/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This a stupid
Who need a guide?
Nobody!
So why it exist
>Inb4 no one know
Just a slide thread

I always thought you had to cup the "ass" of the taco when eating it to keep the ingredients from getting shat out the back of it?

>>19570983
>tilt head forwards to eat a taco
Estúpido gringo imperialista de closet. Even if it's birria you'd eat it like a soup(and THEN lean) afterwards.

anyone have a hot dog guide? the sausage always slips out of it when i bite it

>>19570983
i refuse to go on dates with messy food because i'm clumsy and it gives them the ick

>>19570999
buddy if you'd seen my 7-year-old try and eat a taco you would know that's not true. the kid can play a damn piano but she cannot comprehend how to eat a taco properly.

you know how they sometimes come with two tortillas? is it rude to separate them and put one half of the filling onto the bottom one to make two tacos?

>>19571059
i dunno about rude--i don't think anybody cares how you eat your tacos. but i think the idea is that the one left on the plate catches all the stuff that falls off while you the first one?

>>19570983
>plate/board
>always under taco
So that's what I've been getting wrong all this time!

>>19570983
Open the top and down it, there's no complication and requires no utensils.

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>>19571068
If its from reddit shittit, why would I or anyone want to read it, and why did you find it in the first place?

>>19570983
Is this a joke about eating pussy?

>unemployed hipster "graphics designer" makes yet another useless infographic

>>19570983
imagine the pasty, transparent hands that made this image. i would bet money this dork lives in portland

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>>19570983
you know you can just fold the top of the taco and eat it without head tilt?

>>19571141
>don't put ginger on sushi
immediately disregarded

>>19571204
unironically why would you do it? you will taste nothing but ginger

>>19571141
Literally everyone in Japan mixes wasabi into the soy sauce.

>>19570983

>>19571247
Ginger's mine!

This thread is like a guide on how to piss off other people while eating.

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>>19570983
i just shovel food into my mouth in hopes it quiets the suicidal ideation for just a fucking moment.

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>>19571141
There's a lot of problems with this. Unless you're at about the $300+ per meal price point using your fingers instead of chopsticks is not common. In fact, it was only because I wanted to splurge on a bucket list meal that I learned it is "acceptable" but I still feel like it is something you only do if you're an asshole.

Do not use the blunt end of your chopsticks when taking food from a shared plate. Maybe do that with your coworkers over lunch or something but if in an actual restaurant just get a few pairs of serving chopsticks. Nobody knows how well anyone else washed their hands so the blunt ends are not considered clean.

The whole bullshit about the chopstick resting place is a bit true but much less true than 20 years ago. It used to be the case resting your fork upside down on the edge of your plate meant you were finished. It also used to be the case people sniffed wine corks or couldn't wear white past Memorial day or whatever the fuck. Nobody really does that shit anymore, the staff will just ask you, also they know what you have that's still coming or not unless you're at sushi boat in which case who gives a fuck.

Literally nobody cares how you eat your food. They just want you to have a good time. You could put ketchup on it for all they care.

>>19571750
Also, just anecdotally, if you're doing a decent prix fixe it is very possible, perhaps mildly likely, your chef will find out how much wasabi everyone prefers and if you're a baller they'll tuck some of the good shit between the fish and rice for a Nigiri course or even something like an eel hotpot or cold soba. I traded a Nigiri with my then gf, now wife, for mutual favorites and she said
>what the absolute fuck
and it took a bit of CSI sushi investigation to figure out the waiter saw me smear (real) wasabi over every square inch of the fish so the chef amped it way up. But this was Asia.

>>19570983
THE HECKIN ART OF MANLINESS!

>>19571927
Nobody said this

>>19571966
twice a month tourist here
is this one of those bots i keep hearing about?

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>>19571141
>use the blunt back end of the chopstick when taking food from a shared plate
and this is supposed to accomplish what?

>>19570983

Aw sweet, an autism thread!
I cook a lot of traditional ango slop.
When I prepare a stew,I also bake bread. I tear off a hearty chunk of bread, toss it in the bottom of the bowl, and ladle a few scoops of stew over it. You're given a spoon, and maybe a knife if you don't already have a good knife on you.
The stew is poured in fresh off the heat, so you let it rest over the bread so you don't scald your tongue and can let the bread soak it in and get soft enough to cut with your spoon.
Is to be enjoyed with a big mug of wine or dark beer.
The vegetables & meat are always cut thick so you can mix different flavors as you choose.

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>>19570999
Google "learned helplessness".

>eating tacos
Unironically one of the worst meme foods of all time; quintessential redditstaple.

>>19572524
i definitely have that

>>19571604
Man. I'm not even American, yet I'll never forget that Pete and Pete episode.
Not exactly related to that image, that chicken wing tip is legit.

>>19572407
What kind of freak goes out of his way to eat a burg upside down? You're double the freak if you make it yourself, layer all the ingredients in a sensible way but throw it all out when you decide to bite into it upside down like a retard chimp

>>19571604
I want to try this technique, might be kinda nasty.

>>19571979
The quality of dialogue on this board is so low that the GPT bots they use to fearmonger and consensus crack on /pol/ blend in perfectly

>>19571750
i don't know how to use chopsticks well so i just seperate parts of the sushi roll enough to where i can just open my mouth and grab the piece with one bite, not unlike a vacuum
i get wierd looks sometimes so i like to sit away from people but its not as disrepectful as using your hands

>>19571068
>guacamole on a taco
wat

>>19572800
I have told my parents repeatedly for maybe 20 years
>everyone listen up
>we are going somewhere and giving them money
>this is exactly what they want and need
>they are thankful for your presence even if details get mushed around
>let's fucking roll fuck it
Sounds like you anon, keep at it

>>19571036

>>19571604
No.
I refuse.

>>19572154
double dipper detected

>>19573178
>eats hot dog with bottom of the bun on the right side of mouth
>slight turn to left so bun is upside down in relation to mouth

>>19571067
>fucking based CNY anon

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>>19571058
That's probably more of a size issue with the adult-size tacos being too large for her.

>>19571068
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE TACO TRUCK HAVE A ROTISSERIE? No fucking taco truck has meat on a spit. That is a Mediterranean thing.

This has to be a troll. Or reddit being "inclusive" and considering pitas and gyros n shit to being "tacos" which enrages me.

>>19572834
Guac is indeed a mexican thing, but putting it on tacos is a Cali thing.

I feel like this is just intuitive, and you're allowed to eat a taco anyway you want to. This is pointless

>>19571141
Honestly, if you are out in public, use the fucking chopsticks they give you. Use your hands like an animal at home with sushi takeout if you must. Sure you can do it for some of the types, but it makes no damn sense for most of the rolls and shit where they are covered in sticky sauces.

The wasabi thing in soy is an asian thing, so do that shit all you want.

>>19573984
Anon…you CANNOT be this retarded

>>19570983
You have to hold the taco slightly above your mouth at a downward angle when you take a bite so you get all the juice

>>19573984
It’s like the most popular kind of taco in Mexico, it can’t even be considered a real taco place unless it has an al pastor spit

>>19571068
holy cringe, there is so much gay and fake shit in this
truly r*ddit

>>19571988

>>19572783
My dad always did this. He would just shove hins fingers underneath the burger and pick it up upside-down.
It drove me crazy, but I never said anything.

>>19573178
>hold the hot dog level
>then angle it

>>19570983
that will be $22 dollars plus tip gringo

>>19571141
I’ll eat it however I want lol

>>19572783

>>19575399
>Posting social media grifters

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>>19571265
Wtf have you been smoking? Most sushi places dont even offer soy sauce in bowls for dipping

I actually think it is kind-of racist when people who are not a member of the culture use the same methods of eating as members of the culture. It's a form of cultural appropriation.
And don't get me started on the issue of these outsiders EATING foods from other cultures.

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>>19571062
i mostly see people eat them at the same time. maybe because it's less likely to break. like double bagging.
on one occassion i know someone to eat just one of the tortilla but she's a woman so.

>>19570999
it's necessary so you don't end like India

>>19576012
I learned about that bread buttering thing when I was a kid, but I think it's more about good hygiene when you around unknown variables.
Typically when you are around family members, they aren't going to give a shit if your germs touch their germs.

>>19576030
Nobody needs a guide on etiquette because our parents have already passed down the ancient standards of food etiquette which have been developed over millennium of refinement to solve everything from hygienic maintenance and dinner disputes to annoying people with your slovenly appearance. Sure there was no one in this thread who lacked such an upbringing.

>>19576049
what about children without parents, or plain retards or americans? see why we need guides?

>>19576049
>>19576056
you watch a zoomer eat before?

>>19576049
Parents don't teach their kids anything any more. They leave it up to school, tv and the internet

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>>19571141
Shove this right up your loose asshole

>>19571470
This show was ridiculous but entertaining. I do quite the Thurston Howell impression. Ginger is the only one of these mfs alive. She'll turn 90 in February

>>19576226

>>19576448
still would

>>19570983

>>19573946
nah she's just really uncoordinated. like, hilariously so. luckily she's got the big brains.

>>19572121
alternatively: order a lobster roll

>>19576021
just remember never to double bag your pepper, Anon. unless you enjoy unplanned pregnancies.

>>19576074
only the crappy ones, Anon. not my scene. i don't much like being a dad but i am doing a good job at it. at 7, my kid has never used the internet unsupervised, doesn't know how to use a phone on her own at all, spends most of her free time reading, and wants to be an astrophysicist when she grows up.

>>19571610
this

>>19573984
This is the fully americanized """"proud mexican"""" who calls xirself "latinx", everyone. Completely excised and isolated from actual mexico and its people.

> The consumer then places the bird feet first into their mouth while holding onto the bird's head. The ortolan is then eaten whole, with or without the head, and the consumer spits out the larger bones. The traditional way French gourmands eat ortolans is to cover their heads and face with a large napkin or towel while consuming the bird. The purpose of the towel is debated. Some claim it is to retain the maximum aroma with the flavour as they consume the entire bird at once, others have stated "Tradition dictates that this is to shield – from God’s eyes – the shame of such a decadent and disgraceful act"

>“I bring my molars down and through my bird’s rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I’m giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue slowly — ever so slowly — to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, have been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull.” - Anthony Bourdain

>>19572154
So that the sharp ends which may have been in your mouth won't accidentally touch the other sushi pieces.

>>19571059
This is important to you to know? You’re a fucking loser for giving a shit. Nothing is rude in a restaurant. You’re paying money to with their food so they better not say anything if they don’t want a face full of chewed food spit at them.

>>19572800
Why would you care about disrespecting someone you’re paying to serve you? Fuck them. Money is apology enough.

>>19570983

>>19576985
is she single?

>>19574357
this

best tacos I ever ate were from a taco cart on the streets of Rosarito Mexico with al pastor cooking on a spit

tortillas, al pastor, onion, cilantro, chili peppers, and a squeeze of lime
wash down with horchata or an orange fanta

second best was goat cooked in a pit oven with other ingredients same as above

>>19571039
>not messing up on purpose and licking everything off
Imagine a girl who would laugh at this and think it's funny. Wouldn't you want to date her instead of someone who will judge you for your clumsiness?

>>19571059
not rude
personally slide bottom tortilla at a 45 degree angle to hold filling better, and, if necessary, fold the end of the bottom tortilla ‘up’ to keep filling from falling out back side of taco when I bite the front side

this has got to be the most pathetic thread ive ever seen. i cant believe people make these guides.

>>19578041
No I don't like being laughed at either. that doesn't sound like a real relationship

>>19577234
Oh, so the part that your nasty ass hands have been all over touches it instead?

>>19570983
softshell tacos are easy as fuck to eat
How to eat *hardshell* tacos? The moment you bite, the taco splits in half and everything falls out

>>19571141
I will do all 4 dont's on the left and you'll say "arigato"

>>19577212
The closest thing to one of those illuminati-esque pleasure rituals that normies will ever get. Made for the discerning pervert.

>>19571680
I prefer Bearded clam.

>>19571979
Likely.
While 4chins has it share of rank misanthropes and malcontents, Unless you are being an Abject Retard, any Flamepost reply is usually a b0t or a paid boardwrecker.
DON'T FEED the TROLLS

>>19576226
>...a part of traditional Chinese glonius cultual..

>>19571003

That’s also the extra mini taco at the end

>>19578418

It's simple, you make a tostada.

>flat so it can hold lots of toppings
>use cheese as the bottom layer
>hot toppings melt the cheese
>molten cheese holds tostada together like glue

it's genius, I will never eat hardshell tacos or taco bell again

>>19571067
It's so tasty, bros. So thicc.

I’ll eat my food however the fuck I want. I’ll scoop mashed potatoes out of the chafing tray with my bare hand and you won’t say shit, just stand there with your mouth agape catching flies. Go ahead, pull out your phone. I’m not on social media. I don’t even have a driver’s license. There’s three people on planet earth who could identify me.

>>19576448
Dawn Wells (Marianne) died of the COVID. I blame Trump directly.

>>19571839
Good places will add wasabi under the fish, and even more Japanese places will get offended if you add wasabi because it implies something about their ingredients or carefully crafted dish. The addition of wasabi to sushi actually has its roots in the fact wasabi has antibacteiral and antiparasite properties.
>>19576682
kek

>>19580202
I understand all of this. The problem is I really like real wasabi paired with high-quality sushi. To be really brutally honest I like high-end Taiwanese sushi over Japanese because they don't really, really care about shit, just pretend to care, yet still procure from Japan due to proximity. But nothing you said is wrong in any way.

>>19571680
> he wastes crab hearts
ngmi

>>19571039
chicks dig risk-taking behavior

>>19570983
that's not how you cram a taco

>>19575337
I think a good solution for these people is to snap a photo of them eating and then show how retarded their behavior looks

>>19570983

This shit is retarded. I'll eat food however the fuck I want. I couldn't care less about your culture's dumbass etiquette.

>>19572795
its as messy as normally eating wings. its nice, you get an entire piece of boneless chicken (plus two easily detachable cartilage tips) for a little work.

>>19576226
a chinese guy did that to me once when i tried to shake his hand and i'm an expert at eating with chopsticks now.

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>>19571247
Pretty sure you're supposed to use the ginger as a brush to apply soy sauce to the sushi
Heard that and tried it. I liked it. Keeps the amount down to a mild level

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>>19572737
Sad man sad life no taco moment

>>19577994
Shamelessly trying to court a 7 year old? Sometimes I almost forget where I am.

>>19583896
faggot

>>19576094
My Western brain is naturally averse to this dumb shit. Fuck you random cunt that invited me out for drinks you're not my gramps.

>>19582931
I'd tug that meat

>>19571068
>>19570983
If you are using store bought tortillas that’s a good way to make a freaking mess. Also everything will get pushed out of the other side each time you bite into it.
I have never eaten tacos like that unless they are very small.
T. Mexican

>>19571927
no meme arrow so you say this and look like this

>>19570983
HÄNDE AUF DEN TISCH, DU UNZIVILISIERTES SCHWEIN

>>19576094
>if someone offers you a glass, drink it
i prefer to be raped on my own terms, thank you

>>19584436
Ellenbogen runner vom Tisch du Hund

>>19573946
>adult-size tacos being too large for her
me and her will get along just fine, then ;)

>>19579987
ok chang

>>19577212
True degeneracy.

>>19579987
The skipper too!

>>19571067
I can't be the only one that looks forward to the St. Patrick's green milk then chug so much I get sick every year

>>19570983
A nice food hack I found was when boiling eggs. Instead of pouring the egg water in the sink, pour it in a mug and add a tea bag. And you got tea to go with your morning eggs.

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>>19578306
>doesn’t wash his hands before eating
jesus

>>19577234
I would rather kiss a stranger than suck on their hands

>>19571039
>he doesn't order the greasiest plate of BBQ ribs, devour them all messily while sucking his fingers clean, burping and farting the entire time
>he doesn't realize such a display of primal masculinity will awaken the ooga booga breed me now instinct within the woman

>>19576049
>Nobody needs a guide on etiquette because our parents have already passed down the ancient standards of food etiquette

Anon, no one understands passing on generational knowledge anymore. It's actively discouraged in some circles.

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>>19578070
It's mostly practice for Graphic Design majors. My friend did a few, namely how to change tires and how to weld an exhaust pipe.

It's about taking a concept and teaching someone who has never seen it before in a single go. It works better for conveying simple ideas, so getting people used to what a simple idea might be.

>>19587259
you know what, that makes sense. I feel like i remember doing presentations in middle school or highschool or whatever like this. just dumb shit so you understand the process of making a guide. huh..

Lmao good thread. I really, really like this thread. I have laughed several times, that's why I like it. Very good. Nice. Probably, I will laugh a few more times before it is over. Excellent

>>19570983

>>19576985
uncoordinated but plays piano?

>>19578282
Ahhh, a fellow traumatized anon. What was it? Extreme bullying? Abusive family member?

>>19587194
>SMELL THE DELICIOUS AROMA

Thank you Art of Manliness I am now a real man I can't wait to subscribe to Manscaped and buy beard oil and pine tar soap and buy flannel shirts and go on fucking reddit to post pictures of this $200 watch I just bought in a very safe style juxtaposed next to a bottle of middle shelf whiskey to be some form of inspiration to the other mid thirties manchildren

>>19588714
My girlfriend buys me this kind of shit because she doesn't listen when I tell her all I want for Christmas and my birthday is anal

>>19588721
You don't want anal. It's vaginal but worse in every way.

>>19588721
Anal is gross and feels worse than pussy. Literally just a porn meme for people who need something taboo to get off

>>19588755
She does anal too. I just don't want the fake man company bullshit. I appreciate that she wants to get me something though.
I agree that vaginal feels better but I like the whole degradation aspect. iykyk

>>19588777
She does enemas before hand so there is no shit involved. I agree what makes it good is the taboo.

>>19588794
>I like the whole degradation aspect
>iykyk

Subhuman

>>19588803
I bet you don't even beat your wife faggot

>>19570983
>go to local taco place
>it SUCKS
>sauce is just tomato, chilis and garlic in a blender
>chicken taco meat is 'seasoned' with ancho powder, ancho powder, more powder, and some tap water. i know this is true because the meat was a sickening combination of dry, waterlogged, and gritty with chili powder
>not a single grain of salt in anything
>Z E R O salt
>not like 'they advertise low/no sodium' or whatever
>they just didn't SALT anything
>corn tortilla from GFS, raw so it splits immediately when you attempt to eat
>carnitas lovingly soaked in what i assume happens if you boil raw bacon in a pot of tap water, throw the bacon away and reserve the liquid for further boiling a pork shoulder and then flopping the whole mess into a hobart stand mixer, potlikker and all, and letting the dough hook shred the meat.
>all of this served at room temperature with your choice of nothing to drink or an $8 jarritos

>>19572524
What does this have to do with taco-eating form?!

>>19570983
Nobody ever needed a guide to eat a soft taco. Admit you mexicans are just trolling with hard taco shells already.

the only guide you need fellas thank me later

>>19582931
this is just plain wrong and proves that these redditors have no clue, you have to break the shells around the tail from the side and then open it up on the belly side. If you try that method 1/3 is going to be half stuck in the shell, fucking useless noobs.

>>19589076
>how to drink aquavit
Man, there was a Time-Life book on "foods of the world" or some shit from the 70s and this was in the "cooking of Scandinavia". I haven't seen this since '98.

>>19589076
The Duality of Man

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>>19589637
what kind of faggotry is this

>>19588714
oh just shut the fuck up you obnoxious faggot you're worse than anyone

>>19590299
>oh just shut the fuck up you obnoxious faggot you're worse than anyone

>>19576094
the drinking games sound like fun (if not done under duress)

>>19579729
it's not a booty call. it's not a hookup. it's emergency clam

tacos are such a retarded food
why would you make something so messy that it's guaranteed to drip all over yourself.

>>19572783
Ill eat some things upside down, because that changes the flavoring
pop tarts for example. when eaten upside puts that sugary shit right on my taste buds.

>>19575744
Who's gonna tell him?

I eat however I immediately feel like. I’ll eat salad with my hands often.

>>19588800
Do you know what a taboo is? It means it's bad.

How do I eat a popsicle in public as a grown man without it being gay? I really want to just go to town on it, but whenever I bite it I feel like I'm worsening the experience and feel like I'm overcompensating which is even more gay.

>>19590941
and by "go to town" I don't mean biting it, I mean really giving it the works, cheek action and all. Difficult to do it subtly.

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>>19571247
He's probably a child who needs the ginger to hide the fish texture.

>>19571604
In my experience, I found it easier to pull the bone out from the thin end of the flat than the fat end.

>>19575236
I remember when I moved from my small town to the city and went to Chipotle the first time.
I completely unwrapped the burrito and it was so fucking hard to eat.
Then a friend of mine told me to keep it wrapped and to peel away the foil as I ate it and it blew me away.

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>>19570999
For sliding what? The fast food threads?

>>19583572

It is literally meant to cleanse your palate between different bites

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>>19592730
You can never slide those away they’ll just come back again the next day

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>>19572834
Never been to California, huh? We have guac for breakfast here.

>>19570983

>>19594197
Picky eaters are so lame

>>19578041
Such a woman doesn't exist, anon. By doing such a thing, you'd just be showing her you're not hypercompetent in everything and make her pussy dry up.

>>19588505
Bullying and not being man enough to just smash my head in that bitch mouth.

>>19570983

>>19570983
make a peanut butter sandwich the right way

>>19570983

>>19596489
kys

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>>19594239
Am I really picky because I don't want to eat organs

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>>19570983
I fold the back of the taco in so the meat doesn't spill out.

>>19571452
Oh I just grab a bit and slurp like I'm eating ramen.

>>19577069
>who calls xirself "latinx"
I have never heard this in real life and I'm convinced this is some twitter psyop

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>>19598108
What the actual fuck?

>>19570983

>>19597169
Yes

>>19570983

>>19599160
Total pufferfish death
Millions must die

>>19576985
>luckily she's got the big brains
don't ever tell her that anon. shit fucked me up. my parents were extremely neglectful too which didn't help of course.
if she brings back a high scoring test to proudly show you, tell her you're proud of her or great job or something.

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>>19571003
There's really nothing like the last bite of a cupped taco.

>>19571161
>fold the taco
Could this work?

>"I thought we were using >>19598389 "
>"OH no, I said >>19572407 "

>>19576682
Fucking lmao

>>19598389
>clam neck membrane
I have never eaten a clam that required me to remove a membrane of any kind. What the fuck?

>>19595231
this was just the cover. here's the instructions

>>19576434
what the fuck
Does anyone actually do this? this has to be the dumbest fucking thing I've seen on this board in a while.

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>>19571141
I'm going to rub then so hard I start a fucking fire, piss off with this shit

>>19570983

>>19571039
My wife and I went to a mexican joint on our first date and to this day (14 years later) she still notes that me getting some goop on my shirt and not making a big deal about it is when she knew she really liked me....because other guys would have freaked out according to her.

>>19601561
oh look it's the fidf again

>>19593786
>eat samosa
>turn samoan

>>19593801
You spelled cock wrong.

>>19570983
Does anyone have the soup cylinder image
This thread reminded me of that anon

>>19599583
Kek

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>>19588442
Small vs large muscles

>>19576060
We get it. You're old.

>>19604576
>We get it. You're old.
hit a nerve?

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>>19571141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLmekEsaak

>>19605777
I have never noticed a member of my family fart. I think that has fucked me up pretty badly.

>>19573178
>how to eat a hot dog
>1. Move glasses around
>2. Eat hot dog
>3. Knockout your target with chloroform

>>19576036
What the hell are you talking about?

>>19606453
It’s a bot

>>19606442
honestly loled

>>19588142

>>19571097
>Is this a joke about eating pussy?
do you need a plate/board for that too?
and limes and sauces?

>>19571452
why did they use the word putz? It's yiddish.

>>19588142
i always break em in half and eat it like a taco

>>19573932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu6SC8vABgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvi2jyg0JYo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZF6Dc8CKIuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MrL90zksKc

>>19589647
A whole lit of faggotry to avoid tasting what you claim to like.

>>19570983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_CtqhjLzi4

>>19578040
Same. Never had them as good as Rosarito. Have had a lot come close though.

>>19599772
>boil your worms. no, seriously boil them
>are you done boiling them? that boiling will have brought a lot of awful stuff to the surface, so clean them off and boil them in new, clean water
>do that again to be safe
>ok now... you should probably cook them again. make sure they're burnt to a crisp
>seriously, are you sure you want to eat worms? this is how parasites happen

>>19576434
>DIGESTIVE
why is it called that? sounds like something for old people.

>>19576094
>just saying "I don't drink" is usually not good enough
I'll fucking bash the bottle over your gook head. How about that? Is that good enough?

>>19572473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV9jktZ2ftk

>>19571604
Or I can just order tendies, faggot ass image

>>19571067
Am I doing it right?

>>19577069
1/3 of Mexico is currently occupied by the USA

>>19574277
Yes, they are that retarded.