/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the big one

>>19634858
you got it... give me a few minutes while I put to boil some water to unfeather them

>>19634846
my grandfather used to tell me about how he'd butcher chickens as a kid. nowadays kids don't think about where their tendies come from

Excellent thread. Farm to table indeed

gonna use some charcoil to put to boil some water, don't wanna use gas.

>>19634884
>tfw no kid to teach how to kill and butcher a chicken

>>19634896
Are you going to eat the rabbit too?

>>19634896
Where do you live?

>ocote con carbon de mezquite
trying to burn the coal and don't pay toll

>>19634896
eat that furry thing, looks delicious

>>19634911
I knew it. Once I saw the sandals and the back yard I knew you had to be of latin descent.

how big is the bump limit on this board since I'm gonna make 3 dishses
>arroz a la veracruchanga
>pollo horneado
>tezmole

>>19634925
300 posts before the thread stops bumping, and 150 images in total per thread.

>>19634928
awesome, gonna save the images and post for the most important moments

>>19634931
let's see what you got rip chicken

>>19634925
>rice with sometihng
>chicken somewhat
>guacamole some way
please provide translations so I can determine whether to stay in here or not
Cheers
>*kneels*

>>19634896
Pics like this make me wish I could live and cook in wherever the hell OP lives for a few weeks

>>19634946
I have family in mexico and this image reminds me of the general area of where they live and how its like. It's extremely comfy and so much different than the city life.

>>19634939
arroz a la veracruzana is some kind of rice made with jalapeno peppers, carrots, peas and chicken inside a tomato sauce.
Pollo horneado I think is the one soaked on chilli, small potatoes and put in the oven
Tezomole is a sauce made with chicken, some peppers, corn dough mixed with epazote and some tlanepa. I bet OP has the munchies

>>19634988
sounds delicious, cheers pal

DON'T KILL THE CHIKUNS

>>19635026
odds are OP already has one hanging from a wire, bleeding it out.

already killed and passed through boiling water, my wife has already started plucking the feathers

>>19635520
Unfathomably based

>>19635520
I was really hoping this would be a prank and you wouldn't kill your bird

>>19635520
I hope that chicken haunts you or gives you the shits

>>19635520
Gave your wife the hard job eh? Plucking feathers sucks ass.

this is the first one and she is already doing the second one... remember to pass them throug boiling water so you can pluck them easilier. A tip from my mom

>>19635528
>>19635529
What's wrong with killing and eating a chicken?

>>19635542
Look at that huge crop! Removing the crop is my least favorite part of butchering chickens.

>>19635549
Nothing but dont go calling it your daughter

>>19635557
they were my daughter pets

>liver, hearts and mollejas are called menudencia and are good for the kids

>>19635557
every member of the household has a different role to play

>>19635564
I love organ meats

>>19635564
I wish to be more mexican with my cooking. Teach me your ways.

>>19635558
Did she get a bad grade in school or what?

put them to roast on fire so you can trim all little feathers that taste like shit and are a pain to eat

>>19635585
>just hold on while I kill one of our pets, spend all day cleaning and cooking it, just to save $8.99
Anon, I...

>>19635585
what are you going to do with the feet?

put some garlic and onions in there to kill the shoquilla and taste better... also add salt in this boiling water pot

>>19635520
how did you kill it?

>>19635612
stepped on it and pulled it off
saving these part for a mole and pechuga desehebrada

>>19635520
do they give out b&s for posting slaughter like this? it's technically not curelty, but chopping a head off is still chopping a head off.

The biggest question that needs to be asked; is what music is your latin ass blasting as you cook in the backyard?

>>19635617
how do you kill chicken then?

>>19635615
fuck that's brutal

>>19635615
you stepped on the chicken and pulled off its head?

>>19635617
nah, there was an anon with a duck farm and he'd make threads in the past.

>>19635618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQK39VTHxc4

>>19635618
I got you babe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNTc6Hedd0E&list=RDMMMNTc6Hedd0E&start_radio=1
>>19635621
yep, you put one of your feet on top of its head and, press hard, and jack away the body,

>>19635627
so you grab it by the body like you're holding a ball or hold it by the legs/foots?

>>19635641
one of my feet is on top of the chicken's head
I am holding the chicken wings and feet with my hands
I pull hard away from the chicken's head
head comes off
body comes off
blood starts dripping so is supposed to be close to a recipient/drain hole to not dirty the floor

>>19635617
This isn't /an/ you dumb faggot. OP could have posted a webm of him pulling his chicken's head off while alive and mods wouldn't do shit.

>>19635620
>>19635615
It's better to slice the throat and let them bleed out in a kill cone. The less flapping and stress during the kill the more tender and less bruised the meat is.

It's also a good idea to "dry age" or rest your freshly slaughtered chickens to allow the rigor mortis to subside. Usually 3-5 days is good depending on how old the bird is. For stew meat this shouldn't matter too much.

>>19635623
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQK39VTHxc4
Hola Mauricio, you no neck fuck.
>>19635627
>https://youtu.be/MNTc6Hedd0E?
I now feel fully immersed in your thread. Like I'm there with you as you cook and the sounds of drunken laughter can be heard in the background as one of the older family dances with an imaginary fat woman.

>>19635649

>>19635592
>not noticing he's either a chicano or native mexican and as a result probably lives in intense monetary poverty (if not food poverty)

>>19635649
Holy shit i gotta learn to read the thread before replying, you actually ripped its head off lmao. You are truly the world's least bloodthirsty spic OP.

>>19635627
what about the blood? isn't it all over the place including your body?

just wait before I start making the food

>>19635672
IRL isn't a Kurosawa movie, blood rarely spurts--and even then, only a few inches out from the wound.

>>19635592
maybe its fun for him?

>>19635683

>>19635683
Chickens also do not bleed very much. Maybe a quarter to a half cup per bird.

>unironic seething in this thread
these are the people that make fun of vegans by the way. grocery stores have disconnected people from their food sources

monitoring good thread

>>19635649
genuinely dont understand this lmao, why not just use a big chinese cleaver to lop it off??

>>19636182
You have to wash a cleaver afterwards.

>>19636182
the head twists right off
sounds brutal but you get used to it
not him btw

>>19635575
>get a C
>dad kills your chicken

>>19636182
If you can just pull head off why start swinging a big blade at a live chicken?

>>19636182
Because it's less dangerous?
You gotta remember, the chicken will be moving its head about. And it ensures a clean death because if the chicken moves its head and you fuck up the cut there's a half dead chicken dying far more painfully because you fucked up the cut.

Why didn't you use a chicken holder, op?

>>19636340
This chills the chicken.

>8 hour old thread
>still hasn't finished
pinche perro.

>>19636348
puta madre, takes times this shit... I thought it was gonna be faster

chicken is boiling
taking a parent to son shower in the rain

>>19636212
>get a D
>dad kills your dog

>>19635520
God I wish I were vegan

chicken already boiled

>>19636439
hey, it's raining here too. I'll go outside and see if I see you.

>>19636455
I just went back inside to make the rice

making the tortitas for the tezmole
>tlanepa
>corn dough
>oil
>salt

>>19636457
so I got wet for nothing. muy bien.

>>19636441
>get a E
>dad kills your boyfriend

>>19635623
>nah, there was an anon with a duck farm and he'd make threads in the past.
there was also an anon who had chickens and would feed them cake made from their eggs once a week.

>>19636581
Are you using a traffic cone as chicken holder?

It's looking good anon.

Is it hard, emotionally I mean? Is it one of those things you get used to? I think I'd feel awful, I remember feeding my pet tarantula live insects and it upset me at first but I stopped being too bothered in the end, but I think something like a chicken would be harder to deal with, especially if I'd raised them

>>19636581
"my eyes are down here, buddy"

>>19636591
i didnt but the anon who posted it did.

>>19635649
Híjole
Is that normal? I thought you just bleed them out or chop the head off usually.
I hope it turns out delicioso bro.

>>19635520
>actually honored the first poster's decision
based beyond belief

>>19636581
Farewell my ducky friend, it's cozy on the other side.

rice, kind of sucks....

This is why I come to /ck/

>>19636719
too much adobo

>>19634846
quality thread from based spicano

>>19635558
>"they were my daughter's"
they belonged to my daughter
>"they were my daughters"
they were my children

Great thread OP

>>19636581
>>19636599
Check out my kill cone after slaughtering 20 chickens. I like sending this picture to my friends without context.

>>19637074
>nighttime
I'm getting PTSD flashbacks of when my father randomly made me pluck two ducks at midnight and I had to pull shotgun BB's out of them. That sucked.

>>19637085
Plucking by hand SUCKS. Thank goodness we have a rancher buddy who lent us his plucker machine.

I've done ducks without a hot water soak and it is a massive pain. Messy too.

>>19635542
looks like a fine bird, amigo! Much more normal looking than the overbred monstrosities in American chicken farms

>>19634846
How old are these chickens? It takes a while before they start laying.
I mean, I really hope you didn't just take a chicken that isn't even in the egg laying stage and went WELL THESE ONES ARE DUDS

>>19637183
if he raises chickens he probably already knows that

>>19635604
>uncoated, scrached, old aluminium pot used for long cooking
Anon...

>>19637514
Looking at the state of everything around him in his pics, I think that's the least of this guy's problems.

>>19635542
perfect location for a power point - just under the tap

Did he cook the chicken already? Waiting for the end result and plating.

>>19637074
SOVL

>>19635649
Couldn't you have just snapped its neck?

>>19636581
>there was also an anon who had chickens and would feed them cake made from their eggs once a week.

Good heavens.

>>19634846
>I just ripped its head off
Nigga you are a psycho. I've seen people break chickens necks, slit their throat, behead them etc. all quick and painless methods.. Ripping its fucking head off was neither quick nor painless dude.

is mrs chicken gonna be okay?

>>19635649
are there any mexican martial arts that have incorporated this manuever against humans?

>>19637869
If some 60ft tall giant held you down gently and instantly yanked your head off it'd probably be pretty quick and painless so long as they did it with a smooth motion. I did some research bc of this thread last night, it's not uncommon and considered quite humane, moreso than the throat slit that industrial grade chicken farms do

>>19637869
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>19637959

>>19635520
F

>>19635649
Has your shit third world country not invented knives yet? How the fuck are you online right now?

So like if you were at the guillotine and your trashy ass started spazzing out all "I don't want to die" shaking the woodwork and shit, what would they do? That can't be safe. Does the executioner just start kicking you to death until you sit still or something?

>>19634846
I'd put my spic-hating aside to make room for more nigger-hating, but you've just added some back into your people's column.

>>19636591
Every once in a while I'm reminded why I come here every day.
>>19636596
kek

>>19638796
why is it so shocking that some people still own and kill livestock?

>>19638806
Extremely common where I live. I met one fanatic Catholic couple nearby that sincerely believes we are in the End Times. She was telling me about the first time she butchered a goat in their kitchen using YouTube vids as a guide.

>>19634911
Cute feet.

>>19638789
>So like if you were at the guillotine and your trashy ass started spazzing out all "I don't want to die" shaking the woodwork and shit, what would they do?
They just drop the fucking blade lmao
Your head is locked in a position that guarentees the blade will hit it and kill you. Even if you manage to somehow get the blade to strike your head or otherwise not cut cleanly through, you're still a goner; you just earned yourself an extra 15 seconds of suffering for nothing.

>>19636599
>If you only knew how bad things really are.

>>19636599
>my ancestors are smiling at me, can you say the same?

>>19638919
Shameless faggot.

>>19638981
Your pretentious anger is çute.

>>19638796
lmao, the big tough racist is shaken as fuck by a little blood

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>>19636719
OP you only took like 3 pics of actual cooking lol. You're supposed to actually to a step by step.
Oh well, was the rest good?

>>19638806
It's really bizarre to see, especially considering most of the retards getting butthurt probably eat meat themselves lol.

>>19634846
NOOOO, you have to consume the factory farmed chicken, think of all the poor shareholders and kids losing fingers on the line.

If this thread offended you, you should stop eating all meat and animal products immediately.

>>19635585
Cute feet...is what footfags would say

>>19639557
Westoids are really detached from the cruelty of animal slaughter.

Here in my thirdie nation I have to go the butcher where I have to pick the animal I want to eat and butcher kills it in front of me so I cannot accuse him of selling me stale bad meat.

>>19634846
Damn, you're cold. Just buy one from the grocery store what the fuck is the matter with you.

>>19637791
They died from salmonella

>>19634896
that scenary view reminds me of my backyard or some raping corner in my local neighborhood

>>19637514
I don't see a problem here, lemme guess, you're one of those aluminium causes dementia dumbasses aren't ya?

>>19635528
>>19635529
>>19635617
>>19635620
>>19635621
>>19636593
>>19637869
>>19638789
>>19638796
>>19640610


>yt people have lost all connection to reality they shake at the sight of blood and animal slaughter

The great reset is actually needed.

chickens killed op and his family

How's the chicken op I must know.

>>19640716
He did say it was his kid's pet. It is kind of messed up, in that regard.

>>19640716
>spics get butthurt over everything and are more like pack animals than niggers
That's all I'm hearing, Hernandez

>>19639341
I'm fine with the blood. I'm not fine with low IQ brownoids killing their daughter's pets just so they can afford that case of Tecate this weekend.
You'd know the difference in all these situations but you have a one-track brown persons brain and couldn't possibly calculate such a thing.

>>19640716
>I hate white people we should be slaves to the jews
The entire left wing politic in a nutshell, this is all they should say

>>19635617
How do you think chicken nugs are made

>>19636340
>op said he's so low on cash he's killing a chicken rather than buying food
and you think this incredibly based man can afford a chicken holder?

>>19636581
>>19637839
>>19640716
Growing up we would feed our chickens leftover chicken strips and they fucking loved it. They are dinosaurs, they do not care, they do not think like you think. I've seen chickens kill and eat toads, turtles, mice, snakes, and baby birds. I've seen well-fed chickens kill weak/sick chickens in the coup and eat them. Chickens are incredibly based and do everything for the survival and betterment of the flock.

>>19641030
Nothing messed up about ensuring the next generation maintains an understanding of and connection with where their food comes from. It's also a great way to introduce kids to life and death in a controlled way.

>>19641047
Chickens aren't pets they're food-producing animals. OP did his daughter a great service by teaching her both about where her food comes from and the circle of life. You live a sanitized bitchmade life

>>19641045
>>19641056
>/pol/niggers get triggered over an animal being killed for consumption

I bet retards like you two make fun of vegans and post carnivore memes

>>19640598
Veganism is purely a product of disillusioned Westfags who are completely detached from where food comes from, and nearly detached from reality itself. It's an ideology that couldn't have healthily existed even 200 years ago.

My African friend does it better.

>>19641047
>he thinks chickens are pets
lmao, you've never been around a farm have you? Chickens are not pets or companion animals.

>>19641077
>Veganism is purely a product of disillusioned Westfags
t. is unfailiar with the eastern country of India. It's not just cows they don't eat. 10% of the country is vegan.

>>19641074
>>19641173
Wrong again, brownfaces. I currently have 45 birds. 17 chickens, 23 quail, and 5 ducks.

>>19641070
british cows didnt mind this kind of shit either

>>19641360
I have a pet rooster as well. He only has one eye and I call him one eyed willy. He lost it fighting another rooster. He is the oldest chicken on my farm.

It is the most natural and trad, why so many angry people in this thread?

>>19641392
/ck/ are all fags

>>19641360
Yeah, sure buddy. You have 45 birds and get triggered as fuck over slaughtering a chicken for food. Get outta here with those vile lies.

>>19641392
Who could have guessed most of the trad types are just LARPers?

>>19641429
larping is traditional, with a rich and varied history

>>19635520
>makes wife pluck
Fucking based, I hated plucking feathers that shit sucks

>>19641179
Indians eat a lot of dairy. They never were vegans.
They even worship cows as a leftover of the pastoral lifestyle.

Veganism is strictly a western mindvirus.

>>19641975
there's such thing as vegan hindus, I know one, is a tradition for some of them

>>19641984
Show me one.
A real one, not of those white women high on weed doing Yoga poses.

>>19641427
I don't kill my birds.

>>19641391
Yea I only have 4 of my birds caged and it's that guy and wis 3 wives. He just wants to kill everyone. Have to keep the poor guy locked up but he's got space.
His offspring were born huge. Can't wait to see how big they get

>>19642272
Do you eat bird?

>>19642272
>owns a shitbull
Bro, how are you going to talk shit about brown people when you live like that?

>>19642272
>I don't kill my birds.
Do you seriously just keep them around when their egg production drops off? Butcher them and make some stock, coq au vin, or any other low and slow recipe that uses stewing hens.

>>19637596
sometimes its surprising to me how retarded people build and do things

>>19642373
>not leaving old chickens alive so stray flying eagles or snakes can get a meal

>>19634884
one of my friends is like this. he actually told me he liked how there was a disconnection between the package of meat he bought without a thought off the grocery shelf and the animal it used to be

>>19640716
saying it's brutal does not mean I was
>shaken at the sight of blood
I've seen far worse.

>>19641975
>Veganism is strictly a western mindvirus.
You're dumb. Veganism existed thousands of years ago with Buddhist monks. They're the ones who first started making mock meats out of wheat gluten.

>>19638963
Immediately what I thought kek

I got an extra rooster I plan on butchering in the fall. Never killed an animal before so I'm sure I'll throw up. That wont stop me from raising meat birds next year and eating farm fresh chicken

>>19643155
He's just admitting to what millions of people think subconsciously, good for him for realizing that

Good thread you're so cool OP.

>>19635617
>do they give out b&s for posting slaughter like this
You're on the MOST RACIST board on 4chan.
We've had threads about people overseas using slaves to run their farm.
Lol.

>>19635615
>>19635621
>>19640716
>>19643362
>>19641070
>>19641030
>omg nooooo don't kill a chicken!!!
>chicken is pet!!!
"Also let me get the caesar salad with GRILLED CHICKEN!!! Thanks!"
you faggots are casual merchants of death
everyone who eats animals should have to kill to learn that KILLING makes your food.

>>19635649
>>19638766
>>19637884
>>19637839
>>19636610
>>19636182
>>19635669
>>19635664
>ommgggg did you just KILL a chicken!!!!?!?!?!
>also I just got 3lbs of chicken from WHOLE FOODS!!!!
faggots

>>19643879
>the MOST RACIST board on 4chan
>literally get banned for racial slurs including the N word

>>19643886
Bans have never changed a single person's mind in history
The internet has been a failed experiment, considering it is run by whites and everyone else is just a fucking user.
Anyway go look in the archive. Janny get mad at all the fun we have.

>>19636340
he IS the chicken holder

>>19642681
That's what old pomeranians are for

Thread just shows how pathetic white people have gotten. Dying race cause of faggot males lmao

>>19636489
>tlanepa

It is a perennial herbaceous plant with heart-shaped velvety leaves. The leaves can reach up to 30 centimeters (12 in) or more in size. The complex flavor is not so easily described; it has been compared to eucalyptus,[6][7] licorice,[2][8] sassafras,[3][9] anise,[4][10] nutmeg,[4] mint,[11][12] tarragon,[6] and black pepper.[4] The flavor is stronger in the young stems and veins.

>>19644590
Rude.

>>19636599
Q'ack

>>19634898
That's a cat, we don't eat cats.

>>19644620
well i guess we had our time

>>19641063
You can make them out of a lot of things, you could use a god damn foot sandal if done right.

>>19643366
Veganism =/= vegetarianism. Nobody ITT seems to be able to understand that.

>>19643885
There are ways of dispatching a chicken that don't involve going full Grugmode.

>>19645906
How are any of those methods more humane? It's not like getting the head quickly ripped off is particularly painful.

>>19646045
>How are any of those methods more humane? It's not like getting the head quickly ripped off is particularly painful.
It's best to just jump up and down on a chicken until it dies. As a bonus, you will also have tenderized the meat.

>>19641391
I had one like this, but then one day his eye had grown back.

>>19646431
wtf this can happen? he could see out of it?

>>19646551
It only kinda looks like it has grown back probably.

entertaining thread OP i've lea

>>19643889
>>19643879
>You're on the MOST RACIST board on 4chan.
/ck/ is literally r*ddit-lite along with /a/

>>19636539
>get a F
>dad kills you, then your mother, then himself

>>19643882
yeah killing animals makes food. humans evolved eating animal protein, it's the way of the world. animal lives are less valuable than human lives. also if you think animals aren't killed in huge numbers and massively displaced by plant agriculture, you're retarded

>>19636497
Kek
Based anon

>>19645906
shut up queer

>>19635520
Holy. Everybody in this forum is a r€ddit soiboy that the only guy that actually kills his food and doesn't seethe and moan bc the chicken was bought at walshart instead of target is a mexican which is probably obese. What a world

>>19648112
I cannot argue with a man that eats their own doodoofeces.
I kneel.

>>19648176
I posted my bloody kill cone in this thread. Don't lump me in the with the soys.

40 hour sous vide and 3 hour smoked rooster that I slaughtered. Had it over the weekend. It was incredibly good.

>>19648207
>tfw no rooster to slaughter
Goddamn city won't let me have a rooster in my backyard. I can only have chickens.

>>19638766
>using a knive
your 4000$ over 1 gorillion times folded weeaboo knife ain't shit against superior guns for animal slaughter.

>>19648273
>against superior guns for animal slaughter.
That was clearly a shot with an arrow and it was terrible shot placement.

>>19648278
>t. filthy turk

>>19648278
they came a long way but, yes, it was a gun indeed. now cry me a river about it

>>19648273
jesus fucking christ focusing on the head was pretty intense.

>>19642272
Because the dog does it for you?

>>19642272

That Shitbull might though anon.

>>19648617
How is complaining that guy being a shitty shot turkish? You want to hit the heart and lungs.

>>19648864
It might settle for a chicken, but what it really wants to eat is a toddler

>>19635564
Damn those are some good fatty looking livers

>>19649010
Isn't the ideal method of killing a bird that is intended for consumption removing the head quick and cleanly? As demonstrated in this thread. As demonstrated by OP and other anons in ITT.
Why the fuck would you pierce the flesh with bullet/arrow and make a potential mess of an area that is prized for its meat?
OP didn't stab his bird in the heart with a knife, who the fuck would do that?

>>19649033
There's a difference between cutting a head off when you're slaughtering an animal and trying to shoot off a head when you're bowhunting. The heart and lungs are a much bigger area than the head so there's lower chance of an error when aiming there. Your goal is supposed to be to bag the bird, not pull off trick shots.

(this does not apply when turkey hunting with a shotgun where you actually do want to aim at the head and neck)

>>19649113
>ruining the heart meat
shamefur dispray

>>19649010
how is it not?

>>19649113
>let me tell you what to do and what you absolutly can't do when you go out hunting
Eat a bag of dicks hippie. You want assraping regulations ? Good, move to germany

>>19644620
Couldn't be me
T. Slav
I remember when I helped butcher and process a pig into sausage when I was five years old. The pig guts stank like nothing else in my life, however the sausage was excellent

>>19649598
t. never been hunting

Julienne picky eaters. Dredge and deep fry picky eaters in panko breadcrumbs. Sautée picky eaters with mushroom and onions. Flambé picky eaters with brandy. Pickled pick eaters. Emulsify picky eaters with herbs and oil. Blanch picky eaters. Make consommé from the bones of picky eaters and veal stock. Marinate picky eaters in garlic. Make a salad of thinly slicked picky eaters and cold vermicelli noodles. Grind and stuff picky eaters into sausages. Make a pâté with picky eater livers and cognac. Vacuum seal picky eaters with butter and rosemary and cook in a sous vide at 129°F for 3.5 hours. Poach picky eaters. Boil picky eaters with aromatics. Tenderize picky eaters. Roughly chop picky eaters with a cleaver. Braise picky eaters with an apple cider. Wrap picky eaters in duxelles and puff pastry and roast. Blend picky eaters into a cream sauce.

I thank g*d everyday for blessing me and giving me the power to become a vegan. Threads like these remind me it was in fact a very wise decision. Shame on you op for such an utter and pathetic display of barbarity for such a majestic creature. Maybe someday you will understand the folly of your ways and become one with the earth once again.

>>19649726
carry on brother. vegans rule. watching meat cucks having to eat lab grown meet is awesome.

>>19649726
that's it, you've sinned too much, get in the Vegan Cone

>>19649740
Raise a chicken or cow, give it the best life possible withput any stress and all the food, safety, and room to roam it could ever imagine. Rather than let it get old and die by a predator ripping it's limbs off while it's still living I quickly and humanely kill them and use their meats to sustain myself. I see nothing wrong with my behavior.

>>19636599
i hope you realize this means w-AFLAC!

Is this the chicken head-yanker thread?

>>19648273
Why doesn't the other one react? Is it retarded?

>>19649844
The two on the left are fake turkeys designed to lure the turkeys. You can see a female turkey running away along the trail after the shot

>>19636596
fucking lost

>>19640716
>hey op do you find this upsetting at all?
>>yt people have lost all connection to reality they shake at the sight of blood and animal slaughter
only one losing their grip on reality is you home slice, learn to read

>>19649781
Thankfully your sick lifestyle won’t be allowed for much longer thanks to the brilliant minds at the WEF and brave, pioneering warriors like Greta. The world will be a much better place when meat eaters aren’t allowed to exert their primal rage over animals which are far more evolved and intelligent than their sadistic selves. What a glorious time that shall be to witness.

>>19650612
Only read one sentence and stopped. Let me give you a little advice, youngling.

You're trying waaaaaayyyy too hard.

A weak, pathetic, stupid, and beginner(big fat baby) troll does not recognize subtlety is the best sort of bait.

2/10. Come back after observing real trolls and master baiters. A couple years and I think(hope) you'll be ready.

>>19635592
>chickens
>pets
They are food, retard.

Someone post the webm of a dude on a boat grabbing a bird straight out of the air and whipping its head off.

>>19643366
Not that anon but I have to clarify that not all buddhist monks are vegetarian and I would know because I legitimately used to be one for a few years. Mahayana buddhists are strict vegetarians where as Therevadan buddhists are not.

In a nutshell it's like for the Therevadan "I'll eat meat if you offer it to me but don't go out the back and kill the animal just for my sake. If vegetables are the only thing available then i'm not going to complain. There is no need to take a life just to feed me for this moment." For the Mahayana it's a bit more on the ethics of compassion and respect for the animal and life "This ox plowed your fields and carried many things for you and after all that you repay it by taking its life and consuming its flesh."

Neither schools of thought are wrong about it but a core concept of Buddhism is that there can be a middle path. You can still eat meat and be respectful of an animal's life it gives up for you. It is basically akin like how in many other cultures they didn't waste any part of the animal from blood to bones. They would kill the animal for food but never waste anything that it gave its life up for.

>>19650622
Ironic because a dumb ass like you still felt compelled enough to respond. You are the weakest link, goodbye :(

>>19651270

based thread
vegan and moralcucks will die first when shit hits the fan

>>19652469
what a faggoty .gif

>>19651270
thank you for sharing this, anon
would love to hear the tale of your monkhood and how you ended up as a 4chan poster

>>19634846
i tried to kill a chicken one time so i twisted its neck but it didn't die and it got away from me and it's head was dangling all fucked up and i had to chase it around to finish the job. the neck straight up 360 without them dying apparently you're supposed to grab it by the neck and swing it around a few times lol shit was traumatic

>>19650622
Would you for a million dollars?

>>19642272
you're a nigger

I vaguely remember a tv series like this thread where they took a bunch of assorted vegans and young people to farm or abattoir

>>19648273
>bow and arrow to kill turkey when 22lr exists
>lure to kill a turkey when they roost in the same spots
jesus christ how horrifying, if only more people were in scouts.

>>19652999
I mean it's not really a big deal, like everyone in the old country does it as a right of passage thing though you sort of have to go through it multiple times at different points in your life like as a child, adolescent and early 20's at least. Some stay on longer or even permanently but most go back to "civilian life" if you will. Even the women do it but technically they're not monks but nuns, still fully commit and go through the head shaving process though.
>how you ended up as a 4chan poster
lol i've been around the site during the simpler times when it was mostly wacky hijinx and tomfoolery. "Don't forget you're here forever" isn't an understatement.

On a side note I did once help slaughter a duck at a farm and that duck was even KO'd for me with a very powerful stun rod(at least powerful enough to conk out the duck). It was a somewhat uneasy experience considering the only other living animal I had killed to consume it before was fish I caught at sea. I guess I found the experience a little unnerving when it's from a warm animal. Probably a bit hypocritical for me to say this but i'm not sure if I have it in me to ever do it again while at the same time still buying meat from shops and cooking and eating it at home. Still I am however grateful for those who can do this process so others don't have to.

>>19634846
Fucking based OP, this whole thread was a wild ride.

>>19651270
They are both wrong because buddhism is literally the worst religion, it is comparative to an eastern christianity in the sense that it was a religion of meek rising up to replace a religion that barred the underclass from participating, except it doesn't have christianitys saving grace in its work ethic produced by negative psychology. While this may seem counter intuitive what with christianity having a devil and buddhism being about changing your actions to reduce your suffering, christians see evil as internal and to be conquered, the devil doesn't do anything but play tricks and deceive, there is implied responsibility. Buddhists on the other hand see evil as something external to escape, the whole world is evil to the buddhist and their soul is caught in it. They are both shitty religions to placate the masses but christianity has a work ethic from its negative psychology, buddhism just makes ascetics, which is ironic.

>>19649844
Anon...

>>19654300
lmao

>>19654300
>religion of meek rising up to replace a religion that barred the underclass from participating
Siddartha was literally a prince dude who grew up in luxury. Nothing meek about that. Also back then prior in the region most religion was mostly ancestor worship, shamanism and hinduism. I don't know where you got the idea that the underclass were prohibited from participating, it would have literally been impossible to stop.
>except it doesn't have Christianities saving grace in its work ethic produced by negative psychology.
Lmao what? Christianity demands you give up a portion of your earnings every week to the Papal clergy. Buddhism has the most strictest of ethical rules for its monks and abbots where you are literally forbidden from physically touching money or using any donated money received for any other purpose. If you donate money to a Buddhist monastery and specify that the money is to be used for repairs to the monastery then that money can ONLY be used for repairs and upkeep. The monks would rather starve than violate your trust. You want to lecture me one more time about negative psychology between the two here again? In fact if you encounter a Buddhist monk in public asking for money for their monastery or trying to sell you something in return to raise funds that is an imposter and you should expose their charade.
>While this may seem counter intuitive what with Christianity having a devil and Buddhism being about changing your actions to reduce your suffering, Christians see evil as internal and to be conquered, the devil doesn't do anything but play tricks and deceive, there is implied responsibility.
I don't know where you got the idea that devil(s) don't exist in Buddhism because they certainly do in the form of Rakshasa's. While originally a Hindu concept, lot of aspects of Hinduism did shape various aspects of Buddhism at the time. There is also the existence of Mara who opposed Gautama(Siddartha) and tried to trick and kill him.

>>19635592
>Own 3 chickens
>They stop laying eggs
>Have little-to-no emotional attachment to said chickens
>Still spending at least $15 per month (could easily be more depending on how OP cares for them)
Saving a lot more than $8.99 each by eating them

>>19654300
>Buddhists on the other hand see evil as something external to escape, the whole world is evil to the buddhist and their soul is caught in it.
No? Where do you get the understanding that Buddhists think the world is evil? Like who's teaching you this stuff? The world isn't evil but it's full of suffering and i don't think that can really be disputed but it's also full of amazing things. One aspect of Buddhism's view of the world is that constant desire and wanting is something that you can never absolutely satiate and it will consume you physically, mentally or spiritually. To give a simple modern example think of how peoples desires get exploited in gacha video games for limited time offers or events and to participate in those events you have devote your time and/or money to acquire these things because of the element of FOMO. If you constantly chase these sort of things it takes a toll on you but to those who don't they would simply live better lives not partaking in it. Another simple example is how we use cars in our everyday lives to get to work, then we spend time at work to get money and then at the end of the week we buy more fuel to put into our car so we can drive our car back to work. It's all a cycle and it's almost impossible to break for anyone. I somehow think you may be mixing up multiple different Buddhist schools of thought and tradition and interpreting it into the other schools and traditions which is where your scattered line of thinking and interpretations are coming from, like your perception of Buddhism seems to be coming from parts of Tibetan Buddhism which to give an alternate Christian example would be like me interpreting Church of England or Roman Catholicism doctrine and scripture into Eastern Orthodox tradition and talking about it as such.

>>19654300
>They are both shitty religions to placate the masses but Christianity has a work ethic from its negative psychology, buddhism just makes ascetics, which is ironic.
Religion in both Christianity and Buddhism have been used for both good and ill and I won't deny that but I don't understand where you think Buddhism lacks in work ethic or ethics in general. The five precepts are like literally the first basic things you learn about Buddhism so it's entirely baffling to me where you are coming from.

It's true that asceticism is a tenet of Buddhism and Buddhist monks but i'll iterate here to focus on the word *monks*. Buddhist monks and ordinary Buddhists are not bound by the same standards to follow. My path is not your path even if we are of the same faith, an ordinary Buddhist can be a rich millionaire but a Buddhist monk cannot. The reason why Buddhism makes ascetics is in the paradoxical phrase "The man(person) who wants nothing, is a man who has everything" If you truly absolutely desire nothing then you will indeed be truly at peace. Think of say a modern example with someone who may want to live "off the grid" in the woods on their own piece of land with a small farm truly wanting nothing. That person would have clearly found their path in life and want nothing else.

>"Buddhist" chantards

>>19634911
¿Por que posteas desde Mexico? ¿En que.rancho vives?

>>19654160
see
>>19648700
also i'm sorry that you got molested as a kid. but what do i know, could be you are the molesting scout leader and not the one who got f'd in the a.

>>19634925
Are you an idiot? ¿Por que veniste a 4chan?
>>19635520
You dont nees to sh9w the blood.

>>19635668
OP is a ''poor' mexican citizen. Probably from Veracruz. I am also a mexican citizen.

>>19636439
Maybe you live in a poor Infonavit house in Xalapa (Veracruz)?

>>19654479
Hola

>>19654484
¿Aun sigue lloviendo en Veracruz?

>>19654495
Sorry I only know how to say hello

>>19654499
I see. You are a chicano. Right? Hoowfully you are not thinking that you have experienced real mexican culture (avoiding the corruption and poor public education and so on).

>>19654505
>Chicano
I uhhh guess technically I would be what you call a *Chinos* but i'm not Chinese. I live far far away from Mexico though

>>19654530
Why a chinese citizen tries to speak Spanish in an English cooking board?

>>19654569
lol i'm not in China. I'm half asian and half mexican. Father is asian, mother is Mexican.

>>19654596
>Chinese
>Mexican
Bet you just look extra Mexican

>>19654633
Hahaha somewhat, i'm thankful I get treated well by both sides of my family.

>>19653091

>>19654637
Well they better. I'd hate to think they brought a Chinxican into this world just to be mean to him

>>19654398
Just free range them, feed them scraps, and the occasional flock maintainer style feed. They are a joy to watch run around and do little dinosaur shit. Oh, and don't be a poor stupid mexiturd and have a bunch of children. Life isn't that expensive

>>19634896
Wtf is this grate randomly on dirt

>>19654641
What the hell is with all the people who are absolutely horrified at the idea of butchering backyard chickens? Chickens aren't companion animals. The ladies who just got into chickens and post on chicken forums aren't this scared of butchering some chickens.

>>19654641
I love taking care of a pet I have 0 interest in, so I can watch them frolic in the field! Oh wait, that’s a waste of time and money.

>>19654483
>>19635592
>just hold on while I kill one of our pets, spend all day cleaning and cooking it, just to save $8.99
>spend all day cleaning and cooking it.
Bitch, please! It takes 90 mins to kill, clean and cook the chicken, and that is counting 60 mins cooking time at the oven.

>>19654375
>Siddartha was literally a prince
false
not going to read the rest

>>19655400
>implying Siddhartha Gautama aka the man who later became the Buddha was not a prince

>>19655340
It tastes waaaaaaay better.

>>19635649
What the fuck you crazy ass nigga USE A KNIFE

>>19655430
He was warrior class and the idea he was a prince comes from the work of fiction written by Herman Hesse

>>19655442
It sure does.

>>19654639
Post urself. You are not ugly, right?

>>19654641
This nigga eatin old chicken

>>19655801
Old chickens are great if you cook them right. Low and slow is the key.

>>19655577
No, not ugly.
I really don't have any pics of myself. I've got this meme, though.

>>19654375
You are religious so my points were lost on you. Pagan religions were nobler, literally in the sense that they were a nobles religion, the lower classes were never outright barred from religion but at one point in time religion really was not for them. Evolutions like buddhism and christianity changed that, made religion for the poor. You can debate all you like about who made religion for the poor and for what reason and who really profits from it but regardless of all that they are in fact poor people religions that came and replaced rich people religions.

As for negative psychology I mean specifically towards the idea of evil. The christian is told that they are evil, the buddhist is told that the world around him is evil. The goal of buddhism, and this is the goal for everyone not just the monks not sure why anyone is saying otherwise, is to escape the cycle of rebirth or die trying so you stay high up on the samsara cycle. This world is literally evil to buddhism.

Meeting some young buddhist monks was actually one of my chiefest disillusionments with buddhism since you bring it up, I was on a bus in kuala lumpur and some very young monks probably teens and early 20s were interested in showing me this watch they had. Just a regular watch with leather straps and I think brass not even gold, but to them it was precious and they fought over who got to hold it. It was really immature and awkward and it made me think about what this shit does to kids. Turns out its a common enough case, buddhist monks all come from buddhist orphans, and so now it makes you think about who is running the show for buddhism, just grown up versions of these weird deprived kids I met on a bus.

>>19654415
You will get more out of schopenhauer than buddhism if pessimism is your thing

>>19654435
I don't give a fuck about what each religion has done, actually I think blaming any religion for any violence at all is stupid.
>middle path
Yeah this sucks, I am so glad they got keanu reeves to play the buddha to accurately portray how retarded he must have been. How does a middle path help anything, what does that mean that we should always compromise? Something even less meaningful, like everything in moderation? I don't want a middle path, I want a third alternative. This is why I have come to hate buddhism so much, it is literally the perfect religion if you consider religions to be a meaningless exercise of placating the fear of death, an exercise once owned by the rich now directed to the poor. It is literally the worst religion.

>>19655837
>You are religious so my points were lost on you. Pagan religions were nobler, literally in the sense that they were a nobles religion, the lower classes were never outright barred from religion but at one point in time religion really was not for them. Evolutions like buddhism and christianity changed that, made religion for the poor. You can debate all you like about who made religion for the poor and for what reason and who really profits from it but regardless of all that they are in fact poor people religions that came and replaced rich people religions.
I'm religious but i'm also rather secular in certain aspects of it. I don't know where you got the idea that Buddhism was "made for the poor" it was simply a way of learning and understanding. There was no "design" about it or anything.
>As for negative psychology I mean specifically towards the idea of evil. The christian is told that they are evil, the buddhist is told that the world around him is evil.
Again, the world is not evil in Buddhism and I don't know where you keep getting that information from. The basic tenet is that life begets suffering because that's kind of what happens but there is also joy in life and the world but in the end whether you intend to or not will suffer somewhere. There's nothing inherently "evil" about this fact.
>The goal of buddhism, and this is the goal for everyone not just the monks not sure why anyone is saying otherwise, is to escape the cycle of rebirth or die trying so you stay high up on the samsara cycle. This world is literally evil to buddhism.
Lol actually no it's not, the standards and goals for a Buddhist monk and a Buddhist layperson is NOT the same. They are on different paths and have different expected standards.

>>19655837
>>Meeting some young buddhist monks was actually one of my chiefest disillusionments with buddhism since you bring it up, I was on a bus in kuala lumpur and some very young monks probably teens and early 20s were interested in showing me this watch they had. Just a regular watch with leather straps and I think brass not even gold, but to them it was precious and they fought over who got to hold it. It was really immature and awkward and it made me think about what this shit does to kids. Turns out its a common enough case, buddhist monks all come from buddhist orphans, and so now it makes you think about who is running the show for buddhism, just grown up versions of these weird deprived kids I met on a bus.
>Kuala Lumpur
Now I get where your weird view is coming from. You've encountered Mahayana buddhists and are esotericly applying your singular encounter across the entire blanket of Buddhism thinking you've understood it. Also that sort of behaviour is common among very young monks because well, they're young and they are going to think and act a certain way. Do you also blame the wind for not allowing you to the fly like a bird? Yes there's a lot of orphans who get taken in to monasteries but that's not limited to Buddhism as I am pretty sure Catholicism has adopted orphans who became priests too. Buddhism and its views in Malaysia, Japan, Tibet, India, China, Thailand are ALL different and not entirely the same and that's something you need to understand you're somehow blanket applying a very narrow and inaccurate understanding across the entire spectrum.

>>19655841
>I don't give a fuck about what each religion has done, actually I think blaming any religion for any violence at all is stupid.
If you didn't give a fuck what each religion has done, then why bring up comparisons in the first place?
>Yeah this sucks, I am so glad they got keanu reeves to play the buddha to accurately portray how retarded he must have been. How does a middle path help anything, what does that mean that we should always compromise?
You're misunderstanding the concept of the middle path, it's really not that difficult and much easier than you think. An example is that you shouldn't live a life of extravagance and indulgence but at the same time don't live a harsh spartan life lacking in basic joys is an example. Or in a more /ck/ related example, don't be a fat cunt and eat everything but don't anorexically starve yourself to a stick either.

Honestly your views are like if I encountered Roman Catholic priests and then went to some Eastern Orthodox priests and complained about what you experienced and then formulated a misunderstood opinion about Orthodox Christians based on Roman Catholics and then stubbornly held to my beliefs despite what the Orthodox Christians were saying and disregarded them.

Look at deez niggas out here writing essays and shiet on a Japanese cartoon chat. Y’all need to take it easy and just enjoy some of dat good ol chikkin, nawsayin dawg?

>>19655466
>He was warrior class and the idea he was a prince comes from the work of fiction written by Herman Hesse
>Siddartha aka Gautama Buddha was born to royal parents...
>royal parents
>not a prince
Do you know what titles children of royal parents generally inherit? Prince and Princess.

>>19654505
>Hoowfully you are not thinking that you have experienced real mexican culture (avoiding the corruption and poor public education and so on).
lol spics spicing who is the more authentic spic.

>>19655837
>>19655841
>>19657758
>>19657775
>>19657800
Nice novel, fucking queer

>>19634846
The fuck you eating your naked necks for.

>>19635627
absolutely based music taste, anon

wire and polvo are awesome

>>19636599
cute chicken

>>19637074
you should delete this before you realize what you posted

>>19642304
he lives out in the woods he needs a dog like that out there

>>19658328
lmao, nice catch

>>19658336
Get a gun if you want to take out a bear.

>>19658328
>>19658395
What'd he post? I'm a shitty internet detective

>>19658617
Bears won't come around if they smell dogs which is good because its illegal to shoot a bear just because its on your property

>>19637074
I got a buddy who works at halal meat shop who does the same shit. It's kinda funny to open his snaps and randomly see a skinned sheeps head

>>19658718
My uncle has a cabin and a dog and he's had bears come nearby a few times.

>>19658782
it helps but its not 100%

>>19636581
>>19636599
Raised some wood ducks over the summer as a little family pet project for fun sorta thing so now these pics just make me a tad sad. As well as thinking that we should have kept females so we could have had duck eggs.