/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19552392
shant every be eating a munchy box ever in my life so help me god

>>19552392
That is a fuckton of calories for one meal, fish and chips here is way more food than I am comfortable eating, no way can I eat all that fried shit. And fried food isn't good as leftovers, unless you have a air fryer to restore them.

Good price though.

>>19552392
Once people have given up their dignity

>>19552392
Never. We're all eating tendies and that will never change

KFC has this now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pz8OAdwH0A

>>19552392
I think it's a poverty thing. Brits look at that and think it's a lot of food for 10 eurodollars, the quality of the food isn't part of their equation.

>>19552403
Its something you eat with friends, preferably sloshed.

>>19552476
Also I did this kind of thing too when I was a broke college kid, there's a place in Lowell MA called Suppa's that anons should look up for the American version of a munchie box. It's a three pound sandwich with tendies, mozzarella sticks, marinara sauce, more mozzarella, and french fries.

>>19552392
this is more a compliment to bongs and criticism of others but otherworlders, need their poverty slop presented better. Bongs to their credit aren't afraid of admitting what that is, and it's presented as such

I would devour that ngl.

>>19552392
>>19552403
For that much deep-fried stuff, is surprisingly low calorie actually. I was expecting 5000+ range.

>>19552392
This would cost $20 in america and we'd drop the fish and replace with chicken. Drop the steak pie and give us eggrolls or buffalo chicken eggrolls. The battered sausages would be mozerlla sticks.

>>19552392
Salt and chilli munchie box from a Chinese takeaway is absolute peak hangover food

you can do munchie boxes at most hot bars in grocers

>>19552392
Marketing post. Disregard.

>>19552884
big fryshop will pay for this

>>19552884
brainrot

>>19552392
it's bad business to let you be satisfied for $10, no matter what it costs them

>>19552392
im south they dont do munchy boxes here. it's a north thing because those areas are poorer and not gentrified.

>>19552998
>it's a north thing
just felt like making lies up today ?

>>19553002
nope it's truth.
The further up you go the more options in fried sloppa you find.

>>19553006
i have freinds from the midlands and the south who get munchy boxes

>be me
>be eight
>Love chilimac
>Dad says this food is for queers
>No idea why but keep eating it
>Years pass
>Learn I am gay
>Dad says he always knew because I was doing "chilimac shit"
How did he know?

>>19552884
Can confirm, I looked at this post and thought to myself
>I'd like to cram all that in my eathole

Whenever Andrew Tate gives the green light.

I actually don't understand how they're not a thing in the US

>>19553014
>midlands
the north then
>south
utter shite. ive lived in medway, the arse end of england for 30 years and even we dont have them, fuck off with your lies
>>19552392
£10 absolutely no way this is real

>>19553053
>wot I thought Americans were the fat "slop" eaters
>that's what all my fellow British 4chan free speech tourists told me

>>19552734
Properly cooked deep fried foods, especially cooked in Tallow or Lard are not as fatty as you might think.
>The steam of the food drives away the fat
Another benefit of eating fried foods in "Beef Drippings"(Tallow) is that your hormones aren't disrupted and your Leptin and Ghrelin can regulate properly so you only eat until you are full.
Sneed oils disrupt that, ESPECIALLY when combined with HFCS-(I'm lookin' at YOU Sauces,) so you could eat that WHOLE box and STILL feel hungry, even though you couldn't cram in another bite without your stomach walls ripping open.
Tallow was what made Maccas french fries "Better than Sex" pre-1986.

>>19552884
indeed, this thread has the greasy stink of big chippy all over it

>>19553086
>Maccas
Nation flags now.

>>19553093
Yeah...I'm An Amerilard, (but not a fat one.)
I actually worked at Micky-Ds as a kid in the 80s.
Haven't touched the shit since I left.

>>19553117
Uh huh

>>19553117
yeah we can tell grandpa

>>19552392
You know, it really bothers me when they put the dirty sauce containers inside the fucking plates.

>>19553126
Okay...Maybe I should've posted "EATEN" instead of touched.
There was ONE time, I made the mistake of getting a McChucckin' from the dollar menu, I took ONE bite, and right back into the wrapper it went, and directly into the trash.
>>19553136
Your inexperience and retarded programming hold NO SWAY here Faggot.

>>19553161
neat blog

>>19552392
It's only really Scotland and the very North East that seem to have these.

>>19553165
Yeah, see, your shriveled and brainwashed mind can't even into 3 sentences--
KYS, you puling Zoomer faggot.

>>19553169
>deep fried everything
Seems Scottish enough. Still want to try one once before I kick the bucket

>>19553161
keep going, your leaded gasoline-blasted recollections from 4 decades ago are important to this facebook group

>>19553076
I'm American. Americans love greasy fried food; who the fuck are you trying to kid?

Too bland for Americans

>>19552392
they got banned in Aus
they trialled them in Melbourne but inner city hipsters complained that they werent healthy enough

>>19554415
So, in response to this government tyranny the men of Australia took to 4chan to cry about America.

>>19552392
>When will the munchy box take off outside of the UK?
I would buy that for $13 USD.
Sounds like a better deal than what most places offer in the USA.

>>19554421
>thinking Auschads would ever talk shit about Ameribros

>>19552392
as soon as beans on toast blows up.

>>19552392
we have this. they swap things around sometimes and trade something out for onion rings or mini churros.

>>19552392
englishmen look like this?

>>19554505
Maybe you're right and I was too harsh

damn total buscuit recovered really well from the cancer

>>19552392
I wonder what else he batters

>>19552392
Not as long as that swarthy rug merchant is whipping em up

>>19552446
I'm already a sloplord.

>>19554683
Looks more Welsh to me

>>19552392
Long John Silver's is always run by the worst people

>>19552403
You do not eat a munchy box alone

>>19552392
Isn't the munchie box meant to be shared with friends?

Im gonna move to scotland (the holy land) and eat myself to death with munchy boxes and buckfast like god intended

>>19552392
If it does take off in the US it will be a scam compared to grocery store delis/hotbars

>>19554609
That avocado dip from jack in the box is an affront to humanity

>>19555723
Maybe you don't, tiny.

>>19553072
True, south coast and I have never seen a munchie box ever

>>19554609
>>19552467
>it comes in a box so it must be the same

Those are both like a third of the food and probably cost as much or more.

>>19554986
Gimme that goysloppa!

>>19553161
You will die in the next 20 years bwahahha

>>19552884
yeah fuckin Rangeet from Slough is pleased to be shilling his crap on 4chan

>>19552392
If it was 10 or 15 bucks yes it would take off. But in the USA they'll probably charge at least 25 for that before taxes

>>19553053
Chinese sell a poo poo platter which is basically a munchie box.
In Baltimore theres a a chicken box which is fried chicken fries and white bread.
Pic related is the menu at hip hop chicken.

>>19552392
.

>>19552392
I'm from the uk and have never found anywhere that sells munchy boxes. iirc its a NORF / Scotland thing

>>19557217
but if it's not all shoveled together into a cardboard box it's not the same

>>19559334
>cheburek and empanada aren't the same!
autism speaks, and it is in pure pedantry.

>>19552392
looks delicious but I would never eat that at my age.
I don't eat fried foods.

>>19554505
>>19554866
Us gigantic islands of deported criminals have to stick together in case ol grandad gets all fucken worked up again and tries to pull up again.

its a stupid concept
for fegs who want to particip[ate in american culture

>>19552467
doesn't look like a lot. a bad deal at $20. lots of empty space for dividers and sauces. fuckin stupid. KFC is overpriced. i have my own electric fryer that i rarely ever use. it's not that hard to use just a pain in the ass to prep everything.

>>19552392
Why is this stinky brown man selling white people their food?

>>19561325
because white people continue to buy his food which keeps him in business. if whites said FUCK THIS SHADY LOOKING GUY WHO PROBABLY IS UP TO NO GOOD and MAKES SOGGY FRIED CRAP he and his kind would be out of business faster than you can say buckfast.

>>19558913
What's the difference between normal and deuteranomaly

>>19560600
Wait at least until you're 21 like with alcohol

>>19559915
well yeah they have different ingredients and are cooked differently. Are you stupid?

>>19561325
look at this annoying fatass, supporting some invader's food shop. at the 12:50 mark you can also see a slut walking with her african bf:
https://youtu.be/-MA-eBRhSIw?t=773

enjoy good home-cooked meals now because the west is clearly doomed.

>>19558913
Fuck off southern fucking faggot retard lmao paki loving fairy fucking dirty nigger loving faggot kys southern scum

>>19552392
pretty good meal after a heavy 3 hour workout desu
can eat this 3/4 times a week + multivitamins + supplements and I'm all set for the day

Thirdies LOVE getting mountains of sloppa for cheap. It makes them feel rich.

>>19552392
They were invented in Ireland. Also they are the best goyslop available most of the time.

sometimes when I am upset about all the spix in america I remind myself that at least they aren't t*rks or p*kis. I can go my entire life without ever having to eat halal anything and I am grateful for it.

>>19561612
that's the whole point

>>19555723
If I was baked I could put down two of them in a sitting. Baked, worked out and hadn't eaten all day and it'd be approaching three.

>>19561612
That webm is a poor example of "slop". I'd demolish that plate.

>>19552392
Never, because it's shit and we already had this thread

>>19554415
>they got banned in Aus
No they fucking didn't, it's literally a fish and chips order but in a pizza box instead of butcher's paper.

>>19561362
uh oh...

>>19561468
bruh this dude is straight up eating on the street like a bum

why would anyone deep fry sausages

>>19558913
is this loss?

In Ireland they sell the more sensibly portioned "spice bag" which is a bag of chips and fried shredded chicken tossed in a salty & spicy dry seasoning with sliced onion, peppers and chilis

>>19553014
No you don't

>>19563147
This sounds really good, definitely want to try it