/ck/ - Food & Cooking

absolutely not

>>19637962
never drank it myself, only whole plant foods for me, but some of those bottles were defective and legitimately problematic to open

>>19637962

>>19637955
If Soylent was made by a Japanese company and came in a bottle with kanji writing on it this board would unanimously declare it to be the most heckin based and kino drink of all time. You know I'm right.

>>19638204

>>19638204
Japs already do a buttload of stuff like this and nobody here gives a shit about them

>>19638199
jesus it’s even worse in motion

>>19638204
>>19638220
I do wish we had something like Strong Zero here. The closest is hard apple cider but that shit's gotten pretty expensive recently.

>>19638418
mikes harder lemonade is 2.50 and 9% alc

>>19638468
Unfortunately I'm a leaf and we just have regular Mike's, which is only 5% and actually 2.5 loonies per can, so about as expensive as beer.

>>19638204
Listen, fucking tranny, I know you're new here and just caught a wiff of the American bad Japan good meme. You can stop posting this shit in every thread, though. I can tell which ones are posted by you because they are extra smuggy. If you're not a tranny, you just hate white America. Well, sorry you hate us but you're welcome for the colonization and innovation we brought the modern world.

>>19638199
Is this slowed down? What a piece of shit device.

It's unironically based. When you're working, studying, parenting and you just need to not feel hungry and don't want to eat a shitty microwave meal with extra calories, vegetable oil, corn syrup and sawdust, then meal replacements are an excellent healthier alternative.

If you're spending time socially with people, then you can cook and enjoy a proper traditional home cooked meal.

>>19639067
>eating like a human being is only for when someone is looking

>>19637955
>>19639067
The medicine I'm on makes me feel nauseous every day and these meme shits have been excellent at keeping me alive when every real food sounds terrible.

>>19637955
Soylent was made by the Jews to turn our population trans and encourage breast growth within males, the end goal being male lactation to make breast milk dirt cheap

>>19637962
This is because there was a short period of time in which a manufacturing defect caused the caps to not be properly perforated. It actually was extremely difficult to open them. The device is stupid, though; it would make more sense to just stab a hole in the top.

>soylent
>green isn't people
why even bother

So, what's the actual reason for hating this shit now that the "soy makes you estrogenized" thing got proven to not be true? Or is this a monkey ladder thing where you just shit on it because that's what everyone else does?

>>19637962
I dont know why this is so funny but I nearly pissed mysefl laughing

>that drawn hand

>>19639067
>I don't want to eat a shitty microwave meal with extra calories, vegetable oil, corn syrup and sawdust
>I want to drink a shake made from vegetable oil, maltodextrin, and soy
I'll just take a can of deenz or jerky, thanks. Or better yet Ill just wait until dinner.

>>19638480
>you just hate white America. Well, sorry you hate us but you're welcome for the colonization and innovation we brought the modern world.
you haven't colonized anything except your cousin, you dumb seppo

>>19637955
I had one of these once and it had both the flavor and texture of drinking pancake batter. I cannot imagine having one every day or, god forbid, multiple times a day

>>19640172
Sounds revolting.

>>19640120
You have to go back

>>19639074
>nobody is looking
kwab

>>19639198
They just regugitate the same grifter soy cliches that were fed to them like goyslop back in 2014 and they still haven't bothered looking any of it up because they're gassed up on algorithms and bait

>>19638220
Japan was the cutting edge of WEF in 1980 and 1990. They lived in pods before we even knew about the term. Now it's China and soon it's us

>>19640120
Brown people fuck their families more than whites do, shit colored faggot. So much inbreeding in the middle east Latin America and Africa that its not even funny.

>>19638199
lol this makes it so much worse

>>19640120
>seppo
>euro trash gangsta slang referring to americans as septic tanks
im not even mad, nonamericans are a silly breed

>>19639191
Or you could just cut the perforations with your pocket knife.

>>19639221

>>19637962
I dare you to hold any thing using the same grip as this guy. now look at your hand.

>>19637955
Yo it used to be so good though bros. I still get misty eyed Bout those times. Y'all weren't there at the beginning it was an amazing time. I worked in San Francisco and Silicon Valley at a couple of bigish companies back in 2012-2016 when this stuff took off and was all the rage. My office was full of people who literally lived on this stuff - we were just so productive. We just worked and worked and worked and lived on soylent and office snacks. I think I lived on an all soylent diet for about 4 months and was on it for at least 75% of my diet up until about 2018 when I had enough of all the recipe changes and weird flavors. On reflection, sure it wasn't good for us, but we were all like 23-26 year old geeks who got paid way too much money, lost a ton of weight and had not much else to do but work all day and play video games all night. I was probably working about 90 hours a week and would regularly go 50-60 days in a row without a break, Soylent was a big part of that culture and my life too. Good times bro, good times.

Now it's just dog shit, all the original soul of Soylent and the culture of it is gone. It's been taken over by some mega-corp who don't even recommend it as a diet replacement any more.

>>19641031
yeah looks nothing like this malnourished Auschwitz escapee

>>19641611
prove it

>>19641699
how much do you weigh?

>>19641951
I'm the one asking questions here faggot, prove it or gtfo

>>19641955
you’re awfully and and sensitive. maybe you should go back to your faggot alien updoot site.

>>19639113
Remind me again why having larger breast on men is a bad thing? Are you that much of a cumbrain that you can't just ignore your own breasts?

>>19638480
you didnt say a single thing to disprove his point that 4channers are weebs

>>19639198
>proven to not be true
The shills running those studies all had board positions in soy corpos or stocks in soy corpos, you especially stupid redditor.

>>19637962
first post best post

>>19637962
>>19638199
no, seriously, what dorm of genetic disorder is this? I almost feel bad for making fun of him; he would probably die if he drank milk

>>19637974
Nah its cuz yer a weak soyboy faggot actually.

>>19642024
maybe you should go play in the traffic

>>19642024
>you’re awfully and and sensitive

>>19642434
I'd rather post with an ESL shitskin than a redditor.

>>19637955
The holocaust didn't happen.
But it should have.

>>19641029
I can see his pee pee..

>>19641054
I hope all your drives fail

>>19638199
Man, this just sends me back to working in silicon valley. It was weird.

>>19638199
>invent stronger lid
>invent stronger soyarm
infinite money
if you do this send me $5

>>19637955
I hear you. Now get out.

>>19643767
>if you do this send me $5
>mfw the crack wizard still lives

>>19642548
>I HATE LE REDDIT
god you guys are so fucking exhausting. I bet you're the kind of person to get angry at his own shadow.

>>19644444
They see old frogs bicker and whine about the old forgotten degen culture of this site and try to fit in and make it their personality. They literally see anonymous posts users as their "friend".

>>19644444
poor little guy is upset no one likes they/thems faggot hugbox.

>>19644444

>>19637955
I've tried to chocolate one for the memes. It tastes okay but it gave me rank gas.

>>19637955
I drink soy-based meal replacement shakes every day. I don't see the issue, aside from it tasting like nothing.

for thousands of years asians had to ferment their soy because it was undigestible and caused health problems.
now americans are drinking it raw. makes you think

>>19637962
FPBP

>>19638199
Jesus. There is bottle openers allready. Why not use those if those caps are hard?

>>19647747
they're not. it's a old meme. when soylent first arrived on the market, the bottles were very hard to open. like impossibly hard to open, this has been fixed a long time ago but 4chan doesn't move on so here ya go.

>>19637955
SOYLENT IS REDDITORS!

>>19644788
You're reading too much into your average redditard being a developmentally stunted left-wing manchild.