/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This reads like a quiz from some mommy blog, wtf am I looking at and why do I care?

>>19545365
regular /alc/ threads get banned but undercover /alc/ threads posing as shitpost pass. Jannies on /ck/ are weird like that

Post the rest of it

Toxic whiskey chuds

>>19545378
the die is not cast until the heat of the rice cooks the egg

I'm still waiting for my drink of choice

What do they say about the Gentleman Steel Reserve Drinker

>>19545355
No, I'm not 22 anyone. But they were good while they lasted.

>>19545401
i always feel like a dame. but i get dirty gin martinis

watchu know bout dat?

>>19545848
YWNBAD

>>19545944
oh I know, women can't post on /ck/. but I just feel, you know? you ever feel something?

>>19545355
>for faggots who want to look trendy
>>19545398
>for fat divorced boomers who envision their life to be a cowboy movie
>>19545401
>for actual faggots looking for other actual faggots
>>19545405
>for sorority girls and spinsters trying to relive their sorority days

>>19546084
Do beer and wine

>>19546084
Gin and tonic is trendy? I've been drinking it since I saw the African Queen

>>19545398
What does it say about sake?

>>19547303
Sake's for faggot japs and has nothing to do with a gin & tonic.

>>19547341
Do beer

>>19545355
>>19545398
>>19545401
>>19545405
>>19547341

this reads like astronomy bullshit but for retards age 18-25

>>19547985
Wow thanks anon here I was thinking these were the results of a scientific study

You'd have to break out beer drinkers by type

>IPA
Tryhards, sois, and hipsters

>Guinness
Probably only knows one beer

>Domestic pilsners and lagers
Dumb bros and white trash

>Wheat beer
Probably alright

>Amber, red or brown ale
Based

>Coffee stouts and flavored porters
Also tryhards and hipsters but also women sometimes

>Sours, saisons and blonde ale
Fags

>Anything with a German name (Bock, Doppel, Kolsch)
Probably alright

>Authentic stouts and porters
Based

>>19548250
>>Guinness
>Probably only knows one beer
Definitely not, but probably really does love Guinness genuinely.

>>19548250
Hey, why did you repeat yourself for ipas and sours/sassions/blonde ale?

>>19545355
where are my absinthe bros?

>>19549512
>>absinthe
You are either a rich vampire from the 17th century or a very elegant seme from a yaoi

>>19548250
So what do you think about radlers?

>>19545401
>dirty vodka "martini"
that's not a martini reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

just accept that you are an alcoholic allergic to flavor and order a glass of vodka on the rocks. you can even put it in a fancy glass. idiot.

>>19545355
damn i drink all of these, i must have a lot of very positive personality traits.

>>19545355
G&Ts are great but for me it's the tom collins

Mezcal, bby.

>>19549521
Absinthe is pretty poppular in western Switzerland where it's originally from.
So rich vampire

>>19545355
I just drink gin. Only faggots mix it with tonic

Pastis bros where you at?

what can I mix with cognac? I can exchange forbidden julmust drink recipes

>>19550963
Chocolate milk. Trust me.

>>19549522
German name, so probably alright

>>19545355
what does it say about chad vodka red bull drinkers? asking for a friend (who is a chad)

if cool means effete beta, then yes. if cool means like the normal meaning of it then no, G&T drinkers are surely not cool.

>>19551741
>asking for a friend
you have to go back to redit now

>>19550963
The French Connection, named after the movie, is equal parts Cognac and Amaretto
I used to drink a lot of them out of sheer laziness

>>19545355
What if I drink gin and diet mt dew?

>>19552509
i had a predatory slut friend in HS whose go to drink of choice has been crystal palace gin and blue powerade zero for about 15 years now

>>19545355
I drink tonic by itself

>>19551027
hot or cold? Will powder mix work?

>>19551952
gotta give that a try

as I promised the julmust drink is a real stormer
2 bottles of light beer
2 bottles of julmust
mix them. That's it.

>>19550963
Just make an old fashioned with cognac instead of whiskey.

Since my first cucumber gin and tonic I’ve been hooked.

I learned that tonic is not just another name for club soda... imagine my surprise

>>19545355
I like to have a gin & tonic, followed by Bailey's, and then a beer.

>>19549521
Ancestors from Hungary, maybe Transylvania, checks out. I usually don't dilute it either, straight mostly. Sometimes with gin mixed in. Occasionally with cranberry or grapefruit juice.

>>19550930
Pastis is just knockoff absinthe. Try comparing a swiss blanc with a pastis; there isn't any competition between the two.

>>19549757
yeah, ur a hermaphrodite

>>19553103
just use Hendricks

>>19553112
It's got quinine!

>>19545398
How the fuck is identity getting tied into alcohol? It's all just a consumerist gut fuck or addiction. There's even less experience to it than gaming.

>>19545355
Guys, how do you filter tequila folks? They're always annoying. And they always leave a mess of lemon and salt .

what about us colt 45 chads?

>>19545355
>Sophisticated, intellectual, and most likely the "cool member" of the friendship group
True. Just look at notable gin enthusiast DarkSydePhil.

I never tried it because tonic water is carbonated and it will go flat shortly after making the first one.

any other vodka pineapple chads in?

>>19547341
Why are Americans like this
Wine is just a generic category of alcohol for every other drinking nation in the world, probably the most common one in most too

beer bros...our verdict?