/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19624226
>zingy

>>19624226
Chicken Good!

Wtf is salad cream? Is this a Photoshop meme?

>>19624226
I'd rather kill myself than that abomination

>>19624240
I might be some shit when it's sour cream mixed with some shit and some lemon juice. Mix it up enough and get "ranch" whatever that is.

>>19624249
The world truly is run by demons. Also
>9 D O L L A R S

>>19624240
it's britbong salad dressing, like ranch

>>19624257
He would have just made donair sauce

Salad cream goes with everything.

>>19624240
Like a slightly more vinegar-tasting and less thick mayonnaise. Rarely used on actual salad but more commonly as a dip or sometimes on certain types of sandwich.

>>19624240
it's ranch dressing for eurotards that refuse to admit they like ranch just like the "cool Ranch doritos" are just called "cool doritos" in yurop

>>19624249
>"ranch" whatever that is.
its like kabab sauce just less runny

>>19624240
>Wtf is salad cream?
mayo with lots of water in it. heinz does this because it means more profit since water costs next to nothing and they can still market it as a "healthy" option to low IQ brainlets for the same price as real mayo

>>19624310
>>19624240
Also it should be cheap. No idea why anon paid £9 ($9?) for it.

>>19624311
Ranch and salad cream don't really taste the same. No buttermilk in salad cream. Again thing tangier/vinegary mayo that's a bit runnier than mayo but not as runny as a normal dressing.

>>19624316
Oh it must be some kind of conspiracy, company's have never thought of profits before you came up with that thought.

>>19624316
Do you often believe in flying saucers and lizard people?

>>19624323
>>19624328
nobody ever said anything about a conspiracy. I'm just saying that it's a poor man's mayo padded with water

>>19624331
Maybe try out some chick-fil-a sauce and not be a poor cunt bastard.

>>19624341
>chain slop
cringe

>>19624226
Yeah I've seen Phil and Holly do this. It's good

>>19624311
Ranch is way more rounded and savoury than salad cream, which is mostly vinegar. They don't use the term "ranch" over here because it's not or wasn't a commonly understood dressing type so the implication doesn't make any sense to normal people. Just like you guys say math instead of maths.

>>19624319
I see people say stupid shit all the time like equating salad cream with Miracle Whip or equating HP Sauce with A1 steak sauce. I think they just want to spew whatever because it's obviously they've never had salad cream / HP

>>19624400
Clotted cream truly confuses. I saw someone compare it to cottage cheese.

>>19624404
or even double cream which I'm pretty sure you can't even get outside the UK

>>19624226
This is the sort of thing that makes everyone hate English cuisine

>>19624400
It's hard to get a baseline without a reference point but I agree the commonly chosen ones are poor. I think it's because people can't understand things when explained without comparison to another brand they are familiar with.

Brown sauce is hard to describe but I'd say to Americans thin vinegary bbq sauce-meets with a heavy sour undertone that tastes like worchestershire sauce/malt vinegar is an accurate enough description. It's not actually like bbq sauce really but that captures the sweet/sour taste.

>>19624416
Come to think of it I'm pretty sure there's one category of vinegar that's not a thing in the USA and that might be malt vinegar.

>>19624423
they have malt vinegar. if you want like Sarson's though you have to hope the international aisle has it or you find a specialty store

>>19624427
Right, so they've got the white sort but not the brown sort?

>>19624432
no they have that too, it's just not as commonly used on chips there as it used to be.

>>19624323
>>19624328
didn't know Heinz lurked here

I wonder if Mayo would work for this.

>>19624370
phil nonce

>>19624226
if the police finds out, you're getting shot

>>19624788
The food police?

I've been putting my salad cream on peoples' lasagna do years. AMA

>>19625375
How often do you go through a bottle of salad cream?

>>19624784
What?

>>19624319
>. No buttermilk in salad cream. Again think tangier/vinegary mayo
this makes me think you've never had ranch or even real buttermilk
p.s. i know it doesn't have dill and chives like ranch but besides the spices it really is ranch...well a least proper buttermilk ranch

>>19624423
we have malt vinegar (Heinz brand is better then picrel)

>>19626114
Get Sarson’s if you can find it