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19420287 No.19420287 [Reply] [Original]

This is rated for 3600 feet! We're going down 2 fucking miles!
Where's the bloody standards!?!

>> No.19420291

>>19420287
I still find it hard to imagine being turned into liquid in 30ms

>> No.19420296
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19420296

WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!

>> No.19420299

>>19420291
It would be very briefly scary. How long before you lose consciousness do you think? I'm betting at least one full second of
>Oh shit wtf

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>>19420287

>> No.19420302

>>19420299
That's the thing though, there's absolutely nothing with no time to perceive anything. One instant you're alive and then un-alived.

>> No.19420307

>>19420299
It would have been instantaneous. It's unlikely there was even a second to process that something was wrong.

>> No.19421016
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>>19420296
>trusting a Logitech controller

>> No.19421036

>>19420296
The f310 is solid for what it is, never had a problem with mine but I have had to use it when being engulfed by over 400 atmospheres. I imagine the buttons would stick.

>> No.19421041

>>19420291
>>19420299
>>19420302
>>19420307
They were murdered, just like the people on the titantic, they did it again in the same place and they are laughing

>> No.19421072

They should have paid James Cameron to take them to see the Titanic. They could've watched Titanic on a 4k tv while eating a yummy Titanic inspired meal, and they wouldn't be dead right now.

>> No.19421076

>>19421016
It was a wireless one using a Bluetooth connection too. It’s like they were asking for something to go wrong

>> No.19421079

>>19420287
Why is this ramsay guy such a british scumbucket always running around and hollaring like a bitch?

>> No.19421085

>>19421079
>Why is this ramsay guy such a british scumbucket always running around and hollaring like a bitch?
Probably because he be an influencer and people pay him to do that.

>> No.19421104

>>19421085
That's so pathetic. "influencer" that shit term just came up. Faggots using that term should get the noose.

>> No.19421108

>>19420287
does anyone know where the big breakfast sunday thread went? I cant find it

>> No.19421109

>>19421104
OK, then he's a /tv/ celebrity and gets paid to act like that

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>>19420296

>> No.19421120

>>19421109
Yeah but he's a british faggot like all of them, the only thing he's influencing is to make me avoid anything to do with him or his stupid pathetic shit,

>> No.19421124

>>19421112
I wish my Switch controllers were built to those specs. I had a Switch Lite and had to toss it in the trash because the joysticks kept fucking up. I should've just gotten a regular Switch. It would've been so much easier to be able to just buy a new set of controllers.

>> No.19421126

>>19421124
If made in the USA and not China then they would have quality.

>> No.19421131
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>>19421120
Cope and seethe
He's still making a shitload of money and kitchen nightmares just got greenlit for a new season after a decade off.

>> No.19421137

>>19421131
>He's still making a shitload of money and kitchen nightmares just got greenlit for a new season after a decade off.
He should do an episode featuring a McDonald's shop. "The customers have been waiting for 25 fucking MINUTES in the lobby for their orders, and the drive thru is backed up so far customers can't even get into the fucking parking lot! What is this crap you are frying the fries in? This is NOT tallow!"

>> No.19421142

>>19421131
You're the bitch using the terms coping and seething. Look into that picture you posted, that's true bullshit level like from a homosexual.

>> No.19421146

>>19421142
>You're the bitch using the terms coping and seething. Look into that picture you posted, that's true bullshit level like from a homosexual.
I'm not the person you are talking to, but as an observer in this public forum, I have to say that you need to do more coping and less seething. It's obvious that you are upset. Your insults to the other anon sound like something Joe Biden would say.

>> No.19421151

>>19420287
That bitch has to be going desperate if he has to hire bitches to post bullshit over and over again like a dumb british cunt.

>> No.19421156

>>19421151
Mr. President, it's time for you to take your alzheimer's medications...

>> No.19421161
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>>19421142
>t. jealous poorfag
I gave you a clear and concise answer: the truth is that Gordon has had great success. The masses love him which is why he's still around. That's why he plays an asshole on /tv/.
You have no argument. now you've gone from ad hominems against him to even more pathetic attacks against me.
I'm not mad. Im only pointing out that you're deranged.

>> No.19421166

>>19421146
That whole biden family needs proper investigating, they're total creeps.Especially the kids with the russian and ukranian deals.

>> No.19421170

>>19421156
It's pretty creepy watching him fall down all the time.

>> No.19421175

Even worse would be if that kamela cunt took over,

>> No.19421178
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>>19421137
>SHANIQUA WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SPEAKING INTO THE DRIVETHRU HEADSET? IT SURE AS FUCK WASNT ENGLISH.
>JAMAL, STOP ROLLING BLUNTS AND START FRYING BURGAHS. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN.

>> No.19421183

>>19421178
That's just plain sad, that's no feature that's sad british bullshit. Joe Strummer blew the shit out of that faggot.

>> No.19421189
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>>19421183

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>This was a terrible, terrible tragedy and my heart goes out to their families. We can at least take solace in the fact that they were warned before the implosion occurred that the hull was about to experience catastrophic failure and they were thus fully aware of their imminent and instantaneous deaths, and were actively trying to escape this horrific fate because we know they dropped their ballasts in a futile attempt to frantically ascend to the surface. Pure, visceral fear and helplessness was surely felt by all. In fact, they undoubtedly could acoustically hear the hull delaminating in real time, regardless of the warning system. I can picture it in my brain. Imagine the camera panning up to the 19 year old's face as he looks to his father in their final moments of absolute existential dread. Cut to dolly track close up of Stockton Rush initiating the ballast release function, possibly screaming, we'll have to brainstorm that shot. Cut to outside the vessel with a full view of the implosion, minimal to no music or score playing for full effect. Anyways terrible tragedy heart goes out to families

>> No.19421312

>>19421202
imagine the trailer where they spoil the implosion shot while adding this sound effect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qVvCEeECsA

>> No.19421888

>>19420296
even most militaries use controllers like this for their equipment now, cuz its what people are familiar with using