/ck/ - Food & Cooking

wha

>>19465238
>crazy fluoride stare
>swollen lymphedema thighs
>too cool for school leather bound journal
>unshaven legs
>hippy dippy new age retarded “spiritual healing” book
Delete this

Sounds awesome OP, I didn't see you original thread. Are you making this a regular thing? Any pics of the food or FOH ass or tits?

>>19465263
Have sex

TL;dr

>>19465238
this is the gayest shit of ever fucking read. get the fuck off my board.

>>19465263

>>19465263
>being this new
dude we're glowies on a commune who were both sent to honeypot each other because alphabet agencies don't really talk to each other and now we run a restaurant together. she's minnie driver and i'm tom hanks (i wish i was chet)

>>19465325
I'm in love. I need to see her tits or ass.

>>19465307
cook something first, i went feom pure neet to running a whole business you faggot, i just posted on 4chan all day for the past ten years and now I have total autonomy, get good faggot

pic unrelated its this freeloader who lives on my bed and stares at me

>>19465330
Move to my commune

>>19465335
I dont live in america ;_;

>>19465333
That's some nasty shit, you're fucking filthy

>>19465325
>deaths head moth chest piece
This lady is a practicing witch of some kind. Post food or take this shit to /x/ where it belongs.

>>19465238
>tajin
I stopped reading at that part.

>>19465238
i would like to see her soft opening if you know what i mean

>>19465333
god damn i can't stand you fucking loser ass cooks with your hippie dippie raw ass goat milk shit who think sun shines out of their asses. have one fucking busy day that lasts ONE FUCKING HOUR. one hour selling burgers and slaw with ingredients
that you spent god knows how long playing in the mud pretending to be a farmer to grow. im sure that's real fucking scalable when all that sold out in a fucking hour. go ahead, tell your FoH they'llbe working 1 hour shifts once a week for $20 in tips and see how long they stick around. and $50 in overhead is ridiculous. maybe $50 for direct food costs, but overhead is more than that. i would elaborate but i don't want to spend that much time trying to teach your retarded ass. also "cook something first" is your insult? what a fucking faggy try hard wannabe chef boy. tell me, did you get the forearm knife tattoo or the one with the butcher's cuts of a pig on your calf. fucking christ.

>>19465365
The only thing to fear about crazy larping women is that you might become a simp like half the posters itt.

>>19465335
She has nice feet. Lucky you.

>>19465238
>sell a couple burgers
>'I made it'
ok

>>19465307
>my board

>>19465385
lol i did it and you didn't. seethe cope and dilate

>>19465385
lol
>no rent
>already organized as a 501(d) apostolic nonprofit that's almost twice as old as i am
>jewy looking feds wanna fucc
hah nothing personnel kiddo

>>19465385
>muh pork slap tatty oh boo hoo r*ddit r*ddit rent free
whatever LOSER
I made it, you didn't, go back to your hugbox

>>19465238
>woman who glows in the dark

Congrats OP, I hope you much success and happiness in the future

>>19465238
>10x profit
>$50 Overhead
so you made $500? 24k/year if you take 6 weeks off. I know you're pumped about selling out but I think you need to up productivity and revenue if you want to make a sustainable business. Good luck anon.

>>19465238
>sold out, in the first hour
fail of a public opening
who decided to buy only an hours worth of product

>>19465818
They grew it all in OPs apartment patio garden. The customers were his grandparents.

Food pics?

>>19465328
>>being this new
>glowies

>>19465238
Well done!

>>19465385
>ANGERY

>>19465238
Congrats, you opened a lemonade stand for the day. And because you’re on a cult commune you have a captive customer base that would pay you for any food product you sell. Try this in the real world with real people who aren’t retarded Earth Children and you’ll get your dick kicked in by the realities of running a successful small business.

>>19465385
based

>>19465238
>no overhead
That term is not being used correctly here at all.

>>19465238
Congrats. Do you have pics of the food or anything? Making everything from scratch is a great way to stand out from your competitors. May need to refine what you grow vs. What you purchase locally in the long run, but that's still a major step above most places. Good luck and remember to always ask the trolls to post a dish they've made.

>>19465238
Well done :)

>>19465238
I like butter cheese noodles

>>19465238
>>19465325
those fuckthighs are absolutely delicious. shame she ruined herself with cringe tattoos, what a worthless mentally ill whore lol

>>19466586
Are you trans?

>>19466595
this is worse than a normal foot fetish, I'm sorry anon but I don't think you can recover from these lows

>>19466595
have you ever seen a normal straight man that is like that?

>>19466611
How dare you assume my fetishes.

>>19466619
Only once, but he immediately became gay afterwards.

>>19465238
>$50 in Manhattan
So, $15 burger in a sane city?

>Sold out in an hour
How many meals? Number of heads is a more useful metric.

Did anyone from the first thread ever get any dubs or trips? I was gonna suggest oxtail bouguignon since you said the sky was the limit but I forgot.

>>19465333
I love your bunny :3

>>19465790
OP needs to run her over (metaphorically)

>>19465394
>feet
are we looking at the same feet?

Congrats anon, from one oldfag to another

posting pictures of people online, to 4chan of all places, without their consent is a shitty thing to do

>>19465385
>>19465829
>>19466520
>>19466567
Samefag?
>opens the same way twice

>>19465238
Your FoH manager is hot, ask her to post nudes

>>19468334
>oh noes peepul r gonna see pics of me :(
Grow up.

>>19465325
>>19465238
>unshaven legs

>>19468367
You forgot
>Congrats anon, from one oldfag to another
I don’t think anyone is samefagging.

>>19465333
Jesus man, your sheets look really gross

>>19465385
This poster was born to fail

>>19465238
>>19465325
who's this ??

>>19465335
I’m interested, what’s it called?

>>19465238
>I made it so can you
Literally fuck off lol, so tired of 30+ retards who made it in before the hellscape

>>19465238
cool story, "bro"

Lots of seething ITT, why don’t you crabs sidle over your shower and clean the collected greasy fast food french fry salt out of your leg hair.

>>19465238
Nice going bro, I wish you great success.

>>19465238
Happy for you anon. Do I have to bring a 4 of clubs to get the /ourguy/ discount?

>>19468787
i probably count under this, never felt more successful in my life right now

>>19465238
>>19465325
Have you ever massaged her feet, OP? I would have moisturizer all up in those sole wrinkles.

>>19465263
Didn't even notice the unshaven arms and legs. Yikes. I have faith that OP can fix her and improve her to an 8.5/10 and pop out some glowing MKUltra hippy commune assassin babies.

>>19465325
Why do women insist on getting ugly, garish tattoos like that?

>>19465238
Well done, it's great how making acquaintances and learning a skill can take you places

>commune
so she's like, shared property of all the commune's residents, right? unrelated follow-up, how does one join your commune?

>>19469697
>babies
She is post wall

Congrats OP, although it sounds/looks like you are some beta lad who got mixed up with a bunch of degens. Just keep an eye out, a lot of those people are narcissistic headcases that just cause trouble around them.

>>19465238
Those neck veins make my dick hard

>>19470342
Because it makes them "special", just like every other larping thot with tattoos. But be grateful, it saves so much time for men when women have the equivalent of a giant blinking "crazy retard, do not breed" alarm.

>>19470342
I prefer elaborate tattoos like that to scribbling some random doodles on your body

>>19465238
Tell me more about your soft opening, OP :3

>>19467072
For sure.

>>19467072
Gross make that skank shave

>>19465263
It's a CIA handbook

>>19465385

>>19465238
>bs feminism head cannon book about fucking aztec stonk womyn
>that insane cannibalistic stare and medically induced tds smile
>What's even that book on her lap
>cringe look at mee look at mee chest tat
>those horrid aunt Henrietta Knowby thighs
>literal wine aunt cloths
>not even 24
>modern white women
Not even once.

how many people can she seat at her thighs?

>>19465238
Would eat her cunt for days

>>19465335
>Aztec secrets
Human flesh?

>>19470756
I'd let her cannibalize me desu

>>19465238
the fuck is a jojo

>>19470756
This is the face she strikes the moment you plaster your sperm over her face after a blowjob

>>19465333
Ugliest dog I've ever seen before

>>19471429
>thinking this insane cunt would let you near her
Maybe in her 40s.
But you ain't getting that fagolo

>>19465325
Can you just post a picture of her naked already?

>>19471750
was meant for
>>19465325

Inspiring post OP. Been on this fucking shit site since middle school (I'm 29 now) and have been working as a cook since I left high school. Lived the cave dwelling autist hermit life for a while now. Finally at the point where I'm working with a chef who sees potential in me. I might be in a similar situation very soon. Just need to save some money and utilize my autism for something productive. Also I need to find a woman like her, I'm in love. The restaurant industry has fucked up my taste in women, I can only fall in love with crazies now.

>>19465238
This WHOLE thread is BULLSHIT, and your ALLEGED FOH manager is an AI generated pic, FAGGOT.

>>19465840
There will be none.
This whole thread is a FARCE.

>>19471370
>Simply, the jojo is a thickly cut potato wedge, seasoned, deep-fried

>>19471975
OP lives on a fucking retard hippie commune with a bunch of larping trustafarians. He ain’t about shit. Your story is actually inspiring. Keep at it, anon

>>19470756
Pupils are fucked up too
Definitely AI generated.

post her soles

>>19466520
Nta but theres a very popular restaurant in my town that is owned by a hippie commune. They serve really good food and it's open 24 hours. They constantly sell out of their lamb and I think they've taken it off the menu.
It all just varies by the place, start small and when it's time to expand, do that.

>>19472606
it's really the only way to prove she's not ai generated...

>>19472965
>hippies
>serving lamb
Work on your shitposting

>>19473014
Why wouldn't hippies serve lamb?

good for you. but do you have the balls to not expand your menu?

>>19465238
nice blog faggot didn't read an entire sentence

>>19465263
based.