/ck/ - Food & Cooking

continuing another anons quest to find out what the hell this is supposed to be

>>19595863
>>19596460
Tbh im jealous of these people. They post these abominations and seem so proud and happy. Must be a simple life.

>>19596460
are these ai generated photos? I can't tell what the fuck I'm looking at here other than sloppa of some sort

>>19596460
looks like some really fucked up breading on top, they probably baked it and didnt let it brown enough

>>19596522
i could be wrong and it is AI but im sure its reheated chinese food, looks like some sort of chicken noodles with alot of veg and crumbled up prawn toast

>>19595863
>>19596460

>>19596555
>next time im craving shrimp scampi ill just make something entirely different
kek

>>19595863
just gore? no rekt?

>>19596750
Where did the cum come from

>>19596754
They put the pizza on one of those white plastic cutting boards, kek.

jvjp0

>>19596796
Just hold a bucket beneath the edge of the table and slide the glass slowly off the edge. Or am I missing something?

>>19596460
well thats at least a canned spaghetti strand. and i've had those cookies with the little white spheres, i forget the term for them. granules? spheroids?

>>19596555
based alert

Also, Im jealous of anyone that has someone else cook for them. Many years ago when I had a gf and she cooked for me once, I am too autistic to express how much I value that.
>I better not show too much gratitude, then she wont do it anymore.

>>19596827
thats why he puts ketchup

>>19596827
its meant to be an edgy bar trick but you can literally solve it with very little mess, it will probably take the person doing longer than it does to clean it. i think its a zoomer meme because anyone over the age of ten knows how gravity works and you can literally solve it by putting a beer mat on your hand and sliding it across the table

>>19596874
it's still weird. just do it and not leave a tip.

>>19596844
>when I had a gf and she cooked for me once, I am too autistic to express how much I value that.
>>I better not show too much gratitude, then she wont do it anymore.

>>19596874
>i think its a zoomer meme
zoomers have no idea about that dinner life sitting around smoking, drinking coffee and reading the news paper

>>19596481
such is the life of a flyover state

>>19596790
Contemplate the aroma

>>19596823
Do they make vegetarian chili without beans?

>>19596555
He made cheddar cheesy beanee weenee with tomato sauce. Actually doesn't sound that bad.

>>19597022
Yeah, it's just an empty fucking can.

>>19597034
You didn't have to curse there

>>19597038
I do have to, actually. Cursing is part of my fuckin heritage.

>>19596790
Jesus H Christ

>>19597050
okay walter
>>19597038
no but it's his american right, he's a veteran

>>19596844
>I better not show too much gratitude, then she wont do it anymore.
Too true

>>19596750
me after not nutting in 2 weeks

>>19596790

>>19596790
I wouldn’t fuck her with Hitler’s dick.

>>19596460
It’s got a strong Chinese takeout noodle vibe for half of it, might be that (or equivalent frozen dish) mixed with whatever fucked ip tofu/wafer/bread thing they got going there.

>>19595863
>food gore
isn't that just raw meat?

>>19596755
hot

>>19597018
>>19597059
>>19597437
Niggers

>>19597022
I like vegetarian chilli with lentils and TVP. Beans suck.

>>19596832
nonpareils
I really think it's an attempt at using white cornmeal as breading--I've seen that texture before. It's like they made a "batter" from eggwash and cornmeal, and then pan fried it in an almost dry pan, but not for long enough.
Some people have an uncanny knack for fucking up food. Someone once served me "Cheesy scrambled eggs" made with the leftover french toast wash they didn't want to waste--Vanilla and cinnamon DO NOT go well with cheddar cheese.(unless on a slice of hot apple pie ala mode)

No comment other than this required

Found this on Nairaland: the African reddit.

>>19596867
Does the ketchup put a voodoo spell on the waiter preventing him from putting a bucket at the edge of the table?

>>19598500
Uma delicia

>>19598450

The story calling this 'The Hurgin' makes me gag if I think about it too much.

>>19595863
Here in brazil, we usually eat pizza with cream cheese, fish, hard boiled eggs, corn, etc

>delicious fried flavored rice

>>19598864
>lizard fried rice

>food gore
ja/ck/ thread?

>>19597029
These things taste so bad

>>19598899
thanks, now I'm sad

most won't consider this gore but i consider anything inedible in a dish that requires you to tear apart the dish to eat is absolutely retarded
t. i don't want shrimp heads in my soup

>>19598971
be happy, ja/ck/ will outlive all of us

>>19599025
Fucking this. Tourist tier paella is often guilty of this crime. Sloppa should be edible entirely, no meddling required

>>19599033
I'm bummed that I can't get to the farms to follow their ja/ck/ thread anymore. Some top tier lulz can be had there.

>>19599093
the farms is still live

>>19598410
>Someone once served me "Cheesy scrambled eggs" made with the leftover french toast wash they didn't want to waste
Jesus christ, not wanting to waste food is admirable but theres a limit

>>19598864
i want to taste them

>>19596564
I thought the 2nd one was something goolash-esque with egg noodles, over sesame crackers.

>>19599033
The guy is already half paralyzed, so this is doubtful.

>>19596790

>>19599033
Why is everything he cooks so underdone?

>>19599645
Anxiety.

Dumping some OC

>>19599667
It's just crazy. Apparently no one taught Jack that meat shouldn't be pink AND have cloudy juices, or that whatever pie he's making shouldn't just be liquid goop in a pie plate and that it needs more time to set up.

>>19599631
It should do twice the work in half the time, right?

Grease time babey

>>19599827
math checks out

>gotten so good at cooking: cook fancy dishes and work on my presentation
>fantasise about have a wife to make happy with my cooking
>only woman I’ve ever cooked for was my mum.
Cooked her lamb with wine sauce today. I just want to a househusband. Seeing all these images of people post literal pig feed they’re cooking for the partner makes me dream about how my much a girl could love my cooking. It’s so over

>>19598864
>several

>>19595863
>Finally got rice well

>>19599943
One day your time will soon come. A woman will find you and will love your cooking! Just be patient and work on yourself :)

>>19598500
He ate the entire thing
Eyes, tongue and brain

>>19596796
idgi

>>19600001
I'm trans btw

No actual visual gore, but the text is just as bad, if not worse.

>>19600021

>>19600024

>>19600026
Dementia leads to some fucked up shit.

The pepperoni hotpocket steak

>>19599999
Checked

>>19596790
Thick jewish girls are actually a fetish of mine.

>>19596827
The fact that they still have to go through additional labor to get what looks to be $4. It's a form of power play that poor people inflict on poorer people.

>>19596867
Wipe up the ketchup first, then slide the glass off.

>>19599025
>not eating the shrimp heads

>>19599718
This is so commonplace that it doesn't bother me anymore. Maybe the real gore is what humanity will accept.

>>19599718
>>19600084
Honestly the most offensive thing to me about doughnut burgers is the fact that your hand would get sticky as fuck.
>well then don't use your hands
Well then don't make it a burger!

>>19600100
Most burgers, even the normal ones, are offensive in that regard. There's always the copious amounts of sauce and grease (both from the meat and the cheese) spilling onto your hands. Sometimes the lettuce & tomatoes aren't dry enough, so their water spills onto your hands, too.

>>19600084
>pork chop on a stick

>>19600123
The weirdest thing for me is that the menu is entirely English, but they've decided to translate only one item to Spanish (Smoked Turkey Leg/Pierna de Pavo Ahumada)

>>19600084
I gotta wonder if this stand is run by Krispy Kreme, or if the stand operators actually got the license to use Krispy Kreme's name.

sushage

>>19599943
>just want to a househusband.
No woman wants a househusband anon

>>19599718
Donut burger?
Fine, thats your choice.
But you couldnt even make a fucking circular burger? Really man?

>>19596790
whom

boiled bacon and potate

>>19600373
Finnish as fuck

>>19598899

>cheesecake in a tub that you can just buy off the shelf

oh god my fatass shouldn'tve watched this, imagine dipping grahm crackers in it and then coating them with chocolate or caramel

>>19599943
My darkest fantasy is to live in a genderbent 50's household...

>>19596844
>>19596908
>>19597087
I wfh and am a better cook than my wife even if time was equal, so I do 95+% of the cooking. She's constantly grateful and pretty much says thanks every day despite me having done this for like 3+ years now. Your loved ones will love that you've done the effort, it is okay to be human boys.....you're gonna make it.

>>19601047
On average men with even the slimmest interest in cooking are better at it than women, because women just follow instructions to the letter
>>19600250
Raw sausage is goore now?

>>19601135
Based upon the post and filename, I believe the implication is that it is a sushi-sausage. I don't care to speculate further.

>>19599093
Kiwifarms.pl

>>19599714
Just needs some sauce.

>>19595863
>mash
>fave
I hate this trend of being too lazy to type the actual words out. Mash what? You can mash a lot of vegetables.

>>19601265
"mash" always refers to mashed potatoes and you know this you freak

>>19598000
Faggot

>>19600010
dick heads left the servers tip in a full glass upside down surrounded by ketchup to make a bigger mess to clean up

>have fight with wife
>make chilli for her

>>19601427
>peas
>carrots
>corn?
what the fuck chilli is that

>>19601273
unless you're making cider but then i'm just being pedantic

>>19596790
Put your desert hair back, you bitch. I know that gets into all of her food.

>>19596832
How much of a flyover retard do you have to be to not recognize udon noodles or sesame seeds?

>>19596796
I'm not a serve or wagecuck, but I don't care what your waitstaff did. No one deserves this. Yes, you can slide it into a dish/bussing tray and clean it up with ease, but whoever did it is a spoiled cunt

>>19600148
Considering they don’t even use the actual Krispy Kreme logo, it’s definitely not licensed

>>19596750
I remember my older brother doing exactly this about 20 years ago, I also hate that 2 decades ago I was 7 so I can officially state something happened then and it seems rational

>>19601446
The kind that’s really just beef stew

>>19601659
its a weird time in our lives

>>19601247
grimy food

>>19599631
>putting a bag of holding in a bag of holding

>>19601830
lol wtf

>>19602128

This thread is starting to make me feel sick

>>19602136
like children cooking for the first time

>>19602136
Would this be bad? I don't know enough about cooking like this to tell.

>>19602128
don't over think it

>>19602165
>10 different brands of the same cayenne, msg and salt
>10x more then the human body should consume
>shrimp heads, tails and shit vein

Have fun with this one:

>>>/mlp/40222785

>>19602136
My kidneys are shutting down just watching this. Jesus christ. One tablespoon of that liquid would put you on dialysis

>>19599645
I know someone that would be as bad as Jack if he ever tried to cook again. We don't let him.
It just comes down to impatience. Some people are chronically impatient and will pathologically skip steps or take things off early.
Oh I need to stir constantly while this is cooking? A quick stir at the beginning and end is fine. Hey where'd all these lumps come from?

This'll take 30 minutes to bake? I'll put 28 on the timer it'll be fine. The timer's got two minutes left? It's done!

Considering Jack heard "Salsa chicken" was a thing and decided he could make it by slathering chicken in salsa and immediately baking it he is definitely that kind of idiot.

>>19600038
Maybe it's the inner shameless stoner in me, but that looks good as fuck.

plastic liner

>>19601273
if youre from the UK or a similar shithole, sure. never heard an american say "mash" in my life

>>19602208
I've had a kidney transplant and I'm considering a phone call to my consultant just from watching the video.

any sushi roll thats to big to eat in one bite is fundamentally disgusting

>>19602246
>never heard an american say "mash" in my life
how else would we refer to mashed potatoes

>>19602258
Round these parts we just say Idahoan.

>>19602275
Mine's still holding up fine

>>19602258
you say "mashed potatoes". you retarded?

>>19602282
a female holding a piece of meat is like a 2 year old holding up a first place nobel science prize.

>>19602166
Reminds me of how loos cook, just throw a bunch of shit into a wok

>>19602293
what?

>>19602282
too needlessly convoluted

>>19602302
Don't mind him, he thought he sounded smart.

>>19602136
>>19602166
A good crab/prawn boil is a thing of beauty
These are not good crab/prawn boils

>>19595863

>>19602685
I'm glad they gave us 5 angles of the awesome action of pouring water on a turkey.

>>19599999
Checked, but honestly just wear an iron mask at this point right? If someone says something to you just say "Oh yeah 90% of my face got burned off with acid." and they'll ride on.

>>19596796
people like this either end up president or getting their fingers broke. lets hope it's the latter with this cunt.

>>19600486
Akira!

>>19602246
mash and bangers innit

>>19602282
fake and gay

>>19603114
how does bear know wut apples is?

>>19597014
all states are flyover states. Flyover is everything except NYC and LA.

>>19603132
you know how hot a exhaust manifold gets

Everything my bf made looked very bad but usually tasted pretty good

>>19596460
I was thinking fajitas with bread. The red stuff looks like peppers and I first thought the noodles looked like onions.

>>19596790
Why is there a woman in a cooking video?

>>19602136
When you shop lift all the ingredients you truly just stop giving a fuck

>>19599631
Twice baked mixrowave

>>19602165
It's not the worst, but it's a fuckton of salt and you're probably not going to be able to much of anything beyond Old Bay. On the plus side you could strain the liquid, boil it down, and freeze it for reuse as a concentrate.

>>19601030
>>>/lgbt/

I once made Colinflower soup.

>>19603337
lmao this
>>19602136
>>19602165
it's more pointless than gross. Like marinating your steak with 10 kinds of olive oil for 40 minutes.

>>19595863
just people who eat cereal with hotdogs weiners.

>>19603494
Based Microwavebro!

>>19603178
classic

>>19595863
man I just gotta comment wow what an OP pic rel I mean come on what is that, scrambled egg, beans, potatoes, chinese curry sauce? are we dealing with a UK cook? what a combination. just grim, gross, perfect OP image for a thread like this, A+ where'd you find this nonsense?

>>19603754
hah a that bear can't get those apples they're frozen inside i ce

>>19600361

monkeypox and cheeze

>>19603751
Still here!

>>19601929
lmao

>>19602275
That's my boy in the coffin. I still have him.

>>19599943
god I wish that was me

I still dont understand where the sauce is supposed to be in this photo

>>19596750
>cheesepizza.jpg

>>19598000
>t. Low T faggot

>>19601247
The absolute state.

>>19600373
What's the, um, slime? It looks like wallpaper paste. I mean, if it's ham jelly that's fine. Probably quite tasty.

>>19602240
war mode

>>19602244
all cans and tins have a plastic lining it's nothing new.
>le microplastic is le bad !!! >:(

>>19603202
it's not the exhaust manifold it's the top of the radiator and yes I know how hot a radiator gets in socal after a 38 minutes drive. Not hot enough to cook through and through a 2 inches thick tomahawk steak. That thing was boiled before the vid so idiots like yourself clicks and go "umm yeah this is legit hurrdurr lemme try it in my prius haha"

>>19602182
Thanks anon

>>19603178
Bears have eyes.

>>19603845
the "sauce" is most likely lots of butter

>>19599033
legit question, does jack actually think he is teaching people how to cook? everything this nigga does is straight off the store shelf, microwaved, or burned in an oven.
he doesn't even know how to use utensils correctly

>>19604108
all cups have lead in them, its nothing new
>le lead poisoning is heckin bad >:(

>>19596552
It's a couple of different dishes from a Chinese restaurant mixed together on one plate. The breading texture is from the prawn toast they mixed in.

>>19604115
I'm a mechanic and can assure you that is the exhaust manifold/turbo housing bolted to the front of the head on a longitudinal i4. It gets 500f and is more then hot enough to burn a steak in 38min

>>19604393
>sesame seed breeding
i wonder if that would work a oven keto breading

I made tacos al pastor in the oven once but the skewers were too tall so I had to snap them. Shit looked like the thing lmao.

>>19596796
What if you slid it off the table fast enough to scoop the water out of the air before it spills?

>>19600100
Cut the doughnut in half, and put the sticky sides facing the patty.

>>19605345
that would be a lot faster then you're imagining

>>19600122
>>19600100
this is bullshit and shouldn't be the case, it defeats the entire reason for making it a sandwich in the first place

>>19596460
It's like a postmodern art painting on a plate

>>19601830
>weird time
>post a vid of a complete black family enjoying a meal together

Sure the meal looks foul, but those kids know who their father is.

>>19598899
I miss the days when he had two functioning arms and a brain...

>>19605469
>but those kids know who their father is
that's their mother in the vid

>>19601830
why aint whippo seezon dey table

>>19601446
I see macaronis in there too, maybe they wanted some pasta lol

>>19600486
That looks bad but probably would taste fine :/

>>19603178
>>19603754
>mfw oldfags this old still exist
brought a tear to my eye

>>19599631
https://youtu.be/PzI-2m0KZE0?t=402

>>19599714

>>19605280
i would hope a mechanic would know that a Mini has a transverse I4. longitudinal I4s are pretty unusual, S2000s and 4-cylinder new Supras notwithstanding

>>19602136
>those shrimp
did he even wait for the liquid to come to a boil before he threw them in

>>19600021
>>19600028
Worst we had to deal with our family member was not being remembered, trying to get out of bed, and randomly grabbing at things that didn't exist.

>>19605684
sorry as a American we LS swap everything as part of import regulations
also S-10s, rangers, camaros and mustangs since the 80s, Cadillac ATS/CT4/CT4 all rock longitudinal i4

>>19596790
I want to eff her with my goy penis, if you catch my drift.

>>19596460
It’s like you chose what to cook for dinner by putting all the food in the kitchen on a roulette wheel and spinning it a dozen times.

>>19596796
Based
The ring of ketchup mogs every attempt to slide it off the table kek

>>19601135
>because women just follow instructions to the letter
I don't incel faggot.
Did grandma follow instructions to the letter? No she perfected it over 60 years.

>>19602182
art

>>19605885
ywnbaw

>>19600361
Fag n cheese

>>19601247
this is a screenshot from resident evil and i refuse to believe otherwise

>>19601427
did you fucking hit her with the pot?

>>19601427
I think your pot is melting bro.

>>19599025
I fucking hate when a shrimp comes fully peeled except the tail, you motherfuckers went through all that trouble and decided to leave the fucking tail?! Even worse when its a fancy resturang and I know they have hand peeled fresh shrimp, I'm paying $35 for a fucking scampi pasta I don't want to get my hands dirty doing your work for you you faux Italian bastards

>>19599943
I wish that were me
Dead serious

>>19603494
Looks tasty anon, sliced apples are a based side dish

>>19600021
Feel this, someone I know has dementia and her caretaker refuses to put her in a home and also can't take care of her. I've just shut that whole part of my life out because it's an awful thing to see and there's nothing I can do about it. It needs to be legal to put people down when they get like this.

>>19595863
thats just sloppa, not really gory. Nothing wrong with a sloppa.

>>19596790
>Can't cook a burger
Gonna go out on a limb and say he's not with her for her cooking skills

>>19605543

>>19604115
Regardless of where it is, it wasn't made in the car - Top Gear popularized it first and the thing tasted like straight motor oil. Nobody would do it again save for the reaction, that is for views.

>>19606566
ah its for her barbie like figure

>>19606604
What fucking Barbie has a body like that? They're all sticks.

>>19605757
>we LS swap everything
nice. yea i guess anything RWD designed for a V8/6 but sold with a smaller engine at lower trim levels will have a longitudinal inline 4

>>19605757
also i just noticed the exhaust coming out the front bumper that thing. insane.

>>19596460
this is basically chicken and beef lo mein, the only thing thats throwing you off is that the beef has some kind of schizo coating to it of some kind of seed or grain

>>19603302
That's disgusting. The cow is still mooing!!

>>19595863
bangers and mash is the only good looking pic

>>19596460
It's this stuff i guarantee it. Absolutely sadistic

>>19596754
It's the same stuff they use in those cum4k videos. Not convincing

>>19599025
Tbf, the cooked shellfish will release their juice upon the pizza this way, and the shrimp heads probably impart a flavor of their own unto the broth.

Do you also hate bone -in chicken wings? Same thing

>>19598899
At least he got the potatoes correct

>>19599576

>>19599718
American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger

>>19605885
my grandma's Recipes are 100% "just do it like it says on the box"

>>19600035
Could've toasted his nori at least

>>19600042
I'm crying laughing

>>19605885
Both of my grandma's cooked their whole lives and suck at it. But yeah>>19606155
is correct that the only women are born women

Women can bake because that requires following instructions. I'm not good at baking because I'm always trying to fuse recipes and the science just doesn't work.

>>19600042
>srirachi
>chili
>bacon
>nice, hoppy IPA

funny but obvious bait

>>19605366
What kind of anti-polish trolling is this?

>>19599831
TWU

>>19602685

Kind of want to see what hellish greasy mess would result from actually attempting this.

>>19602136
now this is seasoning.

>>19600373
And euros say americans eat slop

>>19602244
Didn't the liners used to contain asbestos?

>>19597063
>>19597050
>>19597034
>thank you for your service

>>19603813
How has your luck been?

>>19596796
Elaborate way to trap a Jew

>>19603302
Oh no.. it looks like someone took slices off a tire

>>19597038
I wish my meals were as high quality as this FUCKING bait.

>>19601299
huge lardasses are disgusting and a big sign that woman is lazy and doesn't care for her health, which indicates she wont be a good caring partner and mother

>>19601135
>because women just follow instructions to the letter
you're wrong, I'm sure I'm a better cook than you and I don't even use recipes, I just know how to deal with ingredients and methods

>>19607847
men are better cooks the females. your brains are too underpowered for anything but fucking and giving birth. thats why there are no female inventions or notable female achievements. Girls do follow instructions better because thats how their biology works. all marketing and brainwashing is aimed at girls because the female nature is to follow the crowd.

>>19607847
girls do follow instructions to the letter because straying from a common path, a girl does not have what it takes to survive. Female survival depends on weak men.

>>19607862
Kys unfunny faggot

>>19607857
who raped you?

>>19607857
Incredibly based post.

>>19607909
>Kys unfunny faggot

>>19607909
how is that your response? is what im saying not correct? it wasnt meant to be funny, its the truth, the female mind isnt made for innovation and exploring. when girls explore alone, they get raped and beheaded. (many news stories like this, example, the infamous morroco case) Men are the explorers and innovators.

>>19600084

>>19601446
menudo and mac I guess?
a mixture of macaroni and filipino stew

>>19602311
please tell me the guy in the photo ate it with his bare hands, holding it by the bone?

>>19602685
>shake you are the man!

>>19595863
this makes indian food look good

>>19604108
sun exposure and temperature is a thing.
glass is still king though.

>>19600488
This actually looks good. Idk what tf it is but id eat it. Also checked

>>19603494
why is this here? This looks really good

>>19605488
>>19601830
Are they genuinely retarded? Why not just put the foot onto plates man

>>19608011
or if you are gonna do this, use banana leaves

>>19601830
Initially I was confused, but applying logic to anything niggers do is unwise at best.

>>19608007
it looks like the food the guy that sometimes posts food he and his gf would make. and in the thread people say the gf is a man lol.

>>19605855
I mean just use a napkin

>>19596460
pre package stir fry that you buy in the frozen food section.

>>19600361
Gay

>>19607231
Add some crackers to the pepperoni and cheese and it doesn't seem that bad as an hors d'oeuvre

>>19601135
>follow instructions to the letter

What is wrong with that?
Seems every time someone tries to add more or less the food is ruined or doesn't cook well.

>>19608011
They might not have plates.

>>19600250
Nip boudin?

>>19600488
Sardines in mustard sauce and..?

>>19600486
Eat too much and you'll get sick, shrimp are pretty rich

>>19596750
>>19596755
So what do you do in this situation? How do you get all that melted plastic out of the oven? Is it just trash?

>>19602282
those "Mini" suvs make me want to vomit more than any of the food in the thread

>>19602282
this is just ripped off skit from The Red Green Show

>>19608007
It was horrible. Cheese sauce goes well with colinflower but if try to turn it into soup it just ruins it.

>>19596460
it's several dishes from a british chinese takeaway. the "breaded" looking things on top are shrimp toasts, the noodle looking things with red peppers are chow mein. the brown pool at the bottom is beef and broccoli in black bean sauce, and in the top left you can see some nugs of sweet and sour chicken/pork.

it's just several dishes thrown onto the same plate in a messy way

>>19607231
your mom in the top right hand corner

>>19603302
I have an aunt and uncle who's house I visited with my family once. They were so scared to undercook meats and get ill off it, that they just cooked the living fuck out of their meats like this.

When they were cooking, it smelt good after about 30 minutes of cooking, like dinner was going to be ready... and then another 10... 20...30... 40...50 minutes passed where the beef and chicken was *still* in the oven.

Shit was the closest thing to jerky that wasn't jerky, that i've ever had.

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>>19608402
Wait for it to cool off, and it should come off pretty easy.

>>19606682
>sarcasm...non detected

>>19606725
you're meant to eat chicken wing with your hands...you are not meant to eat soup with your hands so how do you deal with shrimp heads and tails in a soup?

>>19602293
are you implying women shouldn't be cooking meat?

>>19602820
what's the matter wagie? you want the money don't you? get those hard earned tips so you can pay for netflix

>>19607654
honestly its a good way of making sure your tip makes it to the server instead of getting stolen by other diners

>>19608863
When you receive a soup like this, look around you. You will find a pair of chopsticks. Use them.

>>19602166
We're forced to pay for their healthcare

>>19605469
Do they, though?