/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19474020
How are swedes alive, this makes American food look like kale

All those pizzas look like shit. Just because you people are obsessed with kebab doesn't automatically mean that it makes a bad pizza "perfect" when you throw some on top.

>>19474020
>fries
no way, fag
otherwise breddy gud

They dumped their side of loaded fries on top of the pizza?

>>19474023
Wait til you find out about smorgastarta

>>19474020
So like Italy, they can't be assed to cut it for you

>>19474020
>french fries as an ingredient
how did this meme start? i don't remember seeing it 20 years ago

>>19474020
Where's the banana pizzas?

>not posting volcano pizza

Americans created pizza, and I'm not sure why people just assume it's Italian in origin

Swedes put bananas on their pizza, I'm not interested in anything they have to say

>>19474020
Except that's a British pizza

>>19474020
Upper left, middle, and bottom right got it right

>>19474250
Aww does poor little babby need a grown up to slice his pizza for him?

>>19474020
>zoomers don't know

>>19474594
Yes. Now start rolling bitch.

>>19474020
French fries on pizza only shows how retarded people truly are.

>>19474020
fries on pizza is shit, but others are good, is this something from swiss? it's very common in the netherlands.. except the added pepper. you can just add it as a topping

>>19475130
sweden*

>>19474025
It would help your argument if nyc pizza wasn't mid and Italian pizza wasn't crap

>>19474306
I dunno, 20 years back we'd put french fries in burgers (manually, not sold as such)

>>19474020
>Brazilians evolved it.

>>19474020
>Swedes perfected it
You're not a Swede Hassan.

>>19474020
kebabs and garlic yoghurt on pizza? english were doing that decades ago

>>19474110
smörgastårta these nuts my friend. jag ar bog.

Brazilians perfected pizza.

>>19475622

>That top right pizza stuffed into too small of a box
lmao swedes are so enviro-cucked they feel like using small pizza boxes will save the planet

>>19474020
kind of you to recognize the rapefugees as your own now, Johanson

>>19474020
based and kebab garlic mayo pilled

>>19474020
If you wanted a bait thread, you should've went for BR pizza kino

>>19474020
dumping fries on a pizza like a retarded toddler does literally nothing to improve it

>>19474020
I'll never understand whatever is drizzled on top.

>>19475939
>kind of you to recognize the rapefugees as your own now, Johanson
Heh, in those countries, the kids have names like Elsasdottir, so you can easily identify them as having come from a family with no father.

>>19474020
theres cum all over it

>>19475622
ngl sushi on pizza actually works if you take out the rice and the cheese and use the fish and nori as simple toppings.

>>19474342
that looks fucking awesome

>dude le le le just keep adding le random shit and le random sauces
Why not just stop LARPing and just make a sandwhich, taco or schawarma??

>>19474020
bread and potatoes just don't go together. mixing multiple carbs is just nonsense. one carb is enough.

>>19478201
Incorrect

>>19474020
I tried making making a Swedish style kebab pizza and I'm not even good at it and it was delicious. The real deal must be god tier. I'm not so sure about putting French fries on it though.

>>19474020
That’s not pizza. That’s a piTA. As in, that is just a giant pita.

>>19474020
>swedes
kek

You laugh but Greek gyro pizza is legit good

>>19477275
>ngl sushi on pizza actually works if you take out the rice
Motherfucker, the rice IS the sushi. That's like saying a bread bowl works without the bread. You've fundamentally misunderstood the premise.

>>19480815
Shut the fuck up retarded reditfag. Fuckin worthless loser. Stupid cunt.

>>19477760
Thanks for ruining my night.

>>19474342
How do you eat this?

>>19474020
That's not pizza, that's just random shit thrown onto a flatbread.

>>19474342
That's not a pizza, that's a quesadilla without queso.

>>19477147
That's not pizza, that's a snack tray.

>>19474487
That's not a pizza, that's just fish and chips but with semen instead of fish.

anyone talking shit about fries on pizza should just try it

>>19474020
Literal slop.

>>19474020
good god those look nice.

>>19474020
>Bon appetit

What americans call "pizza" is not pizza, it is cake

ngl yo americans do be missing out big time on kebab pizzas frfr

>>19481977
We make Philly cheesesteak pizza instead

>they don't know about taco pizza

kebabpizza er satans godt favæ men jeg troede at kebabpizza med pomfritter var dansk

>Dough with seasonal toppings

Still don't get why Italians claim this as their invention. Must have been around forever and was probably "invented" by several societies in parallell

>>19474487
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE CHIPS ON AFTER SLICING IT

does it looks disgusting? no. i'm sure it tastes good albeit greasy as fuck all.

do i want to eat it? no. no i don't.

>>19474020
whoever opens a swedish pizza place in the US will get RICH BITCH
IM RICH BITCH

>>19474487
>No kebab meat
English cuisine strikes again! The fries variant is only nice if you're hungover.

>>19477147
>should've went
*should've gone

do not jizz on your pizza

>>19474020

Pizza is an American invention jackass.

>>19482319
Someone finally said what I've been thinking..

>>19481523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SjbZYzFFYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHj7u4qFPa4
Please dont judge all swedes based on those, just the first video I found of someone eating one.

Brazilians take the cake

meh, they probably taste good tho

>>19478201
>according to my numbers and multiple scientific papers 2 carbs are way too much for the amount of H2o and proteins within the meal which of course is the powerhouse of the cell
shut the fuck up nerd

>>19482796
The shittiest meme /ck/ ever came up with

>>19478201
You can mix 2 carbs, just don't be a fat pig by eating large portions of whatever you're making with them.

>>19478206
>>19482976
>>19483054
here is your meal retards

I hate Brazil so much

>>19474020
Do Swedish women like 4" Asian-American dick?

>>19474020
Swedish people are cringe weak people also they sound retarded with that ugly accent.

>>19483192
Scandi girls are notoriously the easiest in Europe, i'm sure they'll be down for cock no matter the race, in fact they'll probably have already sampled your race's cock in their long sexual history by the time they're in their mid-20s