/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19417849
Eggs, Cheese, Kefir

>>19417849
Egg toast. Its an egg inside toast. Now how cool is that.

>>19417855
feel like a fried egg and buttered toast would be better individually than like this

>>19417858
Retards like you belong in the stone age. You will never invent anything in your life. You will never own a business. You will never stop being a wagie making minimum wage while your boss gets a second home. To innovate is human desire. You are less than human.

>>19417855
Make it french toast with real maple syrup and you have a deal

>>19417865
make it french toast with fake maple syrup and you have a deal

>>19417849
King Kong needs some nannas, now!

>>19417849
not eating anything that doesnt grow in my lands, piss off swarthoid

>>19417892
Nigga we own Hawaii.

>>19417858
>t. eats dry cereal with a glass of milk

>>19417892
all lands are ours bro, why the fuck did we do all this colonialism just for you to be a fag

>>19417898
this is true, yet shit like bananas are made for those of the black skin, lower caste food if you will

>>19417901
Slave mentality. Letting other people control your decisions. Also whites cultivated and grew the cavendish bananas that we eat today.

>>19417907
>slave mentality
exactly, thats why the majority of the population eats bananas, they can't think for themselves.

>>19417849
plus you can make banana bread with it
god tier if im being honest bruv

>>19417914
Take a look at your skin I think you may find its as dark as a black gorilla nigger.

>>19417918
then I'd be sleeping under the banana tree, yet I'm not, I just slonked 5 raw eggs in my nothern norway cabin

>>19417922
>Norway
Asian, it all makes sense now. You really arent meant to eat bananas then.

>>19417925
genetically speaking, only latvians might be purer than norwegians

chicken and broccoli

>>19417855
What do you do with the bread you cut out though

>>19418189
That's nasty looking and you should feel sad.

>>19418264
Feed it to birds so it doesn't go to waste.

Best girl

>>19418328
That's not chocolate milk and you should feel sad

>>19418340
thats not raw unpasteurized milk and you should feel like a retard

>>19417849
Weird that you say low in fat because I would specifically like to point out bananas are not a calorie watchers friend

>>19417849
>no cooking required but goes bad quickly
Any fruit and vegetables you can eat raw, certain bread
>doesn't go bad but requires cooking
Base foods, dry beans
>doesn't go bad, doesn't require cooking
Canned bread, nuts, seeds, chocolate, honey
>Is sweet, healthy, natural, doesn't go bad, doesn't require cooking, put it in your tea, put it on your skin, put it in your mouth
Scratchy throat? Honey. Burned your finger? Honey. Want a sweet treat? Honey. Need a food with a lot of different types and variety of flavour? Honey.
I have an entire cabinet full of jars with different kinds of honey I purchased directly from a beekeeper organisation. SS tier food that should bee in every household.

>>19418512
I just got some 925+ manuka im so excited

>>19417849
More beeeeeeeeans

>>19418512
you can't be probiotic AND antibacterial (antibiotic) at the same time.

>treats wounds
about that. guy I worked with got bit by a spider and decided that smearing honey on it would be better than going to the doctor, he almost lost his leg.

>>19418544
Ah, that may be true.
I've only read that some types of honey can work for minor burns https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3188068/ but that's it.
It's probably better to go for alternatives if there's uncertainty about which type to use and how bad the wound is.
>he almost lost his leg
Oh damn. What kind of spider was it? Dealing with poisons is different from dealing with minor burns, although given how little I know about this, I can't really give medical advice so I take everything back about what I said about using honey for any wound treatment.
Honey is still pretty cool though.
>>19418525
Awesome, I'm happy for you

>>19417849
bananas are fucking disgusting

>>19417849
Canned tuna
pros
>cheap
>keep forever
>easily stackable
>easy to eat
>tuna salad
>tuna sandwich
>just eat from can
>good for you as long as you dont literally live on it
>tasty
(only) con
>need a can opener potentially
>a little stinky

name food:
high in calories per weight/size
high in proteins, vitamins
resistance to temperature
not much preparation
can be fed 90% on it for a day w/o complications

>>19418538
Show teeth

>>19417907
I thought cavendish bananas are extinct due to some rot disease and what we eat bow are some inferior cultivar that tastes half as good as cavendish. Also there are apparently a bunch of other cultivars that taste way better but can't survive being transported so you can't get them outside of the caribbean

>>19418714
You are incorrect. Cavendish is the most common cultivar today, and has been since the 1950s. Prior to the 1950s, the Gros Michel (sometimes called Big Mike) cultivar was the most common. A fungal disease wiped out most Gros Michel plantations, but not all of them; you can still buy Gros Michel bananas at some speciality places. And yes, there are a bunch of other cultivars with a variety of flavors that do not ship well.

>>19417849
>>no cooking required
Are you really not cooking your bananananananas?
Fucking embarrassing, desu.

>>19417851
Eggs are cheap. They aren't really healthy though.
Cheese is expensive, even in the USA. Unless you buy slopcheese.
Kefir is an estrogen slurpy and tastes like rotten ass.

>>19418544
Honey can do you some minor things, but you should obviously never rely on it for something that could be really serious. Sometimes you need professional medical care, not small homeopathic treatments that dimwits assume are cure-alls.

deenz in olive oil
watermelon
sunflower seeds
eggs
blueberries
salmon
cheese

>>19418189
>>19418328
came here for chicken and milk

>>19418512
>>19418619
also based

>canned fish
keeps forever
nutritious
tastes like canned fish

>garlic
awesome flavor
health benefits
keeps well

>cheese
crazy variety
is milk made actually taste good

>>19418626
dried fish, maybe. obviously your diet would not be complete

>>19417855
We call that egg in the hole here in the NE states.

>>19418264
You clean the pan with it then eat it

>>19417849
Durian, that's really not very good and is downright stinky,

>>19419100
>Eggs are cheap. They aren't really healthy though.

based 80s food advice man

>>19422115
Why does banana man trigger 4chuds?

>>19418340
Premade chocolate milk is fucking z tier. Quit being a faggot and get the mix (the powder not the syrup) and each cup will be heaven.

>>19419369
This post has BD energy (Based Diner).

>>19417849
I always wonder what big mike bananas taste like. I hope one day I'll get to try them.

Bananas. Most berries. Eggs as long as you don't fry them all the time. Leafy green vegetables. Most fish.

>>19417855
I prefer to scramble my egg and put it on top of the toast.

I go through phases with bananas. Right now I think they're just mushy starch with some sugar and are good for about 1 second until they turn into even more of a tasteless pile of mush.
I've been eating a ton of ice cream and other sugary slop lately though. Maybe I'm just a bit overloaded with sugar.

>>19418189
Now with brocco headed bitch

>>19422187
Likely because it looks like some kind of weird skeletor.

>>19417861
relax man its just toast

>>19417849
>t.

>>19417849
Yiga hands typed this post

>>19417849
Chinese pear

>>19417849
>t. fellow banan enjoyer

I love bananas almost as much as I love my man

>>19417849
for me its pickled jalapenos. it curbs my desire to eat a fatty meal or a dessert. it's good probiotics as well. If I eat 2 pickled jalapenos with 2 sandwiches, I feel pretty full and satisfied.

>>19418619
Enjoy your mercury

>>19417849

>>19417849
>>low in fat
Fat isn't bad for you, retard.

Beef.