/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>/ck/ - food and youtube shills

>>19627727
come one you can't deny these lads aren't pure food kino

they remind us of the simple joys of cooking and not taking life so seriously

>>19627727
Weeeeh

>DONUT
What did he mean by this?

>>19627616
why are British people so weird? I can't understand a word of their weird dialect.

>>19628120
they're strayan. did you miss the part he said he was drunk last night?

it was refreshing seeing sean take charge commanding someone else, he's usually the dumbest tard in the room

>>19627757
>us

>>19628111
I know all of them except for the two guys on the left, middle row. Who are they?

>>19628312
Japanese guy on the left is from a webm where a Jap chick throws up on his food and into his face, which he seems to enjoy.
The other one is Pasi Viheraho, a Finnish youtuber who frequently has videos where he cooks in his vile and repulsing kitchen. Picrel

>>19628130
I wouldn't give alcohol to downies, they could have wild mood swings, get angry and display their retard strength

what the heck was he doing with his arm in this part?
https://youtu.be/O6nbgsNs8sc?t=1044

>>19628130
where's his belly button

>>19627616
Clayton seems like a great guy, he offers help when he can.

what's clayton's condition? Doesn't look like down's

>>19628627
ups

>>19628632
what does that stand for?

>IT'S UP
Don't you mean IT'S DOWN?

>>19627616
are they retarded? they look retarded, seriously

God being fully retarded must suck.
>>19628632
>>19628665
Pretty sure it means United Parcel Service

I wonder if Marley ever snaps at Sean off camera and/or they edit it out

>>19627616
>even downies are more coherent and easier to understand than Jack Scalfani now
My fucking sides.

>>19627616
>A retard can cook a burger
>A woman cant

>>19628111
Missing joeysworldtour and daymdrops

>>19629070
Marley fuckin loves Sean he'd never do that.

>>19628111
Who's the old lady in top middle

>>19629968
My mom also loves me but she still snapped when I was being too much of a little shit.

Especially this episode you can see him clearly getting visibly frustrated with the other two. Must suck when you're earnestly trying your hardest to host a cooking show and you're stuck with to dumbfucks who keep doing the wrong thing messing everything up(unaware that's what makes the show entertaining and worth watching)

>>19629983
go back to facebook and dont return

>>19630026
Eat shit retard, sorry I don't spend all day in /ck/ webm threads with people posting the same 10 clips over and over every day for fucking years, go laugh at the funny egg man again how does he get out of there lmao xD

>>19630118
nta but you should go back. she’s a bad cook normies react to not some secret inside /ck/ joke. you’re out of touch boomer

>>19630319
I've been here off and on for like a decade and I've never seen her once, I'm not going back anywhere just because I don't recognize meme face #85 that I've somehow managed to miss all these years

>>19630319
>>19630360
Also lmao
>who's that one
>"GO BACK TO FACEREDDIT NORMALFAG"
>what? I don't know who that is, tell me
>"UGH IT'S A NORMALFAG THING NOT A SPECIAL 4CHANNEL SECRET UGH YOU'D KNOW IF YOU WERE MORE IN TOUCH"
You corny tryhard fucks have no idea what you're even trying to be anymore

>>19630360
FUCK. Sorry I thought you meant Kay on the top top not the middle top but see now you meant Mary. Still, you need to go back if you’ve been here a decade and don’t even recognize Mary.

>>19630382
I should have specified the lady next to Jack but I still don't know where I'm supposed to go back to, and I still don't know who the fuck she is or what she did to be put in that collage. I know almost all the others

>>19630403
It's Kay from Kay's Good Cooking on YT. She's actually fairly present in webm threads you just rarely see her face in the webms. Her food is the star of the show so to speak. I bet you've seen some her art. picrel

updated

Do you think they have downy threesome gay sex after each episode? Do downy penises work? I bet they bum each other big style and they're all spastic mongs monging and being spasticated going guuuuur buuuur with their extreme retard strength making escape impossible for the one getting bummed.

literal downies are the ones calling chicken sandwiches "chicken burgers"

>>19630741
It's still better than calling these soy or almond based abominations "milk".

>>19628524
thanks

could go for a chicken burgah rn desu

>>19627757
Dang it, Sean!
Every time!

>>19628130
Thanks, that explains a lot.
I thought they were retarded at first.
Great video!

marley is a champ for kind of going along with the kiss request

>>19629070
he was so fed up with their tardation this episode

Tard kino

How come Clayton doesn't get the short and fat part of being a downie but manages to be even stupider than Sean?

>>19628524
>Pasi Viheraho
jesus, this guy looks so much like an unkempt Stephen Root it's wild