/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me it is the rye chip.

>>19582232
>rye chip
>wheat

>>19582234
The pretzels and breadsticks were always shitty filler, these mog the chex mix

>>19582240
Rye is in the wheat tribe

>>19582232
Pretzel mix sucks. Wish they added more chex.

>>19582232
Once when I was ten I was eating chex mix at my friend's birthday party and I asked my friend's dad what the rye chips were made out of and he jokingly said "meatloaf". I don't eat meatloaf and I was ten so I took him at face value.

I thought they were literally meatloaf for 20 years until my gf and I were eating them and i told her to "pass me a meatloaf" and she laughed but I was dead serious and she had to explain that I've been a fucking retard this entire time for thinking it was some sort of tiny, dehydrated astronaut meatloaf.

>>19582247
I'm so pissed I can never find these in stores anymore. I have to get them off amazon, but the normal gardets just don't do it for me after these came out.

>>19582232
Mogged

Rye chip gang

>>19582552
Some things you are told as a kid and just never question again. I read a post somewhere about a guy that when he was a kid asked what the big drainage ponds next to parking lots were for. His dad said "that's where they put the bodies", and he didn't realize it wasn't true until he repeated that same line to someone 20 years later.

>>19582232


pretzels are dry and bland

>>19582232
>S
Rye chip
Mini breadstick
>A
Corn Chex
Circle Pretzel (I can stick my tongue in this one so it gets saved)
>B
Corn chex
Wheat chex
>D
Square pretzel

>>19582572
I've only seen this in this homes of drug dealers

all you niggas too young to remember the 90s and never had puff balls and bagel chips really missed out

>>19582535
What an objectively wrong opinion

i did not care for rye chip

>>19582232
>Wheat and salt
And Worcestershire sauce, and garlic.
Those two are important.

>>19582247
I bought these and they felt off, like they were 20% crunchier than the mixed ones and thus almost inedible. what was supposed to be a munchies snack turned into a closed back forgotten for a month
Bros...is diversity really our strength?

>>19582733
hard pretzels are c tier at best

>>19582552
>and i told her to "pass me a meatloaf"

>>19582232
chex are shit, gardettos are better

Is it weird that I really like the circle pretzel but think the square one's trash?

>>19583233
Took the words right out of my mouth. was reading >>19582613 and thought "wait where's the other breadstick?"

>>19582232
mmm General Mills Wheat and Corn Feed

>>19582271
does that make obama white

>>19582232
I like to bite swastikas out of the square pretzels and leave them around the break room.

>>19583247
mmm General Mills PREMIUM Wheat and Corn Feed

>>19582587
That's not even my most retarded food-related superstition

I used to eat pop-tarts raw when I was a little kid and when my mom criticized me for not putting them in the toaster my dad once said it would "put some hair on my chest". Obviously this is just a turn of phrase, an expression my dad was using.

I continued eating raw pop-tarts until I was 28 because I literally thought it would somehow help me grow chest hair that wasn't sparse and patchy like it still is today. I had zero scientific reasoning behind this besides my dad's bullshit and I still gnawed down raw pop-tarts because I thought it would make me look manlier.

>>19583468
Well he sure ain't black

>>19582232
The rye mini toast and the mini breadstick are objectively the worst parts of this snack

>>19582234
FUCK YOU YOU ARE EVIL!!!! RYE CHIPS ARE RYE SHIT!!!!

>S
Corn Chex

>A
Rye Chip

>B
Wheat chip

>C
Round/Square pretzel

>D

Breadstick, brown chex

>>19582587
>>19582552
Parent told me they used to have job as talking clock as a kid and I believed it well into my 20s

>>19582234
>>19582247
Big Rye out in full force again today

>>19584904
My mom told my when you took a bath your body absorbed the water for when you needed to sweat

>>19585144
My grandpa told us if a white person and black person had a baby, they'd be spotted all over like a Dalmatian

>>19582232
You left out the white bagel chips which were brought back.

Good due to the worcester flavoring

>>19585158
this is true though

>>19583593
>>19583468
He is a jew

>>19582535
the pretzels are kino because they don't have salt crystals stuck to them, can't find that anywhere else

>>19582232
patrician taste arrived

>>19584904
This could be true depending on the timeframe. When home phones emerged you could call the operator and get the time I think

>>19582234
based and same

I like to get cheez its because they create the illusion of value vs buying saltines. I mean, you can buy wheat and salt or you can buy wheat, salt, and cheese.

>>19582535
Superb bait

my office has chex dispensers. why doesn't your image include the bagel chips?

Rye chip GANG

>>19585178
I wish.

>>19583489
Damn straight

Worcestershire sauce and yeast extract, which is basically msg.

>>19582232

First law of universe:

1. wheat and salt good

>>19584854
This is the way.

>>19585158
>having a baby with a black "person"
Why would anybody do this?