/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19418280
Caveat: you have to post your weight, too. You start OP

>>19418283
161 lbs, 6'1". Good idea, honestly.

>>19418280
indian food with a dumb bitch that I was going out with, at least I didn't marry her or knock her up

>>19418280
9 cans of ravioli.

>>19418290
Those things are a killer.
>suggested serving side: 2 sliders
>"OK, I'll just make 2."
>they're gone in 30 seconds
>"OK, I'll make 4 more."
>...
>"Well, might as well finish the box."
>...
>"Mmm, that hit the spot. Anyway, they're so small, so fluffy, they can't have too many calories, right?"
>check box
>oh no... what have i done...
A wonderful treat but honestly better not to keep too many boxes in the house.

[shill]Have you tried the JALAPENO CHEESE flavor yet?[/shill]

>>19418290
>>19418319
I tried these and didn't think they were that great, especially with how sad the buns turn out after being microwaves

>>19418280
I couldn't eat a whole tub of plain cashews like this but I've eaten a whole bag of these suckers before. Good lordy these things are good
>6'2 and was like 185lb when I last had these

>>19418330
Sad but gone in a second anyway. The main selling point is the fast-food sloppa experience (with all its pros & cons) in 1 minute without having to leave the house... and sliders are nostalgic for us. But yeah, the time has probably come to make our own. Fair point.

>>19418280
not the most just the most shameful, one of the bigger jars
bmi like 21.5 i think

>>19418355
Just out of the jar by itself?

>>19418359
Sorry, misunderstood the thread. I didn't eat it, I crammed it.

>>19418359
with a knife and like three or four slices of bread before i gave in

>>19418292
>161 lbs, 6'1".
maybe you should continue

Six foot one, 210 pounds.

Back in university I ate a full package of picrel. I had greasy foul peanut oil farts so bad my dorm chair cushion smelled like it for days. I snuck out at 3AM to go swap the chair with one in a vacant dorm room down the hall. Shit was nasty.

Frozen pizzas are a given so they don't really count.
A semi regular one is a whole baguette with a a pack of liver pâté and a a small wheel of creamy chesse

>>19419031
Forgot half my post
I spread liver pâté on 2/3 of the baguette, then cheese on 2/3 for them other side, which gives me a bit of everything. I often put more stuff on top depending on what I have on hand but any kind of pickles, fried onions, various spices and hot sauces, sometimes cold cuts on the cheese side. If I finish the spreads before the bread, I'll use peanut butter to finish the bread, otherwise I'll eat the spreads directly with a knife.

Pic related. I ate a whole jar when I was drunk one night. The next day I had horrible stomach aches and shits. I’ll still eat japs out of the jar sometimes but I’m careful now not to overdo it

Two of these with dark rye bread, one is 1.3kg

>>19420313
what is it? Marzipan?

>>19419031
>>19419063
How is this embarrassing? That's pretty dignified, I'd say. Gluttony is only sinful when it's proletarian food.

>>19420410
Air dried hungarian winter salami

>>19420436
It is proletarian food, in France, which I'm pretty sure the previous poster is from.

>>19420436
I disagree. Eating a shitload of nice food always makes me feel worse. Nice food should be eaten in a nice way.

2 of these bad boys in one sitting. I had the shits for the next 3 days

>>19420460
nah I'm canadian, hence the french and english packaging

This, except it was a 1.5kg bag. I couldn't shit for 4 days afterwards.

>>19420612
that's fucked up

Je suis européen but live in Ameriland. Last summer, I saw a type of ham from my home country that is rather uncommon stateside so I bought a pound of it and a nice baguette from the bakery down the street.
Once home, I nibbled at the ham, no bread, until it was gone. I couldn't control myself.
My son and notwife didn't even get to know I bought it since it was gone before they had the chance and I didn't bother to tell them.
We had the baguette with curry that evening.

>>19418280
ass

>>19418280
2 of those in the row
I was younger back then so no real side effects, just a bit of shame
>>19418283
57/186

>>19419109
>The next day I had horrible stomach aches and shits
That's not the jalapenos. It's the vinegar in the pickling/preserving solution.

Vinegar and specifically apple cider vinegar is no joke on how good it is at getting you shitting. Every get constipation? Drink two glasses of apple cider vinegar and you'll have it sorted out in no time. Tried a bunch of medicines and laxatives against constipation the times I've gotten it. And honestly, apple cider vinegar was the most effective. Only downside is that chugging straight vinegar from a glass is a bit rough on the throat. And you'll smell like vinegar the next time you sweat.

Found out what cherries do to your stool that day

>>19418280
How did you manage that? I ate a decent sized pouch of cashews in one day once and I was shitting pure orange oil for the next two days because it was too much fat for my body to process

>>19418280
My least proudest

>>19418280
5'6" 120 pounds
5250 calories
why yes i'm bulimic how could you tell

Entire grocery store pecan pie after a full dinner meal.

I used to love pecan pies, and after that my pecan pie consumption has gone way down. I'll still have a slice every year or so, but that shit destroyed my stomach. I was up sick all night, and now pecan pie tastes sickly sweet to me.

>>19421122
least proud*

These mother fuckers right here man are so good, also I love honey roasted peanuts as well.

>>19419109
there's something about those ones in the jar that make them way hotter on the way out, hotter than should be

5'9 140 lbs
The whole fucking thing. Words cannot properly describe how awful I felt afterwards.

>>19418319
It turns into diarrhea before you can absorb most of it, don’t worry about the calories too much

>>19421192
Oh now those sound good

Didn't realize a bag of these fuckers was 1200 calories, they're like crack

>>19421244
They are dangerously good, wish they had some spice to them but nothings perfect.

>>19418292
>161 lbs, 6'1"
Honey if you gain 30-40 pounds you'd be hitting your peak. Especially if work out and turn some of into muscle.

>>19420612
pretty surprising, considering all the cellulose they dump in that shit.

>>19421264
ha, yeah, and then it sits in your gut like a lead weight.

>>19421329
Go to hell faggot. It’s “pride month” in the USA. Enjoy the eternal flames

At one of these bags on LSD while watching 2001

6 ft, 160-165lbs (not sure exactly), ten tacos I made (I wanted to use all the shells)

That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?