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vark

>> No.19515811

>>19515805
Why the heavy shilling all of a sudden? Sales down?

>> No.19515840
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REDDIT KETCHUP, FAKE SCAM HOT SAUCE, SALSA IN A BOTTLE MARKED UP 50X.

DO NOT SUPPORT THESE PORTLAND COMMIES. THEY HAVE BEEN SHILLING THIS SAUCE FOR OVER A DECADE ON THE FOURTH CHANNEL DOT COM. I WILL POST PROOF SOON.

>>19515811
Jay scored some meth and has been on a bender.

>> No.19515844

>>19515840
seething tranny lmao, get you're are meds

>> No.19515940
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>>19515844
Begone typo-cel.

IMAGINE DEFENDING A HEAVILY SHILLED PRODUCT. NPC TIER 5000000000.

>> No.19515948

>>19515940
>a decade of shilling on 4chan
Now that's dedication!

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>>19515948
Look who the shills support. A gaggle of drug addicted communists fueling their drug addiction by scamming people and shilling their scam on 4chan.

>> No.19515986

>>19515805
What makes the Aardvark secret

>> No.19515992

>>19515976
>communists
Any proof of this or are you just assuming because they're wearing masks

>> No.19515993

>>19515986
The secret is that it's actually a tapir

>> No.19516675

Bretty good but it’s no TRUFF

>> No.19516738

>>19515976
Much like the discord fags and shariablue. Whodathunkit.

>> No.19516763

>>19515940
Thank you for your service. More people need to be aware of these Portland commie fucks and their blatant shilling. Countless anons were tricked into buying their foul tomato based salsa condiment.

>> No.19517052

I heard the founder of 'vark is a nazi with an unhealthily large militaria collection. Is this true?

>> No.19517053

>>19517052
No, he's an aardvark

>> No.19517069

>>19517052
It's true. His name is SCOTT MORITZ and I've seen him smoke a shitload of crack on more than one occasion.

>> No.19517070

the original one is good

>> No.19517081

>>19517070
The green Serrano one is shit, the drunken garlic and jerk are so bad. Haven’t tried the reaper, scorpion, or chipotle ones yet but my expectations are low.

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>>19517069
>>19517052
Aside from the most beautiful copy pasta thst originated from scot Moritz's behavior he was gifted pancreatic cancer from his very own reddit ketchup/scam salsa. In 2009 he gave his very own life to the cancer and then women changed his recipe by making it more like reddit ketchup and less like 4chan hot sauce and began shilling it on this 4th channel. Stacy is her name and she has spent the last 10 years shilling this degenerate scam on here. I am doing my part in the battle against such inexcusable behavior.

Pic is the average SA fan. Beware of them. In RL they are incredibly rapey. Espscially Jay and Stacy. I'm building a case against Stacy because I believe she may have actually killed Scott. I'm so close.

>> No.19518307

>>19515805
kino

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>>19518307
>t.

>> No.19519459

>>19518378
austim

>> No.19519522

There are four other hot sauce threads, kill yourself horse fucking faggot

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>>19519459
>t.