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19563961 No.19563961 [Reply] [Original]

This is the last time I buy a ham from walmart. They gave me the asshole.

>> No.19563963

>>19563961
naw dog, you already are one.

>> No.19563970

i wouldnt eat it but i doubt thats the asshole

>> No.19563977
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>>19563961

>> No.19563992

See if you can suck a turd out of it

>> No.19563993

>>19563961
it's probably an abscess from raising pigs in unsanitary conditions

>> No.19564029
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>> No.19564051

>>19563961
Thats hot

>> No.19564053

>>19563993
this is even worse

>> No.19564056

>>19563961
thats what you get for buying goyslop

>> No.19564057

>>19563961
an asshole for an asshole

>> No.19564089

>>19563961
what a Great Value!

>> No.19564099

>>19563961
You see a problem, I see an opportunity

>> No.19564107

>>19563961
Hawt af

>> No.19564223
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>>19563961
yeah baby warm that shit up and you got a way to work up an appetite AND dinner

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>>19563961
yeah sure, (((they))) gave you the asshole.

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>>19563961
Try Aldi instead.

>> No.19564367

curios did you stick your tongue in it?
You did didn"t you

>> No.19564382

>>19563961
>eating meat
you're begging for this

>> No.19564523

>>19564353
i spy with my brown eye...

>> No.19564828
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>>19563961

>> No.19564860

Cut it out like you would an eye from a potato or a black spot from an onion
What's the deal?

>> No.19564865

>>19563961
wonder if it was a cyst or abscess

>> No.19565664

>>19563961
Don't eat pork or pork products

>> No.19565742

I would rim it desu (been on nofap for a while)

>> No.19565817

>>19563961
That's where they shot.
Sometimes the ham etc is just shit, no matter which continent you are from. Into the trash.

>> No.19565962

>>19565664
you think other animals don't have assholes?

>> No.19566180

>>19565962
Most animals don't have assholes actually

>> No.19566186

bought pork belly yesterday
came with two nipples
ate it anyway

>> No.19566190

>>19563961
Keep collecting them and once you have enough make hotdogs

>> No.19566217
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>>19566180
they most certainly am do!

>> No.19566222 [DELETED] 

>>19563961
Looks like my nine year old sister's asshole. She's disabled and I have to change her.

>> No.19566227
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>>19563961
>buying presliced bottom barrel price luncheon meat
first mistake

>> No.19566230

>>19563961
Anon... You know what you have to do, right?
You just have to fuck it. You just have to. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance.

>> No.19566281

>>19563993
That's 100% what it is.

>> No.19566291

>>19565817
they shoot them in the head. ham does not come from the head.

>> No.19566303

Enjoy Uranus

>> No.19566306
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>>19566303
This guy.

>> No.19566627

>>19566291
Ham comes from the asshole?

>> No.19567979

>>19566627
Same place u came from

>> No.19568127

>>19567979
No I'm white

>> No.19568134

>>19563961
meat is disgusting and also murder

>> No.19568136

>>19563961
>get free anal fleshlight
>bitches about it

>> No.19568139

>>19566230
And once OP has done the deed, he can just eat the evidence

>> No.19568156

>>19564382
This.

>> No.19568296

did you examine the neighboring slices for more of the asshole?

>> No.19568299

we muslims tried warning y'alls dumb asses about this shit

>> No.19568315

>>19563961
truly disgusting
bump

>> No.19568417

>>19568299
You just copied the jews tho

>> No.19568432
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>>19563961
This wouldn't have happened if Walmart employed proper ham sniffers.

>> No.19568436
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>> No.19568539

So can any big brained Anon tell me how this could happen? I'm fairly sure that might be just an abscess or something, not an actual anus.
Or is that just so well shopped that I can't tell?

>> No.19568547
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>>19568539
Normally the ham sniffer would detect the fragments of anus poo or abscess puss, but walmart cuts corners by not hiring professionally trained and certified ham sniffers.

>> No.19568557

>>19568539
the pig was raised in unsanitary, cramped conditions and bacteria accumulated under the skin, causing an infection that accumulated pus that filled a pocket growing inside the flesh. when the pig was slaughtered, evidently the abscess broke during transportation or maybe was lanced during processing. It was packed and made its way to you. And now, you know what you have to do. Nobody has to know. If you do it away from any smartphone or laptop cameras, in a closed room perhaps in the basement, there will be no evidence. just you and the hamcess, exploring the frontiers of love, expanding the definition of sin

>> No.19568697

>>19568436
way to ruin a funny image with a bunch of unfunny posts

>> No.19568881

>>19568697
you're so goddamn new it hurts. i bet youre the faggot who posted the OP on reddit. yes i am also a faggot but fuck you anyway

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>>19563961

>> No.19568927

>>19568299
Pigs aren't the only animals this can happen to

>> No.19568928

>>19563961
You are what you eat, anon.

>> No.19568993

You can get a whole bag of pig assholes at an Asian grocery store, pork bung is a delicacy

>> No.19569017

>>19568134
So are seats without lumbar support but I don’t see any hippies up in arms about that

>> No.19569044

>>19569017
Well yeah, they can't get up because their lumbar's shot.

>> No.19569781

someone posted this thread on twitter and it has like 100k likes there

>> No.19569801
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>>19563961
>american ham exclusively comes in squares inside plastic packets to remind you that it's industrial giga processed "meat"
>pic related confuses and scares the mutt

>> No.19570642

well, are you gonna put your dick in it or what?

>> No.19570650

>>19566190
KEK

>> No.19570722

>>19569781
fucking go back there and leave here, cunt

>> No.19570735

>>19570722
i saw it here first, i mostly use twitter for sports news but sometimes i get other things recommended including this, chill

>> No.19571603

>>19569801
>confuses and scares
Nigga that looks fucking delicious. Shut the fuck up.

>> No.19571634

>>19568697
Then just don’t read them? Are you a fag or something?

>> No.19571686

>>19568557
LOL

>> No.19571710

>>19563961
Chitterlings are good for you

>> No.19571749
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>> No.19571801

>>19563961
I think that's a hole from a cyst

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19571947

Eat it, you pussy.

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19571957

>>19564029
>Dick Shaper Machine

>> No.19572164

>>19564223
the fuck am i looking at?

>> No.19572186

>>19563961
Wtf...cystipigs are real??

>> No.19572199

>>19571957
i like how this wasn't deleted. janny is probably american and doesn't recognize an uncircumsized penis when he sees it

>> No.19572319

>>19571957
>>19572199
kek

>> No.19573428

>>19563961
that's what you get for ordering "cooked" "ham"
t. ex-delifag

>> No.19573478

>>19572164
A blue ribbon garloid

Most people don't hang theirs up, but it's the secret to growing them so big

>> No.19573481

What's worse, a healthy pork asshole or an abscess?

>> No.19573484

>>19563993
The jews were right. This is fucking disgusting

>> No.19573496

stop forcing me to look at this ham asshole every time im on here

>> No.19573508

>>19573478
this. let gravity work it's magic

>> No.19573574

>>19563961
You ain't from the South if you ain't had no fried ham butthole. Straight up.

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>>19572199
>>19572319
>>19571957

>> No.19573756

Fuck it

>> No.19573770
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>>19573749
>>19571957
>>19572319
>>19572199
If anyone is taking record, include me in the screencaps. lmfaooooooo

>> No.19574805

>>19571957
Interesting how someone took a small bite, right out of the tip. Did that person not know what a hotdog tastes like?

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>>19571957
Is that one of those hot dogs with horseradish sauce filling?

>> No.19576217

>>19563961
Would

>> No.19576280

>>19574805
Just testing the temperature, standard procedure where I'm from.

>> No.19576289

>>19564029
>thank you larry

>> No.19576346

>>19563961
stick ya dick in it