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>> No.19479112

i know how he gets out

>> No.19479180

>>19479109
Note the missing eggs. They are not taken in a linear ordered fashion, but instead seem to be taken randomly. The king appraises every customer who approaches his fort and selects the perfect egg for each diner.

>> No.19479192

>>19479112
he can't leave until he cooks all those eggs

>> No.19479213

>>19479180
He probably knows the individual chickens by name and knows what food they were given. What a true champ.

>> No.19479216
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19479216

Please acknowledge me. . ..

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>>19479216
>line going around the block for the Chad on the right
>zero people in line for the virgin on the left
kek loser

>> No.19479257

>>19479216
that's probably his son or whatever

I wonder who filmed this video

>> No.19479265

>>19479109
Why does he trap himself inside?

>> No.19479292

>>19479265
He was born in the egg fort
Molded by it

>> No.19479297

>>19479265
He's afraid to come out of his shell

>> No.19479300

>>19479292
cringe
>>19479297
based

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>>19479297

>> No.19479409
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>>19479109
Does a guy casually sip on a raw egg at 0:21? I've never noticed before.

>> No.19481980

>>19479265
Why would ne need out? He has everything he needs to survive right there.

>> No.19482601

Bad thread kill yourself

>> No.19482723

>>19482601
somebody's surly

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>>19479109
Literally me
Picrel is his cousin btw