/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19465978
fry em in good olive oil and add salt and pepper desu, it's that simple, simple as

>>19465978
Put literally anything you want on them
Add sugar: it turns into a dessert
Add salt: it turns into a meal

>>19465986
Simple as what?

>>19465986
I prefer canola because it's healthier and has a higher smoke point but since I usually use a lid to fry them so I don't have to flip and use much less energy, it's not really an issue.

Depends on how you like your yolks cooked.

If I want a nice runny yolk I’ll basically soufflé the egg in hot olive oil. Allows the bottom to get super crispy and the constant basting of olive oil makes a nice light and fluffy top.

But yeah like other anons said add whatever seasoning you want. I put ketchup on my eggs and that’s seen as a cardinal sin

>>19466008
>I prefer canola because it's healthier
where have you been the last 10 years, bro

Why are you people afraid of experimenting. Try Cajun on eggs and see if you like it.
Jesus fucking Christ it’s so soul crushing. Imagine being over 18 and not just doing whatever the fuck you want

>>19466022
Canola oil is high in monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fats, making it a heart-healthier option. Also, if you never had canola tossed with fresh chilled garden vegetables around harvest time, you are missing out.

>>19466038
You are the reason society is in social decline. You are the reason for so much shit in this world you have no idea. Do whatever the fuck you want huh? Damn you and your liberal fight the power public school upbringing.


Really... fuck you.

>>19465978
Grate fresh Parmesan cheese into the pan at medium high heat until golden. Put egg on top of cheese. Add fresh black pepper. Cover until eggs cooked as desired (You can scramble if you want).

No oil required. Use a nonstick pan.
There’s enough salt from the cheese you won’t need any.

>>19465978
What are you retarded or something, what legality?
What authority is making that illegal in the first place you dumb fuck?

>>19466077
>cheese
>directly onto the pan

Are you nuts? I already use enough oil.

>>19466093
Even a stray cat wouldn't put cheese onto a skillet.

>>19466045
LMFAO this has to be bait

>>19466098
I know right... How retarded can you be?

>>19466101
God I hate zoomers like this so much...

Canola oil is the healthiest cooking oil available, with zero trans fat and the lowest amount of saturated fat of all common cooking oils. It's not only the healthiest, but the most "green" to produce requiring the least amount of resources input for the finished output. It is also much less expensive AND also one of the top oils to be used in pans for its non-stick properties.

Literally the perfect oil by any metric which is why its sold so much.

>>19466098
Do it. Trust me anon. Use a stone skillet.

>>19466008
I use butter because I hate the antichrist

>>19466136
Butter is fine too in certain applications. Canola is the overall best. Olive oil is overrated and you are supporting dishonest business.

>>19466018
>souffle
do you mean poach?

>>19465986
>oil oil
Butter is better oil boy

Kinda like it's better to use oil instead of butter with kids. Butter will support the growth of bacteria and diseases or something I read in a guide.

>>19466045
canola oil gives me diarrhea

>>19466160
*on kids

I presume.

>>19466164
I am sorry you have health problems. :(

>>19466008
>eating industrial lubricant

Please be trolling

>>19466185
>it's used for one thing, therefore it shouldn't be used for another thing

>>19466194
I agree, but you really should ignore the retards/trolls.

>>19466201
but I'M a retard/troll...

>>19466194
>>19466201
The article literally stated its not ideal for cooking.

>>19466216
And spit is not an ideal lubricant for use on a kid.

>>19465978
I thought egg prices going up was a globalist conspiracy to deprive people of protein
Why are they cheap again?

>>19466222
checked

>>19466101
you've been consuming too much mommy blogger shit bro
canola is perfectly fine

>>19466222
Because after the fires and the culling they went breeding crazy. Now we are back to overproduction but the demand is still low because people still have it in their mind it's expensive so prices fall.

It doesn't take long to make a producing chicken.

>>19466149
That thing is nasty looking, not even worthy of rape in Gunsmoke.

>>19465978
I like peanut oil for popcorn, not only does it smell good but it tastes good.

>>19466247
It's great in milkshakes.

>>19466164
Hahaha anon you should seek medical attention

>>19466252
I have to try that out sometime

>>19466255
People these days are really sick.

>>19466122
>>19466227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfk2IXlZdbI

>>19466299
what part of this is supposed to bother me? yeah industrial processes are not the prettiest sometimes, shocker

>>19465978
>How do you make eggs better?
You rest them depending on how they're cooked.

>>19466667
I'm not waiting 16 minutes to eat my egg

>>19466299
What? Did you mean to link to a How Its Made video?

>>19466222
They were only temporarily up due to a bird flu outbreak.

Check local jurisdiction. No one knows where you live.

>>19466670
Then I don't know what to tell you egglet. Keep eating subpar eggs.

Resting eggs don't exist.

>>19466255
I have and the answer is always "well do you keep a food diary?" and then I hang my head and say "no" and sheepishly walk out of the doctors office.

>>19465978
Fry in bacon grease

Sunny side up, salt only the yolks, Cayenne on the entire egg

>>19466122
>>19466008
Use avocado or olive (non virgin)
The studies and research will either say canola is one of the healthiest or one of the worst. Same with lard and coconut oil. Avocado and olive consistently show up as the healthiest in all studies. Just the safer bet and not much more expensive

>>19466667
>just eat your eggs cold bro

>>19467050
Yes

>>19466008
RAPEseed oil?

>>19465986
Avocado oil.

>>19468415
Yes, Rapeseed oil is a very healthy oil I use for everything.

>>19465986
FPBP
/thread

>>19466962
BASED TASTE

>>19468444
Why the hell would someone use olive oil for breakfast?

Fuckin retarded. Olive oil is used during dinner for Italian cooking.

>>19468473
Butter, LARD, Olive oil, coconut, Palm--
Doesn't fucking matter if you like it.
IT'S FOOD anon...It's LITERALLY SHIT less than 12 hours later.
As long as it's not sneed goyls, you're good.

>>19468491
>Thinking all that shit is good for you but canola isn't

Yikes.

>>19465978
For me it's table salt and freshly ground nutmeg

>>19465986
What I do instead of use oil is put on some sausages before the eggs

>>19468842
Yeah but you gotta spray canola on so the sausages don't stick first so you can get the juices. Either way if you don't put oil on the sausage grease will get even more sticky.

>>19466667
>rest a raw egg
it’s over

>>19465986
oil vey

>>19465986
Mr. shelkelblatgoldstein will not be pleased.

>>19468709
Plebbit B'GONE!!
You are eating an industrial lubricant that is not only soaked with glyphosate, but is also, along with HFCS, one of the leading contributors to obesity and other endemic health problems today.
https://youtu.be/7kGnfXXIKZM

>>19469856
>file name

Ask me how I know you're an idiot and want to troll/meme people. So obvious.

why are eggs so perfect?

>>19466122
Canola oil is industrial waste. I don't know why, it doesn't seem to make sense because the fatty acid profile looks healthy. But anyone who is sensitive to inflammatory foods easily observes that canola triggers inflammation. BTW saturated fat is not always unhealthy.
>Literally the perfect oil by any metric which is why its sold so much
How can you even type those words without realizing how ignorant they are? It's sold so much because it's cheap. There is no planet in the solar system where something is cheap and plentiful because it is good and healthy.

Canola is the best overall cooking oil.

>>19470363
>But anyone who is sensitive to inflammatory foods easily observes that canola triggers inflammation.
Its because canola fields nowadays are treated with glyphosate (Roundup) and some of it inevitably makes it into the final product. And some people have a much stronger reactionto glyphosate than others. They only started doing this in the past 20 years, but now the process has made it to most farms. Same with wheat and corn. If you buy the organic label, you probably wont have the same reaction.

>>19470077
no newfag, I've been spreading this for MONTHS, faggot.
Go ahead, eat that health crippling GARBAGE if you want to, you're ONLY hurting yourself...
Oh shit! You don't have kids do you?
I sure as fuck hope not.
Go ahead, drink HFCS soda and shit with splenda added too, your doctor, oncologist and pharma will thank you.
While you're at it, don't forget to take your flu shots.
Fucking MORON.

>>19470215
Because their WHOLE design is to support a new life.
Seems obvious now, doesn't it?

>>19470492
That's certainly a main reason for part of it, (Same goes for pastas, breads and cereals), but one more important aspect is the Oleic acid profile.
We were never suppose to eat this crap.

>>19470838
>filename again

You are just too obvious a troll. Go waste money on inferior oils. Believe that you are so smart and the only one in the world that knows some deep dark secret, keep saying the sky is falling and to trust no one. All you are doing is just making people point at you and laugh. Well, actually just chuckle and dismiss. You got your attention which is ultimately what you wanted. I hope you were entertained now go away and let reasonable people have a discussion.

>>19470944
Didn't watch the video, huh?
You aren't very good at this, shill.
I have posted medical paper after medical paper over the years.
I'll bet you think your "Shaming" tactic works here.
This ISN'T Plebbit roody-poo FAGGOT.
>dismisses sourced info pics because of file name
You go on with your retarded self.
It's called Sneed goyls because it's fake poisonous shit designed(oh, yes, they KNEW about it, they used to fatten cattle with it--still do) to make you FAT mentally sluggish and gain millions of dollars through insurance, medical and pharma scams.
Now, you can KYS

>>19466222
Bird flu outbreak was the main cause, along with the media getting in on it every time a heater took out a factory coop.

>>19466160
>Butter will support the growth of bacteria and diseases or something I read in a guide.
But that’s a good thing. I have been eating expired, moldy and funny smelling stuff trough my teenage years and my stomach is super strong now.

>>19465986
whatever happened to just using the bacongrease

>>19466217
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>19469622
pan too hot, lower your heat dumbass

>>19466222
There was a bird flu outbreak in China and the news said it could effect egg prices so all the boomers panicked and went out and bought hundreds of eggs all at once and the price of eggs went up from increased demand. All of the "price inflation" of the past few years has been panicked boomers rushing to the grocery store with their social security checks to add to their hoard.

>>19465978
>the legality of
Illegal in 52 states

>>19471282
Then they won't get cooked.

>>19465978
Poached eggs on tomatoes is great
there are recipes for poached tomatoes over marinara/tomatoe sauce.
but i feel its better when you let the natural flavors of the tomatoes.
oil pan, cook sliced tomatoes on low heat until they are soft. throw salt and pepper while they cook. throw eggs on top, cook till poached, serve on top of toast.
its a humble and delicious breakfast.