings and afternoons, and in her case she usually only has a set time to be scheduled in the store because the supervisor doesn't want anyone making overtime.

>>19674164
That's the mantra of a different 6 letter word ending in er with a double character in the middle.

>>19666681
Has to be, in my oven a frozen chicken breast is done in 40-50 mins depending on size.

>>19673208
Something tells me you do, loser.

>>19665385
I worked at a 5 star resort at the start of my cooking career for 8 years.

>felt it was time for a move to something less corporate/organisation.
>get job with higher position at family run place known for good quality food.
>going great first few days
>put fries up to the pass
>see front of house taking fries out of the customers bowls and eating.
>ignore it first few times with increasing anger
>several orders later still doing it
>I approach them and tell them to stop touching the customers food
>make it very clear its not acceptable for me to let that happen
>explain if they want food I can make it for them, the restaurant has a family/staff meal policy.
>"You touch the guests food all the time anon, dont be a dick"
>I end up raising my voice and going on a rant about how much cleaner my hands are.
>how they touch glasses/tables/plates/cutlery of x people without washing.
>" i dont have to tolerate you speaking to me like this anon"
>gets manager, she twists story to say the fries had already fell out of bowl.
>"Why are you being this way Anon?, we need to have a talk in the office"
>explain the story he was spun was bullshit and my reasoning.
>"okay anon but were a small place and we need to get along okay?"
>continues to happen for the next 2 days
>I leave and go back to corporate with stricter rules.

I was a bad roommate
>Borrow roommates sheet pan without his permission
>put it back without cleaning it
>He yells at me like I just killed his family
I think about that a lot, it happened around 10 years ago. I'm so sorry.

>When I was 7, family moves into a new apartment
>Running around the apartment being a little shit
>Run into the kitchen with my mother
>Start touching everything
>Burn both of my hands on the strove because I didn't know it was on

>>19675525
Something tells me you want to run you're fingers along my distended, moist nutsack you jewish nigger-faggot.

>>19675570
Sus.
Also do your balls float when you take a bath like a little island separate from your body.

Asking for a friend.

>>19675581
We could find out real quick. We could find out tonight faggot. Yeah you're interested aren't you? Well we could get in depth if you want. I could show you some things. Do my balls float? Nigger do your balls sink. Asking for MYSELF. I have no firends.

>>19665602
Wtf is going on at Cracker Barrel?

>>19675537
Smaller places just suck different. They're definitely not better.

>>19674190
The story is he's a retard that wants to ruin game consoles for internet videos instead of playing them

>>19675550
Is a dick move but if this dude went nuclear the first time you did it, that sounds like his problem and you don't need to keep worrying about it a decade later.

>>19675537
I gave up on restaurants. I prefer cooking everything at home

>>19675550
It's me, your former roommate. I forgive you.

>>19666595
BEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!?

>>19671319
I'll be 40 next year, and as long as working from home exists I'll be here.

>>19665625
All it needs is the sound byte of when you get hit in sonic and your rings go everywhere.

>>19665385
>be me, 17 years old, 1989
>first kitchen job at the newly opened hard rock cafe boston
>working in basement prep, sweating balls
>given the task of gutting bushels of jalapenos with melon baller, no gloves
>go to piss and grab cock with hands covered in jalapeno oils
>start yelling and put dick in sink to splash with cold water
>boss comes in laughing with a ramakin of blue cheese dressing for my dong

>>19675537
Had the same issue working as a chef in a retirement home. Those nasty caregiver sluts couldn't help themselves. I would gladly make them anything they wanted but they prefer to pick off the plate of a person whose meal might be their last.

>>19676317
Hello, ancient one.

>>19676317
cute

>>19668338
>the witch

>>19676317
Why didn’t u do this in the washroom? Did u need him to put the blue cheese on ur dick too?

>>19676625
maybe not need, but I enjoyed it

>>19665522
>My personal horror story is when I set off the ansul in an open booth at the hockey arena in front of like 150 people waiting in line for food.
Christ that gave me secondhand anxiety.

>>19673223
>spend time "experimenting" with nice smells by mixing soaps and shampoos
I did this too and it's a wonder how I never accidentally made mustard gas. I did make something once that cleaned the stains out of my mom's tea mug, but then I never saw it again afterwards.

>>19665930
Am I part of the bottom half or is this not possibly true at all? Aren't some people exactly 100? Like a lot of people actually

>>19673181
he's blind, not mute
maybe she should listen better instead of spilling coffee all over the floor

>>19665602
embarrassing

>>19675537
the lesson here being that you need to know what the bosses' expectations are when you're new before you boss around other people in the workplace, because if you're not on the same page as the people in charge, stuff like this will happen. this is true of any workplace, not just restaurants.

>>19677349
whew that made me really nervous. i would not want that being done near me or my family if i were in a restaurant

>>19671979
Nice

>>19674797
that's nuts

>>19675550
I was a piece of shit roommate and moved in with my best friend who wound up killing himself in the house
>when all you learned was how much of a piece of shit you are and you still can't fix it

>>19677349
stupid cunt is splashing it all over the place

>>19666008
Why is it a white man? There's a reason 70% of black moms are single.

>>19671582
Get a new career at onlyfans

>>19676359
>>19675537
God I fucking hate the way women just have to pick at things. Just go the whole hog or leave it the fuck alone.

>>19677349
This is just cringe. Unless I can drink it straight from the source, just pour me my gamer girl pee and leave.

>>19677349
why do pale people have better looking culture than brown people?

>>19672766
Next time just stop responding when they resort to ad hominem insults, arguing past that point is a waste of time

>>19672727
I knew I recognised that from somewhere but I couldn't place it, thanks.

>>19672372
>>19672414
Had a friend since middle school whose mom's house was always pigsty disgusting, her mom would leave all kinds of of food stuff just sitting out like a sink/counter full of dirty dishes, styrofoam takeout boxes with scraps still inside, etc. Cat hair everywhere, smells of uncleaned litterbox, dirty laundry piles, you name it. As kids, friend acknowledges the mess and talks a big game about how when she finally moves out she's gonna be soooo clean so she doesn't have to live like that. Fast forward to now, and predictably, her apartment is exactly the same. I've never seen the kitchen sink/counter not have a pileup, and half the time accompanied by a lineup of like a dozen beercans, from what I suspect was only one day's worth. Every horizontal surface is just a nightmare of garbage. Apartment reeks of cat piss so consistently she doesn't even smell it anymore, actually had a funny way to test and confirm that once. Also, a friend of ours told me that once when he went there for D&D night and they ordered a pizza, after they left it out for maybe half an hour he opened the box to grab another slice and there was already a fucking Joe's Apartment amount of roaches swarming the leftovers. SEVERAL bug infestations they just decided to live with. Whole apartment felt gross to be in, like levels of disgust where you didn't even want to sit down on any of the furniture. Long ass post, but I guess the moral of the story here is that women are pigdisgusting and you shouldn't trust anything they say about themselves. This is how a MARRIED woman behaves btw

>>19676475
Good morning

>>19676625
I was in the washroom, he heard me squealing and no, no dressing was used

>>19666573
I've been around 18 year olds who didn't know how to tie a bin bag.

>>19670429
did you have a stroke? or are you just a retard? learn to type like a human for your next post

>>19672255
better than being a demoturd like you

>>19665467
>theyre bees
jesus fucking christ just put a bee trap out retards. you'll get the honey back later. theyre bees
>>19666573
Anon you retard you do NOT need to worry about leaving meat out for a day as long as you don't live in some euro shithole without AC. yes its iin the danger zone, no it doesn't matter 99.999% of the time. as long as the meat was fresh going in the freezer it will be fine

>>19671321
youre retarded and your post doesn't deserve the picture you posted with it. I hope you end yourself.

>>19673789
you honestly think that being the worst part of your story we would want to know you got anything out of it at all? tell me about how you never got a job for anyone else ever again please. I want to hear that part that would really make me enjoy your story better.

>>19671835
yeah, using esl prefaces would filter so many americans, I wish

>>19665385
My mom bought a mandolin tat looked exactly like our old one that turned dull, and as she did not tell me I came in and picked it up to use it ended up cutting the top of my finger , my dumbass panicked and I ended up putting salt on the wound and pressing on it with a rag to stop bleeding

>>19677710
It aerates the drink, similar to putting cheap wine in a blender to make it taste better

>>19680030
If youre fast enough you can melt your fingertips back onto your finger

>>19680184
That sounds really unpleasant

>>19679251
I should have explained that the thawing in warm water thing is only if you unexpectedly need to thaw something last minute and cook it immediately after. Thawing in the fridge is always the best option. My roommate was the kind of stupid where forethought and planning were foreign concepts so just getting it through to her that it's easier to cook meat that's not frozen was the day's lesson.

>>19665385
after 15+ years cooking, the first thing I get at any job is cut-resistant gloves, seen too many cooks/butchers with deformed/destroyed hands
Anyone who comes in I tell where they are and that they are free using them for cutting anything they are not certain over (fish/meat needs some pressure preparing)
And I tell them that if they don't wear them, and they cut themselves while doing something retarded, I'm gonna laugh at them for the duration of the healing process
And after that as well

>>19680780
Bully but its the good ending

>>19680631
I'm telling you even if you leave it out overnight it will be fine, unless you put it into like, a bathtub full of hot water. thawing stuff in the fridge is actually the worst way because the outside will thaw out much faster compared to the inside over a longer period of time. you'll literally NEVER get the inside unthawed before it starts to go bad in some unusually large cases, but the difference in freshness is still noticeable otherwise. letting it thaw out on the counter is fine, letting it thaw out in cold water is probably better but not necissarily the only way.

>>19679169
Trump lost

>>19680883

>>19671389
The place was cursed and was probably built upon an old burial grounds or something.

>>19668338
fbpbp

>>19665453
damn have burnt myself on arm this way hand must be way more annoying, I always keep a rag on my shoulder for handling pans now

>>19672372
most people can only help themselves, they usually have to hit a lowpoint and face the music and sometimes your falling it out is just a step on that road

>>19672490
it's simply perspective, how is bulk processing faster? besides the few seconds of wiping water after and adding soap, 5 days of 5 minute washing dishes is no different than 1 day of 25 minutes

>>19675266
Winner?

My oldest sister cooked for me a couple of times, and I always ended up having food poisoning. Undercooked ham first time, salmonella from chicken second time, cholera the third time. The latter time I ended up in the hospital getting my stomach pumped. Found out a few years ago through a close friend of her that she never really liked me as a sibling. She's now in jail for battery.

>>19665385
>live with cousin for a couple years
>cooking rice, interesting smell
>can't figure out aroma
>several months later
>wire loosens in back of cooker
>take apart to fix
>open heating element
>several bodies of mice cooked dozens of times
>shudder when I think about it

>>19676317
WTF they have computers in the retirement home? GTFO of here you old faggot.

>>19679269
L

>>19671835
but america is efl and a third world.

>>19681475
Someone just posted saying this happened with lizards. How do you smell burning flesh or fur and just think "interesting"?

>>19681735
Anon is from China

>>19679169
you dumb retarded boomer you aren't even a quarter as conservative and contrarian as anyone here. go take your liberal ass back to plebbit.

>>19681609
How rude

>>19681735
Nta but the average human smells burning flesh, scalding skin, melting tissue and charring bone and thinks "this steak smells delicious!"

>>19666008
That was legit funny. How did they think this would work.

>>19665385
Melted a plastic thermometer by leaving it hanging on the rim of a pot I was using to deep fry fish. Still ate it. Had that authentic Long John Silver's taste.

>>19682170
>fast food contains estrogens
Good thing I DONT EAT IT

>>19672967
>>19668749
It was period blood.

>working on food truck when i was 16
>all second hand furnished slightly broken shit in van
>slip on the floor
>got to grab something to not fall over
>grab the underside of the metal work surface that was all bent out of shape and sheared
>slice palm of hand open completely
>move my fingers to check if they're still working, can see the tendons moving in through the cut
>get driven to a friendly army medic regulars house n he patches me up

>>19665385
That doesn't look real to me, is that a filter or something and the guy is just playing along?

>>19672490
Stupid fucking nigger monkeys like you that live in my dorms seriously deserve horrible deaths. People like you are people whose food and cutlery I steal regularly. Just clean what you use right after you finish the FUCKING meal or I will have a heaping bowl of your Cheerios at 2am again

>>19671835
americans are esl, dumbass. Your country is spanish

>>19673208
Please post body, I want to see how grotesque you are.

>>19672766
Based, you disproved him.
>>19672663
Cringe, you are gay and dirty faggot.

>>19665453
Hey man, I did the same thing, and then I touched it again after 2 minutes.

>>19670946
they used ink for me when I got my concealed carry, they make you pay extra for the lazer beams here

>>19671957
If you knew anything about food & cooking you'd know pizza dough takes a few days. If you screw it up on the last day your pizza place is fucked that day. Go back to /pol/

>>19682606
>not wanting to eat your pozzed blood is "/pol/"
You're an insufferable faggot.

>>19670906
>Newfag dipshit can't into greentext
>Spells Drivel, "Dribble"
Insults from a retard are hilarious.
KEEP GOING!!

>>19671319
WHY WAIT?

>>19672255
You aren't wrong, but this retarded trend of calling everyone older than you a "Boomer" is peak dipshittery.
I hate Boomers. I'm GenX, anything GOOD leftover from the BabyBoomer rape and pillage practices post 1999 is from GenX.
t. came here from better places in 2013

>>19682640
Where my newgrounds bros at

>dad and uncle are professional chefs
>both been cooking for 40+ years
>have aunt who only knows how to make mac & cheese and microwaves everything
>she has the audacity to tell dad/uncle that they are cooking wrong
>I can see the seething hatred in their eyes whenever she talks about cooking

>>19671530
Do you just sit around listening to horror music all day?

>>19671604
fuck :(

>>19671979
ill be reposting this

>>19674791
>thinks anyone cares
heh.

First time ever going to Chicago back in 2005, my family and I go to this supposedly famous pizza restaurant for authentic Chicago deep dish. Not only did it take over an hour to get a table but another 20 to even get water and a menu. When we finally get our food after lord knows how long, we take a bite and there's a crunch. Our pizzas are filled with shards of glass, some as big as dorito chips. we call the manager and show him that we are literally pulling out giant ass pieces of glass that are baked in to the pizza. Manager then accuses us of planting the glass to try and get money and attempts to kick us out which almost leads to a physical fight. We finally leave and end up going to pizza hut and get the big new yorker pizza.

>>19679160
You HAVE to go back, Faggot.

>>19682750
Heard a loud noise, jumped, just spilled boiling water all over my fucking arm. I was in this thread earlier thinking "haha silly people" and now I'm one of them. God dammit.

>>19665385
To be fair, if you wipe of fresh honey or sliding something of the "hive" you have bees there, too. I guess they should do something about the (bees?) and it's OK.
But free extra nutrition isn't that bad.

>>19665602
My wife's name is Sara, it's a beautiful name

>>19666573
I'd marry her

>>19683074
Hitlerina is way better.

>>19672872
based post

Think I undercooked my burger but ate it anyway, am I going to die?

>>19671321
this nigga wearing "now thats what i call music" as an outfit

>>19666008
I mean, they wouldn't make this PSA if this didn't really happen in at least one instance to use as a basis, right?

>>19678995
>not having roach pets
Ngmi

>>19683074
only weak fathers allow their daughter to be named sara

>>19683197
hopefully

>>19683197
yea

>>19683234
Kamel never married and had no children

>>19674784
This is kind of interesting. So you work in a warehouse that deals with chemical goods? I've never considered the logistics behind this kind of thing, in my head they were always just in a lab somewhere, but of course there will be a proper storage space for bulk amounts of them, that makes sense.
Any other stories?

>>19675550
i was a piece of shit room mate. i didn't wash up and i ate peoples open food stuff (cereal/milk). my apolocheese

>>19665385
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Roast me

>>19683074
No one asked or cares about your wife blogging normalfag

>>19683074
I fucked your wife