/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19649796
I'm bothered by how many of those descriptions don't give any idea what what's in them or what they actually taste like.

>>19649809
It's the experience that you're paying for

>>19649822
>$1.75 for cheese
fuck that place.

>>19649822
Ted's raping a 12 year old boy in the back. Sick fuck.

>>19649822
Wait steamed hams are real?

>>19649829
>>19649822
>The Steamed Hams episode of the Simpsons was 50 years ago

If you don't order 50 buffalo wings, fuck you
Blacks are so good at math

>>19649837
Why is 150 more expensive than 3 orders of 50?

>>19649846
Dats dey kulchrr

>>19649845
let me get two double ass cakes and a mixed fuck, please

I prefer my menus with busty but oddly proportioned cartoon ladies

>>19649858
>$7 for a milkshake
fuck that place.

>>19649796
Mystery drink of course

>>19649796
Zombie because I know whats in it.
>>19649822
Steamed hams of course.
>>19649831
Feisty Fat Ho
>>19649837
3 wings, and 4 piece tendies, with fries.
>>19649858
Western Cheezburger with fries, freshly squeezed orange juice, and some apple pie

>>19649858
>Champagne at a cheap greasy fried food shack

For what purpose??

A classic

>>19649796
What'll it be then, eh?

One of the few 'nice restaurants' in my city.

>>19649948
>$35 for chicken parm
fuck that place.

>>19649953
It is definitely the sucker's choice on the menu.
Probably doing work to subsidize the short rib orders. Those things are ridiculously expensive these days.

>>19649822
Tap water with some free tomatoes please

>>19649822
Why is cheese on a hotdog more expensive then cheese on a burger

>>19649939
Is Townsend really this desperate for views?

>>19649837
catfish nuggets or chicken tenders sound good

https://restaurantguru.com/Ollies-Trolley-Washington-2/menu

I went to this place in washington DC called Ollie's trolly. has a tone of really old school 1940s memorabilia inside and they only take cash. really good burgers and fries. they also had a crab cake burger that was really good too

Vintage, but a relatively recent addition to /ck/

>>19649922
Reality is stronger than fiction sometimes. Have they been shut down? Or surely they can't sell no filter smokes?

>>19649990
inside

>>19650000
forgot pic lol

>>19649990
>$5.29 for a milkshake
fuck that place.

>>19650003
>>19650003
its in DC thats like a $3 milkshake elsewere lol

also pic of the food. it looks like sloppa but it was really damn good

>>19650006
>thats like a $3 milkshake elsewere
then it will be $3 everywhere or fuck that place.

>>19650006
Wtf is a $3 milkshake?

I'm gonna see if I can find it, but I have a menu somewhere from a diner car joint owned by a muzzie that is full of schizo conspiracy theory shit on the white space. This dude legit published his batshit manifesto about 9/11 being an inside job and how Jesus is actually Muslim and Christians are just bad muzzies who should band together against the Israeli/Jewish/Zionist threat.
I honestly don't give a shit about any of that and would go to his place again if he didn't have shit food options. Nigga needs some pork on his fork. Don't give me a goddamn dick-shaped hamburger and call it a sausage, bitch.

in west Virginia they have these places called tudors biscuit world. and they have really great breakfast sandwiches and their menu is pure soul. looks even cooler when its in some oddly lit grungy building up on the screens

>>19649948
damn thats expensive
I feel like people really gyp themselves going to places like this

>>19650095
You might like Duchess, a local fast food/drive thru chain in Connecticut. Picrel:
>"Welcome to Duchess, can I take your order please?"
>Yeah, uhhhhhhhh...
>Gimme an omelet, and a cheese steak, and a chili dog, and a tuna melt, and some nuggets, and some fried clams
>"Got it, please drive through. "

Also they have an employee dress up in historical garb like John Connecticut, the state's founder, and he comes out and dances around and twerks in the drive-thru lane to a trap remix of the state anthem to keep people entertained, shit's cash.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duchess_(restaurant)

>>19650142
oooh that looks good. I'll have to check it out if I'm ever there

>>19650142
Eggplant parm with a side of clam strips

>>19650169
>Beef cheek ragu
I'll be honest that sounds amazing

>>19650150
Likewise, mirin' those dinner platters, although I might need to unironically upgrade my vehicle with a dinner tray for those /comfy/ parking lot meals

>>19649822
fuck connecticut

>>19649831
messy ho and short ribs for me nigga

>>19649939
My god give me a Pinkeys speacial NOW

>>19650169
>Our classic house-made Pomodoro sauce combined with onions & Aussie beef meatballs.
>Aussie beef meatballs.
What the fuck

>>19649960
I have to this day never understood the meme (truth?) of kevin nashbbeing raped in the summer of 1992

>>19649991
i remember that thread
good times

>>19649831
pimento cheese is so disgusting

>>19650009
>>19650067
It's like a fye doller shake, but without and bourbon or nothin

>>19650095
My god. Give me a rockett with double steak, chunky taters with cheese AND gravy. Also a large oj and hot sauce

>>19650212
>>/ck/thread/19546291

https://mocoshow.com/blog/the-full-menu-from-roys-place-gaithersburg-html/

>>19649992
no it's still open
the latest menu i've seen doesn't have them selling cigarettes

>>19650206
Sadly, God is a bit embarrassed to admit He needs glass and He your post requesting He'd give you pinkeye. You poopshit-infected peeper will manifest by morning, so sayeth the Lord.

>>19649858
>im a rollin' egger

>>19650142
Patty melt and fried clam strips for me

>>19650265
yeaaahhhh
I asked him like "post more dude wtf" and he was like "no that's all"
thanks

>>19649922
heart attack grill's job application form is pretty funny to be desu.

>>19649796

>>19649796
Swiss Kebabs

>>19649796
Those drinks remind me of being on holiday as a kid. I'll have a Malayan Mist.

>>19651295
Sorry, kiddo, you gotta grow up before you drink any of those!

>>19651353
Hah, no one gave a fuck when I was a kid.

>>19649846
to make you buy 150 when you otherwise wouldn't have

>>19649863
I've paid over 10 for a shake but it was served overflowing in a litre container

>>19650006
>lettuce not shredded
>3/4 inch thick tomato slice
Red flags signalling a shitty burger place. The fries also look limp and if you're going to put a crabcake on a bun you should probably make it fit the bun. The fact it doesn't means the crabcakes come frozen in a bag, and the burgers likely do too. Upon closer inspection the patty looks exactly like one of those shitty frozen weird shaped patties you buy a 30 pack of at Costco that have "cheddar" injected into them. The bun looks nice I suppose but there's no way that food was anything more than mediocre. Also you should have fucked off after posting the menu nobody cares for your food blogging adventures.

>>19651599
>bottomless drinks for two hours
>30000 asian dollars of cocktails
hold the women though I don't need those

>>19649858
>you can have cheez on anything you pleez

>>19651599
>100% completion bonus drink if you have all of the whisky and sodas
kino

>>19651143
would drunkenly order the currywurst kebap at 2:00 am and toss it at 2:02 am

>>19649796
Anybody know of a Hawaiian place like that in Illinois? It would make no sense but I fuckin love these menus and theme.
I'd probably get the Barrel O' Rum, Pina Passion, Shrunken Skull, and the Kona Coffee Grog for after dinner.

>>19651599
Is dream time what I hope it is?

>>19652130
Its disgusting but drunk me would do the Fish one

>>19649796
ill start with a mai kai, then a mara amu with mug, , then a moonkist coconut, a barrel o' rum, and a wahine delight to end the night

>>19649822
I love steamed bread. I always steam my hot dog buns.

>>19649914
Anyone who would charge $18.99 for a fucking hot dog is indeed a Dick

>>19651295
>wray and nephew
that stuff makes me shit out all my internal organs, so good

>>19651143
terrorist tacos

>>19651593
holy shit this escalated
I bet tiger meat tastes like shit

>>19653102
https://nomenu.com/posts/t-pittari-s

>>19649822
Reckon I could house one of those BLTs and a cheeseburger.

>>19649975
underrated

$0.50 in 1950's money for Roquefort dressing is mobster vig tier.

The "No Tipping" items are a must.

>>19649819
The nostalgic feeling of fake choice? I bet over half the drinks taste literally the exact same.

A Pathe Sundae sounds good.