/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh and please DO post the all same webms as all the previous threads, that is my favorite part

>first post is some faggot seething instead of contributing

>>19631203
>Dirty poverty ridden shithole country
>Cuts the crusts off of the bread

>>19631168
>mfw some jeet is shitting on my chicken sandwich

>>19631263

>>19631264
I'd probably quit if I did that. Especially being fat, I couldn't live with myself.

>>19631269

>>19631264
I wish that webm was of a woman or a nonwhite, then I would have started talking about how retarded he was

>>19631269
And this is him when he had two functioning arms

>>19631279
ayo what's the rush

>>19631282
She has to make 200 pieces of fried chicken afterwards.

>>19631177
mama mia a stopa break a tha pasta eh!!!

>>19631284
>She has to make 200 pieces of fried chicken afterwards
Holy fuck, I had to go back and watch it again to realize it was a woman.

>>19631211
truly, there can be no redemption for shartmericanos

>>19631326
HOLY FUCK BRO xD mind blownn!!!

>>19631168
that is, I think, too much curry

>>19631429
at the start I thought he was plugging something into his belly/dick wtf

>>19631429
is the crab ok?

>>19631248
why don't those street food jeets just buy one of these?

randomly picking a webms from my unorganized phone downloads, hope it's SFW and cooking-related

>>19631177
he's getting some kind of sexual release by doing this, right?

>>19631508
>street food jeets
>buy one of these?
You honestly think a poor fucking street food jeet will have the money to buy a machine like that?

>>19631429

Is he cooking on his bed? Disgusting

>>19631211
>off of
Just off the bread. The of is superfluous.

>>19631665

>>19631429
This makes me irrationally angry.

>>19631177
saved

Take whatever meager pleasure you can in my unappealable three-day ban; I have already won.

>>19631267
>>19631263
I get this must be some shitty reality tv show and thus scripted but why doesn't anyone step in? Are they hoping for an injury?

>>19631745
The heat of the frank cooks the roast beef

>>19631769
>why doesn't anyone step in?
First, it was a competition, so they cannot receive help.

Second, it would be mysoginistic to manexplain to them what they are doing is wrong, as if they did not know what they were doing.

>>19631745
Would

>>19631269
>No, Jack! Don't do it!
What an animal.

>>19631665
No it isn't, because without the "of" it's like you're cutting crust that's already off the bread - as in "an island off the coast of Florida"

But perhaps a better proposition would be "from"

>>19631483
No, for this kill the crab

>>19631745
They usually charge extra for this

>>19631269
What an asshole. Please post more jack, I'm just learning about him and fascinated

>>19631274

>>19631203
Vegetarians are so pathetic sometimes

>>19631177
Ive seen this webm so many times and i still dont understand why it exists

>>19631901
It's because some people are offended at the breaking of pasta

>>19631203
Did the brits take every single utensil in the country with them when they left or something? Why can't they figure out using a knife doesn't waste a shitload of food every time they smear their shit ridden goo all over whatever they've got?

>>19631872

>>19631915
>Did the brits take every single utensil in the country with them when they left or something? Why can't they figure out using a knife doesn't waste a shitload of food every time they smear their shit ridden goo all over whatever they've got?
They use their hands for flavoring, it just will not taste authentic if it was not made with the same hands they use to wipe their assholes with when shitting on the streets. Do notice they wipe their asses WITH THEIR HANDS, NOT WITH TOLIET PAPER, mind you.

>>19631901
some people get off to weird shit

>>19631931
>This is why I said let me be grill master

>>19631737
to be angry at this is totally normal and healthy. :)

>>19631968
is the Asian kid even downsy or is he just asian?

>>19631429
The pan is interesting

>>19631968
Better than Gordon Ramsay

>>19631968
even they know to not use a metal spoon in a non stick pan

>>19632007
downies have pretty low IQ's but Sean is especially dumb. If I was to guess, about the mental acuity of a 6 years old child.

>>19631931

>>19631203
>>19631248
They still put more ingredients on the bread than those fake sandwiches in China.

>>19632070
>fake sandwiches in China.
Is that like those fake eggs, fake lettuce and fake rice?

>>19631274
The way he shrugs his hand at it as if the thing not being level is the mat's fault.

>>19631429
do you need that much butter?

>>19631931
>>19632042
lol didn't he get a cease & desist from the maker of that gadget?

>>19631203
The fly is on the house.

>>19631872
Is that a j***?

>>19631579
They could collectively buy it by pooling their cash together

>>19631915
They know how to use a knife for trimming the crust but not for spreading the mix.

>>19631254
That flour container has never beam cleamed

>>19632031
Nono, only retards are acared of the fearmongering.

>>19631159
Look at those rosy cheeks and the sheen on that swine. weee doggie.

>>19631500
this man is tempting the wrath of the crab gods. he is in danger of getting a serious snibbing

>>19631968
At the end it looked like one of them was gonna say "what are you retarded??"

>>19632860
They can't collectively pool their brains together to become one white engineer, though

>>19631263
>>19631267
What show is this from?

some like it juicy but some really like it juicy

>>19631177
strange fetish

>>19631254
where is the mango and mussels and mushrooms

>>19633317
what does the water do?

>>19633362
I think it's as simple as trying to make it juicier by just adding water, but it has been a couple years since I saw it. It could also be to slow the cooking so the middle isn't done as much, but that seems like just cooking it less would make more sense were that the intent.

>>19631968
/ck/ meet up

>>19632624
I hope so.

>>19631429
>letting the juices spill on the bed
absolutely disgusting

>>19631968
>the third guy being fully aware of his condition is trapped in this existence while the other two tards will never realise it and live happily for the rest of their lives

>>19631159
someone get that guy a bib

>>19631166
you could accomplish the same result with the popcorn maker off to the side. you could even rotate the pizza while you do it and the cord won't get in the way

>>19633580
I would hurt this man

>>19633362
Faster

>>19631263
>>19631267
I hate women so goddamn much

>>19633580
too far anon, too far

>>19631264
Actual amazing comedic timing

>>19631968
Fuck it man, they work the line better than some of the retards I've dealt with.

>>19633655
He doesn’t even like it. He’s eating it just for the lawls

>>19633816
>Use two sticks to flip? No, flip the entire grate without an oven mitt

>>19633317
What is this absolute idiot even doing?
That will just spray the meat apart as soon as it hits a hot pan.

>>19631177
If this is art you can fucking keep it.

>>19633317
Ok

>>19631968
Every functional downy I've met has been a bro. Out of all the disabilities, downs is the best

>>19631258
Needs more sauce

>>19631166
The Brazilians need to be stopped.

>>19633580
THIS PIGGA EATING BEANS

>>19634308
>The Brazilians need to be stopped.
Not even stray bullets or water contaminated by superbacteria could stop us, what hope do YOU have?
Just you wait, we will get a tiktok trend going for people to eat hue style sushi pizza, then you will know what TRUE SUFFERING IS!

>>19631769
>why doesn't anyone step in?
In the full video Raymond Blanc eventually stops them and throws them out of the kitchen.

>>19631277

>>19631279
Good to see a mesh glove being used.

>>19631279
lawd

>>19634484
you just know in his head he thinks he is cool as fuck lmao
why is he doing so much?

>>19634484
Would be impressive if he wasnt spilling it all over the floor

>>19634484
he really stepped up his game since this one:
>>19631264

>>19634489
Tips.

>>19632136
not him but he might be talking about those sandwiches that they just put a bit of egg or whatever around the sides so it looks like a normal sandwich but when you lift the bread the middle is empty

>>19634300
truly they are god's chosen

>>19634488
These nigger really need to learn how to eat like normal human being

>>19631177
aw man some of that's gotta hurt especially the ones hitting the face

>>19634508
do americans really tip the guy putting popcorn in a box?

>>19634307
putting the butt in chip butty

>>19634549
>i'm being healthy bro!

>>19634477
Department manager definitely added a extra zero to every order and for sure was demoted and written up if not fired for this big of a fuckup.

>>19634557
my nigga you can SEE the advertisement stickers for the pizzas on the freezer doors. that's not a fuckup. that's the frozen pizza aisle at Woodman's
https://twitter.com/MikeBradleyMKE/status/1580381366314598401
https://twitter.com/armaghetto/status/1580408761528655872

>>19631164
lol fucking seethe autist

>>19631164
ok

>>19634549
>keto
>salsa

>>19634567
is this a joke, why not just use a microwave

>>19634558
>2 ingredients
>uses 3 (the herbs)

>>19634549
thats halfass as fuck
tortilla chips aren't keto so it should be refried beans, cream cheese,cheddar cheese, salsa, pepper jack and topped with 7 dollops of sour cream in a star pattern, green onions and diced pickled jalapenos

>>19634574
salsa is pretty low in carbs(1g carb per tbsp)
extreme ketofags still eat like 50g of carbs a day

>>19634602
Sure and that's about 50tsp of salsa so there's the entirety of your carbs for the day already.

>>19634580
ketotards can only count carbs

>>19634539
If you are not poor, yea.

>>19634605
>assuming that's all going to be eaten by one person

hamplanet detected

>>19634634
Oh yeah sure like a keto fag has any friends.

>>19631279
>taps knife

>>19634605
1 cup = 16 grams of crabs which is relatively low

>>19634558
imagine the smell

>>19634507
that looks delicious, no really believe me and I'm sure it's crafted with the upmost care in some very sanitary facilities :)

>>19634610

>>19631164
fpbp

>>19634477
mamma mia thatsa lotta pizza!

>>19634781
I know women can't help but put their faces in pics, she really should've rethought that there

>>19634300
CHA 16
INT -2

>>19634579
Ummm... :/

>>19634812
Why? Did she make you jizz in your own mouth? I find her very attractive

>>19634567
>>19634959
kill yourselves

>>19633639
kill yourself faggot, I can open cans with any knife or opener as I've been doing my whole life, why being so hateful? you'll never be loved

>>19635028
?

>>19634477
American laziness in one webm

>>19634567
>>19634610
>>19635108
tranny faggots need to go through a LOT more suffering regularly.

>>19635040
Buy a can opener, retard.

>>19634610
would titfuck

>>19631166
brazil is peak culinary art.

>>19634315
kek

>>19631968
wholesome and they seem like they're always happy.

>>19633580
This one perfectly sums up the current state of the world.

>>19632844
KEK

>>19633655
those aren't fetuses though, those are newborn pups

>>19635004
I can't imagine dating someone who treats you like this

>>19635135
you just hate seeing trans joy. I hope you find salvation in the teachings of Christ, my dark skinned friend

>>19635277
People with downs syndrome live well into their 50s these days

>>19631164
mine too

>>19634480
Why are bongs like this?

>>19634307
I wish I could make a loaf that looks that good. What's the secret, is it gay sex?

>>19634557
>>19634811
>>19635134
My local supermarket has one entire side of an aisle dedicated to frozen pizzas. It's just how the midwest works.

>>19631745
id pay extra for this

>>19634494
Why does this retard have michelin stars again? Did he butter up everyone like he did to that food?

>>19634602
extreme keto would be under 20

>>19635751
*nods in a northern accent*

>>19631745
Checked and reported

>>19635818
Ramsay is British, of course he can't cook any American food. How could he cook when he's never tasted freedom?

What are you gonna do, ban me?
>quote from man banned

>>19635818
Ramsey stopped caring about food the moment he realised American TV makes more money. Before his American debut, we had kino like Boiling Point, Ramseys Kitchen Nightmare (UK), The F Word (UK). After it's just Amerislop TV and stupid Tiktok reactions and shit

>>19634557
are there still supermarkets over there that do manual ordering? its all automatic over here unless you are some small <100k a week small shop

>>19635243
>you like smash burgers?
>here is a smash pizza for you

>>19634484
I mean admittedly he's getting better butter coverage, but does he have to look like such a faggot doing it?

>>19634488
>Mario Burger
>The top bun isn't a mario hat

You had one job

>>19634494
I mean it looks pretty good apart from the cucumber. At least it's not slathered in mac and cheese or has donuts for buns or something

Him using a preformed patty though is lazy as fuck, unless that's the point of the video

>>19635775
>one entire side of an aisle dedicated to frozen pizzas.
yea sure but they aren't stacked in there like that webm

>>19635886
getting under 20g while still hitting your macros for a full grown man is near impossible unless you eat a flat out retarded diet. even cheese and lettuce have carbs

>>19635997
walmart auto orders but department managers can still amend orders because of local events and whatnot

>>19635710
and i hope you find salvation at the end of a rope, kike.

>>19631159
Bump
:)

>>19634494
>that whole tablespoon of grease and butter dripping at the end

>>19635277
ignorance is bliss, who woulda thunk it?

>>19634477
based woodman's

>>19631177
Where can I get this job?

>>19634494
How much debt is this wanker in that he has to make a tiktok

>>19631248
>>19631254
These made me sad. Way to take the soul out of it.

>>19637186
yeah the soul of prepackaged sandwiches you dipshit

>>19631500
god why do they have to pour the unnatural gooey orange cheese sauce shit all over everything in these videos
so fucking vile

>>19634480
big lad luvs his grub simple as

>>19631968
I feel bad for the asian one, he is clearly the less downy

>>19631159
This one always makes me queasy, it's like watching a blob of fat eat a bowl of more fat

>>19631248
End result looks disgusting

>>19631968
Somehow more smiley than the last time I hung out with friends

>>19634308
>>19634409
Brazilians are Cenobites.

>>19633580
If I looked like that I'd probably be at the point where I don't think I could fall any further too

>>19635751
Have you seen their women? I'd be all in on food and being fat too...it's all they have bro.

>>19634481
This is actually a great idea, just poorly executed.

>>19634489
>>19636011
You act like you haven't done cringy ass shit as a young kid for attention.

>>19634513
i thought he had a really sharp toe nail

>>19631159
How does he get out?

>>19637569
he eats through it

>>19634488
Not a child in sight. what a bunch of pathetic, narcissistic man-children.

>>19634567
>>19634610
>can't even make a cooking video without bring up his mental illness
This is why people hate trannies. The perpetual sense of non-existent victimhood and entitlement.
>>19635710
Fuck yourself, cuck. You're not a real Christian, you're one of those protestant fucks you see on tik tok who go to gay church

>>19634532
>>19637588
You outta ease up on the young men of the world, they have it tough enough as it is. Let these fucking brown faggots enjoy their idiotic bullshit.

>>19635108
Why are you on 4chan? Are you also a jew who likes to dress up in nazi uniforms?

>>19633580
Honestly disgusting. He didn't even eat the beans.

>>19635009
>Washing chicken because you're afraid of salmonella
Dumb but I at least understand why you would get there
>Washing chicken because "It used to run in the dirt"
Utterly baffling

>>19634480
Why's he eating fucking leftovers in what is clearly a public cafe

>>19634558
My sphincter clenched when she showed her face

>>19637588
>noo you can't have fun when you are an adult!!!
Shut up faggot

>>19637092
>How much debt is this wanker in that he has to make a tiktok
Cocaine addiction gets pretty expensive.

>>19634507

>>19635243
Why the pizza burning?

>>19631248
This made me realize I never even wondered where the pre-made sandwiches I bought from a store came from or who made them. It's depressing to think about either machines or humans producing it either way

>>19637909
if I told you the lifes of me and my loved ones would be in danger

>>19637597
I might not have always been a woman but I've always been a Catholic. Stay with heavenly peace!

>>19634503
Disgusting goyslop

>>19631159
are they bald as a result of eating like that, or do they eat like that because they're bald?

>>19631166
what do they charge for this?

>>19637986
That's how you eat. There is pasta in there and he obviously was finishing up the tables food (not being wasteful)

Do you think they could serve that cheese and sauce to others? Nope. He obviously was just finishing everything up because if he didn't, all that cheese and sauce would become trash. The restaurant needs to stop bringing out too much food.

>>19638017
This. I hate it when they bring out a huge ass thing of chips at a Mexican restaurant or large rolls of bread at Italian restaurants. They all go into the trash. I've been to Italian restaurants that do this shit. Just keep the cheese grated in a shaker like normal people. As for sauce, just bring out one large bowl with a spoon.

>>19634567
That faggot forgot about the rope and big bottle of suicide pills hes gotta take with that milk.

>>19632070
based knower. fascist China is a hell hole

>>19638137
guaranteed replies/cope from Chinese people

>>19633639
love from kazakhstan

>>19637975
these toadline cats are something else, I tell ya hwat

>>19634488
The food there is so typical for japan, you could eat the same shit from saizeria or even 7/11

>>19631429
>crab juice all over your blankets
dude...

>>19634307
>guys the are borthers
yeah, butt brothers

>>19638087
I'm sorry you harbor such unreasonable hate in your heart. I hope you also find salvation in the teachings of Jesus Christ, my brown friend

>>19638408
YWNBAW, faggots have never been tolerated in any of the abrahamic religions. Neck urself faggot.

>>19638408
Not him, but degenerate faggots like you who reject his teachings will die forever.

>>19635769
it's actually a pretty good recipe tee bee aych
https://youtu.be/tzyX8FNSp68

>>19631263
Her friend has some cans, and I are hard. if u get my drift.

>>19638137
Someone post the 2nd version of this some chink made and replaced the text with green text

>>19637467
its genuinely tough to tell until he puts his foot down

>>19634610
>already has some of the chemicals that turn the frickin frogs gay so we're off to a good start
lmao

>>19637716
if you're concerned with salmonella washing it makes less sense because you're splashing raw chicken juice all over your sink/prep area

>>19638657
Yeah I know that, but I can understand the desire to wash something "contaminated" better than I can the "they run around in the dirt"

>>19634307
gaybread.webm

>>19634507
So uhh what even is that? Literally just a giant ball of steamed dough?

>>19631248
egg salad is truly disgusting

>>19638416
I extend my same wishes of redemption towards you, may He cure your melanated malding

>>19631177
Italian kung-fu training

>>19638853
Your words mean nothing to me Satan.

>>19633308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>>19633580
shirt goes hard

>>19638860
>crowded space with nowhere to escape
>CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SMACK SMACK CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SMACK SMACK CRUNCH CRUNCH
there's something wrong with people who "crave" certain textures of food

>>19638887
2 Corinthians 5:17

>>19633580
>people do this to make $100 per 1 million views

>>19637909
social media means even normalfags pretend to be retarded to get views
the video is as fake and gay as your sex life

>>19631264
There is no way

>>19639127
your autism is flaring up again

>>19631159
most italian man in the history of italy

>>19639481
You think it's staged?

>>19634480
This guy is gonna die before he hit 40

>>19635710
Bros why do women have to cover themselves in nasty ass tattoos

>>19639507
me too

>>19635135
>>19637597
WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF GIRLCOCK?

>>19631915
the biggest mistake the brits ever made was not killing off the natives in other parts of the Empire. Starting with ireland.

>>19631429
Broooo, no. You got crab juices all over you bed.

>>19638137
>>19638173
The original video didn't have the "made in china" text you fucking retards

>>19631795
>First, it was a competition, so they cannot receive help

I'm sure the courts would accept that explanation

>>19631500
this kills the crab

>>19637588
Sorry Mr. Noseberg sir I'll head back to work now.

>>19639618
It was added for accuracy, faggot

>>19634494
THIS FUCKING BRITISH ANIMAL HAS NO FUCKING APTNESS FOR MAKING A BURGER
THE WHOLE POINT OF A BURGER IS CONVENIENCE AND AN AMALGAMATION OF FLAVOR
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT IF THE PATTY IS GONNA CONSIST OF 95-90% OF THE ENTIRE THING?
WHERE IS YOUR SYNERGY FUCK FACE?

>>19639718
>AMALGAMATION
hehe anal

>>19637778
its his moms order you stupid fuck

>>19637399
he's the most downy. he couldn't even find the wooden spoon

>>19635886
you're confusing the keto diet and low carb diet

>>19639701
The fucking irony in this response

>>19634567
A bit insane that our evil elites have managed to produce, through chemistry and psychology, a catamite class to assrape leagues above any previous one that evil elites would have had. Nero can only weep at what he's missing out on.

>>19637951
If I ever see one of you freaks take the Eucharist I will follow you outside the church and put a .38 special right in the craniocervical junction.

>>19639972
and you'd be 100% right, i remember reading about jesus shooting trannies for eating his crackers too

>>19634415
Link to full vid?

>>19640014
nvm I see the link. Also he didn’t throw them out

>>19637795
If this is your idea of fun as an adult you are a manchild

>>19635710
Why a genuinely ugly couple. Is that a ftm tranny as well? She looks awful: like some malformed manchild

>>19632963
Or cleaned.

>>19634549
Pork rinds for keto. But someone obviously just slapped that title on the video. The video isn't claiming to be keto.

>>19640129
I don't have the link anymore but that vid was tagged with #keto and #cheese in the tiktok description

>>19631164
> complains about repetition
> says the same thing every single thread

>>19631513
You sick son of a bitch

>>19639972
>claims to be Christian
>fantasizes about shooting a fellow member of the congregation
I'm sorry Rabbi but you will never understand the teachings of Christ

>>19634812
I'd go out with her.

>>19640070
>Is that a ftm tranny as well?
You can tell she is from the zippertits.

>>19635710
how can you 'give' hot and bothered? WTF does that mean??

>>19638533
>tee bee aych

Wow, you need to die.

>>19639127
People who eat in enclosed public spaces (that aren't restaurants) and public transportation really just have no shame. It stinks and it's inappropriate but they just eat away despite bothering everyone. It's one thing to nibble at a candy bar or something I suppose, but opening up a container of hot and stinky food you need utensils for when you're on a train or bus for less than 20 minutes is just fucking rude. You need to wait on that until you're alone and out of olfactory range of strangers. I'd be embarrassed just CARRYING hot, odorous take-out food on public transport. Eating it? That's another fucking breed. No shame whatsoever.

>>19639739
But it wasn't.

>>19640142
Okay then everyone fucked up. Can't have chips. Shouldn't have added keto to the webm.

>>19635751
How about you try to rationalize the reality of living in Bongstan, were you are woken by Islamic prayer over a megaphone every morning.

>>19634558
i do this but with salami and eat it cold

>>19634307
>starch in starch
do brits really

>>19632624
more like a cheese & dessert LOL

>>19633362
the water cools the meat

>>19634507
>>19634509
>>19634512
Is there some sort of religious thing for this kind of behaviour?

>>19633580
unfathomably based

>>19640153
>Fagotini
>shaped like a purse

>>19634494
>all that fucking butter
I don’t wanna hear this bong say shit about americans ever again

>>19631901
He had an Italian girlfriend who left him. So he made this video and sent it to her as "revenge".

>>19633580
Least deranged American

>>19634307
>>19640706
Brit here, unfortunately chip butties are a thing here, but thankfully most people don't eat them. Truly terrible. Carbs plus carbs. Disgusting.

>>19634477
Did you know this is actually the smallest supermarket pizza section in America.

>>19634481
>>19634484
>>19634508
>americans

>>19641327
He's doing it to appeal to Americans, his core audience. This is obvious to everybody, but you deny it because you're a sensitive American.

>>19640180
The entirety of the Cathars were put to the sword, and the punishment for host desecration was being burned alive. You keep your grubby gnostic, sex addled mitts off the host and you have nothing to worry about. You don't, and you deserve it.