/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I eat spicy food and have never experienced this in my life
have always been confused when people talk about capsaicin hurting their stomach or causing diarrhea or burning poo
maybe it's a genetic thing?

>>19493993
I think it does. Perhaps your gut learns to digest it better with time. I almost never get fire shits and eat very spicy food sometimes.

>>19493993
I'm the whitest Scandinavian in the world and I grew up with a mom who only cooked traditional food without any spicy foods.
I always assumed from tv and the internet that i'd shit myself to death and it would burn when I'd took a shit after I ate something extremely spicy, but it's never happened, and for the past 10 years or so I've been eating plenty of horrendously spicy things. My eyes will water and my mouth will burn, but I've never had my asshole burn or began shitting myself, so I always found it this stereotype a bit strange.

>>19493993
>Does your ass develop a tolerance?
Yes. But you could always just eat something with lots of fiber like oatmeal or cereal an hour after you eat anything spicy.

>>19494006
this is interesting because I am of northern european descent and I also do not experience this
on the other hand my boyfriend is mexican and complains of it a lot
strange

>>19493993
"she" looks like its dealing with a really bad hangover and not just hot shits.

>>19494022
she needed validation yesterday and brought home a really ugly man* who couldn't maintain his erection or cum and now she's dealing with the shame

*me

>>19493993
i've never experienced more than a slight tingle, but i've been vegan since i was nine (9) years old, and always eaten chiles with starchy foods

also don't remember it being a problem when i was 6-8 and eating hot wings

do you have hemorrhoids?

Something for those bad smells is citrus magic, I've seen stews on an airplane take care of some bitch puking in the aisle with that, to prevent the stench causing others to puke as well. There's likely some medical term for that.
They had these little bottles of Citrus Magic, sprayed it on the vomit and cleaned it up and I swear by CM now. Also those hot Stewdardessess, they goofy stuff they have to go through gives ones appreciatiaon.

>>19493993
it's definitely gotten worse for me as i've gotten older. early 20s I never noticed it. now in early 30s it's quite painful.

for some reason Chipotle spicy salsa is really bad for this. It doesn't even taste that spicy but hurts my ass a lot.

>>19494048
it's probably people who wipe their assholes until it's bleeding, then the capsaicin from the shit gets into contact with it

>>19494059
Have you considered that you've become a girly man?

>>19494067
no

>>19494063
i use a mirror, wet paper, and a wet wipe. i've forgotten how to do it blind so i carry a makeup mirror in my purse, not that i ever poop in public restrooms

I've never experienced the common Anglo complaint of "fireshits" or "pissing out of my arse" after eating hot-and-spicy food.
I only ever hear of Americans, Australians, Irish and people from other Anglophone countries complain about it. It's especially surprising that "white" Americans say this since, as we all know, they're about as white as chimney soot and the stereotype is that "wypipo can't eat no hot shit."

>>19494006
Right? lol

>>19493993
hot shits have nothing to do with spicy food
the burn comes from digestive acids that should have dissipated by the time it reached your ass but food poisoning forced your body to evacuate everything
tl;dr don't eat food made by a dirty street shitter that don't wash their hands

>>19493993
I. T. S.

>>19494004
I've had spicy shits happen after lots of peppers that weren't deseeded. I assume the seeds made it further through my digestive track. The only thing that has hurt my stomach directly is when I've done real dumb stuff like eat whole ghost peppers.

I eat a lot of super spicy food and I rarely have gotten spicy shits. There is something more to it but I don't know what for sure. The seeds thing is just a guess, it doesn't make all that much sense since the seeds aren't actually what is spicy, it's the pith/placenta.

>>19493993
Hot shits come from either consuming so much capsaicin or it going through your body so fast that it never gets broken down

Alternatively hot shits can be stomach acid

>>19494104
im sorry but this is just retarded. how come literally the only time I have hot shits is after eating spicy food? you would think from time to time other types of foods might lead to "digestive acids" coming into contact with my asshole. but that doesn't happen. it's obviously capsaicin coming into contact with the asshole that feels hot.

>>19494185
he's a sad and lonely tourist that's obsessed with politics and tries to insert it in every thread. pay no mind and move on

I get hot shits when eating spicy foods and it feels like my asshole’s on fire. Happens to some and others not.

>>19494185
Get your girlfriend and or wife to lick it out for you.
What are they there for? Be the man!

>>19493993
Can eat some spicy but got a chili cheese bagel were i couldnt taste the heat but the shats burned my tiny sexy butthole

>>19494209
4chun was always racist

>>19494017
Kill yourself

>>19493993
never had this happen to me from the very first time I ate anything spicy. You are clearly a genetic dead end.

>>19494244
>"always racist"
>posts a pic from 2015
the jokes write themselves

>>19494001
Same. Stuff like coffee doesn't affect me in any way either; what I eat or drink has zero correlation to how I shit. It's not even that I'm super young, I'll be 30 in a few months.
I can only assume those people either got unlucky or have generally terrible diets/weak microbiomes (many such cases!).

>>19494270
Coffee not inducing a morning shit sounds like a negative not a positive. Getting that shit taken care of first thing in the morning isn't a bad thing.

pol answer: WYPIPO
actual answer: genes, regional cuisine, gut biome makeup

>>19494267
>unironically bragging about being oldfag
>is a actual indicator of being a electionwavefag
dios mios

>>19494343
nearly a decade ago, let it go

>>19494343
That's howard stern, you cant fool me

>>19494343
>noooo he found out i'm a tourist, what do i do?
>i-i'll call him a tourist too!

>>19494001
I'm pretty confident it's genetics. I used to be really into extremely spicy food and was dumping extremely hot sauce on every meal I ate. I also got hot diarrhea almost every day. Some peoples gut biomes must be equipped to handle this, but mine can't, even if I find the heat itself enjopyable.
>>19494004
It just got worse and worse for me as I got more and more into it.

>>19494343
>>19494244

Better question, how do people who use all that spice and hot sauce deal with the fact that they can't taste their food?

Might as well just be putting that shit on some celery instead of chicken wings so you don't have the empty calories.

>>19494459
Easy answer, different people have different tastes, get over it. We don't have to all be harmonized as the UN wants.

>this shit is too spicy for wypipo

>>19494001
I assume it's genetic but the genetic is just that you don't have nerve endings in your asshole. Your body doesn't digest capsaicin it just shits it out. If you don't feel it then you don't have as many pain receptors on your anus.

>>19494560
Is that the exucse that you fags are using to be fags?
That's fucking lame.

>>19493993
i just don't shit

>>19494560
Just a question here, is it genetic that you come out of a womb limp writsted and lisping?

>>19494573
If you're not shitting you should seek medical help. Nobody in EMS for instance wants to see you shit out of your ear sockets and other places.

>>19494573
Make sure it's not the ebola, that one is harsh to say the least.

>>19494040
Seems like an ex-gf, dumber than a box of rocks.

>>19493993
acclimation maybe? i used to have fire shits from "spicy" pizza when i was like 10 but now i didnt even recall any of that until this thread even though i eat way spicier food literally every single day

haha poo poo funneh

I used to be able to eat any amount of spicy food, no matter how spicy, and be fine the next day. But as I'm getting older, the gnarlier the shits are. Now if I eat anything spicier than a Thai chilli my shits are pretty gnarly.

>>19494059
Oddly the same, the tomatillo red salsa tastes delicious and not too hot, but the next day I can tell when I'm about to ship since I get a burning feeling.

>>19494668
>tomatillo red salsa
wut

>>19494181
This makes sense, I'm basically an alcoholic and shit more than normal, often likely not fully digesting nutrients and food. My stomach never hurts from spicy food, but can feel it in my gut when I'm about to shit.

>>19494676
I don't know, I think that's the name of Chipotles spicy salsa. Obviously tomatillo is green but they must use some red pepper in there

>>19494696
Okay. I thought that maybe there was a red variety of tomatillo I was unaware of or something.
Never been to Chipotle so idk wtf they serve

If your ass doesn't burn you're not fully human but a mutie human/bird hybrid and must be eradicated

>>19494772
Leave me and my cloanus alone.

>>19494774
juicy cloussy

>>19493993
>Lust provoking image

>>19494572
>>19494572
I'm a fag because my asshole hurts when things are inside of it that shouldn't be there? The mental gymnastics I see on 4chan on a daily basis are awe inspiring.

>>19493993
>How do people who eat spicy foods deal with the fire shits?
rarely happened to me. only when I ate stuff hotter than say a cayenne pepper in large amounts.

now that I'm over 50 something changed and I have to be careful what I eat. generally I take a pepto bismol tablet with really spicy food and that helps a lot.

but my days of eating super hot foods are over.

>>19494144
seeds have nothing to do with pepper heat.

>>19493993
I would have to eat spicy food for every single meal or do some weird spicy challenge to have something like that happen to me. it's happened a few times but its very rare. you just sound like a big baby complainer person.

>>19493993
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>>19494001
age. how old are you?

>>19495087
i don't get it, what are all the censored parts and why are you a self censoring cuck?

>>19493993
torture? lol. my butt just feels spicy but not painful. its sort of noticeable but i wouldn't make a thread about it.

>>19494343
your wonder woman cosplay needs some work

>>19494001
Same here. I consider myself a chili head and I've never had spicy shits.

>>19494440
bruh all i said was fire shits are from food poising not spicy food
you don't need to be a /pol/tard to know cultures that eat a lot of spicy food don't typically have the best hygiene

Never had a spicy shit and I used to eat so much spicy food. I was intentionally eating hotter and hotter because of the good feeling it gives. No spicy shits ever.
It's probably the same people that get diarrhea from Taco Bell, which is corn, grain, soy, and salt, so they have wittle baby digestive systems.
>>19494270
Coffee causing shits is genetic.

>>19494590
>Nobody in EMS for instance wants to see you shit out of your ear sockets
speak for your self, i went through paramedic training and those people lived to see weird shit

>>19495106
you know what it says

>>19493993
I usually don't get them. When I do, I just suffer through it, wipe, maybe have a few minutes of residual burning depending on what I ate, and get on with my life.

It could be genetic (I have the ginger pain threshold and anaesthetic resistance) or I might just be used to it.

I tried a big gob of a scorpion pepper juiced up with extract - apparently I did not break it down. The spicy shits were a bit worse than usual, but my piss burned. I'd never had an STD, so I was genuinely concerned, but then I thought about the sensation, and it was just urethral ring of fire. It wasn't debilitating, but I think the surprise added to the suck factor.

>>19495228
No, I don't. What does it say and why are you so afraid to speak it? We aren't libcucks here, no need to self-censor.

>>19495266
Peanutbutter

>>19495266
I don't care what you think, I am respecting the staff that volunteer on this beloved site and I am not wanting a 7 day global for posting a harmless image, so it's censored.

>>19495276
Why would you need to censor anything? 4chan is a free speech website unlike reddit.

>>19495285
No it isn't.

>>19493993
My digestive system ( is fucked coeliac/undiagnosed allergies) but the only time i feel it leaving is with phall or a vindaloo depending on the place. Must be a tolerance thing because ive ate spicy food since i was a kid.

>>19495285
There are even limits on /b/. There's even a whole "Rules" page. Global rule 3 is
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:
>Troll posts
>Racism
>Anthropomorphic ("furry") pornography
>Grotesque ("guro") images
>Loli/shota pornography
>Dubs or GET posts, including 'Roll for X' images

>>19493993
The amount of absolute garbage i see on this board, you should have a general dedicated to shitting.

>>19495442
The recycled food general?

>>19495472
There you have it. Go make it now.

>>19494017
race mixing is gross

>>19495420
nothing stops you from saying nigger as long as you don't use it in a racist way
it's part of the common parlance of the site

>>19495492
I miss the weird wordfilters. Senpai/desu's good and all, but knowing that I slept next to Sigourney, my peanutbutter girlfriend, the over 9000 year old mexican child.... that was special.

I just deal with the pain.

>>19495106
>kingterry.webm

I've sometimes had burning shits but they never seem to correlate with the amount of spicy food I've eaten
I can cook my own food that's far hotter than those buldak noodles and experience pleasurable suffering whilst eating it but it doesn't hurt on the way out
Granted when I'm eating chillies it is 95% of the time going to be cooked in lots of oil so maybe raw chillies are going to cause more of a burn

>>19494001
Same here, until I tried to eat ¼ carolina reaper.

I did not have fun that night on the toilet...

>>19495106
nigger

>>19494001
This
Fire shits are a meme, just like "coffee makes me instantly poo"

>>19493993
The only time I've experienced this is whenever I've had Hot Cheetos or Takis. That's why I have avoided eating them for years.

For a good 20 years, I didn't make the connection between eating spicy food and having painful bowel movements, since I would eat spicy food so often that I thought pooping was sometimes just really painful for no reason. It doesn't help that the cause and effect are separated by like 9 hours.

>>19494001
I have Hemorrhoids, so spicy food does hurt when shitting

>>19493993
Must be genetic or something. I like spicy food and even had meme spiced stuff, which while hella hot, never "wrecked my asshole." So, who knows.

I was okay with spicy food my whole life, never had bad shits until I had to go on a prescription med that absolutely destroyed my gut flora. It's taken a few years but I can now eat food with red pepper more often without having to deal with liquid shit 8 hours later.

I think your tolerance depends on how healthy your gut bacteria is and how tolerant they are of spicy food. You can definitely build up a tolerance if you keep eating spicy food consistently, in the same vein your body will start producing the same enzyme to break down lactose if you keep drinking milk.

>>19494001
you have a higher tolerance, but you just haven't had spicy enough food. had a papaya salad in Laos which was like 70% chilis. My friend from Laos said the same thing, but he was shitting lava that night lol.

chew your food, retard

>>19493993
I derive pleasure from the painful, inferno shits.
Its like anal without being gay.
also a good ab workout

>>19495276
>I am respecting the staff that volunteer on this beloved site

>>19493993
My arse just feels numb when i have spicy shits, i dont feel any pain.