/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19654015
Phone poster

Divide into bowls and bags.

>>19654015
Make strawberry gazpacho

>>19654015
Stealing strawberries again gypsy?

simmer it down to a nice sweet strawbree sauce

basic sauce:
>cut into chunx
>into sosspin
>pinch of sugar, to taste
>squeeze of lemon juice
>simmer until wet and sloppy

decadent sauce:
>same as above* but
>mash (don't blend) until as smooth as possible
>reduce slowly until rich and syrupy
>strain through a fine double mesh, pressing with spoon or spatula until the syrup is separated from the pulp and seeds
*best to use less sugar and keep this one a little tart and more challenging

pickerel, basic sauce on the muffs and decadent sauce drizzled around the custard

>>19654027
Yeah. I should be posting with my pc while processing the harvest.

>>19654029
My freezer is full already

>>19654051
Will try

>>19654085
I sell strawberries and strawberry related acessories. Also, huemonkey, not romanian

>>19654102
Will try. I've made a smoky and spicy strawberry sauce, very nice with meat or white cheese

>>19654015
Hire a hooker then layer the strawberrys around your big throbbing cock with whipped cream and have him lick and eat it all clean.

>>19654015
Jam, I used to make raspberry jam every year when I still had my bush and it was delicious, easy to can and give away too

>>19654149
>have him lick and eat it all clean.
Gay, lets ignore the "him"
Sadly my wife would not be happy if I spend our money on other woman. We also had our fill of fresh strawberries.

>>19654320
Doing jam right now

>>19654120
I didn't say anything about a freezer.

>>19654015
You mean
>ideas for strawberries?
You esl buttlicking asstaster

>>19654015
Get some apple juice and make strawberry cider, or just make strawberry wine

you can make syrups with it. it's a bit similar to the process of making jam out of them. Strawberry milk is good

>>19654664
Tongue my anus, grammar nazi.

>>19654704
I made 5 litters with different sugar contents, lets see if ferments. Wanna try to make vinegar

>>19654733
Milk?

>>19654120
> is br

Muddle with your limes when making caipirinha

>>19654015
make strawberry champagne

>>19654750
mmm fresh jam. i saw some video where they basically cook down strawberries with some sugar and blend it with milk to make strawberry milk. I mean there's more steps but that's the gist of it.

>>19654015
strawberry syrup

>>19654015
If you have a food dehydrator you can do some in there. Good in all sorts of stuff.

>>19654015
eat them
/thread>>19654120
you shou

>>19655119
Want to make one, didn't have the time yep. Maybe pay someone to make one.

>>19654843
Man, that is a project for later, but for sure. That would sell like hotcakes

>>19654824
Have you tried basil + grapes + strawberries + sake?

>>19655636
Just make hotcakes instead then

Fragolino, limoncello's lesser known cousin. My mum used to make them every year when strawbs were first in season. Now that they're constantly fucking available, it's lost its charm. : (
Still good, tho, just doesn't feel special anymore.

>>19654120
>huemonkey, not romanian
lol
The only Brazilian I know is half Romanian (not gypsy, tho).

>>19654015
Make some pooty tang

Strawberry chocolate brotein shakes are awesome. Freeze them first. I'll add some real ice cream to the mix. Ten thousand ways to make tasty shakes or smoothies. Still very healthy as a meal replacement with the right mix and real ice cream. I'll make compote for pancakes. Simple syrups for soda. Strawberry soda is fucking awesome.

Or just cut them up with bananas and throw them on a plate. Wala.

sorbet

>>19655119
If you can't buy a half-decent one you can make one with a box fan, some cotton HVAC filters, some plastic canvas sheets and some bungie cords.
https://frugalvagabond.com/the-box-fan-dehydrator-experiment/

>>19654015
first
Stop picking the UNDER RIPE ONES

>>19654015
Sorbet
They're really good to make homemade ice lollies / popsicles with

>>19654015
Put some strawberrys in vanilla or chocolate ice cream, make strawberry ice cream! Patent that good stuff. Nikola Tesla thought of that but all of his ideas were stolen by government goons.

Eye's without a face
Save all your prayers
Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs&list=RD9Q55Gmey7wE&index=8

There are always more strawberries

>>19657152
I wish. My plants are aborting some, too many flowers, if I leave them there the pests start to reproduce

>>19654015
Make strawberry vinegar then make strawberry walnut vinaigrette
>https://youtu.be/V9nfVu9zGxk?si=2qZARON25ZtFoNFe

>>19658529
JAM
COMPOTE
DRIED
CANDIED
vinaigrette maybe?