/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19522033
That angle's been dutched so hard my neck popped

Pack it up bros, peak scran has been found.

>>19522033
Oh nice, that does look genuinely great in my current hangover state, although I would prefer it with gravy instead of curry sauce.

>>19522038
>That angle's been dutched
Yup, that's how England was founded.

>>19522046
Lol troon

>>19522046
that's cheaper than rope to hang yerself!

>>19522033
Fukken saved in my "Bri'ish food gore" folder.

>>19522038
i really can't tell if you meant
>that anglo's been dutched so hard
or
>that angle's been botched so hard

>>19522138
no, he meant angle and Dutch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_angle?wprov=sfla1

>>19522093
>dong
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19522093
>dong

>>19522151
oh, how embarrassing

>>19522093
thats a lot of dongs

>>19522033
this is shit and not for the "british goyslop" reason
but because they hollow out the cob and cram it with chips - but the 2 sausages are sitting on the exterior, so you can't eat it in bites because the sausgages fall out, so you have to eat it with a fork but eat the sausage first? should be able to eat it with hands and get some of everything each bite

>>19522282
get your own knife and set it up the way you like if you're so difficult. i'm not your mum

>>19522317
it is stadium food
knives are illegal in public

>>19522093
>vietmamese dongs are so small it takes 10,000 of them to equal 35 British pee-pees

>>19522321
Just convert to Islam and they won't arrest you.

>>19522033
potatoes OR bread you fat fucks

1 and only 1 of each per meal

>>19522422
No. This is the Norf

>>19522033
>>19522039
i am british and would rather starve than eat this

>>19522496
Fusspot. You would rather starve than eat sausage and chips?

>>19522033
I would devour this
Any avid connoisseur of cuisine would know that carbs on carbs is the epitome of eating pleasure

mamma mia thatsa scran

>>19522542
that's not a fucking stromboli

>>19522582
piss off luigi, it's scran that's what it is

>>19522542
i want it in my mouth

>>19522594
bitch

>>19522499
desu I wouldn't be seen dead in a football stadium to begin with

>>19522661
Nonce

>>19522661
'greed

>>19522628
>>'e like meat pies, roight?
>yeas
>>'e like smushed peas, roight?
>yeas
>>An e' like gravy, roight?
>I don't see where your going wiv this
>>What if we put them all together on a bun like a sandwich, wiv a side of chips?
>Cor blimey mate, now that's using your thinking cap!

>>19522598
well, get on your knees, close your eyes and open your mouth.

>>19522432
Galloways is good shit fuck you.

I like brit food

>>19522701
>bun
THAT'S AN OVEN BOTTOM MUFFIN YOU FUCKING GAYLORD POOFTER

What does scran mean and why are br*ts like this?

>>19522033
The Italian-American wops in New Jersey have a much better version of this. This looks like some British guy saw a youtube video of a NJ Italian dog and made it as dry and bland as possible to suit the local palate.

>>19522033
hollowed cob? Looks like a hollowed bread

>>19522033
would scran

>>19522850
we have lots of words, those words mean things. mad concept isn't it.

>>19522872
By "why are br*ts like this" I meant why do you guys love to eat shit that deserves the latest hip buzzword of slop.

Also what the fuck is scran.

>>19522850
>>19522872
>>19522885
British Army slang for food. Similar to the American "chow"

>IS THAT FOOTY SCRAN????

>>19522321
Not if your name is Ahmed.

>>19522661
But I always see u at the gay clubs?

>>19522885
the weather's shit, we're drunk a lot of the time. of course we eat sloppa.

>>19522044
Based and Glorious-Revolution-pilled

I really REALLY want to try jellied eel, pie and mash. It looks so fucking good but I'm pretty much never going to be able to get a chance to taste it. Is it as good as it looks britbros?

>>19522628
>kebab
???

>>19522542
That looks good.

I still cant believe that Bing Bongs eat this food.

>>19522033
looks hench bruv

>>19522033
how often do footie matches end up in massive mushy peas food fights and trying to wing a soccer player with a sosig?

>>19522046
>burger
so the pakis name this stuff and not the bongs? Or what?

Com on Ingerland score some goals innit

>>19522205
frogposter is retarded. shocker

>>19522496
>i am british

Sure thing, Kwame

>>19522046
Wow, actual food.

>>19522317
Doesn't have a license for the plastic fork

>>19522033
>>19522039
>>19522046
>>19522074
>>19522542
absolute fuckin mint

>>19522033
Do fans actually like this food?
Could you make good money if you sold decent food? Or is it too expensive to open up a stand in a stadium?

>>19524200
ignorance isn't unintelligence

>>19522701
it does kinda make sense in a offbeat, unconventional way. There is an art to eating a meat pie and often the gravy will spill. Surrounding it in bread provides a built-in mop up of the delicious gravy spill.

>>19522039
>>19522074
>>19522628

MY TEAM IS UTTER SHITE

>>19523861
pie and mash is good but jellied eels are fucking disgusting.

>>19523861
yes it's exactly as good as it looks

>>19522496
>i am british and would rather starve than eat this
I doubt it.

Your pic is fake.
The tee-shirts originally said "So Sorry" and it is a family of Americans who came to Britain and visited schools to try to brainwash kids that Slavery was bad.

As it happens, We never needed slaves in Britain and nobody really really cared.

>>19525241
Brits were enslaved by the Romans and used to backbreaking and dangerous labour such as mining in places like West Country

>>19525424
we wuz slaves?

>>19525241
British had shitloads of slaves, idiots. Hell, Britain paid slave owners to stop and is still paying some of those costs TODAY.

>>19525454
proofs?

>>19525454
>British had shitloads of slaves
Did they all just disappear when slavery was abolished?

>>19525468
I think they call them tesco workers now

>>19523861

It's meh. The pies are never that good, quite bland and the pastry is sort of weird and chewy. Good country pubs make some much better lies.

>>19522039
What's that? Beef in a pie? I'd demolish that shit. Ugly, but probably one of the best of these "scran" meals.

>>19522038
33 degrees.

>>19525454
>British had shitloads of slaves
Nope.
Britain didn't need slaves, although we did facilitate transport.
Get your facts right kiddo.

>>19522422
mate, you don't know about the chip butty, do ya?

>>19522093
>finally tonight I will have enough dongs to complete the dongship and return to Dong Planet

>>19523861
the parsley liqour is the best part

>>19522074
I googled Lancashire kebab and got this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Charlene_Downes
apparently they got rid of the body by putting him in kebabs lol

>>19522138
retard.

>>19522857
Jimmy Buff’s is the place for this

>>19524189
in england (and the whole UK), burger doesnt mean beef. a burger is a patty of some kind in a bun, optional condiments and salads. a fish burger, chicken burger, etc are perfectly valid

>>19522033
tf a is scran?

>>19526643
I'm canadian and that's always been normal here too, the only real exception being certain american restaurant chains. I think burgers are the only ones on earth that specifically call them chicken sandwiches.

>>19522033
>>19522039
>>19522046
>>19522074
>>19522093
>>19522542
>>19522628
>>19523861
Grim. Bongs wish they ate as good as us Americans do.

>>19525188
Keep practicing. Spend more time on the field and less time on 4channel

>>19522033
why can't you into normal food

>>19526565
Extremely based

>>19526565
Exactly. OPs pic is clearly some inbred Englishers attempt at Jimmy Buff’s style Italian hot dogs

>>19526740
>>19526643
Please reply to this post with the names you give to the following food items:

-an unbreaded disk of ground chicken, either grilled or pan-seared, and then placed between two halves of a bun, potentially with vegetable toppings and sauces

and

-an fillet/cut/etc (but crucially, not processed or ground or otherwise substantially altered) of chicken, either grilled as-is or breaded and subsequently fried, then placed between two halves of a bun, potentially with vegetable toppings and sauces

Keep in mind that these are two distinct items and that your answers should reflect this obvious and clear difference.

>>19527058
burger

>>19527063
huh?

>>19526740
>I think burgers are the only ones on earth that specifically call them chicken sandwiches.
Chicken burgers are chicken burgers. Chicken sandviches are chicken sandviches. Burgers are also technically sandviches but we don't need to get into that and confuse people.

Why are British such perfect thriving gods of plenty?!

>>19522046
>Burger
>Zero hamburger
Sue for false advertising

>>19522039
>pie
>mushed peas
>gravy
Yeqh id annihalate that little box like you wouldnt believe. The gravy looks a bit too bbqish but other than that it looks amazingly delicious, slampig delicious to be exact

>>19526872
Australian here - I guarantee it all tastes fine (well, everything except the bag of water and the jellied eels). The biggest issue is the prices.

>>19524045
>dip and bite fry then take bite of cheese
I dunno, doesn't sound terrible. And for 5 poonds? What kind of cheese are we talking about because that might be a steal.

>>19527058
Both are a chicken burger.

Check out this delicious cheese burger I just made!

I love cheese burgers so much I even forgot to include a picture, haha :)

>>19527330
>>19527058
>>19526740
>>19526643
The dish was invented and popularized in the US. You call it a burger because KFC launched chicken sandwiches intentionally in India first, full of a population that cannot pronounce "sandwich." It spread around the world after that . You adopted a word Americans created to sell their products to a bunch of third worlders.

As disgusting as most of this food looks the prices I'm jealous of the reasonable prices. I went to a minor league baseball game a couple weeks ago and paid $22 for a shitty burrito and 12 ounces of Coors Light. The cheapest food option that wasn't fries or popcorn was a Footy Scran worthy hot dog and it was $12

>>19525796
Based ATHF enjoyer

>>19522093
heh, dongs

>>19522093
Does that mean that vietnam has dong collectors instead of tax collectors?

>>19524343
Inability to use inference to grasp simple concepts is in fact unintelligence

>>19523861
Jellied eels are delicious, they're fatty and rich eels and tastes just like meaty fish. Whereas those pies while arent anything to sing about they're tasty with the gravy and fills you up. For the price you cant find anything cheaper and better in London.

>>19522048
truth is stranger than fiction

>>19527058

Who the fuck is out there eating unbreaded ground chicken patties? Having a special name for something which barely exists would be pointless.

>>19524045
5 quid bruv still devoured all that footy scran

>>19528459
Ground chicken patties are common in the US

>>19526414
Now that's a roight proppa kebab

>>19528760

Breaded ones, yes. Unbreaded didk3of ground chicken are eaten by no one. >>19528760
Ll

>>19528459
I make my own chicken burgers all the time. Just throw a couple thighs in the food processor with a little spice and seasoning then shape into burgers and grill.

It's virtually identical to turkey burgers and I'm sure those are even more common. Would you feel better if I had referred to an unbreaded disk of turkey meat?

>>19529454
grim

>>19529454
That's five fingers covered in canned chili, isn't it?

>>19522628
>Wigan kebab
Well at least we know the pea pie in a bun soaking in sauce is cruelty free.