/ck/ - Food & Cooking

We have this thing called "bread." See, we take grass seeds (yeah, I know, grass seeds), we grind them into a powder. And that's not even where the fucked up shit starts. We then start bathing it in chemicals like bromide and bleach. Yeah, fucking bleach. After it's dry we mix it together with a vat of bacteria and cook it.

>>19578853
fake condensed milk
fake fruit jam
fake beer (corn based, the most popular type around here)
t. brazilian
at least fake mayonnaise isn't a thing here

>>19578866
the best part is if you want bread thats not loaded with literal chemicals you need to shell out $7 for a half sized loaf of Daves Killer Bread when the store brand shit is $2

>>19578866
go back

>>19578875
Tell me about all of these things
What the fuck is fake condensed milk

>>19578882
aw, what's the matter. frogposter upset I'm not taking his iddle baby thread seriously? that's right, little pepe, you'll learn all of the world's sloppa and totally rattle them out at all those parties you get invited to

>>19578897
Forget your meds today?

i had a friend come visit me in the states from russia and we went to a grocery store together and he was like 'in russia, we have fake milk for poor people made out of seed oil emulsion with sugar and they are so stupid they think it is real milk' and i said oh we have that here too it is marketed as a premium health product and costs like four times per volume what regular milk does and he was appalled. he also became addicted to full sugar soda in the two months he lived with me, and was really impressed by canned dough.

>>19578875
Costco sells sugar free fruit spread. That shit is awful.

>>19578866
double dubs of cringe

Dr. Pepper and root beer taste like medicine if you're not familiar with them apparently.