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19491332 No.19491332 [Reply] [Original]

Pizza is an American food full stop, and we should own up to it. The foccacia and bread plates that peasant migrants made into what we know of as pizza are tenuously recognizable ancestors. It was in the United States that toppings took off and that the concept of pizza actually blew up and grew organically. Italian food reputation efforts ever since have made a point out of pretending like there was always some kind of vibrant ‘traditional Italian pizza’ ecosystem running in parallel all this time to what was going on across the pond because when the pizza train kicked in the door the truth was that they had still been serving flatbreads with onion & basil on top.

>> No.19491333

>>19491332
paprika is a type of chili powder and porkolt / goulash are both types of chili

>> No.19491337
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>pineapple has no place in pizza

there

>> No.19491349

>>19491332
This is true shitalians just can't handle having 1 of the few things they have left to be proud of, taken from them.

>> No.19491412

>>19491332
gr8 b8 m8

>> No.19491446

>>19491332
>>19491333
Based take
>>19491337
Irredeemably cringe take

>> No.19491497

>>19491332

This is what made me hate Gordon Ramsay. Watch his kitchen nightmares episodes and he always shits on the pizza dishes and calls them "too greasy, too much meat". When he reforms the restaurant and 'saves it' (the show actually has a 80% failure rate with these restaurants), he puts a ghoulish 'traditional italian' pizza on the menu that doesn't look appetizing to anybody.

>> No.19491625

>>19491497
>80% failure rate
That's because the only way for the restaurant to succeed long term is to replace everybody, including the owners. A couple of days of pep talks aren't going to fix retardation.

>> No.19491644
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>>19491497
Or every time he criticized a burger or sandwich for having too much meat or being too tall to bite into

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My hot take is that I think burgers are shit tier food. 2/3 of it is some bread with sugar in it. The sauce they put in is always gross full of the cheapest mayo they can get. The patty itself is bland and dry most of the time, I'd rather make a burrito with the ground beef.

>> No.19491669
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I think there should be real Raisins restaurants like Hooters that can teach girls real world skills while they serve food. I also think they should be legally able to strip at any age and become sex workers when they have gone through biological puberty.

I also think while working at a restaurant such as hypothetical "Raisins" there should be a tax free further education benefit where they can save for college. It would be run by the local state of residence but there would be reciprocal agreements if the student wishes to go to college out of state. I think this would provide an incentive to save and better guarantee that even some of the poorest kids can pursue higher education but not at the taxpayers expense. It's a win-win.

>> No.19491704

>>19491644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5G3a6Ehcq0&t=818s

ramsay's also a perv that shows his ass to everyone

>> No.19491730

>>19491497
>>19491625
that's actually the five-year average for restaurants, so it's like he did nothing, not any worse. you shouldn't open a restaurant unless there's money to launder

>> No.19491746

>>19491644
people don't actually like that much meat with their bread. this is evidenced by meatless pizzas always running out first even when everyone, and i mean 100% of a group, asks for a meat pizza and nothing else

>> No.19491754

>>19491746
I guess you haven't met my mother then. she embarrasses me everytime we go to cici's pizza. you can request the 'chef' to create a free pizza but there's limits on the meat toppings, my mom always presses the workers to put extra toppings on there. it's the first thing she does upon entering the building. yes she's obese.

>> No.19491765

Meat pizzas go first because they are both the tastiest and healthiest. I've had to toss so many cheese and veggie pizzas in my life, it's nuts.

>> No.19491792

>>19491746
>this is evidenced by meatless pizzas always running out first even when everyone, and i mean 100% of a group, asks for a meat pizza and nothing else
What?

>> No.19491879 [DELETED] 

>>19491669
What could go wrong

>> No.19491887

>>19491879
Not much. Better than just sitting at home doing stupid tick tock shit.

>> No.19491904 [DELETED] 

>>19491887
Only problem with your theory is hooters girls heads are so inflated that they wouldn't become a prostitute. In their minds they're a supermodel because the manager decided to hire them based on their looks. I remember seeing this hooters girl on tiktok got called ugly because she was boasting about her looks. She was completely in denial and argued with everyone in the comments. The hooters 'beauty' shit went to her head.

>> No.19491912

>>19491904
>>19491904
Then they don't become a prostitute. Who cares? They are working and learning skills in a safe environment while being able to parlay that money into higher education.

>> No.19491918 [DELETED] 

>>19491669
pedophile and/or alphabet agency nigger

>> No.19491919

>>19491332
Pizza is better without cheese

>> No.19491940

Christian bakeries should be violently forced to bake gay wedding cakes whether they like it or not.

>> No.19491952
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>>19491940
>Christian bakeries should be violently forced to bake gay wedding cakes whether they like it or not.

>> No.19491966

>>19491940
LGBTQM bakeries should be burned to the ground and it's owners chemically castrated.

>> No.19492006

>>19491792
there is no ambiguity in my comment, learn to read

>> No.19492017

>>19491332
Bullshit, it's Canadian food too. Canadians make the best pizza.

>> No.19492403

>>19491918
He's a pedo, that post is too autistic for glowies

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Salads are the most varied ‘type’ of food in the world.