/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19634838
(You) will shit your pants

>>19634838
>cold cans touching hot food

>>19634838
huge blood sugar spike, and you'd be full for the day

Calories: ~1810-2020
Total Carbohydrates: ~247-273g
Sugars: ~125-130g
Total Fat: ~76-83g
Sodium: ~2285-3500mg

feel sick

>>19634851
>you'd be full for the day
>only 2000 kcal
Europoor hands typed this

>>19634851
Think it's probably closer to 3.5k calories.
700+ for each of those burgers.
400-600kcal for each set of fries
2 cokes 280kcal

>>19634838
>soda wedged in the fries

>>19634838
You probably get full

>>19634838
who doesn't love piss warm cola?

>>19634838
u will be happy from the tasty food u just ate :)

>>19634862
>only 2000 kcal
500lb hands typed this post

>>19634865
Depends on how deep the tray is, I can't measure the amount of fries from that picture

You grow another penis

>>19634912
yes, happy.

>>19634838
you gain 15,000 xp points.

>>19634935
>i've never seen a can of coke before and can't be sure that burgers are round
It's a quarter sheet tray, dum dum.

how bad are chips and crackers? say i eat a whole box every night? what is the bad part? all the oil it is fried in? the salt?

>>19634987
>every night?
This is the bad part

>>19634851
>1810-2020 calories
you’re retarded at estimating calories, one of those burgers alone is 800-1000 calories, the double patties being 1000+

>>19634838
it would be extremely painful

>>19635017
25MILLION

>>19634987
2/3+ of your daily calories and a massive amount of salt.
Chips/crackers are some of the worst foods to eat that aren't literal poison.
Might be ok if you are underweight and have a hard time eating.

For junk food I would go for ice cream/sorbet or jerky if you wanted something salty.
Still junk food but not even half as bad as chips/crackers.

>>19634838
That is not enough coke for that food.

>>19634851
>Calories: ~1810-2020
More like the 3 burgers alone are 3000 calories.

>>19635045
i cook most all the rest of my food and spend a lot of time in the sun... and i only really eat a whole box like every other day or less.

i would like to think i dont go overboard with the salt

>>19634851
>~1810-2020kcal
That's conservative, even.
I'd say those three burgers are 1500kcal alone.

>>19634838
Automatic 30-day visa extension for the US.

>>19635124

>>19634851
>confidently incorrect
>cat poster
typical.

>>19634838
i've eaten roughly that much for dinner after fasting all day. it's pretty fun

>>19635210
yeah, but you're also morbidly obsese

>>19634851
>carefully place big numbers on beginning and end of post
very transparent anon
just say too much salt cause you clearly pulled all those numbers out of your ass

>>19634838
I'm amerimutt and I can't imagine eating a 1/3 of that and skipping the soda altogether. One burger and maybe half the curly fries and I'm good for the day.

>>19634845
its warm coke.

>>19634838
You will become an honorary American

take out one of those burgers for some chicken tendies! also soda is disgusting. also i cook everything i eat anyway

>>19634838
Add a bowl of salad and a bowl of fruits

>>19634851
>full for the day
Not with my lightning-fast metabolism. I just know I'd make a mess on the loo
>>19635017
You're a big guy

That’s a fairly small amount of food for the average person I’d say

>>19634865
One of the coke has 0 calories, I agree with the rest

>>19634838
i will not eat the bugs

>>19634838
what kind a dumb fuck nestles cold drinks in with hot food?

>>19634845
It's disgusting how many countries serve soda at room temp.

>>19634838
liquid shit

>>19634851
Agree with the others, definitely more thank 2000 calories

>>19635103
Every other day is way too frequently if your goal is to be healthy. Either find some healthier snacks or eat in moderation.

>>19634838
“Cooking with Jack” magically appears and strangles you into unconsciousness before clubbing you to death with his gimp hand