/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19417985
Gross.

grim

you can't even buy pure caffeine powder without ordering it as a manufacturer because like a teaspoon of it will kill you

>>19417998
Then wtf are caffeine pills and 5 hour energy?

>>19417998
lol in ADULT countries you can literally buy a 20kg sack of 99.9% pure caffeine

>>19418001
most pills of any type are a bunch of filler meant to either make it look like a pill or to slow the digestion of the substance so it doesn't all hit you at once. 5 hour energy is sugar water with b vitamins. It's like an energy drink boiled down to 2 ounces.

>>19417985
*Reminder: Sucraolse is a geno-toxin and is CARCINOGENIC.
Toxicological and pharmacokinetic properties of sucralose 6 acetate and its parent sucralose in vitro screening assays-1.pdf
https://docdro.id/sz4gsmF
Here's a HACK for you:
0 Mg flavored vape liquid can be added to ANY carbonated or non-carbonated beverage, cane sugar colas, lemon lime, even just seltzer water/
For me, it's ice cold seltzer water with 4-5 drops of honeydew vape liquid.

>>19417985
>diluting sugary drinks
disgusting, enjoy your sour piss-water

>>19417985
>add a tablespoon of sugar for an extra ENERGY kick

>>19418094
You spelled BLEACH wrong, anon...
SRSLY though, NO ONE should be buying this garbage.
If you're going to abuse yourself, might as well brew a STRONG pot of coffee, make a simple syrup,(1 Cup cane sugar, 1 C. water,) make a strong sweet iced coffee and add 1/2 C. of carbonated water.
Add flavorings as desired.
Alternatively, make Thai Iced tea.
You can boba at most international markets, or online, an even dollar stores carry "Milkshake straws".
The "secret" to good boba is that same simple syrup. Plenty of videos on YT.
You can drink 3-4 pints of these with 4 tsp. of cane sugar and STILL only rack up 60 calories per pint.
1 oz. of half and half is 38 calories, so even if you add that (2Tblspn.) you're drinking an incredibly rich, satisfying drink that comes in under 100 calories/pint.

>>19417985
Put pork rinds in that shit

>>19418116
The fuck does that mean? Only uncertified?

>>19418117
It just means using oleoresin of paprika or beet juice solids instead of some kind of Red #40 or Allura Red AC.
>red dye 40, yellow No. 5, and yellow No. 6 — account for 90% of all food dyes used in the U.S.

>>19418117
Your momma got certified last night

>>19418131
Dont forget the bug juice from cochineal beatles

>>19418141
>juice
It's actually their crushed corpses

>>19418141
>>19418164
YES!!
You VILL drink ze bugs!

>>19418218
They already have

>>19418262
Campari sold in the US doesn't have cochineal parasites in it. We banned their use in food. Europoors loose again.

>>19418262
Kek!

>>19418266
>We banned their use in food.
That's a damned LIE and you know it.
> In 2009 the FDA ruled that labels of cosmetics and food that include cochineal extract must include that information on their labels (under the name "cochineal extract" or "carmine").

>>19418262
https://youtu.be/qI1pyz7CHRU?t=76
>germcucks ate this up without questioning

>>19417985
pour over ice cold everclear to simulate the experience of original 4loko, but even better

>>19417985
Sorry for killing the last thread but I was wondering if anybody has tried bucked up and if somebody could red pill me on deer velvet

I just tried "reignbow sherbet". It tastes like all the artificial flavors. All of them. I feel like a good goy now

>>19417985
Why are you buying energy drinks to make weird cocktails instead of making a coffee? I thought energy drinks were bought for convenience, not this gay shit

>>19419646
fuck man i wish i lived in america solely so i could try all this retarded looking shit

i go months without a a sip and it makes them more enjoyable when i do

>>19419704
>I just tried "reignbow sherbet". It tastes like all the artificial flavors. All of them. I feel like a good goy now