/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19508259
Looks raw.

Where is it?

>>19508262
i've been grilling for over 32 years, you cant tell me thats raw idiot

Let me guess, you got this from reddit or some stupid shit like that.

>>19508272
Not a single drop of moisture left in that poor thing.

Where the FUCK is the point?

>>19508272
looks like you grilled that shit for 32 years anon

>>19508272
You ruined that meat, the cow died for nothing and you made sure of it.

>>19508272
>pink bits

It’s raw.

Kinda looks like a grilled lizard head in the thumbnail

>>19508303
Kek I see it.

>>19508259
I never liked smoked foods for health reasons (very carcinogenic). Just hive me braised meats/poultry instead.

>>19508272
God damn that's grim. I'd cube that shit up and soak it in barbecue sauce to serve as burnt ends, but I don't even think that can salvage it.

>>19508272
WHY IS IT SO DRY MY GOD

>>19508272
lol why the fuck did you even bother crutching it?

>>19508272
Oh good fucking God that thing's dryer than the Sahara. What a waste of time mate.

>>19508272
devastating

>>19508272
>burnt, dry as fuck and raw
impressive

>>19508272
OP is absolutely no where to be seen, why did he even think this would have been acceptable. Dumbass has been ruining meat for 32 years apparently

>>19508272
holy shit you carbonized it

>>19508337
>>19508273
Reverse image search says it's from FB/Twitter

>>19508343
im reading the comments of all you tasteless retards but i cant imagine what to respond to you subhuman apes

>>19508259
>>19508262
>>19508272
The perfect b8

>>19508332
Och guid pumpin' god that thing's dryer than th' sahara. Whit a shite o' time pal.

>>19508272
It's tiny and dry, very sad.
What poverty smoker did you use?

>>19508259
That looks a bit burnt, show the inside after it's settled.

This is 100% rage bait and goddammit it worked. What a waste of brisket

>>19508272
>literally 0 moisture or fat on the cutting board

>>19508272
You're not supposed to make wood with the bark

>>19508272
now make chili with ig

>>19508272
man I would not even give this to a dog as a treat, the dog might choke on it with how much saliva it'd need to resuscitate that meat.

>>19508272
jesus christ
nice to see you've recovered from you stroke, jack

>>19508272
Over cooked, what a dipshit

I'm convinced /ck/ got reverse baited. Imagine the satisfaction of all those harvested (You)s. Well done OP

Fun fact: Jews invented brisket, smoked salmon and round bread and cultural appropriation is not okay

>>19508272
never try to cook anything again you worthless sack of shit

>>19509548
I saw the exact same post on a meme Facebook page last week.

>>19509689
Jews invented a specific preparation of brisket (not smoked brisket, as far as I know), and I believe Jews did invent bagels, but not smoked salmon (that and pastrami were adapted by Ashkenazis from existing Eastern European cuisine).

Here's a pastrami I made, though. I feel like I associate pastrami with my Jewish heritage more than brisket, really.

>>19509980
On a sandwich

>>19510022
>>19509980
Goy here, I would eat your jew sandwich looks great

>>19508259
Whoa dude a whole 2 pounds!!! You may feed two or three people with that. Watch out.

>>19509980
Trying to convert videos on your phone sucks, but I needed 4chan to see this.

>>19510031
Thanks!

>>19509980
You guys know your way around the ovens, I'll tell you

For some reason, you people are still responding to this thread even after >>19508273 was pointed out and confirmed.

>>19508272
It's got great color but you cooked it too long so all of the fat rendered out and it is quite dry. I'm surprised it held together while you cut it. It probably still has good flavor and you can salvage it with some sauce but what a shame.

>>19508259
That needs wasabi almonds

>>19508259
>>19508272
>brisket
omg just like guilty gear!

>>19510063
Is it wrong to be slightly aroused by this?

>>19510022
What kind of sauce? Looks very tasty

>>19511157
Damn she cute as hell

>>19508272
How did you fuck up so badly?
The kitchen I used to work at hired high school dropouts and drug addicts, yet they never botched brisket up that badly.
You suck, anon.

>>19511550
It would be weirder if it didn't.

>>19508777
Need to let it age for a year

>>19508272
would

>>19508272
>grilled for 32 years
That's why it's charred

>>19508343
I think it looks okay.
He’s probably just shocked a bunch of uppity niggers on /ck/ are giving him shit because his smoked meat is dry. It probably cooked for like 14 hours of course it’s dry

>>19508272
Kek, looks completely bone dry, that’s beef jerky not brisket dumbass

>>19509980
That's right anon, barbecue is a unique American invention from the colonial era, combining native American low and slow smoking over coals, and European meat (beef) and spices (German mustards and beers, etc.), with Asian and or creole spices (hot peppers).

It's dry as hell. Nice troll, OP.

>>19508272
it looks like glass lmao

>>19509980
US citizen talking about his jewish ancestors is like, I don't know... British football fan drinking Stella? Doesn't really matter. Please stop bringing up your fabled 'ancestry'.

>>19513762
When is the EPL season starting up again?

>>19508272
Nice smoke ring, but it looks pretty dry, anon.

>>19508272
That's actually impressive. How did you completely dry off that meat? You made wood! A true alchemist.

>>19508272
you made brisket jerky, better feed it to a dog or a cowboy

>>19508272
looks dry as fuck

>>19508272
Pls be bait holy shit

>>19508259
I thought this was a decapitated iguana
>>19508272
GOOD LORD

>>19508272
>>19508259
>witness, peasants, i bring before you the perfect brisket
>>19508272
>i've been grilling for over 32 years

>>19516271
I figured it out. He grilled that brisket specifically for over 32 years

>>19516277
It's the only explanation
really brings a whole new meaning to "dry aged"

>>19508272
what a waste

>>19508259
Texasfats when they see a burned shitty cut of meat that only Jews like

>>19508259
Texasfats when they see a burned shitty cut of meat that only Jews like

>>19508272
jesus christ

>>19508272
somehow that looks overcooked and raw at the same time

I think I'd rather have a can of corned beef.

>>19508272
Put me in the screencap

>>19508272
>All those (yous)

Since you retards obviously don't know how to cook meat or what good cooked meat looks like, here's a pic of a steak I made. This is the most perfectly cooked sirloin and anyone who says otherwise should wait till they get 32yrs of experience behind the grill before commenting.

>>19519295
That's not even a sirloin you wanker. Anyway THIS is what a perfectly cooked steak looks like

>>19508272
>i've been grilling for over 32 years, you cant tell me thats raw idiot

>>19508259

>>19508272
>>19508259
You destroyed a perfectly good piece of meat for your bait thread. Minecraft cannot contain the horrors that will befall you.

>>19519295
>not the first post from this IP
Nice try OP.

>>19508272
Holy shit this was a real post?

Lmao already seeing it cross posted lmao

>>19510022
That looks phenomenal.

Yeshua is the Messiah. He lives and loves you. Read Isaiah 53 and Daniel 9.

>>19508272
Put me in the screencap
Did you burn it, drop it in dirt?

time to save this thread from that unholy abomination. PORK IS KING

>>19522767
>brick of grease with corn syrup sauce
Amazing. Perfection

>>19508272
thats a gemstone not a steak

>>19508272
how long have you lived in brooklyn?

>>19508272
Why so any replies though?

>>19508259 >>19508272
Mid to low