/ck/ - Food & Cooking

whoever put cheese in a bratwurst deserves one

>>19663114
My mom

>>19663231
>burns your tongue with a splash of boiling oil
Literal war crime.

>>19663114
H.P. Hood

>>19663114
i hate they call it pig feed and don't even eat it themselves but i love fake western chinese food. So i nominate the chink that came up with it even if he's laughing at me for eating fried stuff instead of steamed

>>19663114
>adds extra flavor to the cone; can even use dark chocolate to balance the sweet richness of the ice cream
>gives the cone greater structural integrity
>also keeps it from getting soggy from the ice cream
>the solid chocolate at the bottom tip of the cone is a delicious chocolately treat, a dessert to a dessert, if you will
Unironically the perfect food innovation.

>>19663263
That's right piggy, eat your pigslop. Soon all white pigs will kneel before their Chinese masters.

>>19663114
Even though puzza hut sucks, those fuckers gave the world stuffed crust pizza and I will be forever grateful

>>19663114
Whoever game up with giving the same 5 burrito ingredients a dozen different names is a marketing genius.

>>19663420
Whatever, at least you cook better than jews

Whoever gave the impossible whopper its iconic seared bite.

>>19663114
Whoever came up with the crunchwrap - a hard shell taco wrapped in a soft large tortilla.

the chocolate that they use to line cones doesn't taste as good as the chocolate that's used to coat vanilla bars

Whatever genius figured out instant oatmeal.

Not only is it a cheap and instant meal you can make with any source of hot water, it tastes better than the shit that takes an hour to cook.

It manages to fix the broken square of Fast/Cheap/Healthy/Tasty by being all four at the same time. No sacrifices made, and it's even shelf stable for who knows how long, possibly years.

>>19663718
> Take something healthy, load it with sugar and artificial flavorings
> Goyslop now tastes good
GENIUS!

>>19663722
...You're aware that Instant Oatmeal also comes unflavored or just flavored with a bit of salt, right?
Or were you just in a rush to forcespam "goyslop" some more?

>>19663731
GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP
GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP
GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP GOYSLOP
GOYSLOP GOYSLOP EAT YOUR GOYSLOP GOOD GOY

>>19663722
quick oats
>>19663114
>Obvious sliced bread einstein nigger
Special honours
>man who imvented corn syrup, so we could laugh at all the niggers on here and /fit/
>>19663263
lol
I love the fact that Chinks will eat anything under the goddamn sun and cannibalize but won't eat western Chinese food.

>>19663114
Whoever combined chocolate and peanut butter first.

>>19663731
The whole board is always in a rush to say some stupid snarky comment or completely valueless shitpost. This place is actually worse than even /v/.

>>19663811
The frog/wojak/forced meme spam is annoying, but it's at least obvious and ignorable, and more importantly shows that the moderation team is somewhat hands off.

/ck/, even with these retards running around, is much better off than a board like /tg/, where one bad mod has basically choked all the life out of the board. It still has the same kind of retards who do nothing but spam forced memes, but they just put in that little extra effort to avoid the bad mod's triggers, so the entire board is basically dead at this point, losing almost half of its population in the last two years and what remains is just retarded trolls trolling each other and a handful of poor souls who haven't realized that.

>>19663901

>>19663901
Yeah true, there's never a bottom to hit when it comes to those sorta thing and there's always worse out there.

>>19663114
zinger box

>>19663678
No no no no please don't say that...
NONO NOOO NONO NO NO NOOOOO~

>>19663901
>forced meme
>forced
You absolute fucking moron.

>>19664113
Australians ruined everything fuck off indian dalit subhuman nigger

Bread.
Obviously it wasn't one guy that invented it from scratch, but transforming a cereal with an uninteresting taste into this, with just water and a bit of salt, feels magical to me

>>19664815
My dad invented bread. He told me himself. Thank me right now. I will make Bread 2 if your nice to me.

>>19663669
call me autistic but the word "chalupa" sounds absolutely retarded and makes me want to kill mexicans for coming up with it

I nominate decaff coffee. love the fact I can still drink coffee while avoiding caffeine

>>19663795
>I love the fact that Chinks will eat anything under the goddamn sun and cannibalize but won't eat western Chinese food.
bat soup? yummy, delicious
Fried rice with shrimp? stupid morons eating that shit jejeje

>>19663718
nigga can't even cook oatmeal properly lmao never change /ck/

>>19663114
Who put the Razz in the Razz-a-MaTazz

Frozen mixed vegetables, the kind where it's an assortment of peas, beans, carrot and sweetcorn.

I basically eat a portion a day and that is my fiber and vegetable intake, I can microwave it in water for 5 minutes and I have a healthy portion of vegetables to go. The convenience is key

>>19665585
germans supermarkets have like 2-3 different types frozen mixed vegetables. I just rotate them everyday, with different cooking methods

>>19665552
I'll see your decaf coffee and raise you decaf tea

>>19665688
Here in Canada we have several kinds too but imo most mixes have like 1 vegetable that doesn't fit and ruin the whole thing.
Personally I love the california mix. I also buy frozen peas, steam them together while frying some onions then I toss the veggies with the onions until they get some color.

>>19664815
You need yeast or sourdough for it to actually taste great, just water and salt will give you a bland flatbread

>>19663718
what the fuck kinda outmeal takes you 1 hour to cook lmao

>>19663114
fried rice

>>19665486
it's Basque, actually. describes a family of canoe-style boats, the food is named after the boat.

>>19664815
beer is better

>>19663114
Michel Bras, Gargouillou
Nadia Santini, Ravioli stuffed with mostarda, courgette and amaretti
Pierre Wynants, Mussels, Belgian endive, pickles and Geuze
Michel Guérard, onion confit, foie gras and bean salads
Raymond Oliver and Arnaud Donckele, sauces
Willy Slawinsky, foraging
Alain Chapel, for raising MPW's tutors and for putting carp cum on the menu

>>19665959
it makes me want to sink mexican boats

>>19666123
Basque Country is in Europe, straddling the border of Spain and France.

>>19663901
>frog/wojak/forced meme spam is annoying
Pepe is generally fine, I see it as just a reaction image that people like the legacy of.
Wojak specifically are also fine, it's the s0yj4cks that are annoying. Generally no one who uses those have anything of value to say, just tribalism.

>>19665916
And how do you make sourdough?

>>19666145
no wonder, i also hate the french language.

>>19666379
Basques is neither French nor Spanish.
completely isolated language.

>>19666389
>neither french nor spanish
yeah that's why it's spelled "basques", totally separate from how french loads up their words with extra vowels

>>19666396
that's the french name for it, yes.
the native name is Euskara.

>>19664767
Of course it's forced, nobody enjoys them.
They in fact make them exclusively because they're really upset about something and need to make a picture of the thing they are upset about as a stinky guy.

>>19663901
>/ck/
>the moderation team is somewhat hands off

>>19663114

>>19663669
Chalupa is a fried masa disk that you fill up. It's more like tostada than either of the other two.

>>19666399
thanks for the run around, retard.

>>19666437
a fleshlight?

>>19666460
it's not uncommon for things to be more known by their french names than their native names, you know.
how often do you say Nihon instead of Japan?

>>19666450
>fried massa dick
Downright peculiar

>>19663114
I nominate whoever cam up with cream filled donuts. No longer will greedy bakers steal from customers by confiscating the interior doughnut holes to sell separately.

>>19663114
>I'll start
No. Fuck off.

>>19666513
what a peculiar buck

>>19663901
I miss my home, I miss being a fa/tg/uy, and all the draw-friends and people who used to make dope shit. It hasn't been the same since Scripty and GreenMarine left.

>>19665433
Bread 2 will just suck and have always online and Denuvo like everything new.

>>19663901
'Forced meme' is a forced meme on the same level as goyslop.

>>19663114
The guy who put salt in caramel

>>19667889
yeah maybe 15 years ago

>>19667929
Why does that matter? Goyslop is already an old meme.

>>19666268
Both are dead memes that newfags use to try and pretend they belong here, when they're really just flags to wave as the standard of people who have no personality of their own so they've joined the lamest internet cult.

In the past, memes would generally cycle after a few years, but the thing about Pepe/Wojak is that they're basically zombie memes, dead memes from the start, so they can never really die. They're just going to continue to choke these boards to death as hard as they can because they specifically attract the kind of retarded loser that would keep forcing dead memes.

>>19664113
>cum sauce
death to mayo eaters

>>19668289
So i heard you liek mudkipz dude . Shoop da lazer whoop whoop :D

>>19663731
It's obviously the latter. I've outlined this in more detail before on more appropriate boards but "goyslop" truly is the weakest, most pathetic meme. It's embraced wholly by fragile people who are afraid to get involved with anything socially or politically so they think if they just spam this meme alone they absolve themselves of responsibility and are "fighting back" from their dimly lit basements.
Yes, there are some "food" products out there that are just hideous and disgusting. By all means call Cap'n Crunch's Artificial Blue Raspberry Flavored Syrup Substitute slop. But low-IQ retards trying to slap the buzzword on everything in sight because it makes them feel tingly is just infantile.

>>19668289
You automatically lose standing by trying to codify image macro posting like some knowyourmeme blowhard. Go top your fedora back to >>>/r/eddit.

>>19668289
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST THAT MEME!!! I DON'T CONSENT!!!
Hey nigger I've been here since 2003 and I will post a frog whenever I damn well want to and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. Whine and stamp your feet because YOU'RE trying so hard to fit in you have to shart yourself every time you see a frog, but I won't be cowed by totalitarian tryhard faggots like yourself.
Go ahead and cope and seethe and report this post if it scores a psychological hit on you, knock one down and two more will take its place.

>>19668330
You can't just pretend you can declare someone "automatically loses" just because you're so upset by what he said.

At the end of the day, forced meme spammers are just the most basic bitch form of shitposters. What's worst of all is that if they see a new meme, they immediately try to make a frog/wojak version of it, and generally end up snuffing it in its crib. It's really just a sad form of an internet cult used as a replacement for having an actual personality, which makes it almost useful. You can, with absolute certainty, know that any post coming from a wojak/frogspammer is going to be coming from a retard with no personality, so it saves everyone the trouble of bothering to read their posts.

>>19663696
it was unironically a woman and if you google it there's a pretty interesting article on it

>>19668325
> mfw when someone posts a frog or goyslop

sneed oil free, thank you goyslop co. these are great on the road.

>>19663795
Tons of chinks eat the western versions. I worked at a Chinese buffet for five years. The family would make their own meals every day but the second generation would indulge in the buffet food as well. Mainly they would eat gnarly looking fish. They even had their own rice cooker. Sometimes they would perch out in the Texas sun for two weeks. One time the Game Warden followed the owner back from the restaurant after he went fishing because he thought they were serving the fish there. They were not and just storing it there due to three massive walk-in freezers. The fish they served there was Swai imported from China that is farmed in the most disgusting tanks imaginable.

who ever decided to eat oysters

>>19663669
whitoids who unironically worry about whether they are racist or not are pathetic

>>19671212
Ok wimpy faggot who thinks he is oppressed

>>19663718
>instant tastes better than steel cut
dear god

Is there a vegan chocolate-lined ice cream cone or recipe?

>>19663901
Nobody posts Wojaks anymore. Pepe survived, but Wojak moved on to YouTube minute stories. Soyjak replaced Wojak in 4chan culture (it's sad).

>>19671545
Yes.

>>19668289
YOUR the newfag! https://youtu.be/onf69VkW0bg

>>19668289
YOU newfag! https://youtu.be/onf69VkW0bg&t=4

>>19663235
this, but my mom.

[Roaring applause]
[Hava Nagila starts playing in the background]

>>19671711
The potato is a new world plant

Jews could not possibly have invented anything related to it

>>19666513
That meme buckbroke your brain

>>19668325
>It's embraced wholly by fragile people who are afraid to get involved with anything socially or politically
Such as?

>>19666415
>>19663901
It's sad how upset you get at normal culture around here. Sorry you're stuck forever in a place you hate filled with people you feel are beneath you

>>19668695
>and generally end up snuffing it in its crib.
Good, you retard

>>19663114
To get a nobel you have to be a bad person that makes society worse like obama or a fed chairman, so start there I guess

>>19668289
You must be 18 to post here.

>>19666424
seriously, /ck/ is the only board I reliably get banned from for 'racism outside of /b/'
The mods here are as fucked as the posters

>>19663114
Whoever invented egg emulsions. Truly pioneering work.

im going to shit on norman borlaug's grave

>>19672314
Maybe just stop being racist?

>>19666500
Anon, just want to say it was thrilling watching you decimate that moron

>>19674861
This. I report every racist comment I see and it's great when you see them come back seething that they got banned.
Then they start self censoring themselves which is hilarious

>>19663901
It's been the culture of this place for nearly 10 years now. Hell, Pepe has been used for 13+ years at this point.

>>19674952
Tranny

>>19674861
when did 4chan become so pozzed?

>>19674953
>2013
>2010
You need to kill yourself immediately, tourist

>>19674952
nigger

>>19663718
Oatmeal is just god damn nothing on its own though. Just a bowl of nothing. It needs milk at the least to make it into a something resembling a meal.
Also, I do love me some oatmeal and I eat about 2 bowls a day but that is with eggs and/or milk. I feel like all the nutrients it has gets sucked into my system before it hits my stomach otherwise.

>>19670223
What about HFCS?

Obama.

>>19675885
I had to go beat my meat to bioshock porn because of this image, so thanks.

Well time for one that was missed. The development of flavor extracts was a game changer for baking. That shit is huge.

>>19663114
Whoever came up with activating almonds is a genius, they're far superior to un-activated almonds.

>>19663114
instant ramen

>>19672314
I get ip range banned from posting on /ck/ on mobile like twice a month kek

>>19663718
Fuck you

>>19675942
>but that is with eggs and/or milk.
You eat dry oats with eggs?

>>19663901
lol ck mods are some of the worst. Their criteria for deletion is not the rules but
>I dont like this

>>19675942
oats, steel cut
milk, hot
handsome scoop of peanut butter, stir it in until it's good and thick.
dip your dessert fork in the honey for a nice drizzle
and now for the kicker. sprinkle of cinnamon. look at that. delicious.

Heating cream and sugar until it produces caramel is probably my favorite.

>>19679384
Swap the peanut butter for peanut butter powder and use cream instead of milk if you want better fat incorporation.

>>19670484
>>19663795
I think it was buzzfeed that did a video having 2nd gen Chinese and their immigrant parents eating western Chinese foods. All the 2nd gen were incredibly snotty and uppity about it, their parents thought it was fine or even good heh