/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19505086
Idk get some carrots and twigs

Save the grass clippings next time you mow your lawn

>>19505086
if they're white, mostly oil

>>19505086
bitches love to try the newest vegan soy turkey breast burger made with crab testicals and hydrogenated soy sludge

>>19505168
I don't want people at the supermarket to see me buying that shit, I want to be stealth about this

>>19505086
Sausage biscuits.

>>19505185
Amazon

>>19505185
Nigger then why did you make a food rec thread if your follow-up statement is gonna be "Im too much of a pussy to go and buy that"

>>19505086
>What do vegetarian teenagers eat?

Who cares?

>>19505086
The answer is pizza.

>>19505086
Pasta/noodles, mac and cheese, grilled cheese, pancakes, cereal, fruit

>>19505131
Kek

>>19505086
Peanut butter and jelly

Whenever I make japanese curry with the box, I don't bother adding meat. Just throw in more vegetables.Broccoli is really good in there.

>Vegetarian
Pizza is the easiest solution. Just don't put meat toppings on it. Something like mushroom+olive or whatnot.
>Vegan
Tell her if she's gonna be a bitch about her diet, she can get her own food.

Stir fry some diced tofu & assorted vegetables, serve with rice or noodles. Hummus on flatbreads can be pretty good - add diced cucumbers, red onions, and tomato on top. Also look for assorted Indian dishes, plenty of veggie options there - chana masala is simple to make, and taste good. Bean & cheese burritos or tacos are another simple option.

In general, look for foods that taste good and are nutritious that happen to be vegetarian, rather than stuff that goes out of its way to imitate meat.

>>19505086
Vegetables, fruits, grains, and possibly dairy products

>>19505086
Just let her out in the yard for a bit

semen brownies

The real secret is they don't and the resulting malnutrition leaves them noticeably smaller than their peers

Red lentil patties. Absolutely delicious. That's what i make for my boy when he comes home from the sea

Veggie stir fry. Or this >>19505326

gnocchi

>>19505326
I've straight up skipped rice and eaten it on a ton of microwaved broccoli. It's crazy.

>>19505086
just ask her

>>19505086
is she cute?

>>19506839
>>19505188
Go back to pol.

>>19505086
Mow your lawn, feed her the clippings

>>19508801
Nigger

>>19505086
Start stocking up the cum jar

>>19505086
They subsist on a healthy and varied diet of chips, fries, chemical mystery slop known as 'alternative' meat, and various HFCS concoctions

>>19509744
>chemical mystery slop known as 'alternative' meat
I think most vegetarians just usually eat cheese and eggs instead of meat.

>>19509744
>Nooo vegetarians don't eat vegetables and fruit, they just eat [goyslop/high fructose corn syrup/seed oil]
Cope nigger pig eater

>>19509749
>>19509751
That's how most of the ones I know eat, the vegans as well

>>19509755
How long have they been doing it? I ate a lot of that stuff when I first went vegetarian but after a while got sick of it and rarely ever ate it again. I actually got healthier as a vegetarian too, because I started paying more attention to what I eat. Studies show the average vegetarian being healthier than the average omnivore because of that. Although a proper omnivore diet still seems best, but most meat eaters will eat anything including more junk food. But you can eat well and be healthy as a vegetarian and you don't have to give up animal protein.

>>19509760
Ranges from 10 years (my gf) to 40 years (my parents)

>>19505086
Cum in her
>>19509533
based

>>19509764
I guess it's easy to go vegetarian/vegan if you just want to eat junk food too.

>>19505086
Lentil puree. Make sure you enrich it with some ham bones.

>>19505086
Shakshuka, ratatouille, French onion soup (just don't use meat stock), rissotto, pasta with tomato or pesto sauce, tacos with eggplant instead of meat, omelettes with vegetarian fillings (try fresh tomato, parsley, basil, salt, pepper), etc.

Vegan is much harder, cooking for vegetarians is easy mode. You might end up making the best food they've ever had if they're a "can't cook, subsisting on salad" vegetarian, which is always a nice complement.

Soy versions of junk food

>>19505086
Make her beans every night lmao

>>19505086
Oh I just buy those soy and bean burgers from the grocery store. I don’t care if they’re good or not, I buy the cheapest ones for the vegan/vegetarian/whatever I can’t be assed to put forth effort when you’re coming here just to be a pain in the ass.

>>19506839
>>19508801
I'm not that anon, but I'm pretty sure that's a joke from /k/ my newfren

>>19505086
Indian food.

There's vegetarian dumplings. Those could be a fun activity and tasty.