/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19660241
That's not chocolate milk and you should feel ashamed like a snake in the grass.

Lactose intolerant individuals are genetically defective and shouldn't breed. Only retards would be proud of the fact that they aren't omnivorous.

>>19660241
You shall not spill my choco milk!

>>19660241
People have been drinking that before there was a they.

Someone fucked up

I've had both. Also ewe, donkey, buffalo and goat.

>>19660256
What's that got to do with drinking milk? Milk is for babies, not adults.

>>19660256
Big talk from some nobody who has nobody, lactose intolerant or otherwise.

>>19660241
I agree OP.
>tfw no big titted mommy to let me lay on her lap after a hard day at work, sucking milk from her tits while she coos and fondles my cock through my pants.
Why live honestly

>>19660410
nice cope swarthoid

>>19660241
>he doesn't drink human breast milk

>>19660241
man I had a dream today where my coworkers big titties were lactating and she let me suck them every time I was nearby. Gave me the hardest boner I've ever had waking up (minus morning wood).

>>19660241
This was confusing to read when I saw it in the catalog

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>>19660241
If you can tell me where to buy human breast milk I would gladly make the switch from cow milk.

>>19661818
Now that I think about it, why the fuck has there never been a market for it in the first place?

>>19661819
>Now that I think about it, why the fuck has there never been a market for it in the first place?
Um, there is a market for it. Babies literally drink human breast milk.
They sell the fake stuff to mothers that can't produce milk because their babies would otherwise die. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with having evolved to the point where your children can literally die because you literally lack the biological qualities necessary to keep them alive.

>>19660241
>they convinced BILLIONS to drink this from a cow and not a human

>>19660256
>Lactose intolerant individuals are genetically defective
it's the opposite, no one is supposed to drink milk after the age of about 3.

>>19660410
>>19661842
cope harder defectives

I never understood the no white lactose meme. I love milk and im not white, ironically the only lactose intolerant person I've met were white.

When I'm hung over, the first thing I do is drink a big cold glass of milk. Fantastic stuff.

>>19661864
dude I can drink milk, I'm just telling you it is a genetic defect to be able to.

>>19661867
Pull up a world map that graphs lactose intolerance prevalence. You'll understand

>>19661867
Well... if you look at the data across countries and races what you acktually find is that the massive majority of lactose tolerant people are white. This is because the only people able to digest it are those that throughout history cultivated cattle for dairy consumption. Without hundreds of years of this swarthoids are typical unable to consume milk without diarrhea sharting their pants.

Thanks for reading kind stranger.

>>19661878
Nigga do you consider acquired immunity to disease to be a defect? The ability to digest dairy is an evolutionary trait. You are an orangutan.

>>19661894
once again, drinking milk after the age of 3 is a genetic defect. calling me names will not change that. truth is truth.

lactose intolerance is meant to stop babies from being dependent on their mothers forever. get over it, we all have a genetic defect... yours is that you are retarded.

>>19661904
Imagine seething this hard just because you can't enjoy a delicious glass of milk

>>19661894
>Nigga do you consider acquired immunity to disease to be a defect? The ability to digest dairy is an evolutionary trait. You are an orangutan.

>>19661904
MEDS NOW!

>>19661909
>>19661911
>Imagine seething this hard just because you can't enjoy a delicious glass of milk
imagine saying random shit and ignoring the fact that I can drink milk just fine.

also imagine blatantly refusing to accept the truth.

imagine that you did not have breakfast this morning,

imagine that you are a degenerate tranny... oh wait you don't have to imagine that.

>>19661026
>>19661864
>He's the one coping
you sound like alcoholics defending your habit, not competant adults talking about health. Do your parents know what you're doing on the internet?

Way to prove his point, babies.

>>19661914
>Totally not seething

>>19661914
They're children anon
Milk is for children and look at their limited v

>>19661904
>lactose intolerance is meant to stop babies from being dependent on their mothers forever. get over it, we all have a genetic defect... yours is that you are retarded.
Holy shit, the cope is unreal.
You lactose intolerant genetic defects are a fucking joke. Please keep coming up with wild logical fallacies to try to convince people who are NOT defective that they are defective. It's not gaslighting.

>>19661904
I'm sorry you are asian , my condolences. Maybe in the next life you'll reincarnate into a white person than can appreciate cheese, behave good and kamisama will grant you that wish

>>19661914
YWNBAW

>>19661923
At no point did your incoherent word spew resemble anything coherent
you talk like the child you clearly are

>>19661926
>something a child would say

>>19661935
>>19661944
>Y-you guys are children! I'm a big boy adult with grown up opinions like... uh... milk bad!

Lactose tolerance is something that scales linearly with how long your ancestors have been able to keep a cow in one spot and get milk out of it. Is why Europeans, Arabs, Asians like milk and nobody on this board does.

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>>19660410
hows its feel to lack an advantageous gene?

>>19662054
>Asians
Most asians and sub saharans are lactose intolerant

>>19662180
West Asia is literally the lands of milk and honey

>>19660241
I buy milk from my local MILF.
I'm a big boy and need milk to grow strong.

>>19660410
>>19661904
Drinking milk is evolutionarily advantageous for a species that needs a ton of food to power its oversized brain. Probably part of the reason why darkies are a full SD below Whites.

>>19661904
how is the ability to rely on an alternate food source a defect?

>>19660241
>Grown ass men should suck on their wife's dry tits well into their 50s

>>19660256
lactose intolerance and IQ have an inverse relationship, geographically
that means milk makes you smart

>>19662328
YES

>>19662328
>your wife's
>not your mother's

simp

>>19662345
>their wife
You do understand that you're supposed to be able to suck on them regardless. Why would you want to be dependent on your wife's degrading tits?

>>19662356
i'd rather fresh young milk thanks

>>19662358
Nigga are you gay?

>>19662380
What makes you think that? You can suck on your wife's tits any time you want, why would you want to be dependent on them at age 50 for your milk? Do you have nothing better to do than suck on her tits in the dinner table? Also, who's tits is she going to suck? Are you going to milk her and feed her her own produce? Anon you have to understand that your proposition is insanely retarded and you're behaving very stupidly right now

>>19662389
Dude this is bizarre are you even reading what you are writing.

>>19662398
What....?

>>19662398
What is bizarre anon?

>>19662389
you put your wife in a stall and milk her, you feed her any generic cattle feed mix, or oats and corn you can grow yourself
you're making this so complex when its super simple, also consider removing her hamstrings so she can't run, i know a doctor neighbor pretty well so it all worked out
>>19662398
drinking milk is not that bizarre

Drinking milk is literally a superpower lol

Don't forget to always put some on your meat

>>19662375
nowadays that milk will contain some form of steroids and HRT. no thanks

>>19660241
this is nothing compared to 3 x the price of this by mixing 10 g of almonds/oats with 990 g waterand some sugar

>>19661923
Denile is not just a river in Egypt. You are loaded with genetic defects like that really dark "tan"you have cope seethe dilate

I had a coffee this morning that was like 3/4 coffee, 1/4 milk, and a bit of vanilla syrup.
It was so fucking good.
Whole milk because I'm not a punk bitch.

>>19661818
Craigslist and Only the Breast. Search for women that list as willing to sell to men or otherwise aren't strictly selling to parents with infants. Even if they say they're not picky you might have to go through a few sellers before you find one that remembers to check her contacts.
Lots of women way overproduce and freeze the excess then end up selling whatever they can't feed the kid before it's weaned so it doesn't go to waste.

>>19662518
I also enjoy cheeseburgers

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>>19661923
being this ass blasted.

Okay you can drink Milk cool but can where my Butter Milk drinking niggas at?

>>19663254
buttermilk is extremely tasty

>>19662054
no no, it's a genetic defect where you failed to get the mother independency trait
holy shit I laughed so hard with this thread

>>19660241
>they convinced BILLIONS to drink this from a cow and not a human
>BILLIONS
>convinced
>from a cow
>not a human
udderly ridiculous

>>19662088
>you now recall that imbapovi cow girl animation

Cow simply makes a lot more milk than goats. Goat milk is good for you. Cow milk is better than starving and thats it.

how fucking hard can it be to cut out the middle man of the cow and just put the bacteria that makes milk in a vat and make milk without any contamination at all? and then feed it flowers.
you could make goat milk with it, cow milk, whale milk, seal milk, human milk or some goat cow hybrid for kino cheese making

>>19660241
Whitenats conceiving a major portion of their identity on the contradistinction between the lactose tolerance of whites and the intolerance of nonwhites represents one of the more cringeworthy phenomena to have emerged out of their movement in recent years.

>>19661867
>shitskin can't into statistics
Not shocked

BILLIONS.

>>19660241
I'm sure people would be happy to drink human milk, unfortunately there's this pesky thing called "women's rights". So cows are going to have to do. For now.

>>19665361
Milk is made by bacteria? I thought it was made by boobs?

>>19660241
I once watched a porn video where suddenly the woman started squeezing milk out of her tits and it was actually more like yellow goo than white milk. I can't describe how disgusted I felt and I've never been able to escape the visual

My friend told me how much servers hate making milkshakes at restaurants and I told him how everytime I go somewhere for a milkshake I look straight in the face of the server to see how upset i made them that I ordered one.

>>19665876
That's tragic, I fucking love milkshakes.

>>19660241
There was no need to "convince" dumb idiot. Either jap/asians or jew or whatever. (cause their genes make theme like farting mashines using milk products)

It's not a myth but a medical scientific fact.

If you think there was a group of people "convincing" while it's JUST YOU living in a cave, 2 miles away one living in something more less a cave and more a shed, - this guy drinks milk from a mammal, and so it goes... You think about (((them))) while them not existing. Or a society. Or a government. Or something else. Dumb idiot.

What's wrong with milk it's tasty, high in calories, many tribes drink milk and have long and happy, productive life's. You can drink the milk instead of killing the dairy cows . It cannot be less healthy than drinking a soda and having a shot of vodka. I hope your not vegan, all the stress about the poor cows standing outside in the cold can course brain tumors.

>>19660410
Nutrition is nutrition.

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>>19665372
Many "lactose intolerant" people can process goat's milk just fine, just not cow's milk, despite there being a similar quantity of lactose in goat milk. It's probably an ethnic thing. I'm surprised there's not a bigger market demand for goat's milk, honestly. Milk is good for everyone.

>>19667292
goat milk is too based, they can't just let the amerimutts have it

>>19660241
why wont women let me suck the milk from their tits? are they selfish?

>>19667299
if only you knew how big goat milk is in america

about lack toas in toddler ant. most niggers are, just supersayan

>>19665876
>My friend told me how much servers hate making milkshakes at restaurants
I did not know that because I order milkshakes every time. They all spit in them don't they? Shit.

>tfw you drink so much milk a day that the doctor tells you to switch to skim milk or you will develop fatty liver disease

>>19669114
GOMAD is tough, but I believe in you

>>19660241
I much prefer human milk, but it's surprisingly difficult to convince people to bottle it for you.

>>19660410
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>19660241
Have you tried human? Tastes disgusting

>>19669865
I have tried it, many times, and it's fucking delicious so I don't know what you're fucking wittering on about.

People who fetishize human breast milk have never tried it. I got just a small taste when I was sucking my wife's nipples while she was still breast feeding. It was not good. It was just way too sweet.

>>19669863
Are you retarded

I'm very high right now and I've pounded like 4 glasses of milk is so delicious fuck me.

>>19670453

I'm convinced Milk is the reason why I'm 50lbs+ overweight. I'm going to try to quit soon for a while. Unironically one of my biggest addictions. I go through roughly half a gallon per day. It's just so good, by far the most delicious liquid one can drink. I love different types of milk, lately I've been buying this $10 per gallon milk from a farm in Iowa. It's not homogenized and it's low-temp pasteurized, has the cream on top, so fuckin good

Thanks to a steady intake of estrogen, cyproterone acetate, and soy milk, I am able to lactate a little bit from my gyno. Human milk >>> cow's milk, I just wish I could make more.

>>19669114
I prefer skim for drinking plain, it's nice and refreshing.

>>19660256
It's not genetics, it's gut flora.

>>19671082
Switch to loose leaf unsugared tea bro, it tastes great (and actually sweet) after you let it steep for at least 4 mins. I mix green tea, black tea, and a bit of stinging nettle (gives extra sweetness with steeping). Delicious, super healthy for you, and no cals.

All you need is a tea strainer and some loose leaf tea, don't listen to /ck/ tea snobs talking about fucking tea sets from china or pu'erh cakes or something. Just get a tea strainer and swish it around and then let it steep 4+ mins before you start to drink.

>>19671467
tea strainer like this. Least amount of work

>>19671467
>>19671469
also, you can just keep refilling that cup with hot water for more tea, you don't have to replace the tea in the strainer until you've gone through like 3-4 cups

>>19671467
don't forget the most important step

>>19670074
If you try unpasturized cow's milk you'll find that too is really quite sweet. It's fucking great on cornflakes, but not as good as human milk.

>>19660241
it's kind of crazy that there's a massive push by the medical industrial kikeplex to convince women to not breastfeed.

>>19667292
funny enough everyone can develop tolerance or intolerance for dairy based on how much they consume as adults. The only genetic variable is which way you start off - mostly based on what set of gut bacteria you have.