/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How I like my men

>>19431146
I like latte

>>19431146
I found a percolator in the cupboard, cleaned it up and checked on how to use it.
the coffee is way hotter and tastier
as for what I put in my hazelnut coffee,
chocolate syrup, 3 spoons of sugar and half&half
anyone else into percolators

>>19431156
Die

>>19431165
stay mad, animenigger

>>19431156
>Strong and black
nigga u GAY

>>19431146
GWEEN TEA

>>19431146
strong with a little bit of cream and sugar. I'll usually do an americano 8oz or a moka pot to myself at home. peet's major dickason's is our go-to daily drinker. super chocolatey and delicious.

>>19431175
4chan was an anime site before it was a trannie BBC cuck site

I don't

>>19431279

my wife chino is so cute

>>19431341
Hi pretty.

Extra dark roast with maple syrup

>>19431380
Don't violate lolis

At home, I usually just have a black drip coffee which I will make as needed with a Hario. When I want a bit more caffeine, I'll make a pseudo-espresso in my Bailetti, which I will also enjoy black.

If I'm out at a café and can make a barista do all the hard work then I'll have whatever I'm craving as I stand at the counter or read my menu. In the end I usually just end up getting a latte or a cup of black coffee.

>>19431194

Still is, always will be. Started by a weeb, now owned by a Japanese otaku.

Anyone who doesn't like anime can cope and seethe.

>>19431180
COWFEE

>>19431194

Still is, always will be. Started by a weeb, now owned by a Japanese otaku.

Anyone who doesn't like anime can cope and seethe.

>>19431146
When outside a cappuccino, because I don't trust random baristas to make good coffee so I want a fair amount of milk in it.
At home black.

>>19431419
Glegle website actually, feel free to die mad about it

>>19431431
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>19431453
Based
TOTAL NIGGERTRANNY DEATH

Total glegle death

>>19431453
>stale copypasta
animetards are truly incapable of independent thought

>>19431704

Copy, tranny.

>>19431156
Yeah, with milk, a packet of hot chocolate, 2.5-3mL of a cannabis tincture, and half a tray of ice served in a reusable OnCue cup.

>>19431146
in a cup usually

>>19431156
Same but women cause I'm not gay
Extremely pale and sweet

>>19431146
Used to drink black with no suger.
But I'm quitting, today is second coffee-free day.

Cheap drip coffee with a splash of whole milk. Even a Starbucks latte seems like a special treat when you survive on Walmart brand coffee.

>>19431146
pantsu filtered

>>19431387
seems like most of /ck/ doesn't like latte? why, it's objectively the best tasting way to have espresso

>>19432245

You're a namefag so you don't deserve an answer. Go back to phlebbit.

like i like my women
..
QUIET!

>>19432480
do you have one of those mugs that have a water level gauge saying "you can talk after ive had my coffee!!!"

>>19432482
no i just don't like women speaking in general. my coffee mug is i don't have one, i use a new styrofoam cup and lid every time

>>19432486
okay thanks for having a laugh with me bye

>>19431146
>How do you like your coffee?
like my orgasms
Instant.

>>19432511
best post in thee fucking thread

>>19432249
uses something created by moot for 4chan and gets told it's reddit.

being this retarded.

>>19431146
Why do anime posters just ask stupid mundane questions?

>>19432589
Coffee has a lot of variety and as a topic has a lot of potential for in depth conversations. It's also the passion of many people. It's not a mundane question in the slightest

>>19432604
Yeah. I can see all that happening here
kek

BLACK
JUST LIKE MY METAL

Moka, ground from robusta heavy mix of beans. A dollop of heavily whipped milk on top.

Iced.
I'm fine with black coffee, but I like a bit of milk and sugar every once in a while too.

>>19431146
Filled with caffeine

Sometimes decaf and sugary and milky and heavenly if I wanna go to sleep, and sometimes black and bitter if I want a little kick in my ass. But most of the time, I like it carbonated.

I stopped drinking coffee because it made my piss smell like tuna.

>>19432747
Needs alcohol

>>19432765
Are you insane?
I'd kill to have my piss smell delicious

>>19432779
What like balieys or something? Gross.

>>19431146
With my wife Chino's pee mixed in.

>>19431146
Boiling and poured on weebs

>>19432788
No the coffee and cola give it the flavor. Something neutral

>>19431146
Like my women. Strong. Black. And Proud.

>>19431146
Like I like my women, with the cum of several men in it

>>19431146
without anime

>>19432823
>Black
Shit taste if American

>>19431146
I like Cocoa

>>19432789
I prefer multi origin pee
chimame, specifically

>>19431146
covered in bees

>>19431156
Milky white and sweet?

>>19431156
When you say that you're either going to come off as a cock gargling faggot that likes milk and sugar in their coffee or a nog lover. It's a lose/lose scenario.

Like I like my women. Sometimes icy, dark, and strong sometimes light and sweet with whipped cream on them.

Variety is the spice of life anons.

>>19433428
Made in a drip filter brewing machine, from pre-ground bought in way too large bags and left to go slightly rancid before we've gone through it all. Left on the heater plate all day.

>>19433547
Don't mean to reply, dang it.

Light-roast pourover, completely unadorned. If you need to overpower it with sweetness and fat you don't actually like cawfee.

Is cunny good for you?

>>19431763
>pale and sweet
I'm going to be using this one from now on

With milk and vanilla essence
Iced

>>19432631
with bass rock mic and a sprinkle of treble?