/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19555671
You burnt the sausage.

>>19555684
Yes, as is proper when cooking a hot dog over a bon fire.

>>19555671
Ketchup is god tier on 'dogs, and I will die on this hill.

>>19555688
checked and based

>>19555671
ketchup on a hot dog is for toddlers. come back when your balls drop.

>>19555702
If you don't like regular style hot dogs that's fine, what toppings do you prefer?

>>19555688
>>19555696
tastetards

>>19555671
I don't really fuck with hotdogs.
But if I'm having a braut or a sausage on a bun, I only want sauerkraut and relish as condiments.

>>19555707
>regular style
nothing regular about that shit.

>>19555702
Hot dogs are for toddlers so it's fine to put ketchup on them

>>19555671
I also prefer mine regular style.

>>19555671
sliced fresh tomato and yellow mustard.

>>19555671
Hotdog with ketchup is the only way to go. Fuck all the other random toppings.
>>19555688
A LIL BIT LOUDA FOA DA PYPO IN DA BCK, KING

regular style chad checking in

my god you all are degenerates. the only acceptable toppings on a hotdog are mustard, chili, and onions.

>>19555688
Based and 'Chup pilled

>>19555717
I'll put my hot dog in your Mom's former toddler, a.k.a. (You)

new wave of summerfags thinks everything is based now. the word has lost all meaning. zoomers ruin everything.

>>19555671
Plain hot dogs, if the hot dogs are actually good and made from beef. With ketchup, only if it’s that brownish mildly spicy ketchup they have in Europe. I forget what it is called.

*BLOCKS YOUR WAY*

>>19555687
So why conveniently the ketchup is over the burnt side?

well?

>>19555688
>>19555702
Duality

>>19555860
Goes on bratwursts not hot dogs.

>>19555688
It's fine. The reason Shitcagofags don't like it is because it's sweet and they've already piled on bunch of other sweetness on top so the 'chup puts it over the edge.
Personally though, I like a good mustard dog with some diced onions.

I like to crack an egg on top. The heat of the dog cooks the egg.

cant believe no one posted this.

>>19555671

>>19555688
Ketchup is trash, mustard is better.

America invented the hot dog, but Japan perfected it.

I don't usually add cheese but I had some leftover. Chili, mustard, and serranos.

>>19556016
there's a huge difference between northern chili, southern chili, and hotdog chili. beans do not belong on a hotdog.

>>19555671
The classic, ketchup, mustard and crispy fried onion flakes. Can't top it.

>>19556023
nothing classic about ketchup unless you're 4 years old.

>>19556020
I'll fight you any day over my beenz, faggot.

>>19556028
even your favorite brand betrays you

>>19556028
you actually eat that shit? that proves you have no taste.

I air fry my hot dogs and top them with mustard. Put the buns in there too at the end to toast.

>>19556119
You would.

>>19555787
this shit, faggot? you like to put this homo sauce on your weiner?

>>19556241
I think it might actually be curry ketchup in Germania. I noticed they have it in other parts of Europe too, and it tastes the same, but it was just ‘spicy ketchup’ with no reference to curry

>>19556196
You're damn right. Shit's yummy.

>>19555708
>>19555702
>>19555768
>>19556027

I like mine with a mix of mustard, ketchup and a little mayo, with onion and pickles on top, some spicy thingy like Tabasco, or shriracha or some peppers just to top it of, salivating.

>>19556114
how dare you speak such heresy about our lord and savior; the almighty Hormel Chili™

also an egg, if there is space, I'll go and make one first thing in the morning, ty lads

Mustard, Cincinnati chili, finely shredded sharp cheddar.

>>19556389
Forgot pic

Do cu/ck/olds seriously get angry if you put ketchup on a hotdog?

>>19556539
I hate, no, loathe anyone over the age of 6 that puts ketchup on their hotdog. I've never met an adult who did that wasn't a worthless piece of shit. same applies to men that wear sandals and anyone with unnatural colored hair. huge red flags.

>>19556539
I prefer tomatoes over ketchup on my dawgs, but I also like simplicity.
My inlaws all love slathering mayonnaise on their hotdogs. fucking REPULSIVE. thank god their daughter is hot and shits out babies on command for me.

>>19555810
Basado

>>19556558
>>19556583
This is the same person.

What's your excuse for not embracing the superior hotdog bun?

>>19555671
regular style is not toppings at all, anon.

>>19556964
inferior all around.
embrace perfection.

>>19556016
That looks good and it's not slathered to hell and back in chili

>>19557251
yeah the obviously soggy bun and beans and congealed cheese and raw peppers looks super appetizing.

>>19555671
deep caramelised onion
'chup and 'stard
on a pork sausage
the British way
bloody gert lush

>>19555969
What the fuck am I looking at

>>19557345
looks like shit, anon. congrats on having no taste.

Only way to enjoy it is cold.

>>19557401
well that's enough internet for me for today. goodnight everyone.

>>19556964
That's not a Twinkie (Wiener Sandwich, that is)

>>19555702
>>19555810

>>19555860
Yes

>>19555671
Over the bon fire is great jam a pointed twig in the middle not to far don't want it to break apart in the fire
burn the shit out of it
eat off stick

>>19555671
>Never campfire cooked offering his opinion

just started eating hot dogs with diced red onions and those little chicago style peppers, and its soooo good. I really have been missing out
pic rel

>>19557348
BBH Big black hotdog

>>19555671
N

I legit have been eating cold dogs out of the package because i don't want to stand in the kitchen long enough to heat them up because my roommates are a bunch of cunts

>>19557251
Agreed, although I might knife and fork that one (which I like sometimes with chili dogs when they have cheese).

Hot sauce and jalapeno with ghost pepper sauce.

Yes im insane.

>>19558351
Why dont white peepo season they hot dogs

Sonoran dogs are the only hotdogs worth touching, be gone with this filth

>>19555671
Usually just some unsweetened ketchup, other times I go for cheese sauce.

I mostly eat a classic version: ketchup, mustard, and dill relish. A ratio of 2:1 of sour to sweet. Why do guys on here talk like a hivemind about this? If you can properly space out the flavors, it works. Don't be such a close-minded dumbass about condiments. I also enjoy chili cheese dogs at 2:1 of cheese to chili.

>>19558394
Thank you for having the only acceptable take, some hotdogs are ok but all sonoran dogs are amazing.

>>19555671
Mustard and relish

>>19555899
Norwegians unite

>>19558119
Try that with horseradish deli mustard
My favorite

>>19555819
probably cause the ketchup is on the top you fucking retard as opposed to on the side cause it's easier

>>19558394
THIS, except for Hermosillo's hotdogs

>>19555671
anything, but relish, mustard and kraut is disgusting.

>>19556016
Would eat

>>19556396
based coney bro

>>19556539
Only redditors with their
>muh forced extreme hate reaction to mundane food preference
See>>19556558

>>19555671
I put brie on my hotdog once and it was actually pretty nice. Normally I just put mustard on them though

>>19555687
A bonfire is only acceptable if you have no access to other cooking methods. You went outside, made afire to cook a hot dog, and then came back inside? Literally why?

just mustard and onion for me and sometimes kraut
make it a chili dog with melted cheese on top for the winter

>>19559100
I was burning scrap wood in the yard and got hungry.

Bread, sausage, ketchup, mustard and shoestring potatoes

>>19559100
Bonfire is legitimately the only way you should ever be cooking and eating hot dogs at home. All other methods mean that you went out of your way to cook and prepare a hot dog. With a bonfire it’s an afterthought, just a side effect of having a fire. If you’re actually preparing a hot dog as a meal and not something you buy from a street vendor or eat at a sporting event then you need to get your life together. To sum things up,

hot dog prepared by someone else outside of your home or cooked on a fire while you’re doing yard work: acceptable

hot dog you prepared yourself, for yourself, in an actual kitchen: seek help

>>19559389
I dont eat hot dogs or cook over open fire because I want cancer but you do you

>>19559427
>not cooking over an open fire like our ancestors did
ngmi

>>19559485
Your ancestors raped and ate people

>>19559542
as it should be

my go to is a cheese and bacon wiener in bread with ketchup, mustard, fried onion, shrimp salad, and one of these things wrapped around or over it

it's called "lompe" and i haven't seen them outside of Norway, it's basically a potato tortilla thing, goes well with hot dogs

>>19557348
Nagasaki Dog

>>19555671
ketchup with Mexican mayo (it has lime). when the katsup and the mayo mix, its delicious.

>not putting french fries in your dog
ISHYGDDT

>>19557345
Finally the brits get one right.

>>19558394
Where is the dog?

>>19559619
that's thousand island dressing

>>19559671
>not using Zell for a hotdog post

>>19559765
It went sayonara

>>19559773
it's mayonesa

>>19555671
Vinegar slaw on a beef dog is good

>>19559803
I've seen this at Publix, figured I'd regret buying it though, is it much different from regular mayo?

>>19559100
>You went outside, made afire to cook a hot dog, and then came back inside? Literally why?

>>19559389
Thanks, hot dog expert, you fucking faggot.

>>19555671
Any combination of cheese, bacon, sauerkraut, raw onions, fried onions, or dijon mustard works for me.

>>19560004
Yes, it’s made with soya frijoles instead of soybeans.

>>19556539
It is just the most boring way to eat a hot dog, that’s all. Even more so than eating one plain. The sweetness of the bun should balance the saltiness of the hot dog nicely. If you add tomato syrup to it, the way you would add strawberry syrup to a sundae, it throws it all off, and all you really taste is the tomato syrup. It overpowers it, ruining the hot dog.

This post was written in Chicago.

>>19556539
It is just the most boring way to eat a hot dog, that’s all. Even more so than eating one plain. The sweetness of the bun should balance the saltiness of the hot dog nicely. If you add tomato syrup to it, the way you would add strawberry syrup to a sundae, it throws it all off, and all you really taste is the tomato syrup. It overpowers it, ruining the hot dog.

This post was written in Chicago

>>19555702
you dropped this, you megafaggot

>>19555671
hotdogs are so salty, I wanted to puke last time I bit into one

>>19561254
This looks dangerous. If anything should obstruct the one air hole in this mask, you could suffocate.

>>19555764
yes, hello, based department? that gentleman right there with the gold chain and Hawaiian t shirt

>>19555865
That's not what duality fucking means you retard.

Duality is when the same person has completely contrasting or opposite values or reactions to something.

You just picked out two different anons who disagree. That's not duality that's just "different." God damn moron. This is why you never had friends in school besides the special ed kids.

>>19561275
It really doesn’t sound like you have friends, the way you go on. I mean, who could stand to listen to your blathering?

>>19561275
thats a good point anon. based on this short encounter i think its likely your precise and intentional use of language allows for some thought provoking conversations

>>19561255
Let them swim in the bathtub for a few days first

kewpie, ketchup, and pepperonKinos, the three K's of a perfect hot dog

>>19557454
Is it really so wrong for me to act like this about a delicious hot dog

I member coating them with these after school
some nachos coated with both also, good walk home.

>>19555860
This and some mustard anon and I’ll get on my knees and start sucking

>>19556119
>I air fry my hot dogs

>>19559803
ketchup and mayo is thousand island dressing

Lately I have been using mayo, pickled Jalapeños and roasted Habanero salsa.
Very tasty.

>>19555671
'tchup, 'yuns, 'sterd, and special sauce in the bun.

>>19562179
what are the other 998 islands then

>>19555671
>avocado
>tomato
>mayo, bbq and chilli
>sauerkraut
I call them "full dogs" if you know you know

>>19555671
Yesterday I did a dog with:
Sauerkraut
Brown mustard
Grilled onions
Habañero hot sauce
Ketchup
It was very good.

>>19561268
that's the whole point, you learn to swallow them quickly

>>19555671
ONLY spicy mustard

>>19558394
I recognize every part of this image from the table to the Styrofoam to the pepper. Absolutely based sir. It's not often do we see heroes on this board.

>>19555671
for me it is sweet crunchy tangy slaw and The Mustard
although ketchup with The Mustard is also okay
if bratwurst then i often add caramelized onion

>>19555711
i also fucks with relish and kraut but if i finna having those then i def get some The Mustard on that bih fr fr

>>19561773
These dispensers are ALWAYS empty. They were empty 10 years ago and they are STILL empty today.
I fucking hate 711 workers, laziest pieces of shits to grace this earth.

>>19563698
Waste of food and cum

>>19556539
Not in real life but they’ll seethe all day on the internet like a fucking loser.
I just can’t imagine how entitled you are to get pissed off about what other people eat

>>19555671
This hand has touched male genitals. Think about it, gross.
Mustard is a must.

>>19559542
And they were damn good at it too. You’re weak. You’d cry if you had to kill a cow and butcher it.

>>19563679
Vinegar island, mustard island, Epstein island… you get the picture

>>19565852
My hands touch male genitalia several times a day.

I like mine with lettuce and ranch. Ranch is incredibly underrated on hot dogs. I call them 'salad dogs'. Otherwise, I like them with mustard, I feel that ketchup taints the dog.

>>19555671
Mustard. Maybe some finely chopped onions. That's it.

>>19555671
mustard, kraut, and a dill spear. simple as
shitsup is for the mentally ill.

>>19555671
I'll take mine plane, thanks :)

>>19555671
>bun
>dog
>sauteed onions
>chup
>mustard
all ya need

>>19566341
>says the one triggered by ketchup

>>19566459
ruining your food with artificial preservative filled tomato flavored sugarslop is indeed vile

>>19566472
>mustard, buns and HOT DOGS have no artificial preservatives in them

>>19555671
Mustard and onions
Chicago style
When I was middle school I'd go to 7-11 and get a cheeseburger hotdog, top it with onions, chili, and nacho cheese(I was thin as a child so preemptively stopping "fatty" comments)

>>19555671
Ketchup if it is basic hotdog topping, otherwise chili dog

>>19557401
disgusting

>>19566501
Don't worry Anon, Summer is almost over and some of the /pol/ cross-posting will be stemmed.

>>19555702
>your balls drop.
Kill yourself tranny

It's amazing seeing the mustard elitists post pictures of yellow mustard on their dogs like they're better than ketchup enjoyers. If it's mustard it has to be brown at the least or ideally and specifically Kosciusko mustard.

What are the best mustards besides Koscuisko?

>>19559100
are you White?

>>19566962
Obviously he isn't.

>>19566936
Aldi beer mustard, Colman's, anything with nice big chunky mustard seeds, sometimes a cheeky dijon.

>>19555671
With half a jar of minced garlic

>>19567059
>The Mustard
fuck yes. great post

>>19555671
I went to a local hot dog stand and told him to hook it up, he put cream cheese, Fritos and spicy sriracha mayo on a bratwurst. Honestly it was delicious

>>19568688
I suppose I’ll add that my normal setup is sauerkraut, stone ground mustard, grilled onions and relish

bread and meat are just begging for the Cheese of cheeses

sorry to spalmpost but I put this in the hot source thread but this is probably a better place.

Hot relish. Made it last night and ho-damn this shit's hot enough to remove Mexican's ball hair. Will put on hotdogs later tonight and share my joy and pain.

>>19566936
Plochmans yellow American mustard.

>>19555810
As long as it's not a sweet relish I'm on board!

Like this!

>>19569124
dude what the FUCK

>>19568717
Looks great anon, I love making my own relish.

>>19570821
double down dog

>>19557401
this person deserves to die

>>19568717
that looks really good, share the recipe

>>19555671
mustard and onions

>>19570875
>>19570892
I had it with a couple dogs last night and it was very tasty but yeah, it provided a consistent but manageable pain

The most basic recipe is your choice of hot and sweet peppers, chopped finely with seeds, and then simmered with some salt and white wine or distilled vinegar to taste. I toss a little garlic paste in, some people like to add some chopped onion but I actually don't like my hot relish to have a complex flavour profile, I just like the plain peppers and vinegar because it serves a purpose as a condiment.

One thing I would advise - after simmering it down until desired thickness, I find the vinegar loses a lot of its fresh flavour, so after the relish cools I sprinkle a little more in there to brighten it up

oh fuck yeeees this is the true calling for a hot relish. >>19570915

>>19555688
For me, it's wrapping it in a slice of provolone and tossin sum chikfila sauce onnit

I put hot sauce on my sausages so I can't taste the unwashed intestines that they use as casings. Nothing weaker than the scorpion.

Have any of you ever had a Sonoran dog? I've lived in Arizona for 15 years and never had one.

>>19555688
Based. Try Indian ketchup some time.

>>19570915
One thing I would advise - kill yourself after posting this leddit spaced garbage and that disgusting photo.

>>19555671
Chili (with beans), and nacho cheese. Otherwise, I just put on what I do with better sausages, usually just kraut cooked in beer and dill mustard.

>>19572257
bit glib

>>19560004
The lime, mainly

>>19555688
I'm a chicagoan and I don't really like grilled hot dogs or char dogs and prefer ketchup and onions on those or cream cheese and jalapeno. A proper steamed dog regular chicago style is unbeatable overall.

>the perfect hotdog doesn't exis..

just mustard for me, thanks.

>>19555897
I have this saved in my porn folder for some reason.
It's been there for years now, and I have no idea how it got there.

>>19555671
Mustard and onions

>>19571006
I moved to Montana last year and apparently cherry pepper relish/stuff like that just literally isn't a thing here?? Like I legitimately went to every grocery store in town and no one had any clue what I was talking about. They opened up a Jersey Mike's here this year though and have Cherry Pepper Relish so hopefully all these Westerners can learn the fuck up about hot relish.

>>19555671

>>19555671
Tomato wedges, jalapenos, and heaps of caramelized onions + mustard and hot sauce on a pretzel bun. Fucking peasant, get some nutrition

>>19574547
that looks like a 7 11 quarter pounder

>>19559564
shrimp salad

say what now?

>>19555671
i like mine "G.G." style

sour cream and hot sauce

>>19576533
bloody savages

>>19555671
Chilidogs are great. Some melted fake cheese, some crap-tier chili-with-beans, small amount of chopped onions, BIG hotdog, small bun.

>>19556028
>>19556094
>no artificial ingredients
As opposed to what, the "modified cornstarch" or "textured soy flour" which are clearly made by God?

>>19561252
>It overpowers it, ruining the hot dog.
>how dare you put flavorings on your pureed pig assholes, pig lips, pig intestines, pig cocks, and pig uteruses, don't you know that these are the prime cuts?!

lettuce, green onion, ketchup, mustard

Chili cheese dog is awesome but i definitely want more brats with kraut because they're delicious

>>19556027
>omg guys I watched dirty harry too am I a manly man now??!

>>19577573
>It overpowers it
That's the entire point. Hot dogs taste like shit.

>>19555688
ketchup is goat for hot dogs.

>>19555671
>'chup, mustard, relish, raw white onions, saurkraut, jalepenos
MAN I am craving some dog rn frfr

>>19555671
Mustard n' Sauerkraut. Simple as.

>>19555671
>>19555688
disgusting. this place is plagued with uncultured peasants

>>19555671
Just a bit of ketchup, not enough to drown it.

>>19555687
and yes this anon is correct. a good char is right and proper with campfire cooking

>>19555702
Trying to be some kind of classist moralfag about *hot dogs* has got be the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. There's definitely something wrong with your priorities if you feel that's what's going to give you the anonymous e-points in the virtual slapfight you're trying to start but no one cares about.

>>19578409
pride in cooking is for retards. the only people who work at restaurants anymore are the people too stupid to get fired. i only worked in the restaurant industry for a half year because it fucking sucked but i still see faggots on this board lecture me about my cooking, meanwhile the new york times was interviewing me instead. this place has gone full blown reddit "eww meat and grease!" in the last few years. fucking faggots

>>19555897
Bc it wasn't funny then and it still isn't

Coleslaw and Ketchup or mustard and sauerkraut.

Ayo gimme da reggie glizzy all day.

>Bratwurst im Brötchen mit Ketchup
Mein Neger

>>19569124

dog hot

>>19555671
Usually just 'tard and rarely 'tard and 'chup

>>19555969
Looks like Oprah’s cunt

>>19578312
>>19577573

Hot dogs are fucking disgusting. I literally cannot eat one without retching.

>>19556379
yeah me too.. just made these two for breakfast,
bacon wrapped.

>>19555702
looks like you nailed it on the head judging by all of the seething replies lol

Raggarballe me svängdurr, blodig

good glizzy thread

>>19581122
Don't samefag.

>>19561255
>he didn't purge his dogs in freshwater before preparing them
Gotta let them soak, dude.

>>19566936
Stadium mustard is worth trying.
My go-to, other than whole grain mustard.
I bought a bag of seeds to make it from scratch.

I like to put ketchup AND mustard on my hotdog. Fight me.

>>19578118
that's not a hot dog. That's an american sandwhich

>>19581472
>4chan is one person
learn how anonymous boards work, retard.

>>19571260
I do chick fil a sauce on corn dogs and it's fucking amazing

this thread has been up for DAYS for no reason

>>19582403
I’ll give you a reason to cry about

>>19582311
Dont samefag