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I have a gigantic bag of corn

>> No.19671200

Get it off the floor so the ants don't find it

>> No.19671208

>>19671196
This nigga sleepin on the ground

>> No.19671211

>>19671208
Thats my dog's bed

>> No.19671216

>>19671211
Ok, sure

>> No.19671220

Cram it in your cornhole. They were made for eachother.

>> No.19671260

I've got a big bag of crabs here

>> No.19671261

>>19671260
Why is your mom in a bag?

>> No.19671268

>>19671211
Furfag detected

>> No.19671274

>>19671211
FURFAG DRAG
FURFAG DRAG
FURFAG DRAG
FURFAG DRAG
FURFAG DRAG

>> No.19671278

>>19671268
>>19671274
Does it count when you announce your presence?

>> No.19671285

>>19671208
Sleeping near the ground is comfortable.

>> No.19671298

>>19671285
true. quite based.

>> No.19671324

>>19671211
You just know.

>> No.19671326

>>19671196
No you don't.

>> No.19671337

>>19671196
Why? Are you going to stand on the side of the road steaming it and selling it to people?

>> No.19671354

When groceries have those 6 ears for a dollar specials I ask the people to go in the back to bring out that days or yesterday's crates of corn directly from the fridge. I've never seen them in bags, usually crates. I then shuck and freeze so I have corn for the cold times.

>> No.19671355

>>19671196
Clean your tiles, I can't fap to this.

>> No.19671359

Also, I wish I could get a 50lb bag of potatoes somewhere.

>> No.19671360

>>19671355
>can't fap to this
I know. Do you see any children or their feet? It's not a fappable image.

>> No.19671383

>>19671196
How long will that last you, and why isn’t it plugged in?

>> No.19671388

Tasty corn
Tasty corn
Tasty tasty tasty corn

>> No.19671391

>>19671383
>plug in
Huh?

Maybe two-three weeks.

>> No.19671397
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>>19671388

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>>19671391

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>>19671482

>> No.19671552

>>19671486
Can't remember if that is total recall or ID4.

>> No.19671609

>>19671552
ID4.

>> No.19671617

>>19671552
Total Recall. Other anon is mean

>> No.19671624

>>19671617
Yeah, I remember the weird claymation and children having the ability to consent as early as they understand the word.

>> No.19671625

>>19671617
Don't mislead the man.

>> No.19671634
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19671634

And be back home in time for child porn flakes!

>> No.19671637
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19671637

I like when the guy turned into Rodney Dangerfield before he died.

>> No.19671639 [DELETED] 

Fires burning

>> No.19671644

>>19671639
Cunny on fire.

>> No.19671645

>>19671637
it's called a cameo

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Fires burning

>> No.19671651

>>19671645
Oh I thought a Camero was a car

>> No.19671654

>>19671648
Kiddy cunny turning red. Abrasion must be avoided.

>> No.19671657

Can't stop now. No holding back. Full release imminent. Point of no return.

>> No.19671663

>>19671260
I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh yes!

>> No.19671741

DFC in my mouth sucking to my hearts content.

>> No.19671827

All enveloping sheathing my pingas. Children are the best! Happy Labour Day!

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Whats with the pedophilia in my comfy corn thread??

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>> No.19672269
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Corn wagon

>> No.19672288

>>19672108
You don't know?
https://files.catbox.moe/74xzx0.mp4

>> No.19672298

>>19671196
I would expect no fewer than six of those and several sheep in exchange for my least eligible daughter's hand in marriage

>> No.19672315

>>19671196
You corny dawg

>> No.19673057
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Shucks

>> No.19673567

>>19672288
Scared

>> No.19673579

I like to buy corn cobs that have had all of the kernels removed because it's real easy to make corn syrup out of them. It's even cheaper than growing sugarcane and harvesting it.

>> No.19673589

>>19671196
It's got the JUICE!

>> No.19673611
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>>19671383
KEK!
>ITT, anon invents JUMBO automatic Organic popcorn pouches.
>Tired of your microwave smelling like burnt plastic and fake butter?
>Have we got the solution FOR YOU!!
>NEW AND IMPROVED!*
>*(Now available in 220V as well)

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>>19672288
...Only a FOOL...

>> No.19673688

>>19672108
shucking before grilling?
not something i'm familiar with but they look to be alright

>> No.19673709

>>19671196
What's that bout a quart bushel?

>> No.19674752

>>19673688
Faster

>> No.19674988

>>19673619
Stay ignorant. Or maybe your shit computer can't play video files LOL!

>> No.19674997

>>19674988
haha got me friend, I better click that link lest my computers reputation falls into disrepute

>> No.19675005

>>19674997
Yes, you should because it links to a video and audio file that explains my point in a fun way that 4chan does not allow (with audio). That's why we have file hosting services like lain and catbox. Are you a newfriend fresh off Gaia/Myspace?

>> No.19675222

>>19675005
go back to your own time, traveller

>> No.19675246
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>>19671196
Duck food!
>>19671355
Where are you now tile bro?

>> No.19675272

>>19675246
Fapping to children walking to school... Why?

>> No.19675307

you cooked the corn.
sad.
better when you mash and distill it.

>> No.19675424

>>19675307
Personally, I prefer shucking and cramming

>> No.19675520

>>19672288
>Not paying attention to thread
>Clicked it while at work
oh...I'm in trouble...

>> No.19675767

>>19675520
For watching a cartoon? Don't be stupid.

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God I love sweet child corn.

>> No.19675893

>>19675773
The harder the better.

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i'm corned to meet you

>> No.19676154

>>19671196
I suggest making some corn