/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19642244
would be nice with some webms of actually good dishes instead of posting tiktok outrage trash and 3rd worlders who don't practice the same hygiene as us

>>19642247
have some old world food kino

>>19642253
this guy deserves a horrific death

>>19642286
I'm actually really resentful that HIV medication is so effective now

>>19642247
I get the desire for some variety so I'll post a few that I have but I mean, every single normie social media site is utterly flooded with generic food porn posts already. The whole point of 4chan is that the main incentive isn't just getting a glazed-eye thumbs up and a swipe to the next pretty thing.

>>19642244
SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT

>>19642300
I don't browse any 'normie social media sites', so it would be nice to see something other than pure shit

That looks fucking delicious btw

>>19642309
Well I can respect that. I guess the main thing is with how much "nice food" content there is it's harder to sift through to find interesting videos than coming across rage bait or looking for some specific unusual cultural dish. I try to edit down recipe videos sometimes but 4MB or whatever the cutoff is now is pretty limiting.

>>19642247
>would be nice with some webms of actually good dishes instead of posting tiktok outrage trash and 3rd worlders who don't practice the same hygiene as us
you got it, boss.

>>19642247
have some cado, ya chud

>>19642244
Disgusting.

>>19642271
what kind of a retard slices a pizza in the box

>>19642264
I don't understand why everyone always whines about this one. Those burgers look delicious. Julia Child was 100% correct about butter.

>>19642392
Is the secret ingredient estrogen?

>>19642396
strychnine

>>19642396
it's cum

>>19642396
>Is the secret ingredient estrogen?
yes

>>19642247
/ck/ has only ever been shitpost bait board to farm (You)s for dopamine hits

>>19642407
yeah that's why I am saying it would be nice to see some good ones for once

>>19642407
Oh fuck off, I'm not going to call you a tourist because it's been nearly a decade at this point but you don't get to throw around
>only ever
as if you've always been here.

>>19642412
>Oh fuck off
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>19642360
Pretty

>>19642392
It should be illegal for a femboy to have that haircut

>>19642397
Better than my gyoza

>>19642389
nobody is whining but you faggot

>>19642300
Checked and delicious looking.

>>19642300
I thought that was chicken for a bit and thought it was disgustingly undercooked.

>>19642392
>>19642397
>>19642403
>>19642408

Kys you fucking faggot.

>>19642244
Post more femboys please

>>19642354

>>19642253
All I can grasp from this is that rich people are weird as hell and faggots are insufferable. But I'd be willing to make it myself.

>>19642540
The most insane shit about this gold meme food to me is that the gold itself costs like a dollar or two, and then they upcharge these retards like 1000%

>>19642547
>The most insane shit about this gold meme food to me is that the gold itself costs like a dollar or two, and then they upcharge these retards like 1000%
Yeah this is why I don't get rich people who willingly shit out for it. Maybe they actually don't and it's just younger idiots with mom n dads money. Or the general public isn't completely aware how easily you can do the bullsit at home.. It's all weird.

>>19642561
It's 100% either spoiled retards or nouveau riche types with no taste.

>>19642547
>>19642561
The story is right.

>>19642594
lol, I've never seen someone coping so hard that their shitty food isn't more popular
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT OK!?!

>>19642594
>new York crimes video
And I'm out. Feel free to cope that not everyone is going to just accept that covering shit in flashy shit makes things high grade

>>19642594
Is this fucker seriously trying to say that what makes tortillas special is that you can put 4 ingredients together?

>>19642244
This is someone's fetish isn't it?

>>19642253
that guy needs to get slapped hard
and i mean both the guy whos selling this and the guy eating this, cause theyre equally insufferable

>>19642303
60$ please!
and dont forget to tip, kind stranger!

>>19642244
>mix some bullshit store-bought BBQ sauce with cigar ash
>this somehow improves it
Nigga what?

>>19642366
while im usually an advocate for "make it yourself", having actually tried making entremet cakes I would not recommend the average home cook try it and to just buy it from a store

>>19642517
tranny faggots deserve the rope

>>19642602
>>19642621
>>19642660
His philosophy exists on another level.

>>19642247
>3rd worlders who don't practice the same hygiene as us
weak immune system detected.

>>19642907
let's be real for a minute, the people who are doing that 'cook it yourself' don't actually cook at home. Its a novelty thing for them. Again, rich people are weird. Stop acting like there's something deeper than marketing bullshit with a side of 'deep meaning' that's as deep as a karking kiddie pool

nothing like sharing some bbq smothered in cigar ashh sauce with the boys after smashing each others asses in the woods

>>19642303
I'd love to make this because of all the delicious crab that's discarded I'd get to eat

>>19642392
nigga looks like Egon Spengler without the mask lmao

>>19642300
>>19642309
I made yorkshire pudding the last time I made prime rib for the family. So worth.

>>19642527
The non-newtonian jack always gets me. Magical.

>>19642660
i'm pretty sure this is the same guy who charges 300 dollars for a tasting menu where one dish is an egg you cook yourself
and i think he got temporarily closed for salmonella

>>19642244
There's just something that I find oddly sexual about the cigar ash bbq sauce webm. It's just... gross, dirty old men all standing around an empty vessel... discarding their vile filth into it and then taking turns eating it. It really makes me feel all wiggly inside.

>>19642388
This is standard at every pizza place, it’s easier to transfer the pizza into the box whole and nobody is gonna push hard enough to slice through the box. You’re making yourself look stupid, anon!

>>19642354
That was a journey.
He started with the sugar and pineapple, and I figured it was a glaze or something.
Cream cheese comes in, and now I figure it's a frosting
The peppers and tomatoes come in and I'm reconsidering everything, trying to figure out what it is.
Then the pecans come in and I'm back to wondering if it's a fucked up dessert. Then it just keeps rolling.

>>19642366
Make us whole, Isaac.

>>19643376
new to ja/ck/ friendo?

>>19642407
I almost always just make silly jokes or post seriously here.
It's also the board I've been most frequently warned on. So, something's weird here.

>>19642594
His argument is weird, but I basically agree. When you go to a place that has truly great tortilla it's wonderful. Same with other breads.

>>19642907
As goofy as it is, I get where he's coming from. I think I would be surprised how many people haven't cracked an egg before. That's probably why I'm not in the high cuisine class, I suppose.
But, presuming he's correct about his clientele, I actually can see why that would be an interesting eating experience. To be forced, in the middle of your meal, to learn to cook.

>>19642594
>>19643396
watched the webm after reading the replies, leave it to europe to not appreciate the tortilla. his attitude would be welcomed in texas. the amount of difference between an ok tortilla and a fantastic one is massive.

>>19643384
I think I just hadn't seen that particular one. Plus, I'm at that very precise level of drunk where I was super focused and invested in the video second-to-second.

>>19643409
I'm an Arizonan, and I agree. The main thing I think is fruity is his "add 4 ingredients and it's a meal" which is a weird argument, specific to a very narrow bubble of people.
But I agree with his general reason for his argument, which is tortilla should be appreciated more than it is.

Also, for some reason his comment about a tortilla costing 50 cents made me laugh. He meant it as cheap, and to me my immediate reaction was "that's a fancy pants tortilla."

>>19643415
>I'm an Arizonan, and I agree
never made it out there, though some buddies say the mexican food is pretty good.

also yeah about the 50 cents thing, i dont think ive ever seen a tortilla that expensive.

>>19643426
Yeah, it's more commonly flour tortilla here in southern Arizona/Sonora. I met a guy in Dallas whose also from Tucson, who sort of does Sonoran Style tortilla in Dallas.

https://m.yelp.com/biz/tortillas-la-norte%C3%B1a-dallas

If you're in that area check them out. They're different then the kind here, because I guess Texans on average like a thicker flour tortilla. But he's pretty good. Nice guy.

>>19642264
For certain genetic northern european populations in the US, butter is not considered unhealthy. I grew up in one of those places, and we put shit tons of butter on literally everything. I didn't even know about mayo until I was over 10-- we just smeared butter on sandwiches.

There exists a school of thought that meat, bread, butter, block cheddar, block colby jack, milk, and pickles, in any proportion and combination is absolutely fine for a growing and athletic kid. I still remember the shock I felt when someone told me eating a cup and a half of colby jack cubes with a rip of bread and a glass of whole milk wasn't exactly healthy. I mean, for fuck's sake I was co-captain of my soccer team and shredded as fuck. But if I ate that shit today I'd gain 20 lbs so whatever. Life is so fucking gay.

>>19642253
>An order of 10 wings cost $45.
>(You do the math.)
Ok, I'll do the maths then you lazy retarded cunt;
45 ÷ 10 = 4.5
So that's $4.50 a wing

>An order of fifty wings and a bottle of Champagne will cost you (only!) $1,000.
Wait, hang on... if it's $4.50 a wing, then 50 wings should only cost $225.00
So you're not paying $1k for gold wings, you're paying $775.00 for a bottle of Champagne and $225 for some shitty wings.

This grinning floppy headed faggot is not only retarded, he's also a liar.

>>19642300
This, no matter what board it is, I come to 4chan as an outlet for my inherent rage towards society

>>19642354
>washer and dryer in the kitchen
So he's a european after all?

>>19643409
>>19643415
Texas and Arizona are populated by retarded Californians, New Yorkers, and mud people from south of the border in current year, so I don't know what point you think you're making.

>>19642419
>I'm not going to call you a tourist because it's been nearly a decade at this point but you don't get to throw around
been here since 2009
its been the same 2 dozen webms ever since
check the archives and know i'm right

>>19642932
Redzepi's whole career has been like the chef version of Irresponsible Captain Tylor, where it's never quite clear if he's completely earnest or if he's been playing everyone from the beginning. I think he knows exactly what he's doing.

I want to kill every single one at those webms
This thread is more infuriating than /pol.
I'm going to discharge my rage with some crackhead, homeless or stray dog.

>>19644178
I'll give you something pleasant

>>19644183
he's fast

>>19644098
>been here since 2009
>its been the same 2 dozen webms ever since
>2009
>webms

>>19642247
I remember watching BBQ Pit Boys in 2006 while playing the Java version of Trials.

>>19642303
>long hair
>ring
NO

>>19642594
Look at his nose. You nose

>>19642253
Looks kinda jewish

>>19642262
Wait...they eat the fucking maggots too??
I thought they at least waited till the maggots were gone...

>>19644357
>I thought they at least waited till the maggots were gone...
then the cheese would be spoiled

>>19644035
That's a lot of words to just admit that you only eat flavorless food.

>>19642303
Goodbye, King and Snow crabs. Thanks for all the memories.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/why-billions-of-snow-crabs-disappeared-from-the-bering-sea

>>19644514
why'd she do it bros?

>>19644522
fuck off frog

>>19644530
everything ok over there bud?

>>19644530
this is almost like torture

>>19644528
Curry Bae

>>19644530
You bastard

>>19644528
The poo salt meme guy

>>19643376
Sorry to break it to you, bud, but those aren't tomatoes... they're pimientos

>>19642527
i like how unbothered he is by this seemingly reality breaking substance his batter has turned into
i assume he doesn't know what it is from how he reacts in the video but that just makes me even more confused
it would be like you trying to make soup and suddenly the soup starts levitating out of the pot and all you're concerned about is how to get it back in the pot
this guy might actually be a lower form of human

>>19643083
No one cared who he was till he put on the mask.

>>19642527
Aside from it being brown for some reason, that is actually the texture it's supposed to be.

>>19644653
Love these. Very nice.

>>19642392
Not going to lie bros but i kinda want to fuck a femboy, like going balls deep into his ass

>>19645475
Same bro. Same.

>>19643083
fucking kek, god damn it anon

>>19644183
It'd probably be pretty good if not for the obvious hygienic concerns of having that thing prepare your food.

>>19645585
I refuse to believe a man that can cook like that does not practice good hygiene

>>19643269
>be faggot
>enjoy faggot things
WHOAH WTF I DON'T GET IT

>>19642244
honestly this is probably healthier than the actual smoking of cigars, as the ash gets mixed in with other stuff and then goes through the entire digestion process.

>>19642354
I almost feel like this is rage bait, but it doesn't focus on any of the weird hand porn shit those videos usually have.

>>19642244
insufferable faggot boomers and their "yeaaah we're men yeeeah" bullshit

>>19642412
Hate Kay ever since she started copyright striking people talking about her videos. Thought she was a retarded but endearing woman, she's just a retarded bitch.

>>19645595
>man
Don't personify it, anon.

>>19645475
Imagine if you time it so you both cum at the same time, slamming to the hilt against the prostate and unloading inside while you see cum fly out ahead of you, as if you jizzed so hard it phased straight through solid femboy. Two dicks as one.

>>19644512
Bless her.

>>19642527
You think he rinsed this bowl out before putting it in the dishwasher?

>>19645609
It wouldn't add anything to the flavor, though. Ash is just matter that has had all the substance burned out of it. If you've ever accidentally eaten ash you'll know I'm talking about - at first you think it tastes gross but then you realize it doesn't taste of anything at all and it's just the texture that's gross. So adding it to the BBQ sauce wouldn't functionally do anything except fuck with the consistency (maybe, if you haven't got enough liquid).

>>19642253
Only made it like 2 seconds in, should have saved this for a YCYL thread

>>19644528

>>19647272

>>19647276

>>19647282

>>19644183
Nothing pleasant about tiktok ADHD editing

>>19645176
>CCP demystified
yuck

>>19644653
God, how do they do it? Cause they have to go from darkest to lightest in order of pouring in batter right? Doing all the "shading" first before doing anything else seems like such an impossible task, especially since you have to space it correctly.

>>19642358
did he die?
'cado posting suddenly disappeared to the point I forgot he even existed.

>>19644304
its a man, not a woman
I can tell you women are messy as fuck, my hair is longer than this guys and I've never had a single hair in food while my wife always drops some shit in food even with her hair tied

>>19644198
fuckin rekt

>>19644528
This dude is legit funny

>>19642403
>>19642397
>>19642392
There is demand for this content?

>>19648074
Lonely people want a boywife

>>19642244
lmao wtf is this
>eating ash is manly
call me a fuckin femboy then

>>19648076
I'm sure some do. But enough for them to get any viewership worthwhile

>>19648092
Yes. The lonelier you are the more your strike zone expands until you're not interested in just girls but also cute enough boys. The trap porn also contributes. The amount of people that would gladly date a cute boy is quite significant and most of them are lonely enough to watch videos like this.

>>19648103
Are you saying current climate has created new sexuality for men. Those who want cute boy.

>>19648117
More just men that want almost anyone or anything that will love them.

>>19644512
how I can find a gf like this?

>>19648215
Visit this place

>>19644615
how does he get out?

>>19644178
>i'm a big baby who reacts like a retarded child when something I willingly looked at makes me a little uncomfortable

People like you should be sent to the middle of the ocean

>>19644615

>>19644653
I would be having pancakes everyday if I could do this, probably would cum on some (but not eat, I'm not gay)

>>19648258
>not reintroducing the protein into your system
Not eating your cummies is a gains goblin

>>19645685
It's not. Jack is just retarded.

>>19644627
:^)

From the culture that brought you Grilled Rocks comes the latest culinary trend: Grilled Ice! Mmmm! You can really taste the chili powder!
>>19644521
the crabs disappeared because of overfishing. It doesn't matter if one or two countries practice sustainable fishing when every other boat is hunting like it's Black Friday and there's no limit on Playstations.

>>19644653
what character is this pancake?

>>19648308
At least ice is edible, unlike rocks

>>19644530
The only thing that bothers me is the seedless apple. Not event he cutting. I also eat kit kat bars like that too.

>>19644514
look at all that meat he's not putting in
why?

>>19648347
Wah les tcheutch

>>19648251
Interesting.
Kind of like an egg clafouti

>>19648347
shit son, what a beast

The moderator for this board is a little pussy ass bitch who deletes relevant food related threads out of bitter spite, it's childish. Probably some tranny from Reddit/Discord based on their inability to deal with differing viewpoints and reliance on censorship to deal with them

>>19642244

I got a new one for yall'. Any questions about mushroom foraging or cooking in scandinavia, let me know!

>>19648224
>That cut between the actual footage and the special effects
>People think this is real

>>19647272
Glasses?

>>19647695
It's a special pan my boy
There is no technique involved

>>19648795
Wrong

>>19644813
>it would be like you trying to make soup and suddenly the soup starts levitating out of the pot and all you're concerned about is how to get it back in the pot
kek

>>19642354
Amazing how every ingredient is just exactly one package each

>>19645877
>Two dicks as one
it's called "twin jets"

>>19642253
>gives you heavy metal poisoning

>>19642358
For those who may never have noticed, there's mold on this fried chicken.

>>19642244 doubles
>got my barbecue shoes on!
>tl;dr I'm high af
I like the pit bois, but wtf lol
I doubt that tastes good
good comedy though
lot of what they do is for the laughes
I'm sure of it

>>19648785
even without the cut it's fucking awful

>>19642300
Damn the British don't get a lot right when it comes to food but the things they do are fucking works of art.

>>19649788
This is what I want my future wife to look like

>>19642347
all that work and they don't show the fucking inside

>>19642253
queers deserve the rope

>>19648320
I guess if you let it melt in your mouth for five or six minutes you can chew on ice.

>>19645843
It's probably her tumor ridden, bog witch spawned, retard son

>>19644035
confirmed to have never eaten a tortilla that wasn't microwaved out of a bag

>>19648347
Name?

>>19648080
Every time

>>19645597
What did he mean by this?

>>19642244
Am I the only one who wanders around the house talking like a pitboy when I remember they exist, I call it Pitmasters privilidge

>>19642594
That’s why I eat sandwiches. Turkey, tomato, lettuce, cheese, and a combination of olive oil and egg whites spread over makes an amazing, light, moist meal. Very refreshing. I prefer if the Turkey is dead and cooked before eating. But to each his own. You can also eat the tomato while like an apple.

>>19644653
I would drench this loli in so much syrup!

>>19648251
>Auntie will never make you an eggie cheesebread when you wake up on a rainy fall day

Why live?

>>19648347
Does the lime juice cook the shrimp with no heat source?

>>19650333
The heat of the lime cooks the shrimp

>>19644526
I trust chief Tony!

>>19642358
That’s a man who hates himself and wants to eat himself to death

>>19650424
Was pretty surprised to see he doesn't finish his disgusting slop in the videos

>>19648604
i heard it’s a Chinese Canadian tranny

>>19650424
It's an oxymoron for the state of Ukraine

>>19644183
I don't know why the fuck DuQuan spent so much time on a bowl of chopped fruit but that salmon looks good at least

>>19649982
yeah no nigger I lived in El Paso for 6 months and Mexico City for a year

>>19650222
What’s a pitboy?

>>19644431
funnydoo.

>>19648080
lost hard to this retarded shit

>>19650574
Reddit moment, did you see the dogs in there xD

>>19650614
not as funny as your child being raped

>>19649658
Shut up vegan sissy.

>>19648251
What's the batter? Is it like pancake batter? I know jack shit about Korean street food.

>>19650789
It's basically just fried SPAM and eggs and rice oh wait thats filipino cusine

>>19650619
Not as funny as when the narwhal eats bacon at midnight xD

>>19648308
The article clearly states that the climate change is the reason.
Warmer waters mess up with young crab life cycle, causing more crabs to need more food in decreasing space.

>>19650462
Making it for presumably three people (three slices of salmon

>>19644183
>I'll give you something pleasant
Thanks :3

>>19642368
thats not chicharron

>>19642514
>undercooked
laughingwhitegirls.jpeg

>>19644528
>if Beck was brown

>>19650951
I'm just calling it what the restaurant called it.

>>19650344
The food looks alright actually, it's just being served awkwardly

>>19648080
Fucking lost hard
Absolutely unexpected/10

>>19650514
it's true. if the maggots are dead it means the cheese is spoiled and you can't eat it. live happy maggots = delicioso

>>19644183
nothing pleasant about niggers

>>19650574
>>19651296
Lost what?

>>19649658
why is it awful?

>>19651445
Except their cocks

>>19651187
It looks like vomit.

>>19642388
Most people who make pizza for a living

>>19644813
>soup starts levitating
Not really comparable to making a fluid you learn about in elementary school.

>>19645595
>cook like that
He didn't exactly demonstrate high level technique anon he's just following a recipe. The salad does look tasty though.

>>19642244

>>19651469
>>19650787

I'm no vegan, but the way we treat animals in order to get our meat is pretty cruel, they're correct about that.

>>19647695
Very low heat and a specific batter mix that makes for a shitty pancakes. These aren't made to eat and would likely be the worst pancake you've ever had.

>>19651584
have you asked a cow how she feels about it vs free range vs just set free to fend for herself? i'm sick of you retards ascribing the human way of thinking to animals.

>>19650333
>never had ceviche
What's wrong with you?

>>19651512
It looks like butter chicken with lots of large pieces of meat. Far better than the watery slop you usually see being served like that.

>>19651617
Is that candy?

>>19650342
>you vill eet ze roks

>>19651621
it's wax, for fake food displays at Japanese restaurants.

>>19642354
>4 hours later cut in the middle of the action
Top kek, it’s like someone else put that in lmao

>>19642358
He's not even drinking, just pretending to lol

>>19651572
I hate that people post this like it's bad.
It's just instant chilaquiles.

>>19642253
Why is the guy acting like a puppet with cut strings

>>19649908
You need to get a few root canals nigger lol

>>19651840
>chilaquiles.
All mexican food is trash desu

>>19644526
I've always wanted to know how they make these products not implode on first usage when filming this
Do they legit make two completely different, but identical looking onion choppers or whatever? There must be an industry insider somewhere here

>>19648347
Those are some formidable man hands

>>19649788
why would he fuck his brother idgi

>>19643083
Do, Gay, Egon

>>19650333
this >>19650379 but unironically

The acidity of the lime juice denatures the proteins of the shrimp, just like cooking it by heating it up would.

>>19650433
this man is truly a cartoon brought to life

>>19642271
That looks fucking delicious.

>>19642300
Food from a country people tell you has bad food

>>19651572
Food from a country that people tell you has good food

>>19652143
>you can actually find good/bad food in a country known for good/bad food
Anon please.

>>19651639
>Eat dessert
>Take a nap on the floating pillow

>>19652143
>Food from a country that people tell you has good food
The only people i've ever heard praising mexican food outside of mexicans themselves are gringos. Gringos love drowning fatty food in disgusting sweet sauces and mexicans exceed in that.

>>19642594
>You can charge 50 bucks for pasta
>A tortilla costs 50 cents
>We should be able to charge 50 bucks for a tortilla
>New York times

>>19651584
You think humans are treated better? I scoff.

>>19642244
hello Sirs

>>19651187
Good morning sirs!

>>19652623
at least we are (mostly) free roam. They are trying to change that though

>>19647272
>>19647276
>>19647282
>>19647284
What the fuck is his problem?

>>19651603
I'm sure they love it anon, I wouldn't think about it too much

>>19652623
I actually started thinking about that while typing my previous post, how society is basically a human farm where we're left to think we're free but are actually just free range (for the most part) I was high

>>19642262
>Sardinia
There's your problem, they're not Italian they're arab rapebabies.

>>19642392
i hate zoomers so much it's unreal

>>19642262
I think videos like these are literally diabolical jewish testing ground propaganda to make people believe eating spoiled food is good for you.

>>19655287
mmmmm nah, that's not the case. not everything's a work, it's just culture.
now whether that is represented as culture (i.e. ancient marble carvings) or "culture" (i.e. east asian method of hard boiling eggs in the urine of young boys) is the point of contention.

>>19644183
Whoever cut that should be cut into as many pieces.

>>19654028
I know, right? Every single of those tiktok videos is like a tiny brain aneurysm. I can literally feel my brain cells dying.

>>19642392
>>19654028
>>19655903
What would you do if this was your son?

>>19656094
count my losses and try to sell him to an arab sheik to at least get some of my investment back

>>19656094
Fuck him

>>19642262
>Spicy

>>19642397
My exwife also couldn't cook

>>19648312
Looks like Natsumi from Houkago Teibou Nisshi. Good anime if you like SOL.

>>19647272
Me on the left

>>19650328
i would do this to their toilets if you know what i mean

>>19644528
kek
He is from my city lol. Never thought I would see him here lmao.

>>19648779
How do chanterelles taste?

>>19657004
Can't believe I share a board with stinky smell indians

>>19643506
Mutts post this webm as if their entire food supply isn't under regulatory capture by and as if they walk more than 2000 steps a day.

>>19657380
kek get used to it lmao

>>19644183
Maybe I'm just old but that video's way too fast

>>19647987
sounds like you also get no women with that disposition

>>19651607
Well look at the fancy coast-living person with access to fresh fish.

>>19642412
jacks done a lot of stupid shit but this one gives me the most mental strain for some reason. something about shamelessly showing that even a concept as basic as heat is beyond his salmonella brain

>>19657527
oh not even jack woops. at least kay is a sweet lady i can't be mad at her

>>19643402
i agree, its frankly a clever idea that doesn't come off as pretentious due to its simplicity and interactivity, as in when they bring the sauce literally perfectly timed while letting the customer finish the garnish so it truly feels like theirs. more than that its clear that this guy knows how to make a lot of money off of rich people which is respectable in itself and i am very jealous

>>19657039
Vaguely almond-y and sweet, like if you steeped a handful of almonds and an apricot slice in hot water.

>>19650334
Those three olives always gets my blood boiling for some reason. Why? What are those olives doing?
N O T H I N G
I'm glad I'm not some poo colored Brazilian that is stuck with that for pizza.

>>19642253
Not even mad about the stupid wings but i want to run this faggot over with my car and back up

>>19642392
Moran got monster all over the floor.
Do this in the kitchen in front of your family coward.
Make them accept what they made. (Or at least do it on the table so you can wipe it up, and not add further stench into the carpet that you have to shampoo out.)
>Verification not required.

>>19642594
Tortilla stays winning!
The most powerful culinary invention of the new world!

>>19648224
I feel bad for the two who's milk bottle fell out the stall. Now they'll die hungry

>>19642262
>you will eat ze bugz

>>19643506
You're right. Saturated fats are healthy. Seed oils will kill you.

>>19650344
At least this one has discovered that you can use a utensil

>>19644526
But then how do you get your food to stop tasting like arrows

>>19642347
Is that name root and pork belly?

>>19659608
like a simp, the ice cream man failed the test. he chased after her. lol.

>>19659616
>op and his sister

>>19651840
>>19651572
yummy micro plastics from the bag heating up. Its chicano trash with bullshit cheetos

>>19659616

>>19659605
It's pork belly and taro, I don't think that's the same as name root.

>>19645475
>>19645482
>>19645877
Legitimately kill yourselves

>>19642594
>It's... LE SAnDWICH
>BUT WITHOUT LEaVENING
>soyjack.jpg

>>19659756
seethe chud

>>19644183
Needs more salt on the salad but I have to congratulate the nigga for making tahini from scratch.

>>19644528
Th needful was done, sirs

>>19659756
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>19659608
I hate this mudslime cummahmed tiktok shit, but it's the second time I've come across this webm (probably the same spammer, since filename is the same nonsensical one) and ny heart does skip a beat when I look a that girl's face. She is truly mesmerizing

>>19659777
Lol

>>19659809
I'm just tired of you annoy faggots always feeling the need to rub your disgusting fetishes in other people's faces. I don't care what the hell kind of deranged shit you want to do to your rectum, just stop being vocal about it and do it in private with your fellow faggots

>>19659841
Interesting that the first image that comes to you when you think of femboys is things being rubbed in your face.

>>19659824
take your fucking meds

>>19652005
lmao

>>19642594
A plate of spaghetti and a tortilla are not the same thing, you left wing bohemian fuck

>>19659777

>>19661033
This is fucking vile, they did not fucking pluck the feathers before cooking! Those are full of bird fleas!

>>19661595
the fleas are just added texture. Your stomach acid kills them