/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm in as long as we serve nothing but cooked rice with raw eggs

>>19545817
You think a bunch of anime posters and NEETs on 4chan have the capability to run a business? lol, lmao even

Let's start with the menu

>>19545817
No black people allowed

>>19545817
The Molestaurant

>>19545817
What would the /ck/ signature dish be?

>>19545820
the spit of the cook enters the food

/k/ will bake the brownies

>>19545825
I'll take care of the pb sammies

>>19545841
Sexual harassment

>>19545841
microwave fresh frozen tendies

>>19545841
chicken sandwhich

>>19545841
That pellet smoker anons dry brisket

>parties of 6 of more people will have an automatic gratuity of 0% added to the bill, furthermore if you attempt to tip the waitress you will be asked to leave immediately and not come back

>>19545874
based

>>19545822
yes, why not? if we all pool our neetbux together, we can achieve anything.

>>19545817
Because you a bunch of spergs who have turned this board into a slow-moving playground for country v. country autists and unfunny trolls.

nobody would tip, it would fail immediately

idea: The Last Spamurai
we dress as tom cruise in the last samurai, and we serve various dishes each containing spam

>>19545900
waitresses would be cute robots/sexbots

It would make India look like a sterilized surgical room by comparison

>>19545817
will frog be on the menu?

Gentlemen, gentlemen... Now that I have your attention, I'd like to propose a policy for the restaurant:
No niggers and no Jews. Cats are allowed.

>>19545925
>EnjoyYourToxoplasmosis.Smuggie.jpg

>>19545896
im bringing this to the next bbq to torture everyone.

>>19545825
I can make my famous chorizo chicken gumbo with potato salad

>>19545925
Great, now we can't do it because you said it out loud. Way to fuck everything up, /pol/. You're why we can't have nice things.

That'll be $24.99 plus tip, my good sir

>>19545817
I feel like one page would be deens on toast, avocado toast, and beans on toast, and every item would be NO SUBSTITUTES so if you want deens and guac you'd have to order two toasts and make a sandwich, but there'd also be a sign that says no sandwiniggers allowed and then your tranny waiterix makes you cram both plates

Not saying there's not a market just hard to find a good location

>>19545996
>you can't smell a pictu--ack!

can we sell the mcchicken?

>>19546018
yes, but we do NOT give out free mcchicken sauce

>>19546022
how are we meant to be a great restaurant if we dont?!!

>>19545925
No cats allowed! I say we do breakfast wraps and coffee. We only open between 6:30am till 12pm. We only so one type of wrap and only black coffee and bottled water.

>>19545817
can i be the cynical english guy who smells weird and confuses everyone while washing pots
i feel like id be perfect for that

>>19546043
every saturday should be caturday and all the busboys and waiters/waitresses have to wear cat ears and a collar

if we open up next to another food place we can extend out menu with everything from their menu and then just add 20% to the price

>>19546069
It doesn't even have to be food. Anything any nearby business sells

>>19545956
I've actually made it before; definitely rinse the dried beef, or it will be too salty. Don't serve it like this—make it in slab form like meatloaf and put a slice on a charcuterie board.

>>19546069
>Just Jack up the price %20 from place next door people pick here

Yeah I don't think this restaurant is going to work

>>19545817
>Why not go into a business venture with 4chuds
It's the smell.

>>19546091
no women here, anon

>>19545825
It's green text, all of it
>Be me
>Delicious appetizer of shareable size
Etc

>>19546094
he can smell the bussy juice

>>19546079
ah i see so if it's on the charcuterie board they'll be convinced it is delicious ahead of time. i kind of like the industrial mold though, i want to serve terror.

>>19545841
For me? It's the McChicken.

>>19545825
Meatloaf, chili, casseroles. I've always wanted to open a food truck selling slop like that

allow me to introduce our signature dish

>Go to the famed /ck/ restaurant
>Entire menu is just mcchickens but upcharged, have to wait for someone to go order it and bring it to me
It's weird though, spaghetti was all over the floor but not on the menu, seems to be a recurring issue somehow

>>19546128
That's not 2am chili. Sketti through hot dogs is for people who have kids and love them (normally not biblically), it is the opposite of 4chan dish.

>restaurant has no staff because nobody wants to work

>>19545874
TOTAL ROASTIE DEATH

Think all the staff would be screwed up drunks and or not good at politely socially serving customers

>>19545822
>let’s make a tendies restaurant
>steel reserve? That taste like ass
>white can Monster. Mm so yummy
>deenz. Lets serve deenz.
Fuck you guys!

>>19545841
Pasta de cum sauce

why isn't anyone selling sodas they're twice the margin of everything else on the menu

>>19545841

>>19541807
We definitely need the Ball of Food on the menu

>>19545817
>smells terrible
>staff are autistic, ordering is awkward as fuck
>women and minorities are either banned from the restaurant or get harassed while there
>menu is just reheated fast food sold at a markup or "specialty menu items" that could hardly be called food
>shitty mascot characters that are spammed around the place
>none of the tables are clean and there's shit on the floor, janitorial services obviously neglected