/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19496635
most homosexuals wouldn't

>>19496635
What is this 1997, buy a High Noon Sun Sip

>>19496635
Not a scam. You are plainly a homosexual due to your choice of product, but reveal yourself a simpleton in your perceptive folly.

>>19496635
you need to get the Rocket Pop you dumb retard

wow this site has really gone downhill hasn't it

You need to buy the 14% 4lokos.to get drunk off gas station malts without consuming a shitload of disgusting garbage. With 4loko you can drink two in an hour and be pretty drunk. They are almost undrinkable, taste like shit and the hangovers are incredible.

>>19496659
considering you haven't left yet, yes

>>19496644
If this was '97 it would be Zima.

>>19496691
Christ I forgot about Zima

>>19496717
Your mom hasn't every year when she wishes you a happy birthday.

>>19496717
I once went to a dude I knews apartment and his entire apartment was a bed, a coffee table covered with porn magazines, and a fridge filled with Zima.
That guy is now dead. This is an actual true story.

>>19496730
Too bad you aren't also.

I mix a can of it with ginger ale and I still feel a little buzz. It's definitely a different type of buzz because of all the sugar.

Wait, this guy doesn’t just chug a quarter of a Red Bull so he can fill the rest with liquor?
FPBP is real, OP is fag.

>>19496737
I wish I had Zima, porn, and death.

>>19496772
I wish the same for you minus the Zima and porn.

>>19496730
Pouring one out for a real one

>>19496691
>>19496717
you guys are so fuck old jc

Used to take girls to a pool hall bar and oder them zimas with a shot of grenadine inside for them. They called them "razzle dazzles".

>>19496819
Turned 34 this week, bby.

>>19496691
The height of Zima was a couple years prior to that.

Anything below 10% ABV is pisswater that literally does nothing if you aren't an NPC

>>19496730
>I once went to a dude
Right. Once. Sure, anon.

>>19497227
I have a comfy memory of being on some business retreat with a bunch of other families from my dad’s firm at a hotel, it was the first time I saw the Sandlot, and Zimas were fucking everywhere, like the hotel gift shop even was covered in Zima signs. They had a huge ad push back then. Probably around ‘94, ‘95.

>>19497320
>>19496635
1.99 a pint for me 10%, four locos are the only cheaper thing i think (13.9%), maybe mickeys or steel reserve

>>19497438
Also even at that age, 7 or 8, I knew Zima was a fag drink. Funny thing.

I never drank a beer so fast than this. Either that’s a remarkable flavor or there’s no alcohol in it

>>19497443
I don’t know if it’s common but drinking steel reserve every single day gave me a serious burping problem. It only went away after quitting drinking steel reserve

>>19497500
You never drank a beer that fast because Twisted Tea isn't beer. It's an Arizona tea with alcohol but even more easy to drink if you hate alcohol than Mikes.

>>19496650

>>19497529
Arizona tea with alcohol that makes sense lol

>>19497320
>Anything below 10% ABV is pisswater that literally does nothing if you aren't an alcoholic
FTFY

>>19496635
A hydrometer wouldn't tell you anything.
>>19497227
I don't think Zima ever really had a "height". It had an insane marketing campaign in the early/mid-90's, but I'm pretty sure just about everyone tried it once and said "nope".
>>19497952
That doesn't make any sense.

good the alcohol threads on this board are depressing

>>19498053
Tolerance to alcohol is an indication of alcoholism.

>>19498091
>regular drinking increases your tolerance to alcohol, and can also lead to alcoholism
FTFY
What was your point?

>>19498055
the food threads are mostly about fast food so i think it's pretty consistent

>>19498053
>A hydrometer wouldn't tell you anything.
why because of the sugar? I'm pretty sure you can math your way out of that

Gonna have a few today while doing yard work and grilling Fuck you.

>one dollar
>More alcohol than most cans twice its size and triple its cost
>Actually tastes ok
These are a cheap drunk's godsend

>>19498101
If it's regular enough to give you tolerance, anon...

>>19496635
They're made for getting 16 year old girls bombed without them realizing it

>>19496635
Buy hard liquor of choice
Brew tea
Add the liquor
If you want to carry around, put in a thermos

>>19498373
>brew tea
>wait 5-6 hours for it to be cold
>put the alcohol in it
>find out that the specific combination of tea and alcohol doesn't taste very good

>>19496635
A hydrometer won't tell you anything without knowing the original gravity

>>19498558
mathlet!

>>19496635
I prefer to brew my own tea wine, much stronger and has actual caffeine in it too

>>19496635
>this is a scam right?
I'm thinking it is, but I don't drink beer and seltzers are even more of a scam.
what to do, twisted tea is the only thing at the drive thru that does it for me.
been thinking of making homemade wine from bottled juice
I don't know

>>19498595
link the process please

>>19498676
>.75 gallons strong black tea (1.5x package recommendation usually)
>5ish cups sugar
>zest of two lemons
>yeast nutrient
>high alcohol wine yeast
Combine, ferment for 2-3 weeks, siphon out and enjoy.

>>19498720
>>yeast nutrient
>>high alcohol wine yeast
how much of these last two
like a teaspoon of each
do I need an airlock type top for the ferment?

>>19498821
Depends on the nutrient, but for the one I used, yes that's about correct. An airlock is needed, but they're not very expensive and are very reusable, just clean and sanitize it.

>>19497952
Lightweight NPC cope

>>19498825
fucking rad
thanks
I'm guessing I can get the nutrient at the wine making store

>>19498202
That has a shitload of sugar and calories though. It tasted good but I don't want to get even fatter off that shit.

>>19496691
Miss zima like you wouldn't believe. RIP in peace, Zima. Gone too soon. Even if they did parade your corpse around a few years back.

>>19498933
Not Zima, but close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTqwMQCrftU

>>19496635
Do you have any idea what a hydrometer actually does?

>>19499201
it measures the specific gravity of a fluid
nerd

>>19499208
Dropping one in a random drink won't tell you its alcohol content.

>>19499210
it does if you make assumptions about the ingredients.

>>19499216
if you're already tinfoil hat enough to suspect them of lying on the label what's stopping them from adultering the ingredients in a way that would invalidate your assumptions?

>>19500189
fractal distillation and whatever is left I can safely assume is sugar.