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So I went to Nashville and figured i’d try its famous hot chicken. I like spicy food (yeah get those soyjaks ready you friendless faggots). I went to a place with good food reviews and got the spiciest chicken, figured why not, gotta put the hot in hot chicken.

It wasn’t the spiciest thing I’ve ever tasted. It made you sweat a bit and gave you some runny nose, but was manageable enough to eat it. But for the next couple hours I got the most stabbing pains in my stomach off and on, which I’ve never felt before in my life. I’ve had thai larb that’s half bird’s eye and indian curries which could strip paint off walls but although their spice was greater, it never affected me like this. I came to understand that nashville hot chicken is only “hot” because they dump a metric ton of cayenne on it. That’s it, there’s nothing else. It’s like drinking a gallon of tabasco. When you eat spicy thai food it’s because they add some fresh hot peppers, not because they used a pound of dry shitty pepper powder. So let’s end this meme that nashvill hot chicken is good. It’s just shitty fried chicken someone dumped the spice jar onto, and isn’t that spicy compared to better, fresher foods

It reminds me of some meme about some people who dump lawry’s onto everything

>> No.19633836

>>19633827
trolling outside of /b/

>> No.19633839

>>19633827
>not spicy
>but it turns out it was
>owieee my stomach they cheated!

You sound like a bitch with a weak stomach. Stick of Wendy's or Popeye's you true faggot.

>> No.19633848

>>19633839
Spice is felt in the mouth, not the stomach. If you get food poisoning from bad fish that’s not “spicy” it means the food was shit

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>>19633827
This is a ja/ck/ thread now

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>> No.19633860

>>19633848
>gets food posioning
>Blankets entire food as shit
>before was talking about the spice


Changing goalposts much?

You keep reinforcing your "bitch" persona.

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>>19633860
You dropped this nigga

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>>19633862
Where on earth does he get his recipes?

>> No.19633950

imma cover my meat in da bomb hot sauce and force feed it to you

>> No.19633954

>>19633827
nah its good, retard. thanks for your post though

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I'm going to not be a petty faggot and say thank you OP for the testimony. I will more carefully evaluate spicy foods in the future to see if it's actually made with fresh peppers or shitty boxed cayenne pepper.

>> No.19634010

>>19633827
Maybe it was too oily? Too much oil can upset my stomach like that. Spicy food wouldn't give you stabbing pains, it would just burn.

>> No.19634012

>>19634004
Thank you for your service

>> No.19634135

>>19633827
I will agree that eating too much cayenne can literally convert your stomach into a temporary molecular fusion reactor. Had to deal with over cayenne 'd food when I was a kid due to my mom's love for southern food, that stuff has a habit of bubbling up your stomach.

>> No.19634144

>>19633827
Blacks love to go on about how "wypipo don't SEEEESON they food" but by "seasoning" they just mean "dump low end spice mixes/cayenne on it till it's inedible". To them "spicy" just means heat, if you suggest actually layering flavors they look at you like you're insane.

>> No.19634235

Looks like Red Rooster spicy fried chicken which is fuckin delicious

>> No.19634285

>>19633827
>So I went to local place and figured i’d try its famous basic local meme food
it's always bad. this is how NYC somehow makes garbage pizza and buffalo with chicken wings. They huff their own gas and think their reputation proceeds itself. it's just fucking chicken lmao

>> No.19634313

>>19633827
You should definitely make something yourself before you write it off. I love researching different recipes and getting a general idea of what I want to do. To me that's a fun part of cooking