/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19477567
I liked the rio de janeiro trip where mark just ends the video with "be careful with your belongings" after only talking about food for 20 minutes

>>19477586
sheesh. they make the chopsticks look like it has the same strength and ferocity as a large bird's beak. i can't grip food that strongly with chopsticks.

>>19477586
>>19477590
Namba wan indeed

>>19477607
>haha whoops! not sure how that got into my mouth

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>>19477641
>season it before washing it off
kek

>>19477589
Why the fuck are people just pissing on the street?

>>19477567
This man has definitely eaten human flesh before

>>19477781
france

>>19477567

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>>19477904
someone post the euro wife-swapping fruit drink commercial

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>>19477790

I did it fuck you
>>19477909

>>19477589
Food?

>>19477929
Man that's pretty funny though

>>19477641
So this is the power of american sous vide...

>>19477902
SHUT THE FUCK UP give people anywhere enough alcohol and you end up with pissy street corners.

>>19477990
is this raw hamburger?

>>19477567
>>19477924
This nigga lives in the uncanny valley, he came out of deep time, he still has primordial soup within. If you know what I mean.

>>19478004
never seen a triangular pool of streetpiss in seattle or san francisco, two places that are more like an open-air treatment plan than a city. I know all your Tunisians are used to open-air shitting but cope harder hon hon hon

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>>19478008
Welcome to /ck/'s webm threads, enjoy your stay.

>>19477605
What kind of nightmare worms are these

>>19478153
Lemme guess, the heat from the meat cooks the egg?

>>19477904
imagine your sexual deviancy restricting your diet. Truly the mindset of somebody who gets fucked in the ass

>>19478240
Black river eels from New Zealand.

>>19477914
Huh. One thing I really hate about modern videos, Youtube, Tik-Tok, the like, is how folks are developing cartoonish exaggerated facial expressions. But watching this silent film era clip makes me realize that it's not new.

And that >>19477914 and >>19477567 are basically the same thing.

>>19478153
Is this Jack or is this a parody? Because it definitely is someone who saw the ingredients for meatloaf and either decided to parody it.

>>19478519
if anything modern clips are less cringe

>>19478498
The fuck's a tasty paste?

>>19478498
That fat isn't cooked

>>19477588
This costs $197
I hate the rich so bad

>>19477641
What a waste of meat, water and video encoding

>>19478519
Yeah except that silent movie era film technology warranted strong contrasts and exaggerated expression so people could see what happens (plus everyone was still basically theater actors).
Dumbass.

>>19477567
His eyes frighten me.

>>19478498
>spend $800 on dinner
>get one sliver of steak
What’s the fucking point

>>19477904
>Goldstein

>>19478659
It looks like a small rodent shit on the plate. It's probably just a bunch of "umami" meme things like anchovy relish and dried mushroom powder.

>>19477904
why is it that gay's only see themselves as nothing but sex fiends and nothing else?

>>19478979
The e x p e r i e n c e.

>>19477586
I used to work in a hotel, and I can confirm, the Chinese really are like this. Literally like beasts when they feed. It's shocking the first time you see it, when you've had guests from all other parts of the civilised world, and then you get to experience... this.

>>19479096
shouldn't be surprising given the gdp per capital is still something shit like $10k even when its the worlds second largest economy
most people there haven't experienced the good life, hence the shitty manners

>>19479096
It's like when someone is raised with a ton of siblings or has been in the army, they eat like there's a fucking alarm going off they need to get to.

>>19477641
An animal died for that. The person who made that video should be tortured to death, desu.

>>19477904
>Goldstein
CANNOT be real. It just can't. This has to be a troll.... right...??

>>19477605
>posting without audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdeOE0Up9eE
>>19478240
cute NZ giant eels that live for a century (endangered and still being fished and exported wholesale to China, fuck Nigger Zealand)

>>19479103
fuck, that's me on both counts. how fucked am I

>>19478979
>quality not quantity
also it's probably just one of several courses

>>19477567
I wonder if that's the same face he made when he creampied all those prostitutes in Thailand

>>19479235
Don't worry, you're not as bad as that webm, just like try not to inhale all of the pizzas at the party before anyone else has finished a slice.

>>19479115
whose to say he didnt eat it afterwards

>>19479361
finns know how to cook the best

>>19479361
is that the coveted milk steak?

>>19477924
If i had a license to kill, I'd blow this fucking idiots brains out onto his biggest fans. Fucking lush.

>>19479402
BRO we needs to see the man pop the balloon :O

>>19478965
Saying that exaggerated reactions go back even further to stage acting only really increases my point that this is a human thing.

>>19477567
All these years later and /ck/ still getting triggered by this dude making funny faces enjoying food

>>19478528
>not recognizing our queen's pan and stove
That's Kay's Cooking

>>19477590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7gDBVmgIRA

Hmmm...Pagpag...

>>19477586

>>19477904
>Special thanks to
>psyop
Whuh?

>>19477929
Dawg what the fuck. May Allah glass this fucking planet

>>19477605
>I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
>Pizza's for EELS

>>19478059
the last thing you see after mark cuts off your fingers

>>19477605
>chinese eels.webm

>>19479047
I see. Makes sense!

>>19477990
le big boy bite

>>19478243
the heat from the rice cooks the egg

>>19480591
this guy is such a fucking faggot. i love him for comic relief but he is so dumb

>>19479652
There is nothing new under the sun, Horatio.

>>19477588
I too enjoy this traditional Indian dining experience.

>>19479222
thats fucking stupid as fuck
Beet sound like Beef so lets make some stupid fucking shit

>>19480591
it's hard to feel bad for a stroke victim that was so entirely useless even with two fully functioning arms

>>19480894
now he'll have to learn how to choke his son with one hand

>>19479096
50 McFreedom bucks have been deposited to your account.

>>19479235
kill yourself zionist war orc

>>19479097
looks like lab equipment

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>>19477586
Every time I see videos like these I am reminded of the cruise my family went on some years ago, there were a couple of busloads worth of Chinese tourists at said cruise and they would attack the buffet table like this every time, didn't matter if it was breakfast, lunch or dinner.
They would line up along the entirety of the buffet, someone would stand behind holding plates in both hands, whoever was in front loaded up the plates until there was a mountain of food on them and they brought it back to the table.
Sometimes they'd even grab the entire heating tray.
At dinner for the second day of the cruise they had to put out guards around the buffet just so other people would actually get food.

>>19477567
ever tried edibles?share your experience

>>19478030
i thought it was clams for a second

>>19480774
Why didn't he unpack it first?

>>19480860
...I didn't even realise that's what they were going for. Fuck.

>>19479652
Not the other anon that said what I wanted to say, but what you just said makes you an even bigger retard. It doesn't strengthen your point. They did exaggerated expressions on stage so the audience could fucking see them. An audience literally cannot see normal expression on a stage actor's face. Stop being obstinate and just say "Oh, thank you for teaching me something."

>>19478733
The only reason you'd hate the rich is that this is unaffordable and you want to do it.

Donyou really want to spend 200 dollars to eat chocolate syrup off your hands?

>>19479096
same, also work in a hotel
we literally kicked a chinese guy out once because his chewing with his mouth open was so loud that it was causing other guests to leave

>>19478030
>Do I need to bring back the rocks?
Top kek. Just mix some motor oil to fry it in and its top chinese cuisine.

>>19477904
>The germans dislike this video

>>19479301
Who's*
Whose is possessive. Who's is "who is".

>>19478059
Get out of here eldritch horror! Also his smiles are grade A fakery.

>>19479402
What's the recipe yo

>>19478519
>>19479652
Even with those old exaggerated reactions you can tell they're more genuine than these modern soifaces.

>>19479097
>bro it's deconstructed so that means it's worth $80
hate that shit

>>19482223
it says in the video dumdum

>>19481500
cool, I like this! It's rare that I see gimmicky internet cringe that I like, but I like this!
cgi or trickity tricks?

>>19477567
>Mmmmm oh woaw *leans slowly to the left while doing sampaku eyes*

Every single time, I refuse to trust someone that is that robotically formulaic in their reaction.

>>19478498
TASTe PASTE!??/?

>>19482260
Imagine Mark's climax expression

>>19482243
both

>>19478004
hit a nerve Pierre?

France and the French "people" deserve to burn

>>19478498
>the heat from the leaves cooks the meat

>>19477910
Lol, that dude in the back is just laughing at her for doing that shit.

>>19477586
I'm Korean but my mom kinda acts like this when eating in public. I should show her this so she can get some awareness of how uncivilized she looks.

>>19477910
This is why you save for retirement

>>19478030
>exploit stupid people into thinking something retarded is chic

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>>19479128
I remember when this came out a year ago to their official twitter page
Even the gays in the comments were bewildered
The company doubled down afterward claiming there's nothing wrong.

>>19477929
>>19477909
Another one

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>>19482384
I wanna make a new flavor.

>>19477567
He looks like an Adderall addled lesbian

>>19482201
and hoes is yo mama and sis

>>19482223
If I were to guess, it's probably sugar.

>>19482442
>ywn fuck a curvy married water bottle
>ywn put a you-flavored water baby in her water bottle womb
why live?

>>19480178
So wtf is this?
Like someone just makes a bunch of noodles and say "Here you go everyone!"

>>19478059
>fligu fligu teehee~

>>19482555
Community meals for the poor are not uncommon outside of europe and America. Even in Africa they line up to take a reasonable portion

>>19481603
>You can't hate retards for being retarded!
>You must secretly WANT to be retarded.
Nigga you retarded

>>19481039
>confused boner

>>19478059

>>19479361

this is the finnish version of kitchen nightmares

the gordon ramsey role is played by jyrki sukula. he was a customer at once in my old job, really annoying because he was buying some genelec speakers and he would have the same short attention span snap snap kind of attitude. he probably thought he had the situation in his hand but really he was being ignorant. if you're spending $1.5k on speakers and you pretend to know them, why are you asking for advice if you're not prepared to listen to any of it?

could've been hans välimäki too I don't remember which of the gordon ramsey rip offs it was. another nobody making a big deal of himself. like sure get the small genelecs, moneybag. all the "high fliers" bought the white G2s or G3s without listening to them

>>19482555
It's the same thing that happens when you put out a large amount of food for a bunch of dogs, which is ironic because what do you think the meat in that video is.

>>19480178
As I chinaman I kneel
Looks like rats or roaches flocking to a leg of fucking chicken

>>19477567
FOOD GEEK

>>19483306
>me when the news regarding the successful bombing of a childrens hospital in the donbass reaches my ears

>>19483318
looks like pure shit, fuck wants a cum glazed piece of bread with fuckin' apricots?

>>19477567
What is with the slow reaction?

>>19477573
Do I think I could date one of the girls if I offered her a plate and a hamburger

Vad är ditt problem

>>19483464
She might be one of those Indians who worship cows and wouldn't want a hamburger

>>19483490
mailing in the king's yarn

>>19483491
what about rhubarb pie

>>19483397
>didn't open surstromming under water
Rip all breathable air in 300m radius. At least it was outdoors

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>>19480168
americans will make fun of gutter oil but still eat seed oils LMAO

>>19479264
Even chance that he let some of them creampie him.

>>19477904
>bottom friendly menu
>black woman-led collective
>dr. evan goldstein
>psyop

>>19479402
Sure, there are rich people who have this all the time, but I'd be down for a once-in-a-lifetime meal at one of these places. Most of the time, the meals last 3-4 hours of many dishes. It would be pretty memorable.

>>19482226
Back then photography and video were new and exciting. You're right though, people were actually more genuine back then.

>>19482390
Is that Emelio?

>>19482226
>young man in 1901 china
This man was going to live to see some interesting (terrible)stuff

>>19483279
I'm always surprised when I realize that yuros are only allowed to buy meat in small quantities, and if they've saved up enough good goy points.

>>19478519
He's pretending to be drunk.

>>19483323
Me on my morning commute with my coffee trying to take a small sip so I don't burn my tongue.

>>19479228
how this man is still alive baffles me

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>>19483618
>Here is your fucking (you), now kys
Literally fuck your own fucking squarehead fucking face you fucking faggot
Fuck you for this fucking bait and making me respond
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

>>19483357
are those mackerel gutted?

>>19477641
that shit is still mooing

>>19483540
You're literally eating raw sewage Wen

>>19477781
The bigger question is why aren’t they pissing off of balconies

>>19481603
No, for wasting fuckton of money on incredibly retarded things especially to show off that they can do such retarded things

>>19483827
>Fuck you for this fucking bait and making me respond
What even is the trigger for you?
These look like plain videos of people preparing and eating food.
I could be missing something, often do.

>>19482390
>>19482396
these people and these webms remind me of the gross fat kid in willy wonka

>>19483970
I only cook with butter from organic cows bestie

>>19477567
I hate fags that do those exaggerated facial expressions.

>>19477567
How can people watch this guy more than a few times?
He surely is a nice guy and all but holy shit you could give him burnt rat wrapped in plastic and he would make that exact same face.
>HMMMMMMMM the meatiness of the rat!
>The burnt hairs together with the fattiness!
>HMMMMMMM so good!
>And the texture of the plastic HMMMMM so crackly!

>>19484450
Made me laugh. Good one, friend.

If you post that Dutch and/or Finnish faggot again I will kick your teeth in.

>>19480249
Kek

>>19483827
you know that giving him a (You) makes him want to post more, right?

>>19481496
Lul. That’s nuts. I remember when I was a kid I was on a family vacation and at a breakfast buffet, maybe a Shoney’s or something, some kind of non-descript American restaurant. I wanted bacon. The warming tray was empty. Then, an emploee brought out a nice tray of bacon. (Yay!) My path was immediately blocked by a pair of obese adults, each armed with two plates. They piled their plates and left the tray completely empty. (!!!!) I came back to my parent’s table and mom was all, “Hey, I thought you said you wanted bacon.” So I tell my parents what happened, they didn’t 100% believe me, so I pointed out their table. They didn’t empty the tray for their families to share. These two fat fucks had two plates each piled with bacon, shoveling it in. (???!!!!) My dad was so pissed, lul. He had some kind words with an employee and they were so resigned and apologetic. Apparently these whales were regulars. A few minutes later an employee brought our table a plate with several strips of bacon. Then we laughed and had a good time, and watched in abject horror as those two bacon beasts CLEANED THEIR PLATES! My family talked about those people for years.

>>19483970
When?

>>19477641
Finally someone washes their beef.

>>19477573
you like to make fun of this but what no one mentions is that this is inside a temple, the food inside the temple is blessed and has no germs or bacteria even if you eat from the floor.

>>19477990
The beef tartare would be better if it didn't have paper on it.

>>19484745
Suck on a blessed doorknob

>>19482334
No need your mom won’t listen she’ll be too busy drinking feces wine and complaining like loud nigger about war crimes that are over exaggerated for the 1000000xth time even though Japan had already paid reparations many times

>>19483478
>I hate the taste of salmon

>>19483827
Based

>>19483576
I'm always surprised when I have to read you retards delusions.
I just bought 2kg of ground beef for ~8$ and I didn't even need my good goy card.

>>19477573
just pour that slop in their fucking mouths, ffs why are they so stupid

>>19479096
There's a lot of Chinese tourists here in Norway, and there was once published an official instruction from the Chinese government to tourists on how to act, it included stuff like not yelling, not stuffing their face, not shoving people, not being aggressive etc

>>19481520
his product reviews were essentially try to replicate what happened in the commercial

>>19484450
Every time he takes a bite he’s also thinking of all the bodies that he’s consumed as well. Let that sink in anon..

>>19483827
Literally take your meds my dude. Holy moly!

>>19485035
Yes, the retard who decided to take the time to spam the thread with mundane clips of one specific faggot needs meds (cyanide). He manually did a captcha for every one of those posts too

>>19481603
I'd like to have "fuck you" money, yes. and I'd also like to grab the head of a rich faggot, and press it into a hot pan, for so long, the face melts off.

>>19485040
They are fairly boring but I don't even know where your problem lies, I honestly don't.
Are you sad the thread now can't have ALL of the 151 webms that are posted every single time?
Don't worry we'll have the same exact thread again without the Swedish faggot.

>>19483827
You are giving him the exact response he hopes for when he spams that shit.

How does he get out?

>>19483540
>seed oils
We don't even call them that

>>19478979
Restaurants like that usually serve multiple courses

>>19477999
Obsessed, envious

>>19482573
African villages have more of a sense of community, whereas chinese super population dense cities completely dehumanize the inhabitants.

>>19477607
>tranny flag pants

>>19482226
The worst for me is that one webm where the dude has a camera that prints faces onto espressos. He goes to take the photo of this douche who's making a normal smiling face, and then you can actually see in real time as the brain parasite cracks the douche's face into that wide beta fellatio smile because he couldn't not make that face.

>>19483576
I've travelled to the US and Europe many times and their food is WAY better than yours

>>19484740
>3 cans of coke

That's the real kicker

>>19483278
Absolute turd burglar

>>19477910
>dog comes in
>sees chinese woman eating
>runs away
He knows

>>19484740
>mom's left over
>is in a restaurant

>>19485494
He's with his mother at the restaurant. He's finishing her plate. He's fat and you're stupid.

>>19485499
I'm an ESL, my bad

>>19477588
Why

>>19481603
The only good thing about it is that a fool and his money are soon parted. Good on these entrepreneurs for basically suckering rich people into wasting their green, but it's still wasteful and stupid otherwise. There is similar hatred from wine tasting parties, where they don't even drink the wine and they spit it out afterward like disgusting scumbags.

>>19484740
Hes not even eating good food. If youre gonna fatmax you might as well just eat greasy pizza and burgers

>>19477605
Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttAPokIf7us

>>19479128
They don't think it be like it is, but it Jew.

>>19477586
fucking 'ate mainlanders

>>19483618
Do yuros really hurt themselves so often with blenders that they require an extra shield?

>>19481500
>made weed brownies with mates at lan party
>tasted alright
>did the ol' "dont feel nothing lets take another piece" after 1,5 hours
>really high
>play csgo rest of the night
>finished a 1,5 kg bag of toffee with 4 people
I'd rate the whole night a 7/10. At the time it was really fun but nowadays if I managed to gather more than 2 friends for an evening I probably wouldnt do weed.

>>19486187
I love a leftover meatloaf sandwich, but don't call it a burger.

>>19484745
>The ganges is a blessed river
Mental gymnastics can only take you so far sanjay

>>19477573
you laugh but their immune systems must be fucking jacked if they don’t die before they make it to puberty

>>19483278
while this still look mediocre(albeit I don't know how natto taste but at least it looks okay) I'm actually hopeful because webms with his cooking become better, first ones made me not want to eat at all for the rest of the day

>>19486187

>>19483301
yes damn what a spicy ball

>>19477567

Why does this guy's stare seem so insincere and unsettling?

>>19486374
Because he's a piece of fucking shit

>>19486374
>>19486395
I think it's more that he's a youtuber, and they tend to live by their stats. At some point he made a slightly silly face, and a whole bunch of people commented on it. This prompted him to make it more and more exaggerated to maintain that engagement. It's like how Joshua Weissman used to put out decent content, and now he's just a food memer. It happens to most youtubers eventually.

>>19486414
I wouldn't know about any of these fucking idiots if it wasn't for being on the four channel. I don't watch shit on YouTube and I hate the sound of the human voice. Their faces are even worse. Hope this guy dies skiing or drowning.

>>19486407
he-heeeyyyy, man, this is a blue board

>>19486407
fucking disgusting, footfags need to be lined up and shot

>>19479047
>"umami" meme things like anchovy relish and dried mushroom powder.
But truly, Mushroom powder isn't a meme.
MAKE YOU SOME!!
It truly fucking amazing.

>>19486407
cute and yummy

>>19479222
What absolute SHIT platework.

>>19479228
KEK.

>>19486407
You're fucking weird, bro.

>>19483515
i would like a slice of rhubarb pie

>>19479532
>NO Jelly beans
Couldn't be.

>>19480188
>checked

>>19482272
>Lips peeled back in a rictus grin, head tilts to side while a single rivulet of the victims blood tracks down his cheek like pomegranate juice...
>Then the clean-up...

>>19486491
Our feet are an important part of the human anatomy, we would still be lumbering monkey things without the ability to stand and walk upright for basically the whole time we are awake.