/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19499198
No

>>19499234
why not?

>>19499303
fuckin' germans

>>19499183
how does he get out?

>>19499198
yes

>>19499261
Wow, he got fatter, a better lighter, and worse taste in clothes.

>>19499453
He cooks all the eggs and then he can get out

>>19499198
>mfw she doesn't put it into the oven but instead into the fryer and makes a pizza on top of it

>>19499278
Fuck I want this now

>>19499505
most fatasses do

>>19499508
My male tits agree

>>19499529
OK tranny it's fat not breast tissue.

>>19499188
Look at that little man go

>>19499278
Actually looks pretty good

>>19499559
Rent free

do you have the one about the black resturant with the gold steak?

>>19499188
>little asian kid knows how to use and maintain a carbon steel wok but /ck/ can't wrap their heads around how to do it

>>19499623
sike

>>19499796
Sike?

>>19499272
Kek. I thought it was the one where the recipe forms an infinite loop but I guess that's a different one.

>>19499282
YOU CAN'T SNIP DA SPAGHETTI!!!

>>19499616
I'll admit I've had the fantasy of cooking nice meals for my rape victims (the rape victims are also a fantasy thing, I'm not saying I have rape victims and just don't feed them well)

Dog shit repost thread kill yourself

>>19499198
OK I was 99% sure this woman was trolling when I saw her baking "cajun shrimp" I'm glad my instincts are working correctly

>>19499303
americans actually enjoy this kind of thing?

>>19499886
Shitposting? Yes.

>>19499491
effective employee retention policy.

>>19499183
how does he get out?

>>19499914
BIG BOY BITES fashow.

>>19499913
Why would he want to leave the egg fortress?

>>19499217
I'd only want this if it was sliced on a toasted breakfast bagel

>>19499183
>sandwich still never replicated

>>19499959
wtf, is that an acidic jew?

>>19499220
Tiktok meme foods are why jebuz needs to fling an asteroid this way.

>>19499195
>>19499198
>mise en place for spices
Ain't nobody got time for that. Just eyeball it, and you'll be fine.

>>19500262
I'm all for making italian food autists seethe, but fuck this nigger.

>>19500270
>getting upset at someone purposely trying to be upsetting

>>19500291
kek, nobody here is upset. That nog is going to get the rope regardless of how he views other cuisines.

Fuck I love these fellas

new episode is still 11 hours away, can't wait for more kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X7VUuLQS1o

>>19499959
What the fuck ?

>>19499238
I had my doubts at first.

>>19499886
>Pures Leben
Got another one.

>>19500262
Classless fucking nigger animal.

>>19500710
Kek thank you

>>19500622
Seriously, sharing hatred or disgust for something isn't good enough common ground to make that creature human in my eyes. And that being said, hope italy fucking evaporates into thin fucking air. I am not on their side. fuck their food, fuck the people, fuck everything. The fucking french are more white than them but even if they were white they'd still suck balls and they'd give white people a bad name. Thankfully they're not.

>>19500710
A retard knows how to use a Teflon pan better than 99% of the population

>>19499914
Memories of having two arms

>>19499230
Dogshit

>>19499220
I love how they don't show that monstrosities plating

Imagine eating this good

>>19499238

>>19499188
Based brothers

>>19501027
I've known addicts of every stripe and I don't think any of them got as much joy out of their vice as Jack does from food, and that includes the binge eaters I knew

>>19499198
this has to be satire

I can't wait until Jack dies. I hate everything about him

>>19501290
Wait, he survived last time around?
Is that a THIRD stroke he beat?!?

>>19501290
Jesus is on his side and he has those Sicilian genes that let you eat a pound of cheese daily for decades and live to be ninety. Like he said himself, both us 2018 and 2023 strokes should have taken him out on their own but he has lived through both of them.

>>19501295
watch his latest videos. he sounds like he's on death's doorstep, constantly slurring his words with his disgusting useless arm flopping around.

>>19499188
Very nice tastings fried rice made of gutter oil, tripotassoum benzene hexafluoride and imported veggies that American children refused to eat.

>>19501299
>those Sicilian genes
lmao he probably doesn't have a whole lot of those, he never followed up on his 23andme video.
But yeah, when he dies, it'll be a party here

>>19499790
I teach twelve year olds about the Lord-Bondsman dialectic and they have a better grasp of it than you.

>>19500921
>hope Italy evaporates into thin air
Why, what did they do to you?

>>19500262
Do nogs have less tastebuds or something?
They are peculiar creatures.

>>19500921
WHo hurt you?

>>19501027
>moves head towards pizza not pizza towards head

That's how you Ja/ck/ it folks.

>>19501299
An animal died for this.

Their tastebuds have been destroyed by heavily salted fast food and over processed junk. If it hasn't been coated in salt and deep fried it isn't nigger edible.

@19501810
>newfags find out about nankotsu
le ebin meme xD

>>19499278
Way too much fucking parsley literally ruins it but otherwise looks amazing

>>19499303
Is she fat because she simply likes food she gaved up on life for some reason or another?
From my opinion eating like that seems degenerate and undisciplined.

How is that Profile by Sanford plan working

>>19500223
kek

>>19499814
>grandpa starts eating spaghetti faster than Eminem

>>19499498
crabbros...

>>19502234
Watching this gave me a brain tumor

>>19502521
He's just relaxing.

>>19500262
Italian food is overrated dogshit but he 100% said this after he left the country because if not they would have lynched him, Italians are more violent than blacks when it comes to food, if you tell them their food isn't seasoned they will just outright kill you even if it isn't.

>>19502234
No less cancerous without audio.

>>19500245
For thousands upon thousands of years this has been the way and everyone knows it’s the best way

>>19500710
Lmao in the new episode the spoon saga continues. Poor Sean can't catch a break

>>19499183
How does he get out?

>>19501300
>look him up
>he's doing keto now
>click on doughless pizza recepie
>he just replaced dough with a ton of cheese
Ketolard memes are true, almost died laughing. Also, yeah, he sounds like a dying ghoul, his eyes are lifeless, and he needs his wife to cook for him. It's sad and funny at the same time

>>19501810
my guess is that their tastebuds are fried from all of the MSGs they consume.

>>19499303
Man i wish that was my wiener

>>19499183
I tried to make an egg sandwich like this guy but that flip takes a lot of finesse to get right.

>>19499303
>>19499420
>>19499886
>>19502119
>>19503370

>come back to /ck/ after 4 years
>People are still posting the exact same webms from 4-5 years ago (or same

you people are fucking insane

>>19503953
>(or same

was going to type "or same types of videos/same content creator" but I gave up half way

>>19501824
Is that how you activate almonds?

>>19502718
fake as shit dawg

>>19502961
>tfw there's no redemption for Jack
It's gonna be sad when he goes.

>>19504167
no it won't

>>19504167
>>19504228
Yes it will be

>>19499183
>wrong filename

Get the fuck out of /ck/

>>19499790
It's because soyboys are scared of using a lot of oil.

>>19499183
wie

>>19504257
No it won't be.

>>19499278
Why did him pulling out the bones turn me on?

>>19504291
Woo woo woo woo!

>>19504291

>>19504257
>doesn't turn hot dogs so they are perpendicular to the racks so they get a. Ice grill mark
>let's them slide through the crevices
>hot does now have 1 huge burnt side, probably didnt even turn em
I always get mad after a jack gif if it's not him overtly fucking up

>>19499195
>Andouille
Had the misfortune to encounter this. When someone cut it 2ft from my nose I could smell shit waft up from the impriperly washed intestines. The whole sausage is just layered intestines, nothing else

>>19505717
Oh good, an impossible-to-eat pile of slop. The best fast food sandwich.

>>19501593
Was that really the first thing that popped into your head?

>>19502234
Honestly I think one day we are gonna look back at this and call it based

>>19505717
I feel sorry for guys like him. Slightly intellectualy disabled but not enough for meds or to leave the normal path. People gas them up so hard to make dumb shit like this and they are proud of it, despite everyone laughing at them. Knew a guy that did the same sorta thing but with gold leaf burgers. Everyone thought it was stupid but made him believe he was doing something amazing.

>>19506094
>despite everyone laughing at them
Normals love that gimmick shit, barely anyone knows how to actually cook these days.

>>19500262
I dont care about anything foodwise im just here for the nigger hate.

>>19499823
This was the funniest post I've read on this website for a long time

>>19500216

>>19499188
Bless this little asian boy. He can barely wok and he can still cook better than either jack or CK.

>>19501593
The last part is kinda a self own

>>19499183

>>19506359
why is that man spitting into the eggs? That seems very rude

>>19506359
how does he get in?

>>19499195
no sauce?

these threads are just the same mentally ill people reposting the same shit over and over and over for years

>>19500653
That's a rough day

>>19506094
>does dumb shit
>thinks he's incredibly skilled
>gets praised
why do you feel bad for him

>>19506301
Making sure your little brother is fed is the wholesome essence of ceekay

>>19506388
He hatched from one of the eggs

>>19500860
Neuschwuchtel

>>19506986
I don't understand why he had to transfer it to the plastic wrap just to fold it a couple times.

>>19502119
Shes fat because this is scripted retard shit that doesn't even try to fool anyone and they need a dumb looking fat retard as one of their main attractions for epic storylines such as, "Dome wants to be a model but her mom wont let her", "Dome gets a haircut", (webm related) "Dome gets called out for being a lazy fuck so she decides to make dinner", "Dome takes driving lessons" and "Dome has a nervous breakdown at McDonalds"

>>19507919
>she had to
doesn't that mean she knew ahead of time that she would?

>>19504263
no, I don't think I will.

>>19504348
you're not alone

>>19507951
minorities version of having a mini srirarcha bottle on your car keys

>>19508116
>Why of course the advanced super space niggas eat this soulfood slop I just found under "traditional Afro American dishes"
I'm just ashamed I still know what Wakanda is.

>>19502743
cooking is usually a really important part of family life and being Italy a country with exacerbated family culture it makes sense they care a lot abut food.
I am italian and still think it is overrated, we have a higher average knowledge of cooking and this is good, but a fucking pizza is just a fucking pizza not some UNESCO national heritage treasure, this is all idiotic national marketing, this meme is getting tiresome

>>19508145
Wakanda (in the movies at least) is the most racist caricature of african culture made in the past 50 years and it got praised as progressive, it's very funny

>>19504409
I remember the first time I saw this video some USanon was horrified by him cooking on public bbq

>>19508177
Yes, we're all horrified by it.

>>19507071
lel
>>19506388
at the beginning you can clearly see there is a passage near the stove, first time I notice this :O

>>19508188
Holy fucking shit you are right! An age old mystery has finally been cracked

>>19499230
>cooking the meat than the onion

>>19507951
In case the Italy webm didn't make it clear Niggerians carry extra seasoning on had, whites and asians tremble at the extra seasoned sight of them.

>>19508232
grim

>>19508116
>People in an African nation completely isolated from the rest of the world cook with ingredients not native to Africa

>>19506986
I get the first time someone messed with food it was kind of funny but after that it just becomes annoying watching people waste food for tiktok

>>19505717
He did a jump cut so you wouldn't notice the burger wasn't properly seared before he flipped it

>>19502131
people rather get some sweet brean and coffee to enjoy under the rain but for an american, a hamburger is their choice

>>19508564
you know it shows the burger again at the end right? the jump cuts are because it's tiktok faggotry for people with 10 second attention spans

>>19502743
>overrated dogshit
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger, you've only ever had American-Italian food which completely ignores the principles of Italian cuisine.

Real Italian food relies on simplicity but quality of ingredients. See here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1m4ti2BQvI

>>19508886
>Proves my point about it being overrated
Smartest Italian after unification.

>>19499823
like pottery

>>19499272
>collect the shards
My fucking sides

>>19501833
This mf drinkin' wif his eyes

>>19508562
>waste
That one at least seemed edible still. Greasy but edible.

>>19507021

>>19504257
> can't even cook a hot dog properly
he's actually autistic isn't he?

>>19499188
How much do you think he was beaten and spent not playing with his friends to do this for his parents internet clout? No time for a childhood you lil shit, learn to make fried rice.

>>19509324
Why so negative? Some kids enjoy cooking. It's also a good thing to teach someone to be able to cook and feed themselves when they're young. Otherwise they rely on premade food and are more likely to develop diet-related health problems from that.

>>19503963
and this was less effort? lol

>>19504343
looks good

>>19499790
>entitled and spoiled zoomers cant wrap their minds around something this child would die without knowing how to do
Grats on being retarded.

>>19499195
>shrimp
beyond foul

>>19508116
>let me make jollof rice except I'll just put every single spice I have in my pantry (twice)

>>19509386
I wonder how pasta or potatoes would taste if you boiled them in butter like that

>>19509540
If you try this then remember butter doesn't contain much water, so you can't do it with dry pasta, has to be fresh.

>>19508177
Homeless people and schoolchildren piss and shit on public grills and they're never cleaned, no one in their right mind ever uses them

>>19509568
you never heard of rain?

>>19509582
Mmmm water falling through the mile thick brown cloud of factory and car fumes hanging in the air, yummy

>>19509674
Millions wear the hats

>>19499230
Now THAT'S a propa sloppa

>>19509386
STOP CUTTING EVERY THREE MILLISECONDS GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT SO FUCKING MUCH

>>19499183
>>19499188
>>19506359
eggposters are the kings of /ck/

I'm looking for the webm to this meme, can anyone help me out?

>>19500710
>/ck/makingdinner.webm

>>19510147 -> >>19499616

>>19499198
I feel bad for the animals now.

>>19499616
AV, or skit?

>>19511962
How the fuck do they afford a house but can't afford cheap ass china made plates from Walmart?

>>19499303
what a unit

>>19511962
You buy newspaper roll ends very cheaply from newspapers. No ink.

>>19506086
>>19502234
based that it's someone that is happy and having fun. weirdos doing cringe voices and phrases is like the least offensive thing ever. who cares. im still going to be depressed either way so good for them

>>19504273
I didn't know oil was ok to eat until I was 28. Despite working a fast food for a while I just didn't understand that oil wasn't poison. Any food that contained any amount of oil I wouldn't eat until I was 22. Then I went a little nuts (28). I went on a five day binge deep frying everything. The closest thing I would use is butter until recently. I'm still struggling with the concept of using oil. I've been using extra virgin olive oil for my pizzas this past month.

>>19500710
>this retard doesnt know what a wooden spoon is?

>>19501810
They eat corn starch. so yes.

>>19511962
Why don't they just load their plates from the fucking pot

>>19508116
>This is what a fictional country in africa eats.
>Proceeds to make Cajin food.

>>19499801
what is that slop he covered the pie dough?

>>19502107
so he made an entire layer of mayonnaise and didn't season the meat itself at all.

fascinating

>>19505717
It was a fine burger until the retard decided to put the cheese over it instead of filling it.

>>19502234
The internet gave people 'personalities' where otherwise they would judt be quiet shy retards who keep to themselves.

Nothing about this isn't just stolen from some reddit comment thread heavily updooted.

>PLORP

>>19502718
Gotta say I respect the hustle

>>19499195
What's the purpose of preparing so much spice if you're only using 2 spoons of it?

>>19506094
I dont feel sorry for retards like this. They need to be brought back to reality. They're just as bad as the fucking retards who go
>oh my God so wow put on insta

>>19499198
it just keeps going

>>19499801
Makes me kek seeing how many times he stabbed the spuds.

>>19500710
they're literally me

>>19509324
His parents are probably too busy working 28 hours a day at the belt eating factory to abuse him

>>19507919
I hate niggers and their dumb nigger faces so much

>>19513492
You love blacks and their black faces? Geez, who knew?

honestly cooking with jack gets alot of shit but ngl his food is amazing.
jack bros rise up.

>>19508029
GOYSLOP

>>19504560
>The whole sausage is just layered intestines, nothing else
Aren't sausages scrap meat in general?

>>19502234
I see these people and it's like their mentality is stuck in their childhood years. What kind of childhood trauma does this to mf?

>>19506359
indians defy entropy.

>>19500710
HOW COME THE ASIAN DOES NOT LOOK RETARDED?!?

>>19512972
>Cajuns were fictional all along
now it makes sense

>>19508171
well yeah, everyone involved was african-american instead

>>19509587
that's not how pollution works

>>19514645
This is what an algorithm that rewards flashy fast paced novelty does to a motherfucker. You want the views, you ham or up. Short form video is cancer.

>>19502131
Why does he try to force as much of it in as he can, why not take a normal bite. I hate this fucker with a burning passion.

>>19512113
because other countries dont have walmart

>>19515328
that doesn't make any sense, where do they buy groceries?

>>19515329
They don't, that's why they're dying of hunger.

>>19514660
Down syndrome gives you asian-like features, hence why they used to be referred to as mongoloids, as in the mongol(asian) race

>>19508241
amerifats can't even eat a fucking salad if it isn't covered with melted cheese

>>19514849
I mean his facial expressions and the way he talks. I didn't watch this with video, but you just know that he's talking in high pitched voice with weird accentuations. Like he's trying a newborn baby to laugh.

>>19509324
i could cook plenty of meals as a kid already, mostly cause of my father teaching me which was very fun to me. i can remember recipes he thought me at 5 y/o word to word. weird thought to have while seeing a kid cooking

>>19499183
>the same fucking webms all the fucking time
i have been here for almost 10 years and i still wonder why everyone is like this on all the boards,actual autistic posters,bots,glowies,retards?

>>19514660
Retards don't look retarded to other retards

>>19515695
Bots trying to manipulate narrative and glowies trying to push your buttons for their psychological experiments.

>>19500223
i tip my fucking hat good sir

>>19501630
nobody cares fag

>>19515861
>just going to throw egg all over the kitchen because I'm too cool to use the spatula that's in my other hand

>>19507919
you just know they didnt tip either
>inv4 le tipping
its what happens in america

>>19509921
This man is incredibly insecure about his egg skills compared to Surly, and it shows. The aggressive preparation and serving of the sandwich, the clumsy flipping of the egg instead of the graceful combining of the egg and bread, the unnecessary toppings. They are the hallmarks of an unskilled chef.

>>19508120
I wish I could hide in the toilets the morning after those women ate that.

>>19515776
wait, they dont look retarded to me...

>>19499188
And to think I work with a bunch of pussies crying about going back to the office.

>>19499261
Is that a fucking bud ice at the beginning?
kek

>>19513056
to save it for later
and it's probably easier to measure this shit, than it would be with "3/8 tsp of this, 5.2/9 tsp of that" which you would have if you only prepared one portion

>>19499225
>american "cheese"
>loads of ketchup on it
>that's it
I audibly retched

The heat from the bread melts the cheese.

>>19517355
Why are people so disgusted by american cheese? It's literally just cheddar that's gone through the cheese making process twice.

>>19517369
>twice
how do you make cheese to be able to process it twice

>>19517369
They probably think American cheese is the same as imitation cheese. Even Americans usually think the imitation cheese is bad.

>>19500223
no, he's based

>>19515518
that actually looks like raclette - the original one, mind you. cooked potatos/bread on which you shave molten cheese directly from the loaf was/is a swiss staple, and was originally a food for shepherds in the mountains, because you can prepare it with basically just cheese and a fire

>>19503953
The fat girl with the pizza is at least over ten.

>>19515861
Bet he fucked the shit out of her afterwards

>>19515695
People like (you)s, most of these consistently generate (you)s. It's like a miniature version of the never ending portal paradox threads on /v/, an easy thing to post that will probably get replies.

>>19508886
>Real Italian food relies on simplicity but quality of ingredients

so you have shit recipes and you coast by because the ingredients themselves taste good. Based cuisine.

>>19517496
Wtf is going on here ? Did they fuck ?

>>19499282
geez this guy is so stupid he can't even uses a fork properly

>>19517762
it's okay, it's his granddaughter

>>19517496

>>19506986
Dumb fuck didn't even put the clingfilm in the press first. Has he ever used a tortilla press in his life?

>>19506986
I hope that guy has a constant itch between his toes on his right foot for the rest of his life.

>>19508029
no mcdonalds has ever had service like that.

>>19511962
I'm not from the American South, but aren't you supposed to do this outside?

>>19514660
He's actually a normal asian that is pretending to be more retarded than them to have a laugh

>>19517364
Hey, that's Eric the Clown!

>>19500262
>make sure you bring your seasoning
>camera immediately shows he's black
pottery

>>19500710
>Get Down with Sean and Marley
TOPKEK

>>19517364
Wow, Jon Favreau can make a fucking grilled cheese, no wonder Scarlett Johansson and Sofia Vergara wanted to sleep with him

>>19510945
God now I want a /ck/ kitchen series where a bunch of anons try to cook together. Not even for restaurant customers or anything, just to try to feed themselves.

>>19500262
I honestly feel like the text is edited in after, and the original video is just him enjoying sights in Italy and the good food, he seems to genuinely show it all off. I'm surprised no one picked up on this.

>>19517925
RIP to ramesh's fingers

>>19517831
holy shit the force of that beer exploding was so strong it sent the old man flying backwards through the window

>>19518228
>starvation ensues

>>19499790
its funny cause its true.

>>19502234
This supposed to be the joker or....?

>>19499183
Is there any guide to make webms without sound for this website?

>>19500710
Wholesome and adorable

>>19517496
I would do things to that man.

>>19518232
I typed the username into Google and found his page. It's real.

>>19515952
Maybe it's bit unharmonious. The truths of the universe are not shining on him in this video.

>>19514808
yeah, who's ever heard of frogs living in a swamp? get the fuck outta here

>>19517762
Of course. Old men are sex machines.

>>19510945
not alcoholic and miserable enough

>>19518521
Aah, so just another ragebaiting nigger with its tastebuds fried by menthols and cheap whisky.

>>19499261
You is that my nigga big sip?

>>19518750
or just another social media person ragebaiting for (You)s

>>19501824
This really activated my almonds

>>19501824
Plot twist, those are all roaches without legs

>>19517844
Jesus christ anon.

>>19499217
I wonder how this tastes. not bad.

>>19499282
do italian americans really?

>>19516470
Fuck off bootlicker

>>19513492
this

>>19518736
>tfw random girls do this to me but I'm just wearing jeans and plain shirts and going about my day
I look as generic as possible why is it still worthy of mockery.

>>19519385
They want the dick

>>19499202
this nigga cooking condiments, this is the worst fucking webm i have ever seen

>>19517745
>>19508965
You will never go to Italy and see for yourselves.

>>19511962
>indoor crab boil
>just dumping the whole contents of the pot on the table
what the fuck?

>>19500710
i cant understand a single word these guys say, am i the retard here?

>>19499877
Based ja/ck/ posting.
Anyone know how he's doing did they finish the move?