/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19548327
why not cut out the soda and impossible crap to buy better cuts of meat. Those poverty steaks look disgusting.

Get a nice ribeye or spencer steak

Your dignity

>>19548327
Looks ok aside from pizza and chips but we all gotta have something. I’d only buy fake if it were on sale, too.

>cancer in a box
>cancer in a package
>cancer in bottles
>cancer
good goy

>>19548336
the pizza and chips aren't that bad compared to the soda and impossible shit

>>19548327
>all that pop and doritos
>fake sausage
i hope you get food poisoning

L no candy

>>19548327
If you're being real, it's a lot of junk food brother. Should get some basics and learn to cook your own food. Lot cheaper too. For starts, you can make pizza at home very easily.

>>19548327
I'm a chef and eat like garbage when I'm not at work most of the time but if you're going to spend that little effort on your meals you may as well swap the dollar store steaks and fake meat for protein shakes and some fruit. Swap the Doritos for tortilla chips, cheese, and salsa. And for the love of god if you're gonna drink your calories it should at least be alcoholic.

>>19548327
holy fatfuckery, batman.

>>19548327
>t. 500 lbs

>>19548327
Those Safeway/vons pizzas are great, taste really close to the real deal. Plus it’s cheaper than major brands and you get way more calories per dollar.

Beef wellington dipped into a hearty bowl of Welsh Rarebit and a child in the evening to consent.

Is there a trick to keeping the top flat like the DFC of a preteen girl?

I can never buy package deli meat compare to the counter

>>19548327
a bra for your manboobs

>>19548881
>man boobs
just call them moobs. it has the added bonus of moo because he's also a fat cow.

>>19548327
I like how they're practically giving away those cucksoy sausages. OP is clearly savvy mfer.

your insulin

>>19548881
i thought they were called bitch tits, i mean thats what ive been calling them

>>19548898
both are acceptable

>>19548327
>Eats 4 pizzas a week
Post BMI now

>>19548327
nice deals on meats, too bad you have no vegetables to braise them with.

>>19548327
boy im glad i dont drink soda(peak goyslop)

>>19548327
>Impossible meat
>Gets meat anyway
If this is a subtle troll it was done with care.

>>19548327
Vegetables?

>>19548327
you eat 4 pizza's in a week? you fat fuck

I can nearly Guarantee op stole this shitty bait pic from Reddit because he’s a Reddit bitch. OP is a fag. Herb

>>19548327
>prepackaged deli meat thats oddly slimy

>>19548327
nigga why did you buy impossible if you have real meat?

>>19548890
>>19549023
>>19549144
Ibotta had $2.50 back on each of the Impossible sausages.

>>19548327
You forgot the food

>>19548327
you forgot the bud light

>>19548327
>cleaning rags in the top right
those aren't edible

>>19549268
They make good bibs.

>>19548733
>>19548807
wtf is with these posts? Bots? I swear I've been seeing a lot of posts lately of weird off topic shit just randomly in the middle of threads.

>>19548327
Why all the junk food

>>19548327
Why did you post this?

>>19548327
2 gallons of milk

>>19548327
For the price of four Signature Select pizzas, four bags of Doritos, and 3lbs of Land O' Frost deli meats you can buy 12lbs worth of fresh deli ham, deli turkey and deli cheese which you will enjoy much more.

Mustard? Sauce of some kind?

>>19548327
As someone raised as rural poor, Land O' Frost was fucking vile even in the 90's. I can't imagine what it is in 2023. That level of 'lunch meat' isn't even worth it anymore because it's practically inedible for the majority of conscious humans.

>>19548327
a noose

>>19550274
who is this?

>>19548332
cant even call that steak

>>19548327
>>what did i forget?
you have forgotten what a healthy diet and lifestyle is

>>19548327
todd, is that you?

wheres the booze

>>19550309
how lonely can the mf be who sees this pic and asks that
i will not be convinced you're not trolling. it's just not possible

These are the people who complain about high food prices

>>19551697
And likely want universal healthcare.

here is my most recent grocery haul

pls rate

>>19548412
>For starts, you can make pizza at home very easily.
i find clean up of dough to be very tedious and time consuming
and if you fuck up somewhere along the way, the dough can easily become unmanageble and get folded over and stuck to itself when transfering onto the baking sheet.
home made pizza is a pita if youre not a seasoned cook/baker

>>19551812
>7 onions
>bag of diced onions
Fucking why

>>19551821
homemade pizza is a pain in the ass if you're an incompetent faggot

>Jewel Osco
Jesus, that must have cost you a small fortune.

>>19548327
How are those Signature Select za's? I caught one last time I was fishing but tossed it back.

>>19552713
>za
filtered

>>19548327
>packs of steaks
>fake meat sausage

but why?

>>19552979
Probably because they were on sale. Usually those things are like $6 for a pack. Looks like he got them for a buck.

>>19550284
I can't imagine it's worse than FUD or even S Bar.

>>19548327
Choosing salsa verde and cool ranch over spicy sweet chili is a crime

>>19551812
It'd be a 7/10 if you'd skipped the pre-diced onion. I can't tell what the top middle and top right items are.

>>19552632
I don't know about their regular pricing, but they have great sales. Jewel Osco isn't my main grocery store because it's kind of out of the way, but whenever I'm going to be near one I check the ad beforehand. This week you can get up to 5 pounds of fresh cherries for only 99 cents/lb.

>>19548327
>What did I forget?
Seems like you forgot to buy some food.

>>19551812
0/10 you never bought any of that it's just a random pic from some retard thread, you should be ashamed of yourself

>>19553450
They also have 49 cent mangoes this week.

>>19548327
Corn chips don't count as vegetables, fatass

>>19553644
Corn is a vegetable

>>19549002
calling drinks slop makes no sense
if you motherfuckers could stop changing the definitions of words that'd be cool

>>19548327
thats so much fucking food for one week wtf.

>>19553662
i think the refrence is to all the sugar in there. they dont mean litteral slop, they mean just unhealthy foods/ingrediants advertised and fed to humans

>>19548327
americans really buy brands with names like "delishaved" wtf