/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19591375
For me, it's feempiss

I got a bottle of this stuff chilling in the fridge. I'll be drinking it from the bottle and shooting down soviet bombers in VR this evening

I'm a firm believer that martinis should only be consumed out of martini glasses. If you don't have a martini glass, just go with a lowball.

>>19591396
good for you, but i find champagne bowls much more comfy to drink out of

>>19591401
queer

>>19591408
>unable to tolerate others opinions
unironically smooth brain

>>19591411
He's not wrong, though. You're using bianco, which basically makes it a girl drink, not a a martini.

>>19591388
Checked fpbp.

>>19591429
>a girl drink
damn that masculinity is real fragile huh

>>19591429
>assigning gender to drinks
are a gender studies major?

>>19591435
>makes a drink wrong
>gets called a fag
>gets upset
First day on the internet?
>>19591438
That doesn't even make sense.

>>19591468
>makes a drink wrong
>you didnt use -brand- therefore you are wrong
do you think you are going to hurt my feefees?

>>19591401
>i find champagne bowls much more comfy to drink out of
I suspected that you were a child when I read this, and probably haven't been old enough to drink for very long, but this >>19591486 confirms it. You've never even had a martini before now. It's amazing that zoomers grew up with the internet in their back pocket and still can't figure out basic shit like knowing the difference between a style and a brand.

>>19591502
>You've never even had a martini before now. It's amazing that zoomers grew up with the internet in their back pocket and still can't figure out basic shit like knowing the difference between a style and a brand.

>>19591611
Didn't the kids go back to school already?

>>19591628
>Didn't the kids go back to school already?

>>19591611
>>19591650
You sure showed him

>guy makes martini how he likes it
>nice olive garnish
>even has a cute cocktail monkey
>endless autistic screeching
I... I dont know why I expected anything else
Atleast it's not the blue cheese stuffed olive martini

>>19591742
But you don't know how you like it, OP. That's the point. You're basically a picky eater who has so little experience you lack any frame of reference, and then insist that everyone has the right to their own taste, despite not having any taste due to an undeveloped palate.

>>19591749
come to my house and make me one then Mr.GigaChad, i promise I'll be gentle
yes, its not dry vermouth big whoop, and you shouldnt use Gordons waaa waaa

>>19591396
i got rid of my martini glasses years ago. they're silly. a nice round coupe is the best for most drinks served up. but you do you. it's all for fun anyways.

also the level of retardation in this thread is insane. why must you people ruin everything with your idiotic braying. i'll never understand.

>>19591375
I'm gonna get wasted on ouzo

>>19591742
The almond stuffed olive changed the game for me. Thank you Dave Embury.

Alright bros, give it to me straight. What does it mean when you have to poop 3 times a day and it shoots out like thick snot that paints the bowl and slowly drips down the side? It is not pretty bros.

>>19591375
Sipping a vodka gimlet currently

vodka from the freezer with the most cloying artificial sweetener the devil cursed the earth with.


i think about the Ukrainian restaurant outside of Berlin where they serve vodka the best way I've had it. ice cold, with a side toothpick with pickled pork fat (salo), a picked gherkin, and a crostini to accompany it. this is the way God intended man to drink vodka

Home made rhubarb wine that appearantly carbonated after I bottled it. It's pretty nice actually. I'll see if I can make it do that again.

>>19592987

It means your diet is fucked up. I think you might need more fibre, or at least less sweets. If it's still bad you need better advisors than anons.

>>19593028

Sounds lovely. When I've got the money I sometimes buy american salt pork and a few quality beers to wash it down with. It's even better in the woods by a campfire on a warm summer night.

>>19593074
i am sure it goes back to the moments when man ate the last pieces of the beast while consuming the fermented fruit. and damn, it feels just as good now as it did then. cheers.

>>19593099
>i am sure it goes back to the moments when man ate the last pieces of the beast

Ever seen those videos of elephants drunk off fermented fruit? Fucking hilarious

What ingridients did I get wrong now?
Wrong glass?
Wrong brand of vodka?
Should I have used Pepsi?

Guide me with your unending knowledge ceekay

>>19595076
>bad choice of vodka
>not mexican coke (or any other, better quality soda)
>bad choice of mixed drink to begin with
>wrong type of ice cubes
>wrong type of glass (again)
>wrong type of ice cube for that glass, assuming there is a *right* type
>bad ratio, which will only be further messed up as the ice begins to melt
>buying a bottle of coke that's larger than your bottle of vodka, or vice versa
>buying that thin sliced, 100 calorie bread like a woman
>not even a garnish this time (I fucking lemon wheel would have done wonders)

>>19595076
I see what you are trying to do DOCTOR VENTURE

>>19595138
Classic Monarch.

>>19595096
I wanted to get lemons, although I prefer lime, but it's been raining heavy constantly here for like, 3 days, so when I got to the supermarket I straight up forgot, and this squeeze bottle lol is not cutting, but you make do with what you got

Also, I'm curious, what garnish would you use for a Vodafone Co other then just the lemon/lime wedge?

>>19591375
Trying to use up the Pepsi I found (and getting pleasantly pissed) by having it with Walker, an eigth of lemon and a splash of bitters.

>>19591375
probably some of this
it's only 3pm though...

I wish I was dead

>>19591375
I'm drinking some spicy ginger-apple slightly carbonated alcoholic concoction I created from milk kefir whey about a year ago and that's just been sitting in my fridge since. It's alright. A bit thick and savory.

please convince me not to drink tonight

>>19595721
i will drink for you brother, stay safe

>>19595721
If you don't want to drink, don't drink.

I'm going to be riding planes, trains and automobiles with a gaggle of recovering-alcoholic musicians for ten days. When I get back, I'll probably have a black negroni (You heard me), but I might do a yellow-gin "perfect" martini (the vermouth is 50-50 dry white to sweet red) - a little of my own orange bitters in there, a good squeeze of a grapefruit peel over top and tossed in (better with the rosso than lemon is). Regardless, the gin's going in the freezer today, and I'll restock the amaro and vermouth if I need to.

>>19595233
what flavor do the monkeys add?