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What's the single biggest food monstrosity you've witnessed?

>> No.19532164

>>19532081
Anything cooked on nonstick is fucking disgusting.

>> No.19533814

>>19532081
High Fructose corn syrup

>> No.19533868

>>19533814
I hate the anti-Christ

>> No.19533876

>>19532081
every post on this board

>> No.19533975

>>19532164
>omelettes are disgusting
Underage b&.

>> No.19534629
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>>19532081

>> No.19534661

>>19534629
right in the hurgina

>> No.19536317

>>19532081
Pizza with pineapple

>> No.19536321

>>19532081
I mixed mustard, greek yogurt, and molasses together once and ate it with french toast and fried shrimp.

>> No.19536326

Your mother's meatloaf.

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>>19532081
This may seem subtle to some, but consider the combined global impact... it's the universally generic, bland green salad that women bring to gatherings when they don't want to actually cook anything (or when they want to look like "the healthy one"), and nobody wants to eat it, it but everybody has to take a scoop to be polite and drown it in ranch dressing to make it edible before moving on to the real food.

>> No.19536488

>>19536347
Nah you are just a fat cunt, love me some leafs to my potatos and steak.

>> No.19536491

a food cart near me has "Poutine fries". literal goyslop. i get that its food for drunk people but it is not good.

>> No.19536494

>>19536491
What exactly is not good about it? And how is it goyslop? You sound like a fag that stopped eating fries and cheese since the meme.

>> No.19536496

>>19536488
Checked. Got nothin' against greens, just want something more substantial. Steak and taters work better with asparagus, or broccoli, or brussels sprouts, or peas & carrots, or nicely seasoned green beans, or succotash, or... anything except cold iceberg lettuce with supermarket cherry tomatoes.

>> No.19536507

>>19532081
This isn't too far removed from liver cake and that one's great.

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>>19532081
forgot i had this

>> No.19536538

>>19536494
Quebecois here, its goyslop.
Many will deny this but we are way more American than French.

>> No.19536631

>>19536530
The muffin looks like sheit and the poor bastard think it's art.

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>>19532081

>> No.19537355

>>19536538
I've had some poutine at restaurants that were pretty great, like this brisket poutine. Also what do you mean you're "more American"? Like people in Montreal or something? Everyone I've met from Quebec not from Montreal wasn't Anglosized at all, most don't speak English that well and they're pretty typical Quebecois isolationists

>> No.19538726

>>19536496
You sound like an uppity pussy.

>> No.19538761

>>19536347
Nothing wrong with salads in summer gatherings and they're actually pretty difficult to make. My mom used to make salad niciouse with grilled salmon, Greek salad with grilled chicken, caesar salad with homemade croutons and Harvest salad with pecans and apples all with homemade vinaigrettes that complimented each salad and tasted fresh, no one added any ranch.

>> No.19538900

>>19532081
What board was that posted on ? I cant find it on the /ck/ archive

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>> No.19539122

>>19536530
Based

>> No.19539160

>>19536530
That's a black magic ritual to put men in a trance of love. Bitches do it with period blood too.

>> No.19539178

Aunt who married into the family (white) make green bean casserole with cranberry sauce and jello

>> No.19539382

>>19539178
Fresh sweet green beans and cranberries could make a good combo, desu.

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>>19532081
>Hurgin
I googled it, and apparently it's a thing.

>> No.19540615

>>19539875
Imagine the heartburn

>> No.19540627

>>19540615
shut the fuck up. why does everyone on this board suddenly have heartburn and wont go a thread without mentioning it? nobody asked you genetic deadend.

>> No.19540646

>>19540627
Ok then imagine the tsunami amounts of diarrhea after eating the "hurgin" RIP your toilet

>> No.19540709

>>19540646
There is nothing in a hurgin that would give a normal person diarrhea. Just because you're a dud doesn't mean everyone else needs to hear about it.

>> No.19540859

>>19540709
The gargantuan amount of mayo, cheeze wiz and processed meat would give anyone liquid lava shits for weeks

>> No.19540890

>>19540627
>why do cooks complain about heart burn
Are you serious nigger?